Chapter 9 The Imperial Captain Quacks
After a while, they arrived at the lower gate of the imperial city. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info looked at this imperial city, it is simply a large Forbidden City, the building is majestic and the craftsmanship is cumbersome, standing here do not consciously have a sense of majesty.
I waited for more than half an hour at the gate of the city, and after we entered, we turned around and went around for a long time before we found the imperial study of Liu Hong, the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, I don't know if it was called that at that time.
After waiting at the door for another twenty minutes, I asked, "How long does it take to see this every time?" Cao Cao covered my mouth and whispered, "Don't speak, you will see your ancestors when you are heard!" Then we all stood in the hallway with our heads bowed like elementary school students who hadn't finished our homework.
After about twenty minutes, a father-in-law man came up and said, "You three come with me." ”
Orchid hooked her fingers, turned her head and led the way. After entering, the three of us knelt on the ground, and then we heard the person above laugh and say, "Aiqing is flat."
We just stood up, Brother Meng De said: "Your Majesty, I and ten others went to investigate the enemy's situation, the road is difficult, now only the three of us have returned, we found out that Zhang Jiao founded the Taiping Sect and Jiazi Nian started to capture the capital, they have more than one party in all parts of the country, and also found out that there are people in the court who should respond to the internal and external cooperation, but the ransom subordinates are incompetent, and this person cannot be found!" ”
Liu Hong nodded and said, "I have already learned some news through that Tang Zhou, and after you say it, I am even more sure about this matter!" I've sent someone to track it down. Brother Meng De said: "Your Majesty Tianwei has already controlled the overall situation, and I admire it." “
Liu Hong smiled and said: "Thanks to you and other virtuous ministers, although there is no merit, there is also hard work." Now the front line is tight, you wait to rush to the front line to support, come, come forward and listen to the seal. Then the three of us knelt down again.
Liu Hong said: "Feng Cao Aiqing, Yuan Aiqing is the captain of the cavalry, Feng... Cao Aiqing, who is this? Brother Meng De hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Back to Your Majesty, this is the younger brother in Xia, Tong Qiang, HB person, who also played a key role in this mission, if it weren't for him, he would have died halfway down the road!" ”
Liu Hong heard it: "Oh, that's also a great contribution, make you the captain of the tiger book, follow Cao Aiqing, now you and the other three immediately go to the tent of General Huangfu to stand by, and help him crusade against the Yellow Turban traitor!" Alright, I'm tired, go down! "The three of us went up and kowtowed, and then retreated after thanking us!
After I came out, I said shyly: "I didn't expect to go in and hang around and come out to be an official, this is too hasty, ahaha!" Cao Cao smiled and said: "Just do your best for the country, from now on you are also a soldier!" I said, "I knew that I had brought Lao Liu and them, and I still had to run so far to be a soldier." ”
Yuan Shao said: "Cut, I'm happy to be like this for a broken captain!" I glanced at Yuan Shao and said, "Your uncle, if you weren't rich and powerful in your family, you might not be as good as me!" Yuan Shao smiled contemptuously: "I'm rich, I'm powerful, what can you do to me, a person shaking his head turned his head and left!" ”
I'm so angry: "Your sister, being rich is capricious!" Smoke you stinky shameless! I was just about to raise my hand to whip him, but Brother Meng De grabbed him, shook his head and said, "This is the palace, don't mess around!" He is this virtue, why should you be like him! ”
I said, "Brother Mengde, do you have that sleeve arrow?" I'm going to shoot him all over the face! Brother Meng De shook his head and said, "We're busy this time!" ”
Yuan Shao turned his head and said, "Busy fart, he asked Lao Tzu to go to Lao Tzu?" Lao Tzu went home, this time I almost lost my life if you fooled me to investigate, and I went to Huangfu Song to die? If the Holy One asks, you will say that I am seriously wounded in battle and have gone home to recuperate! Then he waved his hand and left without looking back.
Cao Cao smiled at me helplessly: "You're right. Rich and capricious~" I said: "Then let's not go to be quilted and pretend to be sick?" ”
Brother Meng De said: "No, I have been waiting for such an opportunity to fight for the country, it was boring to fight a little before, this time to see if we can meet a big battle, this is a good opportunity for our brothers to make contributions!" ”
I waved my hand and said, "I don't have your ambition, I can find my way home safely, but I promise not to hold you back, uh~ try not to hold you back!" ”
Brother Meng De nodded and looked at me seriously, "I promise to let you find your way home!" I was still a little touched by what I said, and I looked at him and said, "If I have something that can help you, I will do my best!" ”
Brother Meng De laughed and said, "Good brother, let's go, let's go back to them!" When I returned to Xunfu, I came up and showed off to Brother Xiahou: "Look, this circle is not in vain, I got a captain!" "The two of them saw that I was like this, and thought that I had won some reward, but when they heard that I was just a little captain, they were all laughing at me!
I asked them suspiciously, "Is this position a small captain?" Xiahoudun said: "Actually, it is already a very big official for you!" There are more than 700 of you under your command. And he is also a tiger lieutenant, and he is also in charge of the combat vehicles in the army! "I'm rubbing, I'm not the commander of the tank regiment!
