In the Water Margin, Wang Po gave advice to Ximen Qing and discussed in detail the ten steps of hooking up with a wife. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Wang Po's "On the Hook-up Method of Wife" is really a classic. The content is detailed and the details are real, which is worthy of serious and repeated study by every aspiring young person.

For example, Wang Po, a female psychologist who specializes in the subject of red apricots on the wall, discussed at the time: Many big mistakes are superimposed by small mistakes. You can't expect Ah Lian next door to make up her mind in an instant and take such a big step as stealing someone easily. You have to take your time, one step at a time.

First I made an excuse to cut my clothes and get her to come to my house. If she had been infallible, she would not have come. Because the garment can be taken back to her house to be made. If she had come to my house to do it, she would have been a woman who was not very strict or cautious. This has an extra chance of hooking up.

When the clothes were ready, I wanted to give her something good to eat, and I would repay her. It's human nature, and she won't stop eating. At this time, I said that the material used for my shroud was originally rewarded by this Ximen official, and then made with the help of the little lady. Both of them are my benefactors, and I will invite them to have a drink. If this woman had been prudent, she would not have eaten or drunk with the men outside. If you are not careful, you will not resist violently. If she hadn't resisted violently, then I would have been sure to force her to stay and have a drink with the officials. This matter is one point closer to success.

And then the bridge, of course, is that Wang Po said that the existing dishes on the table are not rich enough, and she wants to go out and buy some more, and she locks Ximenqing and Pan Jinlian in a room.

Then there are the chopsticks falling on the ground and the like.

Kuai Fei was suddenly taken aback at this time! I'll go! Isn't this princess looking for Ah Lian to cut a shroud, isn't it the first step of this princess's plan?

Listen to my goddaughter, she jumped into this pit a few days ago? It's worth it!

Kuai Fei was originally convinced that this Ximen Qing was purely empty, since there was no Ximen Qing, the contradiction between Jin Lian and Da Lang was not so intense, at best, it was just an ordinary life plot of a man with rake ears and a bad wife.

At the moment, all of a sudden, everything is different!

Wang Po's conspiracy is still continuing, and Wu Dalang's side has been threatened, but it seems that it has not been lifted.

The person in this historical plane may not be called Ximenqing. But this suspect is probably called by some other name, and at the moment the guy is lying in ambush somewhere, waiting intently to pick up my leak.

I just have something to look for Mrs. Wang! Then simply do two things and one thing, and beat this shameless unlicensed profiteer who illegally operates the bustard industry.

It just so happened that Wu Dalang, who was in this real plane, was familiar with several small eunuchs because he bought Deng Jiuniang from Xicheng, and he could borrow this tyrannical force that was equal to the Da Nei Chengguan or the Central Demolition and Relocation Office, demolished Wang Po's storefront, confiscated her license, fined her a huge sum, and asked her for the crime of operating a special industry at the national restricted level without a license. Don't worry about whether the little eunuchs won't help at all! They are willing! Because you can take advantage of the situation to confiscate the property of a certain teahouse owner!

The most interesting thing is that he openly fabricated some trumped-up charges, confiscated private property, and quickly submerged as many high-quality social assets as possible into the public property catalog controlled by Xicheng. This is the major national policy that the central government is most willing to support, that is, the country advances and the people retreat, and capital intensification! According to the meaning of the old German horse, this is done in the present, and it is the result of advanced production relations. It is also thanks to Yang Jian and his gang that they can realize such advanced business thinking. If Nima's annexation plan in Xicheng had not been disrupted by Song Jiang and Jin Bing's invasion of China, this rhythm would have developed into an incomparably large central enterprise, monopolizing any industry it intended to monopolize with an incomparably rich capital advantage, which is clearly the final form of monopoly capital mentioned by the German Lao Ma: the road of imperialism!

The Great Song Empire, vaguely more than just a feudal empire, has revealed a hideous face of true imperialism.

It's really, it's so advanced!

For the people who do the work below, in the noble name of defending the interests of the country, they are engaged in wanton expropriation and extortion, filling their private pockets, and by the way, they also have all kinds of eating, drinking, and having fun, and all kinds of molesting their loved ones.

Why not! It's so much fun!

This charge is not a false accusation, and it does not wronged her.

It is indeed illegal to engage in prostitution, and official prostitutes must be run by the government. The qualifications of the matchmaker industry are quite high, after all, we are governed by Confucianism, and this matchmaker cannot match illegal adultery that violates ethics and morality.

