Chapter Ninety-Six: Sending Off (2)
At this time, the sky was already bright, and the west city of Chang'an City was already full of people.
Standing outside the city gate, Cheng Yanjin, Li Jing and Chai Shao stood side by side. With the arrival of those ****, this place in Xicheng suddenly became lively. People who knew each other gathered to pass the time by bragging about it. Because at this time, Li Shimin has not yet arrived. The people who didn't know were sitting on the ground silently waiting for Li Shimin's arrival, but soon, those who knew or didn't know found the only same topic now.
"Wow! Look! Lu Guogong didn't even wear armor, is this really going to go on an expedition? ”
"It's really, I don't know what kind of style Lu Guogong is smoking, this is the person who is going to go on the expedition, or the main general. It's okay if you don't wear armor, but don't wear it like this! ”
When the minority is mixed with the majority, it will be particularly conspicuous! Therefore, Cheng Yanjin's afterlife equipment directly lit up the eyes of the **** who came to pay homage to the holy face. And when a very small number of people are mixed in the majority, they will be subconsciously classified as aliens! Therefore, when they saw Cheng Yanjin's Niu B equipment, those **** people directly made a fuss, pointing at Cheng Yanjin one by one and muttering quietly.
After all, Cheng Bitingjin's title of 'Chang'an Ghost Sorrow' is still very deterrent, just muttering about this matter quietly. If the loud shouting is remembered by Cheng Yanjin, then I don't know what it will be cleaned up into.
"Damn, this equipment is really extraordinary, and it attracted the attention of these **** so quickly." Cheng Yanjin is not blind, seeing those **** pointing at himself and muttering, Cheng Yanjin immediately thought that those **** were envious of his dress. After turning around gorgeously, Cheng Yanjin sneered at Li Jing and Chai Shao beside him: "I said pharmacist, look at it, look at it!" These **** are all looking at me, I really didn't expect that my flower would have to be set off by the two of you. Alas, sure enough, someone as handsome as me is destined to be the focus wherever he goes."
Hearing Cheng Biting Jin's shameless words, Li Jing and Chai Shao couldn't help but glance at each other, and both of them saw an urge to vomit in each other's eyes! Your sister! With your bearded face, can you still have anything to do with the word handsome? Maybe if you meet passers-by at night, they will still see you as a Tibetan mastiff.
However, the two of them know Cheng Yanjin very well, and the two of them know Cheng Yanjin, the more you argue with him, the more energetic Cheng Yanjin becomes. Therefore, Li Jing and the others just shook their heads slightly, and then closed their eyes, out of sight.
But Cheng Biting Jin didn't mind at all, in his opinion, Li Jing and the two of them were completely jealous. Leaving the two behind, Cheng Yanjin twisted his ****** and walked towards the **** around him, posing from time to time
About half an hour later, suddenly!
"Didi!"
Cheng Yanjin saw one or two pure gold sports cars driving from the city, and behind the sports cars was a group of guards and ministers in armor and official uniforms who were running briskly with sweat on their heads.
This Li Shimin is not a high-IQ character, and he has mastered the skills of driving within a few days of coming into contact with the sports car, and directly threw off Cheng Yanjin's record of learning to drive several streets. Not only that, Li Shimin has also comprehended a higher level of technology - drift technology!
"I'll go! I'm standing here with such a big person, can't you see it? Stop! ”
Just as he was about to see who was driving in the car, Cheng Yanjin suddenly found that the sports car not only did not slow down, but was faster! What's worse is that the front of the sports car is facing him! Cheng Yanjin was startled at the time, remembering that when he was learning to drive, he was able to break through several holes in his own wall without driving fast. I was able to recuperate directly at home. Subconsciously, Cheng Yanjin opened his mouth and shouted loudly.
At that time, Cheng Yanjin was only a thousand meters away from the city gate! As soon as the golden sports car came out of the city gate, based on Cheng Yanjin's driving career, the speed of this sports car was at least 160 yards or more! Therefore, when Cheng Biting King Kong shouted out the words, the front of the sports car was only twenty meters away from him
"I'm dead!" Looking at the sports car that showed no signs of stopping, Cheng Yanjin subconsciously closed his eyes, and such a thought suddenly appeared in his head.
