Chapter 60: Men
Come on for real! Zhang Min saw that he didn't seem to be a fake, and he was a little surprised, being an emperor? It seems that this is the purpose of going all the way by yourself! But is that what it is?
Unreliable!
The strength is not good, and being the emperor is just a joke, but it will become the enemy of all the princes, I am afraid that everyone will put down the things in their hands and kill them in a swarm, and it is not an exaggeration to let Yuan Shu explore the direction of the wind in front of him, and it is right to be a low-key person and do things in a high-profile manner. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Over the years, only you can sit on this throne safely, and no one else, including me, dares to really sit on it." Zhang Min touched his head, stood up and walked to his side, pulling the person up, "Even if you give it to me now, I don't dare to sit." Haha, after a few years, you will think about it clearly, if you really don't want to do it or can't do it in the future, as long as I am lucky enough to be alive at that time, it is still no problem to ensure that you are always a rich man next door to my house. ”
Liu Xie was silent, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Wipe away the tears, the eldest husband will not shed tears when he bleeds." Zhang Min patted Liu Xie's chest, "Don't you boast of being a man every day, how big it is, sit down, eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink." ”
"Okay, when do you want to be this emperor, come and talk to me, I'll give it to you!" Liu Xie's heart was crossed, and he mustered up the courage to ask: "Meng Xuan, you tell me the truth, have you ever thought about being the emperor yourself?" ”
"I dreamed it, haha!" Zhang Min did not shy away from it, "I want three palaces and six courtyards, thousands of beauties; If you want to cross the battlefield, you will be able to cross the battlefield immediately; You want to respond to every call and do whatever you want. ”
Liu Xie was stunned, this answer was plausible, this dream could be true?
"But that's just a dream." Zhang Min pushed a dish in front of Liu Xie, "Actually, I just want a gentle and virtuous wife who can cook and wash clothes for me occasionally, and it's not too beautiful, just look at it; I also wanted a small yard with a few big trees and chairs, and when I was idle, I could read a book on it and think about it. ”
Without waiting for Liu Xie to speak, Zhang Min continued: "It seems to be possible now, but I don't dare to enjoy it, Cao Cao from afar doesn't say it, it will definitely come to me to beg for his life, close, like the adults who just came here, all want to pull me off the horse, this involuntary feeling, I believe you should know better than me." ”
"I understand." Liu Xie's whole person is no longer lifeless, "You are just a lazy person!" ”
"Okay, I'm lazy, you can't stay in the palace every day!" Zhang Min smiled.
"You're not going to let me, the emperor, go farming, are you?" Liu Xie completely recovered, remembering what he did during the day, and felt a little funny, "Or the queen and I will go and plant a piece of land!" Maybe in the fall, the harvest will be more than all of them. ”
"Okay, don't make trouble, just your little white face who hasn't even been exposed to the sun, and you still farm!" Zhang Min was originally dismissive, but suddenly changed his mind, "But you can try it if you want to, I won't be able to come back for a while, what do you want to do in the future, let the queen and Zhen Taishou talk, for example, to be a county official, to avenge the grievances of the people, or to be a small soldier in the army, to experience the life of the barracks, these are fine, but there is one thing, no matter what you do, you can't put on the posture of the emperor, you have to treat yourself as an ordinary person." ”
"Good!" Liu Xie was a little happy, these things seemed to be interesting.
"Okay, I won't spare you to eat, the dishes are almost cold." Zhang Min stood up and waved his hand, "I flashed." ”
"I won't send it!"
"I don't dare to ask you to send it!"
Zhang Min left the palace and walked back slowly, he couldn't tell whether Liu Xie was sincere or false, but in the end, let it go, this matter is like this, and he is the only one left who dares to fart with himself. …,
Mi Zhen is still waiting in place.
"Haha, it's okay." Zhang Min walked over quickly, "I have already told him, you can arrange what he wants to do in the future, but you have to send someone to protect him, just don't let him have an accident." ”
"Hmm." Mi Zhen nodded slightly, hesitated for a while, and suddenly grabbed Zhang Min's hand, "You take this with you." ”
It's a little dark, Zhang Min put things in front of him, and looked at it by the moonlight, it was a brocade handkerchief, embroidered with two birds, could it be a mandarin duck? When I raised my head, I only saw Mi Zhenjiao's beautiful back.
