The 299th cameo appearance
At dawn, Lu Ren, who had finally slept well, moved seven numb bags and another bag out of the tent after finishing the last bit of work, took a deep breath and instructed the Lu family's disciples: "Withdraw the account, and all the things left in the tent will be burned." Remember, nothing can be left behind!! ”
The Lu clan disciples did as ordered, and Lu Ren led a few Lu clan disciples to the front of the thirty tiger ben with the eight big bags. Cao Cao didn't come today, but Xu Chu came here to see the situation. Thirty Tiger Ben has some leftover wine and meat from yesterday, and Xu Chu is feasting on it at this moment.
After the two sides saluted, Lu Ren put the seven linen bags in front of the thirty tiger ben and said, "Tomorrow to attack the city, you will use these seven talisman bags." The bag has a seven-star emblem and a seven-star rune...... Remember, you must not put the wrong star in place, and you must not miss something! For the rest, it is enough to follow the drills of these days. ”
The thirty tigers responded awe-inspiringly, and Lu Ren poured a glass of wine and wanted to pay tribute to the thirty tigers. At this moment, Xu Chu, who had watched several tiger drills, became interested in the seven rune bags, and casually touched a fire fold to light it and pointed to the string of a nearby linen bag, and muttered: "I see that you are practicing and lighting this every day, what kind of mystery is there in this thing, I'll try it......"
"Ahh!!h
Lu Ren had just put down the bamboo cup in his hand at this moment, and when he saw what Xu Chu was doing in his hand, he exclaimed in shock, hurriedly took two steps forward and shook his hand to slap the fire fold in Xu Chu's hand, and then held Xu Chu's big hand with both hands...... Looking at Lu Ren again, his face turned pale with fright, his breathing became rapid, and even his teeth were gurgling!
Xu Chu was very unhappy, and said in a sullen voice: "Master Lu, what are you doing here?" ”
Lu Renqiang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and stammered: "Say, say you're a tiger idiot, you're really stupid, where can this thing be messed up!?" ”
"Aren't you ordering every day?"
Lu Ren still held down Xu Chu's big hand, and looked back at the thirty tiger ben nervously, for fear that these people would also be full and have nothing to try to order. Seeing that no one was moving, Lu Ren finally breathed a sigh of relief, and with a little wording in his mind, he began to scare Xu Chu and said, "Brother Zhongkang! This bag is not the other bag! My formation and these seven star talisman packs are taken from the forbidden spell, and if you mess around, if you don't launch it at the right time, you will be sent by heaven and cause five thunders to hit the top!! ”
"What!?"
This sentence was still very deterrent to ancients like Xu Chu, but Xu Chu didn't dare to do anything anymore for a while. However, when the thirty tiger ben heard this, they couldn't help but look at each other...... Heavenly send? For the ancients who believed in the things of gods and ghosts, how many would not be afraid?
Lu Ren looked at the expressions of the tiger ben and knew that even they were frightened, so he had to temporarily phrase again: "Please also rest assured, the person in the main formation who casts the forbidden spell at the time is me, and it has nothing to do with you...... Let's put it this way, these seven sackcloth bags are sacrifices to the heavens, and they are not to be moved until the time of the formation. As long as you do not act arbitrarily and do not stir up the sacrifices, when the time comes, the heavens will be angry, and all the people of the main array will be counted...... That is, on my head, you will not be hurt in the slightest. If any of you don't believe me, you can quit now, and I will not force it. ”
Will anyone quit? No. You have to see who these thirty tigers are! To put it nicely, it's called a brave man, but to put it badly, it's an outlaw, and in order to make a contribution, it's a person who won't even want his life. And Lu Ren then played a trick and swore to the sky, deceiving the trust of these people.
Finally settled the matter, Lu Ren was busy ordering the Lu family to send the eight bags back to his tent to take care of them carefully, and he accompanied Xu Chu and the thirty tigers to drink wine and eat meat. When the wine and meat were cooked and everyone else was drinking happily, Lu Ren realized that he had a cold sweat in the summer season at the beginning of summer. These bastards didn't know the power of the explosives pack, but Lu Ren himself couldn't know better......
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It was dawn, and Cao Cao's army left the village.
Since Cao Cao's siege of Xiapi has been completed and Lu Bu has been injured again, Cao Cao will naturally attack the city with all his might. It's just that today's siege is a little different from the previous ones, because Lu Ren also rode a horse and mixed in the group of generals.
The soldiers arrived in a good formation below the city, followed by the routine and routine of scolding the enemy. At this moment, Cao Cao took out the telescope and looked carefully at the head of Picheng. After looking at it for a while, Cao Cao frowned slightly, called Lu Ren to the front again, and handed the telescope to Lu Ren and said, "Yihao, look at the head of Picheng." ”
Lu Ren was a little puzzled and took the telescope and looked down at the head of Picheng. I saw that above the city gate tower, Lu Bu, who covered his eyes with a white cloth, stood proudly with a halberd in his hand, his face was full of resentment and disdain, and his body brought out a strong sense of might. If you use a modern word to describe it, the current Lu Bu is really cool and out of control.