Who knows, just when the front of the car was only ten meters away from Cheng Biting Jin, everyone saw that the sports car that was speeding suddenly stopped, and then the tail of the car swung heavily to the left, and after several turns, the car stopped
As soon as the car door opened, a foot wearing yellow boots stepped out, and then I saw Li Shimin walking out of the car in a dragon robe, and went straight to Cheng Yanjin, who had his eyes closed, and said, "Zhijie, how did I perform just now?" Isn't it amazing? ”
After hearing Li Shimin's voice, Cheng Yanjin opened his eyes, and when he found that he was still standing in place, Cheng Yanjin breathed a sigh of relief, and then he found that his back was full of cold sweat
"Your Majesty, can you not scare Weichen like this, Weichen is timid and can't stand being scared|" Looking at Li Shimin with resentment, Cheng Biting Jin was so nervous that he hadn't recovered until now. Although he closed his eyes at the time, he could clearly feel how strong the wind formed when the sports car was spinning!
Being stared at by the humanoid monster Cheng Biting Jin with such resentful eyes, Li Shimin couldn't bear it, and hurriedly agreed: "Okay, I know." It's not like the whole Chang'an City has this sports car, of course I can only show you my skills. ”
After this meeting, Li Shimin's subordinates finally followed. I saw a white-bearded old man running in the direction of Li Shimin, and at the same time shouting loudly: "Your Majesty! Since ancient times, emperors have had rules for traveling, how can you break the rules! What do you think has become of this honor guard? ”
Kong Yingda, the word Chongyuan. Although he is not very brilliant among Li Shimin's many younger brothers, he has a good background! Speaking of Confucius, everyone must be familiar with it, right? That's right, this Kong Yingda's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather. I don't know how many grandfathers went, anyway, the last grandfather was Confucius. To put it bluntly, the ancestor of the family is Confucius. In this ancient feudal dynasty, which emperor dared not give Confucius a few thin noodles that had been hanging for N years a long time?
After coming to Li Shimin's side, Kong Yingda couldn't stand it anymore, and sat down on the ground without any image, while his chest kept rising and falling rapidly, looking like he would hang up at any time. Feeling the soreness coming from his body, Kong Yingda said in his heart: "Damn! I'm so old and still being tossed like this. If I do it again, I guess I'll have to go and see my ancestors. No, I'll have to stop your majesty from doing this. ”
Looking at Kong Yingda's bloodshot face and undulating chest, Li Shimin was startled: Why is this old man Kong so weak, and he hasn't run far, why does he look like he wants to hang up at any time. No, I can't let him hang up like this now, otherwise I won't be scolded to death by those Confucian students.
Thinking of this, Li Shimin said with a dark face to Xue Gao, who was next to him: "Old Xue, why are you so eyeless!" Don't you see that Master Kong is tired like this? Why don't you hurry up and get some water to relieve Master Kong? ”
After scolding Xue Gao, Li Shimin helped Kong Yingda up with one hand, and said at the same time: "Kong Aiqing, the thief on this ground is dirty, come, spread my clothes on it and it won't be dirty." After finishing speaking, Li Shimin took off the dragon robe on his body.
Seeing that Li Shimin actually took off the dragon robe on his body to use as a blanket for himself, Kong Yingda was startled. Isn't your sister cheating on me? If my ancestor knew that I used a dragon robe as a blanket, he wouldn't have jumped out of the coffin and scolded me to death! The old ancestor started by relying on the trick of imperial power, if he dared to sit down, wouldn't this be a direct slap in the face? Even the dragon robe dares to be used as a blanket, which inevitably doesn't take God seriously, or is it that the people of your Kong family are better than God? Therefore, Kong Yingda immediately rejected Li Shimin's seemingly well-intentioned but insidious proposal, and hurriedly said in a panic: "Weichen is not tired, thank you Your Majesty for your kindness." ”
"Well, forget it. Okay, now everyone is here, right? Come! Serve! After Kong Yingda rejected his kindness, Li Shimin turned his head to look at the little brothers who were running behind his buttocks, and when Kong Yingda couldn't see Li Shimin's facial expression, the corners of Li Shimin's mouth suddenly turned upward