Come to your nose and smell it, a fragrance will hit your nose, this action seems to be a bit obscene, quickly put it away!
"Fujun, come and wash, the water is ready." Danyang soldiers came over at the right time.
Zhang Min was like a baby, and hurriedly stuffed the handkerchief into his arms.
"I saw what else you were hiding!" Danyang Bing smiled brightly.
Zhang Min smiled, "Uncle, where is your family now?" Catch Ming'er and ask Luo Junshi to send people to bring them over. ”
Danyang Bing is the eldest of the three hundred guards left, he was thirty when he followed Tao Qian to Xuzhou, and now it is estimated that he is forty, an old man, there should be a woman by his side to warm the bed.
Danyang Bing was stunned for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "It was gone many years ago." ”
"Gone? Ran away with someone else? Zhang Min popped out a sentence with some doubts, and suddenly reacted, at this time, it is gone, it does not refer to divorce, but the difference between life and death! Uncle, I'm sorry! ”
"I've been used to it for so many years, so many old brothers are together, everyone lives and dies together, and they are all a family." Danyang Bing smiled calmly, "If the prince of the mansion is interested, Gai Ming'er will help us old brothers marry a wife one by one!" ”
"Cheng, as soon as this war is over, I will ask Zhen Taishou to arrange a blind date and find one for all the brothers who don't have wives." Zhang Min patted his chest and reassured.
A lot of things have happened in the past few days, Zhang Min felt a little tired, scrubbed casually, and slept dead as soon as he turned around and occupied the bed.
It seems that he has had a dream, but he can't remember it clearly, Zhang Min opened his eyes in a daze.
"You're dead!"
This voice is very cold, the key is unfamiliar! Zhang Min was startled, and was about to make some movements, his neck felt cold and cold, and when he looked down, a long sword overflowing with cold light was pressing on his body.
I wipe, what's the situation?
"Hussar General Zhang Mengxuan?" The man's voice was cold, and the long sword was held down steadily.
"Can you loosen this sword a little, I'm not good at talking." Zhang Min was slightly flustered, this person seemed to be an assassin! Now that the game is over, everyone says every day that it's not safe and it's true!
Hearing this, the man simply withdrew his sword, took two more steps, walked to the center of the room, and pulled a chair to sit there.
Zhang Min breathed a sigh of relief, calmed himself, casually put on a piece of clothing on his body, walked barefoot to the opposite of the 'assassin' and sat down, this person had a resolute face, his back was straight, and he sat there calmly like a pool of water, it was estimated that he was a master, and it seemed that it was a luxury to escape from his men.
"I'm Zhang Mengxuan, are you here to kill me, or is there something wrong?" Zhang Min simply let go, since he didn't do it when he was asleep before, it must be safe for the time being.
"Your people have robbed my house."
"This!" There is no beginning or end to these words, Zhang Min pondered, when did the copying of his house reach him? "I don't know what your name is, and where is your home?"
"Runan Chen."
Runan, that's in Yuzhou! Zhang Min was depressed, we copied the house in Xuzhou, when did we go to Yuzhou? Didn't someone impersonate my name!
"Are you mistaken? My people are all in Xuzhou, the last time I passed through Runan was a few months ago, and I personally led the team, and I didn't commit any crimes in autumn along the way, how could I rob your home? Zhang Min said and said, suddenly a little unconfident, at that time with the Son of Heaven and the people, passing through Runan County, Yuzhou, there were many and miscellaneous, could it be that some subordinates took advantage of their own lack of attention, slipped out to rob! …,
"You don't have to shirk, I followed them all the way to here, and I saw you pick them up in person."
This was said so with such certainty, Zhang Min rubbed his face, "Look carefully, is it really me?" ”
"I have a good eye." Chen Zhi calmly looked at the long sword in his hand: "I followed all the way, I have been ambushed outside for a day, there will be no mistake, you better let your people return all my things to me, otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless under the sword!" ”
"You came with you yesterday?"
"That's right!"
