The seventy-fourth episode of the kitchen waiter
"Shirley!?"
Lu Ren's exclamation startled the maid, and she hurriedly knelt on the ground and apologized to Lu Ren again and again, and Lu Ren immediately reacted that he must have recognized the wrong person. Because just the day before yesterday, Lu Ren also communicated with Shirley, and with Lu Ren's understanding of Shirley, if Shirley really wore it, the first thing she would do would definitely be to find herself, and where would she become a maid in Cao Cao's mansion? Unless Shirley had amnesia when she came through.
But then again, with Shirley's beautiful and unrealistic, dreamy, almost demonic appearance, she suddenly appeared in this era, and it must not cause some so-called sensations? No matter where you go, the local people won't turn Shirley into a maid serving food and soup, right? That's too much of a waste of resources.
Just thinking of this section, Lu Ren was surprised again. I mistook this maid for Shirley, so this maid should be very beautiful, but why is it just a maid serving vegetables in Cao Cao's mansion? Cao Cao's lust is also well-known in history, there is no reason to waste such resources, right?
With such doubts, Lu Ren squatted down, stretched out his hand and patted the maid's shoulder, and said in as peaceful a tone as possible: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I don't mean to blame you...... Hey, hey, head up. ”
The maid thanked Lu Ren, and then she was careful and slowly raised her head to look at Lu Ren, and Lu Ren was able to see the appearance of the maid clearly. Not to mention, at a rough glance, this maid's face and facial features are really quite similar to Shirley, but in proportion are not as delicate and perfect as Shirley.
Don't underestimate the difference in proportion, the proportion in people may often be different because of the difference of a few percentages, and the effect in the eyes will be very different. Just like this maid, although her face and facial features are similar to Shirley's, because of the poor proportions, she can only be regarded as a slight appearance in Lu Ren's eyes.
After seeing the appearance of this maid clearly, Lu Ren really couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, and said in his heart I haven't drunk a lot of wine, and I won't be able to walk my eyes to this point, right? However, after thinking back to the scene just now, Lu Ren realized something, so he let the maid kneel on the lawn where he had just fallen and maintained a slightly lowered nodding posture, while he adjusted the height and angle of his gaze little by little in front of the maid.
Sure enough, when Lu Ren's gaze was adjusted to a forty-five degree angle, the maid's face was six or seven percent similar to Shirley, and what was even more amazing was that the moonlight at this time was reflected on the maid's face, and under this night, it seemed to help the maid paint a kind of hazy and vaguely dreamy makeup...... In fact, to put it simply, this maid was hit by Lu Ren, and bumped into the effect of painted makeup + gold self/shot angle + art photo, and caught up with Lu Ren to drink some wine.
After figuring out this, Lu Ren grabbed his head and smirked there, but he made the maid a little overwhelmed. After hesitating for a moment, the maid said timidly: "Please Lu Bicao go back to the hall for a banquet, and the slave and maid will retire." ”
Lu Ren didn't know the so-called "oh", waved his hand to let the maid go about herself, and then turned around and prepared to go back to the banquet hall. However, after taking two steps, Lu Ren suddenly turned around and looked at the background of the maid, and after a slight groan, his eyes rolled again and he called urgently: "Hey, wait a minute." ”
The maid was probably afraid that Lu Ren would blame her, but she was obviously frightened by Lu Ren's voice, so she quickly turned around and prepared to kneel down to Lu Ren to make amends. Lu Ren took the first two steps and held it up, and at the same time looked at the maid again for a moment before asking, "What's your name?" ”
The maid's response was still timid: "Slave, slave Wan'er, maid under the toilet." ”
Lu Ren said: "Wan'er? The name is good. So what's your last name? ”
Wan'er said: "Slaves, slaves and maids have no surnames. ”
Lu Ren was dumbfounded: "How can you not even have a surname?" ”
"It's common for a woman like her to have no name or even a surname." Guo Jia didn't know when he stood behind Lu Ren: "Look at her age, she is about fourteen or five years old, but you should know very well when Yihao was more than ten years ago." ”
"Oh......"
Only then did Lu Ren understand. It is now 194 A.D. in the early years of Xingping, and in 184 ten years ago, that is, when Wan'er was about four or five years old, the Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out; A few years later, it was the most difficult period for the people to live in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, when the Heng and Ling emperors were the most difficult period, and it was too common for ordinary people to sell their children and daughters in order to survive. A girl like Wan'er was bought by the Cao family at that time to feed her a little, and then she was used as a maid ring.
If you find that the girl has the qualifications to become a beauty, of course, she will teach singing and dancing or something to make it a kabuki or maiko, such as Minchan. It's just that Minchan's appearance is too outstanding, and in the end, she was accepted as a righteous daughter by Wang Yun. But although the identity is a little higher, the final thing to do is still the same. And the Wan'er in front of Lu Ren can only be regarded as a slight appearance under normal circumstances, as if she is not qualified to become a kabuki or a maiko, of course, she can only become an ordinary maid.
