The 74th was angry with the king and the young lady who picked customers

How can the world relieve sorrows?

It's just Du Kang!

But now, watching Chen Fang and Master Pang push the cup and change the lamp, they drank happily. The pen %fun %Pavilion had already drunk a few pots www.biquge.info of good wine in a short time, and instead of relieving his sorrow, the king's cup was more sorrowful, his eyes rolled, and the two funny mustaches on his mouth shook and shook, and he almost fainted.

But even so, Chen Fang and Master Pang still didn't seem to notice his abnormality, and drank cup after cup.

Finally, Master Wang still couldn't hold it back, and spit out the yellow phlegm blocked in his throat and eyes with all his might, and scolded: "Get out, get out of me!" ”

The sound was so loud that it was like a pig barking, and for a while, the people in the entire (green) building turned their curious eyes.

Li Wenjun naturally saw Chen Fang because of this, but he didn't come over, but continued to study poetry and poetry with that table of literati students.

"Ah......" Chen Fang shouted, shook his head regretfully, and said to Master Pang: "A conversation with Master is better than ten years of study." Such opportunities don't happen very often, but it's a pity, it's a pity! Adults come to visit the (green) building, is to drink flower wine and talk about the wind and moon, we seem too stuffy, inevitably disturb the interest of adults. It seems that this can only be done at that. Students quit first. ”

After saying that, Chen Fang got up, gave a student salute to Master Pang, turned around and wanted to leave. Seeing this, Master Pang also regretted that he had not talked with people so high-spirited about poetry and poetry for many years, and it was rare to meet a confidant who knew how to appreciate himself, and he couldn't talk about it in detail, which was a pity, a pity!

I was moved, and I was about to get up to send him off, but who knew that the little mung bean eyes of the king master book were round in the middle, and said: "You stay, Master Pang, you get out of me!" ”

There are only three people at this table, one is Master Wang, and the other is Master Pang, so it goes without saying which one the "you" in the mouth of Master Wang refers to.

Chen didn't have much interest in leaving or staying, but Master Pang was different, he was stunned, looked at the king's book, and asked in disbelief: "Big, my lord, I, you let me ......"

"Why isn't it you, do you still want the official to go with the guest?" At this time, the prince was very angry, and he didn't even sweep the corners of his eyes, and said angrily.

"Ugh." Master Pang sighed and said to Chen Fang: "In this way, Brother Chen, we can only ...... details next time."

"Get out!" Master Wang even smashed the cup, and now Master Pang didn't dare to speak anymore, so he hurriedly ran downstairs.

This incident is just a small episode, others only say that there are two parties fighting for girls, one is strong and the other is weak, so after watching the excitement, they didn't pay attention to this side anymore.

"Chen Fang, the idlers are gone, and we eat and drink." As the king said this, he did not pour wine, but also pressed the girls who were waiting on the side, and did not let them pour wine. He just wants to pour it for him!

Hmph, Master Pang, that little person can also stand your toast, can't this official stand it? The king played with the eight-character mustache, proudly fantasizing about Chen Fang toasting himself and splashing him again. It's one thing to just fantasize about it, it's another thing to realize.

Chen Fang sat down again, didn't raise his eyelids, and said, "I've eaten too much wine, and now I want to eat vegetables." Anyway, it doesn't matter if the face of the king is ugly, pick up the chopsticks on the table, chew the dish when it is clipped, and no matter which slut the splashing oil splashes on, anyway, it looks like no one is around.

The king was so angry that he almost didn't pull off those two poor beards.

"Chen Yanzuo, is this official not as good as the old ghost of Master Pang in your eyes?" Master Wang's eyes widened as he tried to show that he was angry. But mung beans are also mung beans, and no matter how much you stare at them, they can't become watermelons.

Chen Fang glanced up at him, thought about it, and replied after a long time: "My lord, Master Pang, he is taller than you. Naturally, it should be more eye-catching. ”

"You, you, what do you mean? Are you scolding this official for being short? As soon as the king was excited, he completely pulled off the beard on the left, and his tears rushed out of his eyes.

"My lord, how can you say that about yourself, although it is the truth, I don't allow you to say that about yourself." Chen Dayi said awe-inspiringly, people who don't know will definitely think that he is a loyal member of the name of the king master book at first glance, but those who know, such as the king master book, were so angry that they couldn't do it, or the two girls who were waiting next to the king master book "fluttered" and laughed all of a sudden.

"Shaft daring, ah, angry with the official, the official heard Lei Da Catch the head say that you have some ability, and originally wanted to take you under the door, but you don't know what to do, then don't blame the official for not being considerate of the juniors."

Chen Fang gave a score of 101 for the words of the king master, and he was obviously so angry that he didn't want to, but he could still say such an upright scene, and the extra point was worth giving!

As the saying goes, there are fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant, and there are more than half a sentence. Obviously, there are two chickens standing next to Master Wang, and Chen Fang doesn't even have a waiting girl here, how can he vote for chickens. So the king, who had lost half of his beard, was ashamed and decided to leave the table angrily.

Of course, it is very shameless to throw up his sleeves and leave directly, so he first left a polite, considerate, and caring sentence - "Chen Cheng is dark at the beginning of the month, you should be more careful when you go back, don't meet a thief who robs money, and knock your head off." After saying that, Fang flicked his sleeves and left.

When he walked to the stairs, Chen Fang also replied politely: "Be careful not to roll down the stairs, adults, remember to settle the bill first and then leave, it is very immoral to call the overlord chicken." ”

Hearing this, the master of Wang, who was taking steps downstairs, stepped on the air, and the whole person appeared at the corner of the stairs at the moment of "dong dong", and the only advantage of the whole face, the good-looking nose, was crooked.

Glaring at Chen Fang hatefully, Wang Zhushu took out a silver ingot from his arms and slapped it on the hand of the old bustard who came to ask for the account, and walked away angrily.

Nimei's family photo is really stingy. After seeing the king leave, Chen Fang shook his head, turned around and looked at the table full of food, and suddenly the stomach worms were about to crawl out.

Chicken, duck, fish, braised chicken, white chopped, fried, grilled everything, waste is to be struck by thunder, but I can't eat it alone......

With a flicker of his eyes, he first saw Li Wenjun, and then immediately jumped away from his gaze and continued to search, and finally his gaze stopped on the two girls who were serving the king just now.

"Come, come, come. Come to the master's side and accompany the master to eat. ”

The girls in the Qihong Mansion were originally to eat, drink, and sleep together, and when they saw Chen Fang greeting them, they naturally flocked over, and they were more willing to serve the king's bookkeeper than to serve them, and they looked a little handsome and handsome.

Don't think that the young lady won't pick customers.