Seeing this, Lu Ren was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but reach out and scratch his head, and said secretly in his heart: "How can this be?" This is inevitably too far from Lu Bu who is besieged in Xiapi in my image, right? The current Lu Bu is really cool and manly, how can he not look like the guy who will say, 'Tie is too urgent, beg for delay'! ”
Cao Cao saw Lu Ren put down the binoculars with a puzzled look on his face and asked, "Yihao, what do you think of Lu Bu's injury?" ”
Lu Renxin said that I am not a doctor, even if I stand in front of Lu Bu and examine it carefully, I can't see anything. However, it has been a long time since Lu Ren threw out the lime powder, and under normal circumstances, there should be no problem with Lu Bu's eyes, so what is Lu Bu still doing with his eyes wrapped now? Could it be that after Lu Bu returned to the city that day, those people around him really used water to clean Lu Bu's eyes, which aggravated Lime's reaction? After thinking about it and looking at it again, Lu Ren could only say nonsense: "I can't see it, but I'm sure Lu Bu's eyes are definitely hurt." ”
Cao Cao bowed his head slightly, and at this time, the scolding under the city was almost scolded, but Lu Bu did not react, so Cao Cao gave an order and ordered the troops to start attacking the city.
The siege battles between the two sides were not fought once or twice, according to the pattern, of course, they fought how they wanted, but because of this, no one noticed that there were more than 30 soldiers of the Cao army who were a little different, and after crossing the moat, they braved the rain of arrows and rushed into the door of the city gate.
And the soldiers of Lu Bujun didn't care much about these thirty or so people, the city gate of Picheng was thick, and these thirty or so people, without the siege equipment of rushing cars, were afraid that they would not be able to cause any damage to the city gate at all.
It's a pity that the soldiers in Lu Bu's army were wrong, and these thirty or so people were carrying things that they didn't know. After rushing into the doorway, they quickly hung the explosives bag on the city gate according to the previous drill, lit a long fuse, and then quickly evacuated the doorway. And in this way, the Lu Bu soldiers in the city did not care even more.
With the help of the telescope, Lu Ren saw these things clearly. When he saw that all the eight explosives bags were hung up and the fuses were lit, Lu Ren threw the telescope to Cao Cao with his backhand, and he held the sword trick in his hand, posing a posture similar to that of a Taoist priest casting spells in film and television works, and his mouth was even more reciting words...... In fact, he was calculating the approximate time. And with the cover of the big sleeves, Lu Ren quietly poured a small bottle of red blood juice into his mouth.
"Almost, huh?"
Just a few seconds after Lu Ren secretly muttered this sentence in his heart, several earth-shattering loud noises suddenly came from the gate of Xiapi City. And this loud noise stunned everyone on the battlefield on the spot, making everyone stand in place. And the only thing that moved, it was the war horses that the soldiers of the two armies stepped on. This loud noise made these war horses frightened to varying degrees, and they all fell into panic, so that many war horses began to run around.
When the sound passed, the soldiers of the two armies were horrified to find that the city gate of Xiapi City was ...... No, to be precise, the city gate tower of Xia Pi City actually collapsed by half! And the wooden gate of Xiapi City also has a few boss's holes!
Cao Cao finally held down the mount, and when he raised his eyes to look at the city gate, he was shocked and opened his mouth wide, and it was not a problem to stuff two big duck eggs into it. He shook his head violently and rubbed his eyes again, and at the same time picked up the telescope, looked at it carefully, and after making sure that he was not mistaken, Cao Cao exclaimed: "This, how is this possible?" ”
Lu Ren was covering his mouth with both hands at the moment, but he didn't cover his mouth because he was surprised, but covered what he poured into his mouth, and he was secretly muttering in his heart: "How is it impossible? There are so many things that you don't know. However, the power was so unexpected that it destroyed half of the city gatehouse. But think about it, a ten-kilogram explosive package, eight is eighty kilograms, and the use is similar to the ** during the Liberation War, and it is not surprising that it has this power. The kind of explosive bag that Dong Cunrui used to blow up the bunker seems to be a few kilograms at most, right? I'm 80 kilograms here! If it's a standard explosive, such as ** or something, eighty kilograms can blow up a building. Well, now is not the time to think about this, you have to act! ”
As soon as he thought of this, Lu Ren withdrew his hands covering his mouth, and then secretly exerted his strength, and with a pop, all the liquid in his mouth was sprayed out, and his body fell backwards.
Lu Ren was acting, but the people around him didn't know that what they saw was that Lu Ren spurted out a mouthful of blood, and then fell to the ground on his back, angry......