On the sixth day of the first lunar month, the auspicious day of the zodiac, it is advisable to marry, and it is the most suitable day for Xue Lang and Princess Pingyang to get married!

Xue Lang was told that the auspicious time for the wedding was at dusk the night before, and when the wedding ceremony was over, it was almost dawn, and both Li Jialang and Jiang Lin used the experience of the past to let him nourish his spirit to cope with the process of the wedding ceremony almost all night. Eighty-one? Chinese? (8) ?. (8) 8 (8) 1 Z (1) .? ＣＯＭ

Xue Lang thought he would be so nervous that he couldn't sleep, but he fell asleep in a daze, got up in the morning and did a routine exercise, ate breakfast, and nested in the study to write and draw for a while, and then bathed and changed, waiting for the process of head drying, and took a nap.

Seeing this, Su Han muttered to Jiang Lin: "Youyang is so calm!" I thought he would be so excited that he wouldn't be able to sleep! ”

Jiang Lin smiled slightly and said in a low voice: "Big brother got up more than half an hour earlier than usual this morning. ”

Su Han was surprised: "Ahem! I see, I thought he was calm! ”

For more than two years, Xue Lang is now also a person with a long shawl, and washing his hair is a big project every time. When the first seven or eight were dry, the housekeeper Xue Xi's lady Rong Shi brought in two women dressed as palace people, and said in a low voice: "Lang Jun, this is the grandmother sent by the palace to make makeup for Lang Jun." ”

The two grandmothers saluted Xue Lang: "Slave and maid to see the horse, please put on the horse's makeup." ”

Xue Lang nodded: "Bothering the two." ”

Then, let the two of them fiddle with his face, and get married with makeup, which is the same in modern times. Xue Lang used to be the best man for his colleagues, and he was also pulled to spray a lot of glue, and he also applied a lot of lotion, not surprisingly, he accepted it without psychological barriers!

Comb your hair with good hair oil, change your wedding clothes, wear crowned hats, and hairpins...... After a set, the villain in Xue Lang's heart was already trembling-

Wearing a vermilion wedding dress, wearing a black tasseled crown, and a thick **** on his face, this **** ...... Xue Lang suspected that as long as he dared to speak, or his expression and pace moved slightly, he would definitely fall down! In other words, if the powder is smeared like this, will Her Royal Highness the princess suspect that he has drilled through the noodle pocket when he sees it?

It's not the most devastating! The most devastating thing is that he still has to draw his eyebrows, apply lipstick, and fortunately don't apply blush, otherwise Xue Lang doesn't have to look at it, but he just thinks that he must be very sad now!

Xue Lang thought it would be fine, but the facts told him, young man, you are too young, too simpie-

Xue Lang looked at Mama with a solemn expression and brought a few clusters of small red flowers, and watched Mama put the flowers on his crown and hat, and looked at it for a while, and said with a smile: "The horse is really a beautiful man!" ”

Xue Lang...... Xue Lang pretended to be deaf, and in the face of the bronze mirror handed over by his grandmother, he firmly refused-

It's okay to get your own oily hair and noodles, and you can endure the flowers that are inserted in your head, let's marry a wife, respect each other, and follow the customs. However, he also wanted to appreciate it himself...... Xue Lang couldn't help but think of an emoji -

Doesn't your conscience hurt?

All day, Xue Lang got two steamed buns to pad his stomach, and he didn't get two sips of water.

Get your makeup done, and it's almost time. I don't know if it's the red flower on the hat or the **** on the face, Xue Lang can't help but walk a little smoothly, and the bride sneered: "The princess hasn't arrived yet, don't be excited!" ”

Which eye did you see buddy excited? Dude, this is obviously sad! Greased and powdered to wear small flowers...... Ah, I'm glad there are no cameras at this time, so I don't have to shoot! If, as in modern times, the wedding process was filmed with a video camera and saved on a CD...... Shameless to face future generations!

Xue Lang gave her a murderous look, shook his head too quickly, felt the powder on his face fall down, quickly relaxed his movements, and walked forward without squinting.

went out, Prime Minister Li Dalang was doing a "pre-war" mobilization for the sons and daughters who helped Xue Lang welcome his relatives: "Sons, everyone helps Xue Dalang welcome his relatives today, the momentum must be strong, the momentum must be great, even if it is facing the princess, everyone can not be stunned!" Hear no? ”

"Whoa!"

A group of boys responded with giggling.

After the mobilization, Li Dalang came to encourage the prospective groom again: "Uncle, when you go to the bride's house later, remember to beg for mercy quickly and have a sweeter mouth, so as to suffer less!" ”

Xue Lang nodded with a solemn expression——

The action is too violent, and I feel like the powder is falling down again!

The sun is setting in the west, the auspicious time is coming, it's time to greet your relatives! Before you go out, worship your ancestors...... Then, say goodbye to Li Gang, who is the man's elder. Old man Li said with a smile: "Go to welcome your wife and flatter the temple." ”

Xue Lang kowtowed: "Don't dare to resign!" ”

I feel like the powder on my face is starting to fall again! Xue Lang had to consider a deep and serious question-

When facing Princess Pingyang, should this fan still fall down and be swollen? Ah, so desperate!

"The hour is up, and the bridegroom is on his horse!"

In the singing of the bride, Xue Lang climbed on the horse, and then, Jiang Lin handed over a big goose-

The wild goose could not be found in the forbidden garden in the palace, so it was replaced by a goose! This is to be carried all the way to the palace!

Jiang Lin explained in a low voice: "Big brother, pinch here, so as not to be pecked on the road!" Don't squeeze too tightly, lest you suffocate! ”

Xue Lang...... Xue Lang's heart is refusal, his expression is dignified, and he is definitely strong by nature if he does not collapse!

Riding on a horse, hugging a big goose, bringing a maid and a sturdy son of the hundred and ten, who helped greet his relatives, because he was afraid that the darkness would affect his vision, he also lit a torch, which can be described as an open flame. The welcoming team went on the road with righteousness and awe-inspiring, and went to the princess's mansion in a mighty way.

When I arrived at the princess's mansion, the gate of the princess's mansion was closed, and it looked heavily guarded. Xue Lang dismounted, went over to knock on the door, and cleared his throat: "The thief must be beaten, and the guest must be seen." Report on my sister-in-law, come out and see each other! ”

I heard a female voice sound in the door: "Where is the distinguished guest, who can invade the night to the door?" Who is Ben Gentleman? Where are the talents? Why did the spirit come? ”

Li Dalang stepped forward and replied loudly: "I am a gentleman of Jiankang, and I am here to pay attention." My sister-in-law is as follows, how is it in the body? ”

There was a burst of crisp laughter from the female relatives inside, and Li Dalang outside the door was back and forth. Li Dalang is very experienced, first he got close for a while, and then he excused himself for a long time at night, and he begged to open the door first.

Xue Lang coaxed a few words sweetly under Li Dalang's signal, and finally coaxed the lady in the door to smile: "Please get off the horse and discuss slowly." ”

Xue Lang knew that this was about to open the door, but before opening the door, according to the law, he had to chant poetry first. Immediately looked at Li Dalang, Li Dalang took a step forward, looked at the door with alert eyes while chanting poetry, and pulled Xue Lang's arm with Jiang Lin left and right-

Seeing the door open, Xue Lang didn't have time to be happy, and a big stick came towards the door! came with the stick, and there was a burst of laughter: "The son-in-law is a woman's dog, no questions about killing!" ”

it! No one told him beforehand that marrying a relative was still life-threatening!

Xue Lang didn't have time to worry about whether the powder would fall off, so he subconsciously fell backwards!