Shi Lei accompanied him carefully, and when he went to all the uncles, he leaked his face and sent his concern and apology. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info is just the result, it doesn't seem to be satisfactory, just look at the appearance of the skin and the flesh not smiling, I guess I have to be practiced by them again. It seems that it is better to go back and take the gifts, and then go to the houses, I was going to give them wedding invitations, a leg trip.

Touching his nose in a sneer, and looking at his daughter-in-law's joke, Shi Lei still decided to go and get the stone lion back to the door first. After all, it is the façade of the Cheng family, and it is too unreasonable to throw it at home.

However, as soon as he stood in front of the lion, Shi Lei was worried, and this weight was certainly not a problem for him. It's just that it's so big, it's not easy to find a focus. I was drunk last night, and I don't know how to do it.

In the end, after a long time of comparison, he finally relied on his extra-long arm span to hold the two big thick legs of the stone lion. Shouldering it to make sure it was secure, he walked out.

There were already servants around, put down the work at hand, and rushed to the gate of Cheng's house.

This head, you can't get out of the side door, you have to open the main door to have a show.

It is also thanks to the fact that along the way, they are all paved with strong bluestone slabs. If this is a dirt road, Shi Lei can't get down, and half of his legs won't go in.

That's it, there are also a lot of bluestone slabs, which have been stepped on and cracked, this is still Shi Lei tried his best to choose the cracked slate to walk, save some effort for the servants.

It's just that it looks like I couldn't go straight last night, and this cracked slate, one in the east and one in the west, is very telling.

This road is sad for Shi Lei, carrying this stone lion is not very difficult for Shi Lei, but in the face of the servants around him, who ran out to see the scene, looking at the monster-like eyes, Shi Lei was very unbearable.

Finally walked to the gate, Shi Lei carefully adjusted the angle, and smoothed the huge lion out, so as not to break the gate of his father-in-law's house again.

But as soon as he went out, all of a sudden, all kinds of discussions broke out, almost knocking Shi Lei back.

"Wow, I really resisted the stone lion!"

"Awesome!" "O man of God!" "Overlord reincarnated!"

"It turns out that he is really a powerful warrior who can carry the tripod!"

"The lion must weigh more than a thousand pounds, right?" "A thousand pounds is definitely more than that!"

"Macho man, if only it were my husband."

All kinds of chatter, as well as screams, are endless. Crowded outside the gate of Cheng's house, the black pressed a crowd of people, all staring at Shi Lei with all kinds of eyes, or awe, admiration, or curiosity. Of course, there are all kinds of hot, as if with hook seductive eyes.

Shi Lei stiffly pulled out a smiling face, and quickly put the stone lion down carefully. The base was also adjusted according to the original position. It's so easy to distinguish between the different colors.

turned his back, Shi Lei planned to run back quickly, watching it like a monkey show like this, it was really uncomfortable, even if others praised it, it made Shi Lei very awkward.

I don't know how the stars in their previous lives endured this feeling, and when they took pictures, the flash that could flash blinding.

"Uncle, you put it backwards, the lion should be placed on the right." A little guy cautiously walked up to Shi Lei and whispered.

Still with a little care, looking at Shi Lei's expression, it seemed that Shi Lei was a little unhappy, he planned to run away, he didn't want to fly to the roof casually.

Shi Lei, who was reminded, turned his head, smiled wryly at the many onlookers, and hurriedly lifted the stone lion up again and put it on the other side.

Holding back the discomfort, he pulled out a stiff smile for everyone, turned around and ran back.

The sound of discussion outside couldn't even block the door, and it kept drilling into Shi Lei's ears along the way.

walked back and forth again, and Shi Lei could be regarded as having paid off the sins he had done. I don't have to endure the many curious eyes outside.

It's just that in the face of Cheng Chuyue's ridicule, Shi Lei is still a little embarrassed, not very embarrassed.

"Let's go, let's go back to dinner. The uncles are up, and it's about time for the second feast. ”

Cheng Chuyue smiled maliciously, glanced at Shi Lei, and said easily.

"Still drinking?" Shi Lei asked in horror.

"Yes, Grandpa always said that the first day of drinking is to exchange feelings, and when you sober up, you must drink again.

Cast it, sober up the wine, and by the way, increase the amount of alcohol, and also make the feelings stronger. Cheng Chuyue said as it should be.

"Drink and sober up?" Shi Lei looked at Cheng Chuyue a little stiffly. "Can this be cast too?"

"Anyway, Grandpa said that this is how he grew up with alcohol." Cheng Chuyue's answer made Shi Lei completely speechless.

At this moment, Shi Lei finally understood why Cheng Chumo and them looked at him with the eyes of "you are dead" as soon as he heard that his father was going to invite wine.

In this first scene, you must drink fragments, not to mention, but also watch a group of old sticks perform full martial arts, which requires a poor body to be swept in, and the rhythm of lying down and going out properly.

The key is that on the second day, I have to drink like this, no wonder the Cheng family's wine banquet is always awe-inspiring.

Look at the current day, but it is still hanging in the sky, and it is specified to be the same as yesterday, the meaning of drinking from dawn to dark, Shi Lei thinks it is better to make some arrangements.

"What's that, daughter-in-law, can you find something first, give me a cushion for my stomach, I always drink dry, it's not good for my stomach."

Shi Lei accompanied Xiaoyi to look at Cheng Chuyue and said with anticipation.

"Don't worry, it's ready for you a long time ago." Cheng Chuyue turned into a magic spell and took out a bun of meat dishes.

What kind of stewed chicken, roast chicken, put a lot, these things carry hunger, as well as oil and water, which can form a protective film in the stomach and reduce the absorption of wine.

