Chapter 120: The Storm of the Rivers and Lakes
I said to Gan Ning, "You go and call Zhou Yu." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Gan Ning nodded, and after a while, the two of them came, Zhou Yu saw a table of cards and asked, "What is this?" Chanjun said: "This is a Jianghu Fengyun deck, are you Zhou Yu?" You can sign me too. As he spoke, he picked up a card and handed it to Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu picked it up and looked at it and said, "The resourcefulness is unparalleled." Hehe, that's an exaggeration. What are you looking for from me? He signed the card.
I said, "Didn't you notice that we were all on the cards?" Zhou Yu nodded and said, "What's wrong?" I said, "We're all exposed!" This made Empress Dowager He find out that she was not dead? Zhou Yu smiled: "I think this card has been issued for at least more than a year, right?" ”
Chanjun said: "Yes, it's been a year and a half. Zhou Yu said: "Yes, it's been a year and a half, have you seen someone arrest us?" Besides, now that Empress Dowager He is too busy to take care of herself, how can she have time to arrest you, and now her energy is focused on maintaining the status of the current young emperor. If she wants to keep arresting you, I guess you'll be dead before you enter Luoyang. Anything else? It's okay, I continued to toast with Bo Fu. We all shook our heads. When he said this, we all relaxed.
I asked, "Who else do you want?" Chanjun pointed to one and said, "The spear is invincible, Jack." There was silence. Chanjun asked, "What's wrong?" I sighed, "Jack had an accident and disappeared with Cangyou on the way back." ”
Chanjun covered her mouth and said, "How come? Then he pulled me and said, "Don't be too upset. "Actually, I was very happy just now, and I didn't think of these two people when I saw the card, but when Chanjun mentioned it just now, my heart trembled, and he drew out the pain that I hid in the deepest part of my heart. I waved my hand and said, "It's okay, they'll be fine." Gan Ning smiled and said, "Those two boys must be at ease now, haha." Ge Xuan said to us: "Today's day of Bo Fu's great joy, I don't want to think about this for now. Come, Meng, Atai, sign your names too. Then Ge Xuan patted me and signaled to stop pulling my face.
I exhaled, cheered up and said, "Chanjun, most of the people are here. Whoever you want to sign, I'll find it for you. Chanjun said, "Are you okay?" I'm not looking for it, don't remind you of your sadness. I waved my hand and said, "It's okay, I trust my brother." They'll definitely be fine. Saying that, I picked up a card casually, and when I saw that it was resting, the double sword fire Ji, Qiao Wan. I burst out laughing, tears coming out of my eyes in an instant, double-knife turkey? Aha, who is so talented.
When everyone saw me laughing like that, they all came around to watch, and Gan Ning muttered: "Double Sword Fire Ji? What's so funny? "That's when I realized that they didn't seem to know what a turkey was. I waved my hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I just want to laugh inexplicably." This is Zhou Yu's daughter-in-law, I'll take you to find it later, and this Shenwu boy Sun Ce is the groom. Qiao Liang, who is the bride. I looked around and said, "Most of the rest is here." You put the sharpshooter invincible, Jack and the personal guard, Cangyou put it away. I'll have them sign it for you sooner or later. ”
Chanjun saluted us: "Thank you. "The excitement of the crowd is not over yet, and I have to thank her. After a while, Chanjun carefully put away the cards that dried the ink. I asked, "Do you carry it every day?" Chanjun nodded and said, "Yes." I said, "Okay, I thought only people of Ji Lingyu's age would play this." Chanjun smiled shyly.
Gan Ning said to us, "If we don't go out again, we will have to eat swill." As soon as he reminded them, everyone rushed out. I made a gesture of invitation to Ge Xuan and Chanjun, and the three of us also went out with everyone. This ancient toast is not like modern times, they really drink bowl by bowl, fortunately, Sun Ce has a good amount of wine, not to mention drunk, even when he goes to the toilet, he has to be tired to death.
