Chapter 1639 - What a Scoundrel
Lu Su accompanied Cao Shuo to the room where the banquet was held.
Seeing Cao Shuo coming, Zhou Yu and a group of people in the house got up to greet each other.
After looking at the people accompanying the guests, Cao Shuo found that Zhou Yu invited all Jiangdong military generals, and Wenchen was only Lu Su.
Smiling slightly, Cao Shuo bowed his hand to everyone: "It's late, please forgive me." ”
"Zirong said so, but he was outside." Zhou Yu smiled and said, "Please take a seat." ”
After taking a seat to Zhou Yu, Cao Shuo walked to the top.
But he didn't sit down, but asked Zhou Yu, "Where is Gongjin going to sit?" ”
"Of course I'm sitting in the sidekick seat." Zhou Yu replied with a smile.
"How can that be?" Cao Shuo said: "I am a guest, you are the master, how can there be a reason for the host to sit with him?" ”
"What does Zirong think?" Zhou Yu asked.
"We're sitting together." Holding Zhou Yu's hand, Cao Shuo almost forcibly dragged him to sit down.
Zhou Yu's face became very embarrassed, but he still squeezed out a smile and said to Cao Shuo: "Zirong is probably inappropriate to do this. ”
"What's wrong?" Cao Shuo said: "We are old friends, so we don't need to be separated from each other, and we sit closer together." ”
Cao Shuo had to sit like this, and Zhou Yu was helpless.
He glanced at everyone, and said to Cao Shuo with a smile: "Zirong is still the same as back then, and he can't change his playful temperament. ”
"The country is easy to change, and it is difficult to change, and I can't change it in this life." Cao Shuo grinned and asked, "What dishes did Gong Jin buy to entertain me?" ”
"It's all some local dishes in Koto." Zhou Yu said: "I hope Zirong likes it." ”
The so-called Jiangdong cuisine, of course, cannot be the Huaiyang cuisine of later generations, but some dishes smoked and cooked in the way of Jiangdong people.
"It's a pity that Jiangdong doesn't have Lingyun Pavilion." Looking at the dishes that were served, Cao Shuo took the wine in front of Zhou Yu and handed the wine in front of him to Zhou Yu: "Gong Jin, let's have a drink to enhance our relationship, how about it?" ”
"Zirong invited, how can I refuse?" Zhou Yu calmly took the glass of wine and said to Cao Shuo: "With this cup of wine, I wish Zirong a happy wedding." ”
After the two of them drank wine, Zhou Yu said to Cao Shuo: "The generals are also famous for a long time, and they have long had the heart to pay a visit. Since Zirong came, they must have toasted three cups each. ”
"Three glasses of wine per person, a lot of wine in one circle." Cao Shuo asked with a smile: "Could it be that Gongjin has any intentions that can't be achieved?" ”
Zhou Yu's face changed, and he immediately returned to normal: "I have long heard that Zirong is suspicious, but I didn't expect that even I was suspicious." What can I do to Zirong? ”
"I just said it casually, and Gong Jin's face changed color." Cao Shuo smiled and said, "Since the generals want to respect, then come." But I have something to say ahead, I have to return to Jiangbei in the afternoon, and I can't drink again after drinking a circle, and I ask Gongjin to forgive me. ”
"The amount of Zirong wine is not bad, I have seen it." Zhou Yu asked, "How can you just drink one round?" ”
"I have already said that I will go back to Jiangbei in the afternoon." Cao Shuo said: "What happened here, I have to report it to my father, if I drink too much, how can I reply to my father?" Could it be that Gongjin is planning to harm me? ”
"Zirong refuses to drink, so forget it!" Zhou Yu put down the wine glass and said with a smile: "I'll go change clothes." ”
When it comes to changing clothes during the banquet, it actually means going to the thatched house.
Zhou Yu was just about to stand up, but Cao Shuo dragged him with a smile on his face: "Just sit down, why is Gongjin going to the thatched house before the wine is drunk?" It's never too late to talk to me. ”
"Zirong is really embarrassing like this." Zhou Yu said with a bitter face: "If you don't let me go again, I'm afraid it will ......."
"What will happen?" Cao Shuo asked, "Will you pee into your crotch?" ”
Everyone here was a Jiangdong general, and Cao Shuo ridiculed Zhou Yu so much, and they were all very embarrassed on their faces.
"Cheng, I'll talk to Zirong." I couldn't find the bottom of the steps, so Zhou Yu sat down again.
After he sat down, Cao Shuo picked up his wine glass and said to him, "Gong Jin, drink another one." ”
After another drink with Cao Shuo, Zhou Yu was about to put down the wine glass, Cao Shuo asked: "I know that Gong Jin has few opponents in the world, and I also know that you play a good piano, but I don't know how martial arts are?" ”
"I've only learned swordsmanship for a few days." Zhou Yu said: "It's okay to protect yourself, but it's not okay to fight on the battlefield." ”
"In front of me, I wonder if Gongjin has the ability to protect himself?" A weird smile appeared on Cao Shuo's face and asked Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu's face changed, and he asked with some surprise, "Why did Zirong ask like this?" ”
"Nothing?" Cao Shuo said with a smile: "I just want to ask, you and I are so close, if the generals or the sword and axe men are ambushed outside the door and want to harm me, will Gong Jin die first, or will I die first?" ”
"Zirong's joke is too much." Zhou Yu's face turned pale, and he said to Cao Shuo: "It's not funny at all, how can I harm you?" ”
"I'm just joking." Holding Zhou Yu and standing up, Cao Shuo said, "Isn't Gongjin going to change clothes?" I happen to have some urgency to urinate, too, and we're together. ”
"I suddenly don't want to go." Zhou Yu said: "Zirong is fine. ”
"How can that be?" Cao Shuo said: "You and I are old friends, and we are also friends who cherish each other. What is a friend? It's just peeing in a pit, and if Gongjin doesn't go, he will despise me. ”
"Cao Zirong, Cao Zirong, you are really a scoundrel!" Zhou Yu shook his head and said, "That's it, I'll accompany you." ”
Holding Zhou Yu's hand, Cao Shuo said to everyone present: "Everyone, Gongjin and I are going to pee, you shouldn't follow, right?" ”
Everyone looked at each other, how dare they follow.
Out of the room, Cao Shuo led Zhou Yu downstairs.
When he got downstairs, he saw Zhao Yun and the others still waiting there.
Seeing Cao Shuo come out, Zhao Yun and the others also breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly stepped forward to salute.
"Gong Jin and I are going to change our clothes, and we have to have some guards beside us." Cao Shuo said: "You accompany us. ”
Knowing that Cao Shuo was planning to leave, Zhao Yun and the others followed him and left the restaurant.
After going out, Cao Shuo turned over and got on the horse, and by the way, Zhou Yu was also dragged on the horse's back.
"Zirong, what is this going to do?" Zhou Yu was stunned: "I don't need to ride a horse to go out, there is a ...... behind the store."
"The thatched hut here stinks, what's there to go?" Cao Shuo smiled: "I'm going to take Gongjin to pee on the river." ”
"Pee and go to the riverside, what is Zirong going to make trouble?" Zhou Yu said with some annoyance: "If you don't want to be flattering, just go back and drink with me." ”
"If you drink alcohol without urinating, won't you be suffocated?" Cao Shuo said: "I just like to stand on the edge of the Yangtze River and have a good time, doesn't Gongjin have my mind and courage?" ”
Without waiting for Zhou Yu to answer, Cao Shuo shook the reins: "Go!" ”
(End of chapter)