Knowing this, Lu Ren turned his head to look at Guo Jia: "Old Guo, why did you run out?" ”
Guo Jia threw a bean sprout eye at Lu Ren: "I drink more than you." ”
After speaking, Guo Jia ignored Lu Ren and went to the toilet by himself. Lu Ren gave Guo Jia a middle finger, and when he looked at Wan'er again, he saw that Wan'er didn't dare to leave because she didn't get Lu Ren's words, but just stood there timidly, looking a little pitiful. Lu Ren smiled immediately, stretched out his hand, grabbed Wan'er's wrist and walked towards the banquet hall: "You come with me." ”
Wan'er was shocked and said hurriedly: "Lu, Lu Bicao, Wan'er has confessed her guilt, please spare Wan'er." ”
Lu Ren looked back at Wan'er, and his face showed the kind of smile on his face when the gray wolf caught the lazy sheep: "I didn't say I wanted to blame you, but I suddenly decided to ask for you." ”
"Huh!?"
When he returned to the banquet hall after a short time, Cao Cao was talking to Xun Yu about something, but it should be just gossip in the banquet, because the women that Cao Cao called out to choose for Lu Ren were still standing there, if it was a military and political matter, it would be impossible for Cao Cao to discuss with Xun Yu in front of these women. As soon as he raised his eyes and saw Lu Ren coming in, before Cao Cao could open his mouth to ask, he found that Lu Ren was still holding a maid, and Cao Cao asked curiously: "Yihao, what do you mean by this?" ”
Wan'er faced Cao Cao directly, and her first reaction was to kneel, but she couldn't kneel because she was pulled by Lu Ren's wrist, so she could only stand there with her head down and helpless. Lu Ren didn't care so much, stretched out his hand and pointed at Wan'er and said to Cao Cao: "Gong Cao, can you give me this maid named Wan'er?" ”
"What!?"
Cao Cao was stunned on the spot, and then asked Wan'er to raise her head. After taking a closer look, Cao Cao was very puzzled and said, "Yihao, are you serious?" You don't want these beautiful people in the hall, but you want this, this unattractive maid? You you, you ......" is "You are too visionless", but Cao Cao didn't say it.
Not only Cao Cao, but even Xun Yu and Guo Jia, who had just returned from the latrine, were very surprised, and the person in question, Wan'er, was so shocked that she covered her lips with her hands and took several steps backwards, but was grabbed by Lu Ren and pulled back by her wrist.
Cao Cao glanced at Wan'er, who was not outstanding, a few more times, and his face was a little displeased. There was a moment of silence in the hall, and Cao Cao narrowed his triangular eyes like his signature and said: "Yihao, although the musicians in this hall are not national beauties, they are always the beauties of the world carefully selected by Lonely, and each of them has their own skills for pleasure. But why do you only need this, this...... What's her name? "Dare to love Lao Cao, under the shock, I didn't even remember Wan'er's name.
Lu Ren stretched out his hand and scratched his scalp, and sneered at Cao Cao with the help of the few points of wine: "Don't hide it from Cao Gong, although this Wan'er's appearance is mediocre, she is a maid under the toilet, and she can do laundry and cooking, this is what I want." ”
"......" Cao Cao, Guo Jia, and Xun Yu were speechless together.
At this time, Lu Ren's face was straight: "Gong Cao, Sima Xun should have already told Gong Cao about the intention of leading the crowd to try out Tuntian, right?" ”
Cao Cao nodded, in fact, at today's banquet, Cao Cao also wanted to take this opportunity to personally inquire Lu Ren about the matter of Tuntian in detail.
Lu Ren said: "If Cao Gong agrees to lead the people to try the tun in Xia, he will naturally move to the place where he tries to try." I haven't had any entourage around me all along, and now the few people I follow are seconded to me by Xun Si and Lao Guo, and I eat ready-made food at Xun Sima's place on weekdays. But if I go to try Tun, I can't go back and forth for dozens of miles for a meal, right? Therefore, it is more convenient to have such a maid who can cook and cook by her side to take care of my diet and daily life. ”
"Oh, I see." Cao Cao nodded in understanding: "In that case, you can take this maid away, and treat it as a servant given to you alone." When it comes to the ladies in this hall, you can still choose one at will. ”
Lu Ren hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No need, no need, thank you Cao Gong for your kindness." In fact, if I go to try it, I will deal with those vulgar hungry homeless people all day long, and it is not convenient to have a delicate woman by my side, and it will give birth to unnecessary rights and wrongs. ”
Cao Cao thought about it and felt that things were so reasonable. It felt a little weird to throw a delicate singer into a group of five big and three thick peasants, so he nodded and said, "Just Yiyihao." ”
Turning his head again, Cao Cao put his head on the stunned Wan'er again, and said the words on those scenes: "Your name is ...... Wan'er, huh? Return to your house quickly, pack your clothes and bags, and return to the house with Lu Bicao after the banquet is dispersed! In the future, we must serve Lu Faqiu's diet and daily life, and we must not slack off! ”
Wan'er didn't react for a long time, and Lu Ren had no choice but to pinch Wan'er's forearm hard and whispered, "Why are you still standing stupidly?" Hurry up and thank Cao Gong before going back to pack up your things, otherwise, ...... "It's a bit of a threat."
Wan'er then understood, hurriedly responded, and the person also exited the hall in a hurry. And what about the few rakuka? No matter how much he complained in his heart that Lu Ren had no vision, as long as Lao Cao waved his hand...... I'm sorry, it's none of your business here, if you want to live, just retire honestly!