The rest of us sat at a table, and Gan Ning smiled evilly: "Let's study how to make a hole at night." Ziyi smiled and said, "What you said is reasonable." I said, "What do you guys usually do?" Everyone shook their heads and said it was the first wedding they had attended. I found that in addition to Ge Xuan, the biggest one in this circle is me. I looked at Ge Xuan and said, "Will you?" Ge Xuan waved his hand and said, "It's also my first time attending a wedding. I said, "We're all stripped naked, and then they're standing by the wall, covering themselves with cups, and posing." “
When everyone heard this, they were all shocked, and they all said that you were playing too high, and they probably couldn't accept it. I said, "What's that fun?" Gan Ning said, "Let them eat an apple, right?" Gan Ning meant to get a rope to tie the apple and let the two of them nibble. I waved my hand and said, "That's too mentally retarded, isn't it?" Even if you tie it, you can only tie a cherry. That's what makes it exciting. But I have something more energetic. "Everyone looked at me. I smiled and took a chopstick and put it in the flask, and there was just one chopstick head left. I said, "Coat the whole chopsticks with chili peppers and let them lick tongue to tongue." ”
The crowd was shocked again. Gan Ning said: "It's special that you can play." I want to invite you to get married, and I don't have the surname Gan. The crowd laughed. Chanjun said: "Brother Zhongyou, what you said is too much. I laughed and said, "I'm already very restrained." You don't say it's what I said, I just have to make up my mind. ”
Ziyi said: "No matter what, we can't let them go." And they said, Yes. I said, "Look, you don't think what I'm talking about is okay. Gan Ning said: "You have to tell them this, if Da Qiao doesn't kill you, Xiao Qiao will have to kill you too." ”
I nodded, "yes, I forgot about this." After the toast, I asked Xiao Qiao, and she said that she would do whatever she wanted. Everyone nodded to eat, and after a while, Sun Ce was at our table. Sun Ce blushed and said, "Where did you all run away just now?" I didn't see you just now, so I went to pay respects to them. ”
I said, "Don't talk nonsense, sign this card." As he spoke, he handed out the cards to the three of them. Little Joe asked, "What is this?" Chanjun said to them, "This is the Jianghu Storm deck." Xiao Qiao looked at Chanjun next to me and asked curiously, "Are you?" Chanjun saluted: "My name is Chanjun." It's a friend of Brother Zhongyou. ”
I said, "Hurry up and sign it, Twin Knife Turkey." Xiao Qiao nodded and wrote his name on it, and then the three of them signed it and returned it to Chanjun. Sun Ce raised a glass of wine and said, "Thank you." Then I drank a bowl directly. Everyone didn't talk nonsense, and they all drank it all after him.
Sun Ce wiped his mouth and said, "Brother Zhongyou, I want to thank you in particular, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been able to marry Da Qiao." You played a big role in matchmaking, don't talk nonsense, Da Qiao and I will give you a bowl. Daqiao said: "Brother Zhongyou, Qiao Liang respects you." ”
I smiled and said, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, and you'll be looking for me next time if you have something." After I finished speaking, I felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Ahaha, give birth to a noble son early, and a hundred years will be together." After Sun Ce finished drinking, he said to us: "You are all my best brothers, I am very happy that everyone can get together today, everyone is together again." Come! Then he raised his arm, most of us understood, and also raised his arm, Sun Ce shouted: "For the big man!" All of us shouted, "For the sake of the Great Man!" Then the people lowered their raised right hands and raised them flat, and they punched each other.
Chanjun said, "Is this how you celebrate? It's so handsome. Ji Lingyu said: "Sister, if you haven't seen you for a while, why do you seem to have changed as a person." I saw Ji Lingyu and said, "By the way, I will introduce you to a sister, I think you two are sisters." Come, Twin Knife Turkey, and introduce you to a younger sister. ”
Saying that, I called Xiao Qiao over, and I said to Xiao Qiao: "This is Ji Lingyu, this is the double-knife turkey, Qiao Wan." Come on, you two have a good talk. Xiao Qiao looked at me and said, "You are sick, how can you introduce people like this." Ji Lingyu said: "He is sick, I always think that he just didn't come out well." Xiao Qiao smiled: "Sister Lingyu said it really well. Then the two of them talked to me.
I said to Zhou Yu, "Look, it's the same, right?" Zhou Yu also shook his head helplessly. Everyone was laughing. Da Qiao walked up to me and whispered to me, "Is this my sister-in-law?" I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, it's just a person who worships me." "I found that this was even more wrong.
