0146 It's a good thing to slap the emperor in the face
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Emperor Han Ling gave Guo Jia such treatment, naturally to tell Guo Jia that I value you very much.
Guo Jia knew it in his heart, so he dispelled the idea of bargaining with Emperor Han Ling and reducing the three-month punishment to one month.
Of course, Guo Jia will not stop there, but just walk at the back of the team with Xi Zhicai and Dian Wei.
But to his surprise, the middle-aged scribe actually came over, and the emperor's guards seemed to be unaware of this, as if it was not the first time that the middle-aged scribe had done so.
"Guo Jia, I heard that there is a poem on the boulder at the entrance of your Hall of Fame?"
"Yes, sir, do you have any advice?"
Guo Jia didn't understand why the middle-aged scribe asked this question, but the middle-aged scribe had helped him after all, so he still replied slightly respectfully.
"You wrote it?" The middle-aged scribe continued to ask.
"Yes!"
"I cherish Huo Li Guang, and I lose a little bit of literature;
Confucius Mengquzi, slightly less coquettish;
A generation of overlords, Jiangdong Xiang Yu, only knows how to bow down and carry the giant tripod.
The past, the number of romantic figures, but also look at the present.
Did I mispronounce it? ”
"That's right!" Guo Jia still doesn't understand, is there a problem with this poem?
"Humph! Guo Fengxiao, you are really crazy! There is no one in his eyes, he is bold and reckless, he simply does not take the world in his eyes! Crazy erectors! ”
"I ......"
Guo Jiameng was stunned, and just wanted to explain, but found that the middle-aged scribe flicked his sleeves, turned his head and left, and did not give Guo Jia a chance to speak at all.
Guo Jia is stupid, what a weirdo! I used to help myself at the gate of the palace, why did I become this attitude now, and it became too fast.
"Hahaha! Bonghyo, can't you figure it out? ”
At this moment, Jian Shuo walked over.
"Master Jian, Feng Xiao is really confused, I shouldn't have offended that gentleman, right?"
"Hey, hey! Whoever says you have not sinned against him, you have offended him greatly. Jian Shuo looked at Guo Jia with a smile on his face, his eyes full of schadenfreude.
"Huh? Please also advise you. ”
Guo Jia really didn't understand that it was the first time he met a middle-aged man, and he had no intersection before. I can only offend him today, but I seem to have been very respectful all along!
"Well, I won't say much, just tell you his name, and you'll understand."
Jian Shuo's words made Guo Jia even more puzzled, can a name also offend people?
"Hey, hey! …… He is the nineteenth grandson of Confucius, Kong Rong Kong Wenju! Hahaha! ”
Jian Shuo patted Guo Jia on the shoulder and laughed, leaving Guo Jia standing there stupidly.
He understood why he had offended the middle-aged scribe, and why the emperor's guards didn't stop him.
You underestimate other people's ancestors, can people not be angry?
The descendants of Confucius, a generation of celebrities, Kong Rong, who can be compared to Cai Yong and Zheng Xuan, even the emperor does not dare to offend at will.
"Fengxiao, it seems that you not only offended Mr. Kong, but also offended him a lot, you dare to say that people's ancestors are a little less coquettish, can people give you a good face?"
"Haha! ......" Xi Zhicai and Dian Wei laughed unscrupulously together.
Guo Jia's face was slightly red, but he still had some doubts in his heart, he had offended him, why did Kong Rong help him.
The history books say that Kong Rong is upright, loyal, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness, but because of this, he often speaks mercilessly, and it is easy to offend people, and it is precisely because of this that he was finally killed by Cao Cao.
To put it mildly, Kong Rong is a violent temper, just a little bit, but what reason does Kong Rong have to help himself?
"By the way, Fengxiao, we congratulate the Queen Mother today, have you prepared a birthday gift?"
Xi Zhicai suddenly remembered something, Guo Jia seemed to be empty-handed when he went out today, shouldn't he forget all the birthday gifts.
"Yes, Fengxiao, the Queen Mother is an old man after all, and this matter cannot be forgotten. You can't have forgotten, right? ”
Dian Wei also interjected, recently he seems to like to taunt Guo Jia, I don't know if it is to avenge the bluestone at the gate of the palace.
"Humph!" Guo Jia naturally heard Dian Wei's ridicule, but he didn't care at all: "Birthday ceremony? I've already sent it, haven't you all noticed? ”
"Delivered? You just entered the palace, and you haven't seen the Queen Mother's face, where have you sent it? Don't lie to me, I haven't read a book, but ......"
Dian Wei took the opportunity to interject, but was interrupted by Xi Zhicai.
"Bonghyo, what do you mean ......"
"Yes, that's what I meant!"
"Hahaha! Then this is really a great gift, not only the Queen Mother, but also His Majesty will be very happy. ”
Xi Zhicai suddenly realized and laughed, but he confused Dian Wei again.
"Fengxiao, Zhicai, what do you two say? Why can't I understand at all? ”
"Don't understand? Then I'll ...... I won't tell you! Hahaha! ”
I said a long time ago that Guo Jia is very vindictive.
"Humph! If you don't say it, you won't say it, I don't want to know yet! ”
Dian Wei snorted angrily, but his heart was itching, and he kept thinking about how to get some news from Xi Zhicai.
And Guo Jia remembered the incident at the gate of the palace again.
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Jian Shuo's appearance not only stunned Zhang Nuan, but also made Guo Jia lose his mind.
Guo Jia knew that although he fought hard in front of Zhang Nuan and pressed him to death, his reasoning was somewhat far-fetched, and there was no strong evidence.
If he stabbed in front of Emperor Han Ling, who knows what the consequences will be?
"Didi ......"
Just when Guo Jia was worried, the system appeared.
"Master, why do you look sad?"
"Humph! Why am I sorrowful, will you not know? You don't come to gloat! ”
In the face of the system's laughter, Guo Jia was very unhappy, and he didn't have time to make noise with it at this time.
"That's it! Then forget it! I finally came up with a solution, since the master is not interested in knowing, then forget it, bye-bye! ”
"Ahh Wait a minute! Wait a minute! ”
Guo Jia was anxious, he knew that although the system was unscrupulous, it usually didn't tell lies, maybe he really had some good way to solve the matter in front of him.
"Oh, I wonder what else is going on with the master?"
"Hey, hey! Good system, wonderful system, the strongest system in history, you can talk about your method! ”
Faced with the system's knowingly questioning, Guo Jia could only smile cheekily, who called himself under someone else's roof.
"Humph! For the sake of your good attitude, I will teach you. That's a great thing, so what's there to worry about? ”
"A good thing?"
Breaking into the emperor's palace gate, killing the emperor's guards, and insulting the emperor's courtiers are all slapping the emperor's face, which is also a good thing?
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