"Well said!"

Liu Yuanshan clapped his hands, looked at Ye Yunhe and continued: "Just now Ye Gongzi said that the white and tender little lady is wronged if she marries a big old man, but I want to ask Ye Gongzi, you are not a little lady of other people, how do you know that the little lady is not willing to marry the big old man?" ”

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But Ye Yunhe is also a talent, and he is also a well-read person, so he naturally listened to the debate between Zhuangzi and Hui Shi, so he learned and put it into practice, looked at Liu Yuanshan and replied: "Liu Jiasanlang, you are not me, how do you know that I don't know what the little lady thinks?" ”

As soon as these words came out, many people applauded, thinking that Ye Yunhe had the upper hand.

You see, when people quote scriptures and classics, you have nothing to say, doesn't this give you the upper hand?

Liu Yuanshan shook his head with a smile, looked at Ye Yunhe and said: "Ye Gongzi is secretly changing the concept, eh, secretly changing the theme, and entangled in these details still can't solve the problem of the little lady, so let's go back to the problem and continue to discuss." ”

"What's going on?" A guy sitting next to Ye Yunhe asked Liu Yuanshan with a stunned head.

"Demand!" Liu Yuanshan took a sip of tea and said, "What is a woman's needs for marriage?" ”

"What do women really need?" Ye Yunhe asked.

Liu Yuanshan waved his hand, didn't answer his question at all, followed his own rhythm, and said slowly: "Just now Ye Gongzi said that the white and tender little lady is not worthy of the old man, which means that the little lady should find a well-mannered talent, isn't it?" ”

"Yes!" Ye Yunhe's own rhythm was completely disrupted, he looked at Liu Yuanshan with a very interested look, and said: "Not only must you be polite and polite, but you must also be a well-off family with no worries about food and clothing, and it is best to have a reputation again, otherwise how can a big old man be worthy of such a handsome little lady?" ”

"Huh!" Liu Yuanshan knocked on the table lightly, and said unhappily: "Greedy for food and clothing, it shows that this woman hates the poor and loves the rich and only knows pleasure, and the love of fame shows that this kind of woman only loves vanity. ”

"If this kind of woman marries you Ye Yunhe, and tomorrow she sees a more polite son, wouldn't it be to bring you a big green hat to Ye Gongzi?"

"You ......" Ye Yunhe stood up angrily from the chair, pointed at Liu Yuanshan and said, "You dare to insult me!" ”

"Brother Ye, don't be impatient!" Liu Yuanshan was full of smiles, and the people around him burst into laughter.

"I'm just making an analogy, why should Brother Ye be angry, okay, okay, don't be angry, I'll give you a compensation. Let's continue with the topic just now, what do women need to get married? ”

These ancient people, whose thinking was far behind Liu Yuanshan, were immediately attracted by his unconventional statements, and there were really many of them that led him astray.

"What is the need?" A lot of people have questions.

"Men......" Liu Yuanshan smiled evilly, and said hehe: "Women need men, men need women, this is the biggest law between the whole heaven and earth, as for money and reputation, they are secondary." ”

"Hahaha......"

Many people laughed, and even Lord Huang looked at Liu Yuanshan.

Liu Yuanshan's words did not end here, but threw out another question worth pondering while the iron was hot: "Okay, now that you know the answer, let's discuss it again, what is a man?" ”

Burst......

Hearing Liu Yuanshan's words, many people who were drinking tea sprayed water with their mouths full of water!

What is Man?

What is Man?

Why don't you need to ask, if you have a natural pendant between your legs, you're a man!

"Man, you stinky little hairy boy, tell me what a man is? Hahaha......" Ye Yunhe used his very characteristic laughter to start mocking Liu Yuanshan again.

Liu Yuanshan suddenly stood up from the chair, stretched out his hand and slapped the table vigorously, shocking everyone present, and then pointed to the wine jar that had just been slapped open, and said: "Only those who can drink this jar of wine can be regarded as men!" ”

Turning back to Erlang, he said: "Just now Ye Gongzi said that you are not a man, second brother, do you dare to drink a jar with Ye Gongzi and the two of them to prove that you are a man?" ”

Liu Yuanhuo is not very old, but the amount of alcohol is not small, and he has never changed his face when he usually drinks eight taels and one pound. If this jar goes down, it will be at least two catties.

"Okay, then I'll respect Ye Gongzi!" Jiro sneered.

He has a fiery temper and never recognizes people, but it doesn't mean that he is stupid, on the contrary, he is very measured in his caress and meticulousness.

"This ......"

If you don't agree with each other, you will fight for wine!

Ye Yunhe was stunned at the time, when he usually gathered, most of them were literati and scholars, and drinking three or four taels was too much, how could he drink so much for two catties.

Drinking this wine will basically kill him!

"Insulting Sven!" Ye Yunhe said fiercely, pushed the wine glass in his hand away, and said, "I'm ashamed to drink with such a rough person!" ”

"Alright, alright!" Lord Huang came out in time to play a round game, waved his hand and said: "Today, we are here to celebrate the Zhao family, not to attack each other, everyone should say a few words, you young people can drink at will." Old butler, pour a glass for this official first, this wine is pure! ”

The old servant ran to the county master with the wine jar and poured a full glass, Lord Huang raised the glass and said: "Everyone should not be restrained, just treat the official as if he is not there, and the people take food as the sky, hehe, the old man did it first!" ”

After Lord Huang finished speaking, his eyes were on the wine glass, he took a big sip, then closed his eyes and tasted it for a long time, and two words popped out of his mouth: "Good wine!" ”

Immediately, everyone staggered, shook off their cheeks and began to eat.

After eating about half of it, the wine glass in front of Lord Huang was empty, his face was also flushed, he looked at Liu Yuanshan and said, "San Lang, I heard that the Zhao family's group training affairs are currently being taken over by you?" ”

Liu Yuanshan's heart suddenly suddenly, he laughed twice, stood up and arched his hand to Lord Huang across the banquet, and said: "Not really, now the group practice is still the Zhao family, my cousin is temporarily serving as the head of the group, I will only assist from the side, and I will not interfere in specific affairs!" ”

"That's not going to work either!" Lord Huang waved his hand, took a deep breath and said with some embarrassment: "This is not in accordance with the rules, San Lang, the Zhao family is gone, and this group will be disbanded, otherwise it will be difficult for the official to explain to the peak." ”

"Then ......" Liu Yuanshan thought for a while and said: "The Zhao family's group has withdrawn, and the kid is willing to apply for one, after all, there are too many mountain bandits around here, and we are also waiting to prevent them from disturbing the people." ”

"Confused...... Lord Huang looked serious and said: "You have no merit and fame, and your private military affairs are complicit in rebellion, do you want to drag this county to die together?" (To be continued.) )