Zhang Min was a little painful, it seemed that he had been wronged, he couldn't stand the time, it seemed that he didn't do it by his own people, it should have been done by the Xiliang soldiers who escorted the ministers to Xuzhou.
Zhang Min's heart was cold, but these people are now his own soldiers! The point is, if these soldiers really robbed the hero in front of him of something, it is estimated that they will not be able to find it now!
"What was robbed of your house?" Zhang Min plans to ask clearly before speaking, if he can compensate, he will compensate him.
There was no reply for a long time. With a little light that diffused into the room, Zhang Min felt that his eyes were a little uncomfortable, and the big man in front of him was a little twisted!
"I've saved up money for several years, and it's for my wife!" For a long time, Chen Zhi pretended to be serious, but the hand holding the sword kept trembling slightly.
Zhang Min was a little thundered, it turned out that he robbed other people's wives! No wonder the killing is coming home!
"Haha, how much money were you robbed? I'll give you back twice as much, so that you can marry two wives!" Zhang Min finally realized the benefits of having money, and the money in the warehouse couldn't be stacked, so it seemed that it could only be a false alarm.
"No, you can only pay me back a thousand dollars." Chen Zhi shook his head, "I saved more than nine hundred yuan, and some of the rice and grain at home were robbed by your people, adding up to almost a thousand yuan." ”
This is a real person! Zhang Min was a little dizzy, a thousand dollars, chasing a state!
"You can't say that, you see that you have chased so far, from Runan to Pengcheng, there are hundreds of miles of land, how much time has been delayed in the middle! I will accompany you for an extra thousand dollars, and if I marry a wife and have a baby for life, I can still buy some milk powder! ”
Chen Zhi didn't understand what milk powder was, but he still shook his head, "You only need to pay me back a thousand dollars." ”
"Okay, a thousand is a thousand." Zhang Min didn't force it, took out the burden from under the bed, opened it, and put it on the table, "I don't know how much money there is, half of you and half of me!" ”
I repaid Zhao Ji and Zhen Luo's money last time, and the things in the baggage should be worth 90,000 yuan, it's rare to meet a real person, and we are not short of money, so share half of him!
"Hey, by the way, do you have a partner?" Zhang Min asked with some curiosity while stuffing things into Chen Dao's arms.
"What object?" Gold and silver are rarely circulated at this time, and Chen Zhi can't tell how much it is worth, thinking that he will take it first and then talk about it, and then go to the city to find someone to calculate, and if there is more, he will return it.
"It's who you want to marry."
"There were." Chen Zhi's face was gloomy, "I have eaten too much, and I have not been able to save money, and I have only gotten a thousand now, but her family can't wait to marry her to someone else." ”
Zhang Min stopped and looked at the big man in front of him, he was sitting, he couldn't see how tall he was, but his body was strong, if he was born in an ordinary family, it would be good to be full.
"Then it's embarrassing for you to take the money back." Zhang Min was a little sympathetic to this person, "Look, it's better to stay with me, follow me, I'll give you 100 yuan every month, and I'll give you enough to eat, and I'll introduce you to a beautiful woman as a wife next year, what do you think?" ”
"But I don't know anything but strength and quick hands and feet." Chen Zhi was stunned for a moment, his voice was a little hoarse, as if he rarely spoke, "Uncle asked me to chop wood, I cut the tiger and let me dive, I broke the flat pole." If you ask me to do something, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it well. ”
"Oh, how did you save money?" I thought he was a killer, but it seemed that he was just a young man who had been forgotten in the corner, so he seemed quiet and cold.
"There are wolves in the mountains, and they often come down to harm people, so if I go and catch them, the village will give me fifty dollars."
Hell, catch a wolf? And it's so easy to say! When we see a dog in our hometown, if the dog barks at us twice, we will panic, not to mention the wolf, the wild boar will scare people.
"I don't have a wolf for you to catch, but as long as you hold your sword and stay by my side, that's the treatment every month!"
"Seriously?" Chen Zhi was a little unconvinced.
"Of course, this burden testifies, if I don't let you eat that day, or I don't send you a hundred dollars by the end of the month, you will take this burden!"
"You're a good man, I'm with you!"