Da Qiao covered his mouth and smiled, and whispered, "Isn't that the future sister-in-law?" I said, "Don't talk nonsense, friend." Hey. You Brother Qiang and I are so handsome, it's normal to have so many admirers. Da Qiao laughed and said, "Why doesn't Ji Lingyu's little girl worship you." I said: "He is a non-mainstream brain-dead, and he can't be compared with a person with such good taste as Chanjun." ”
Big Joe patted me on the shoulder and said, "Come on." We are also waiting to drink your wedding wine" and before I could explain, he walked back to Sun Ce and winked at me. Sun Ce also laughed. I said, "You laugh a fart." Sun Ce smiled and said, "You care about me?" Then he turned to everyone and said, "Everyone, I'll go and toast first." ”
Then the two of them left. Gan Ning grabbed Xiao Qiao and said, "Are you going to make trouble in the cave room tonight?" Xiao Qiao said: "Trouble, must make trouble!" Everyone laughed, and Gan Ning smiled: "Have you come up with any tricks?" Little Joe shook his head. Gan Ning said: "Gang Zhongyou thought about a few. "I pointed to Gan Ning, and this grandson sold Lao Tzu again. Xiao Qiao asked curiously: "What he came out of must be a bad move, right?" Gan Ning laughed: "That's a must." Then he told Xiao Qiao what I had just said, and Xiao Qiao said, "Wow, it's so cheap, I can't think of anyone else except him." ”
I said, "I'm just talking about it, let them think about it, and they don't want to, so they will trick me." You can't blame me. Xiao Qiao said: "I think it's fun to lick the chopsticks, forget it if you take it off." Anyway, she's my sister too. ”
We all stared at Xiao Qiao, and Ziyi sighed: "Are you sure she is really your sister?" Xiao Qiao smiled and said: "Play, you have to play something big, or you won't have a chance in the future." You guys study a few more, and I'll go toast first. With that, he ran away.
I said, "This pair of knife turkeys has such a heavy taste, I really sweat for Brother Gongjin." Gan Ning smiled: "I think they are very good and complement each other." Hahaha. Everyone was talking and studying while eating. As a result, when the cave house was in the cave at night, Sun Ce, the slut, guarded the door of the house and didn't let us in. I guess he has exhausted his intelligence in this life and came up with such a clever plan that is impossible to solve.
In the end, we were afraid that the Sun Mansion would be demolished, and everyone would leave. After getting up the next day, Sun Ce was attacked by us like a storm, and finally we let him go at the cost of licking the chopsticks out with his tongue in his extremely sincere self.
As soon as we finished tossing Sun Ce, we saw a group of people walk in outside the door, five in front, followed by a group of people carrying things. When they came from the corridor, I shouted, "Old Chiang? Fourth master, hey, little sixth son, Lao Guotou, you are also here. Hou San'er! “
I read the names of five people in a row. When they saw that it was me, they also hurriedly ran over, and Xiao Liuzi said, "Brother Qiang, how many will you come?" I said, "The day before yesterday, what is your situation, yesterday Sun Ce got married, why did you only arrive today?" “
Zhang Laosi waved his hand and said: "Don't mention it, this is not the time to come halfway, I met the robber, and after they took it to the mountain, I found out that the boss of the mountain and I knew each other, so I delayed the trip." I laughed and said, "You guys are really tortuous." “
I patted them one by one and said, "Look at your big bags, it looks like you're doing well, huh?" Lao Guo Tou said: "Thanks to the support of the fourth master, otherwise we would have starved to death." Zhang Laosi waved his hand: "Look at what you said, they are all brothers." “
I asked Lao Jiang, "Where is the girl?" Lao Jiang said: "The road is too far, so I didn't bring her here, on the fourth master's mansion." I said, "You can say hello to Sun Ce first, and then we will sit down and have a good chat." Zhang Laosi smiled and said, "Okay, what about Sun Ce?" ”
I said, "I just gave us a beating, so I guess we've washed our tongues." Hou San'er said: "Brother Qiang, who can understand what you said." I laughed and told them why, and they all laughed. After a while, Sun Ce ran out with his tongue stuck out like a dog on a hot day, and when he saw Zhang Laosi and them coming, he hurriedly greeted him and said, "Why did you only arrive today?" ”
After Zhang Laosi said the reason, Sun Ce said: "It's okay, it's better to be late than never." Let's eat again at noon. The crowd nodded. After finding a place to sit down, I asked them, "What are you doing now?" I heard that a few of them are following you? ”
Zhang Laosi said: "We worked hard together, and we didn't want to drag them down before, so we all withdrew, and we returned to the hall and Haizi and them, you have also met." We started a new business and resold some goods to make money, but fortunately, the friends on the ground are familiar and more convenient. ”
I nodded, "Yes, they're all better than me." Xiao Liuzi said, "Brother Qiang, what's wrong with you?" I said, "I'm not going to run this meal." Everyone laughed, and Hou San'er said, "Why don't you go back with your brothers to make money?" ”