Therefore, this Wang Po not only operated the matchmaker's exclusive business without a license, but also illegally matched a dangerous adultery that violated ethics, and the two crimes were punished together, and she was not afraid that she would not be punished! As a conscious and ideal Great Song Dynasty city manager, she must hurry up and demolish her illegal stall.

Of course, the premise of all this is: the incident of Wang Poyang and Ah Lian helping to cut shrouds is indeed a step in the conspiracy to steal people.

With Wu Erlang here, it is not difficult to try the princess in the first trial.

Of course, it is also illegal to set up a private court, but we can set up a Hongmen banquet, invite Wang Po to drink and dance the sword of Xiangzhuang at the banquet, scare and scare her old man, this is not illegal.

Now that the news of Su Dongpo's death is known, then Jingdezhen and Yangxian don't have to go to Bairan again.

Kuaifei's travel goal, of course, is only Hejian Mansion.

The difficulty of going to Hejian Mansion is much easier and more convenient than going down to Jiangnan. After all, it was a place that Wu Song was familiar with. After all, whether it is history or Water Margin, Cangzhou has the existence of the role of Little Whirlwind Chai Jin.

Whether you go to Cangzhou or Hejian Mansion, you can still use Wang Po.

After all, Wu Dalang Guo Hu can't solve this problem for a while, so he still has to borrow Wang Po's merchant ID card.

So Kuai Fei asked, "Ah Lian! This princess, you cut clothes, what reward did you have afterwards? For example, invite you to a drink? ”

This Deng Jiuniang's face suddenly turned pale, and then turned crimson again.

After being red for a while, he peeked at Wu Song, but his face turned pale again.

Among these three people, of course, Wu Song has the most experience in the rivers and lakes, and when he heard his eldest brother ask such a question, Wu Erlang couldn't hear the subtext behind it.

This time, in Wu Songde's eyes, the nature of the matter was much more serious than just now.

Wu Erlang stood there majestically, stepped on the chair, and took out a sharp knife from his leggings with one hand.

This Deng Jiuniang's face was red and white, and she changed several times, and finally mustered up the courage to ask in a trembling voice: "Ah...... Who is Ah Lian? ”

Well? This style of painting seems a little wrong, right?

Wu Song is accustomed to using violence to intimidate juniors, and when he saw Pan Jinlian's scared appearance, he could see that this script was different from what he expected. Gain, a thief with a weak heart, will subconsciously focus on the main facts of the case once he is forced to live and die. Whether she was going to lie or confess, her attention must have been focused on something that she had done the most to her heart.

Isn't it a little strange that this daughter cares about? Could it be that this is not what I thought it was? Wu Song hesitated a little.

Kuai Fei smiled wryly, a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue, such a slip of the tongue is too difficult to avoid, so it's better to ......

"Ah Lian is you! Didn't you just recognize your goddaughter? Naturally, it should be different. In the future, you will change your name to Ah Lian! ”

This is also a common practice in ancient times. From the Tang, Song, Ming and Qing dynasties to the Republic of China, small landlords have such an excellent tradition, that is, they like to rename the maidservants they bought. For example, in the Dream of Red Mansions, the big girl next to Jia's mother was originally called Pearl, and after being rewarded to Jia Erye, the second master changed it to an attacker.

The servant girl who can be bought and sold, that's a commodity, and the product has to be labeled, of course, if you want to paste it, you can paste a new one. The concubine has become a daughter, such a big change, she should change her name accordingly. This all belongs to the category of "nickname", and there is no need to report and modify the registration file of a servant girl in the yamen.

In this way, Fei Ge no longer has to worry about slipping the tongue.

At this end, Pan Jinlian also fully accepted the new name. After all, Jiu Niang's name as a daughter-in-law is very appropriate, which means that she has eight sisters in front of her. Now that she has become a daughter, if she is still called Jiu Niang, people will think that Wu Dalang has adopted another eight goddaughters under his knees. This is indeed easy to misinterpret, and it needs to be changed.

"Ah Lian, I want to ask you! Why did your face turn white all of a sudden? Isn't it a bad thing? ”

Kuai Fei interrogated and gave Wu Erlang a look.

This kind of thing Wu Erlang needs to be taught by Da Lang, and he is more familiar with it than Da Lang. The wrist-dissolving knife in his hand suddenly flew up, and the bell slammed into the table.

The knife was thrown and stabbed, and the residual momentum did not disappear for a while, trembling slightly and buzzing on the table.

Under the glow of the oil lamp, the blade glowed with a faint blue light.

This is indeed a sharp blade that has been carefully tempered by a master blacksmith, and it is indeed a good secret weapon, which naturally exudes a very vicious killing intention.

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