With them padding his stomach, Shi Lei's combat effectiveness can be improved a lot.

"Sure enough, it's my wife." Shi Lei hugged Cheng Chuyue, just a "Ahhh Then he took the food and kept stuffing it into his mouth.

This time for the banquet, there is no need for Shi Lei to cook by himself, he must enter the venue early, wait for those elders, and have to compensate them.

Shi Lei is planning to let it go, it's a big deal to admit the punishment himself, drink more and be beaten by them again.

With his own body, as long as he doesn't greet him three ways, even if he is rounded by this group of old sticks, he will be a lively hero when he gets up the next day.

Shi Lei is like half of the host's family, waiting for all the guests to enter the banquet, and he has to give all the uncles a smile, so he basically gets an answer like "hum".

But these guys aren't really angry, it's obvious that this is still awkward with their juniors.

Shi Lei also understands this truth, so he made enough gestures and gave face to several elders.

Who let him do it inappropriately before, a good shelf, it just turned into throwing people to play, people lost face, and made a little petty, is it also a normal thing?

When Cheng Yanjin finished talking about the theme of the banquet, that is, what Cheng Chuyue said, throw a drink, and deepen the relationship by the way, Shi Lei hurriedly served his big wine glass, and with a fearless spirit, he was ready to salute one by one again.

"Uncle Niu, it was the kid who was wrong yesterday, and the kid punished himself with three cups, so he should admit his mistake to you.

I did it, you feel free. Shi Lei raised his wine glass and prepared to pour it into his mouth.

"That stone, Uncle Niu is very pleased with yesterday's incident, yes, very relieved. With such a powerful offspring as you, it's too late for Uncle Niu to be happy.

Don't listen to the ugly old guy, young people, don't drink so much. Drinking and mishapting, you must pay attention to this.

Haha, there is no need to make amends, kill more enemies in the future, and Uncle Niu will be very happy. ”

Niu Jinda took Shi Lei's hand violently, not only did not let him pour the wine down, but also said very seriously.

"Hey, thank you Uncle Niu, the kid will definitely fight bravely to kill the enemy, and he will never let Uncle Niu and Grandpa down!"

Shi Lei was so moved, he deserves to be the most sincere Uncle Niu, a really good person, this is the loyal elder in his mind, and he must remember Uncle Niu more in the future.

"Uncle Qin, yesterday the boy Meng Lang was born, please take care of me.

The kid punished himself with three cups, I did it, you feel free. Shi Lei raised his wine glass and said respectfully to this Qin Qiong.

Shi Lei is most sorry for this peerless general, and his lifelong prestige was ruined in the hands of a junior, which is not good to say.

"No!" Qin Qiong took out the speed and strength that were completely inconsistent with his age, and slammed Shi Lei's hand holding the wine glass.

"You're doing a good job." Qin Qiong squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and nodded very hard to strengthen her tone.

"Among the younger generation of Datang, there is a fierce general like you, Uncle Qin is very happy. In the future, we must capture the flag for my Datang generals, so that the world will know that our Datang is definitely a hero. When Qin Qiong said this, she was really proud.

"The sword on the battle array has no eyes, be careful about yourself to be real, don't be like your Uncle Qin, you become powerless when you get old.

Then what did Doctor Sun say, I can't drink more, so I will be exempted from drinking, what do you say to make amends?

In the future, if you unscrew off the heads of a few more enemy generals, Uncle Qin will be very happy. Qin Qiong grabbed Shi Lei's arm, with an expression that I am very optimistic about you.

"The kid will live up to Uncle Qin's expectations, so that all enemies can see the heroic martial arts of the Tang Dynasty."

Listening to the words of the idol, Shi Lei's face turned red with excitement, and he quickly made a statement, Qin Qiong nodded very happily.

However, Shi Lei went down this circle, only to find that something was wrong.

Many uncles either say that they are unwell, or that they should follow the doctor's advice, drink less alcohol from now on, eat more vegetarian, and pay attention to the way of health preservation.

The most bullshitty thing is Liu Hongji, a guy who is old, and every year he has to go to the house, carry back several concubines and concubines, eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, there is no old hooligan who is willing to lose to others, and he actually said that he has to devote himself to the Buddha recently, so he can't touch the wine, and he will bathe in incense when he goes home, and study Buddhism seriously.

But shouldn't you put down the braised hooves in your grip first, and wipe the wine off the corners of your mouth by the way, before saying that?

Shi Lei can only sigh, he is worthy of being an old thief who came out of the sea of corpses and blood, when he tells lies, he can not change his face and his heart beat, except for admiration, he can't think of other words.

"In the past, among my peers, I didn't have any convincing, but now I must say the word 'obedience' to you."

"The one who can make these old guys soft is the stone you."

As soon as Shi Lei returned to the table where his peers were, Cheng Chumo and the others came over and expressed their admiration.

From their words, Shi Lei finally understood why there was such a situation.

Dare to love these elders, they are afraid that everyone will drink high again after a while, especially Shi Lei will drink too much and throw them on the roof again, I really can't afford to lose that person.

This is why everyone has a tacit understanding to find all kinds of excuses to excuse themselves from drinking, and Shi Lei's atonement wine has not been drunk at all.

Shi Lei was completely embarrassed at this time. This Nima is more embarrassing, it seems that this head can't be washed off, how will I live this little life in the military generals in the future.

However, Shi Lei was soon dragged to drink by his peers, so let's put this kind of worry aside first.

It's just that he didn't notice the evil gaze of the elders and his own children. (To be continued.) )