Seven hundred people, whoever provokes me in the future will stare at him to death! I was floating again on the side! Then Xiahoudun said: "But you still have to listen to the orders of Brother Meng De and General Huangfu before you can use the army, and you yourself have no right to transfer out of the army without authorization!"
I said, "It doesn't matter, it's enough for these 700 people to stand still behind me!" "But for these generals who don't have to do 1.8 million people, I, the captain in charge of 700 people, is really negligible, if I put it now, I have to be very powerful if I have 700 people, except for IOUs~
Brother Meng De said: "Tomorrow I will set off with Zhongyou to report to General Huangfu!" Go back, thanks to the two brothers! Xiahoudun said: "Meng De's words are serious, then the two of us will go back, and if there is something, just ask someone to inform me!" "As soon as I gave up my hand to the two of us, I turned around and left!
I looked at Brother Meng De and said, "You just blew them both away?" Cao Cao laughed and said: "What is it called bombing away, they also have their own business, Xiahoudun has always acted simply, I like him!" ”
At this time, Xun Yu next to him asked, "Mengde, who is this?" I arched my hand and said, "I have heard that Lord Xun has the talent of Wang Zuo, and it is really a blessing to see it today!" In Xia Tong Qiang, the word Zhongyou, is the righteous brother of Brother Meng De! Xun Yu smiled lightly and said, "Zhong Youyan is serious, how can I have that ability!" ”
Brother Meng De walked up to me and said, "You can still see Lord Xun's talent?" This sycophant! I said, "Look at this handsome appearance and melancholy temperament, this is obviously in the form of a master, which two fools have you seen look like this?" ”
Brother Meng De said embarrassedly: "Lord Xun, my righteous brother is full of nonsense, and he has no intention of harming!" Xun Yu was also amused by me after hearing what I said: "Haha, it's okay, Zhong You is really fast-talking, I also like such happy people!" "This is the first time I've seen him smile in so long, and he's even more handsome~ If I were a woman, I would definitely marry you, Lord Xun!
Brother Meng De said: "Then I won't bother Lord Xun, let's go back and prepare for the departure to General Huangfu tomorrow!" Xun Yu nodded and said, "Well, go as soon as possible, with Meng De's intelligence, you will definitely be able to make a great contribution!" I'm just waiting here to drink your celebratory wine! Brother Meng De smiled: "Lord Xun said that he laughed, just do his best for the country!" Meng De said goodbye and came back to visit after triumph! “
After we came out, Brother Meng De asked me, "Where did you hear that the ovary is Wang Zuozhicai?" I casually said, "Well, I've heard stories from a street vendor in the village before!" ”
Xun Yu, such a good person should know that anyone who has seen the Three Kingdoms a little bit should know, although he is not as famous as Zhuge Liang, but he has always been the core figure from the beginning of the Cao Cao Group to the peak, and what he said Cao Cao believes very much, the head of the think tank of the Cao Cao Group!
The next day, we set off, and Brother Meng De said, "After arriving at General Huangfu's camp, I can equip you with armor, documents, and identity tags!" I said, "It doesn't matter, I don't want to be an official at all, but do you think my character is suitable for being an official?" Don't sin all of them! ”
Brother Meng De smiled and said: "Haha, no, you are in my charge, I won't have an accident, I'm okay, why am I also your eldest brother!" I said with stars in my eyes: "Brother Mengde, I hold your thigh!" Brother Meng De smiled and said, "Can you be a little ambitious!" I said, "Yes, a scoundrel who doesn't want to be a general is not a good bastard!" Brother Meng De laughed: "Although your words are rough, they are also a bit imposing!" "I thought to myself, how can there be momentum in what you keep saying!
We set off to the Han army camp, far away I saw a large tent of imposing momentum, stretching for several miles, there was a shouting inside, but from the defensive measures at the door and the number of soldiers, it can be seen that this army should belong to the good fight, their weapons look very sharp, and everyone's expression is very relaxed, not the lax kind, but there is a feeling of doing whatever you want, after walking in, a team of soldiers running past us are lined up in a neat line, although the whole barracks are very miscellaneous, But if you look closely, it's not chaotic at all, it's running in an orderly manner, and even a layman like me can see that General Huangfu must be very good at leading troops!
Passing through the busy crowd, we walked to the big tent of the Chinese army. After entering, there are five chairs on each side, and a large sand table in the middle, on which all kinds of small and small flags are almost full, is this to unify the rhythm of the world?
Further in front is a handsome case and a big Taishi chair, and a descending tiger is painted on the screen! On the left there is a flag with the word Huangfu, on the right is hanging armor and weapons, General Huangfu is sitting in the middle is looking at the bamboo slips, and when he saw us come in and put down the bamboo slips, he smiled and walked down and said: "Mengde, you are finally here, with you to help me, it is equivalent to a tiger with wings, when I learned that the Holy Lord sent you to the old man, the old man is really looking forward to it day and night!" ”
Brother Meng De hurriedly bowed his hand and said: "General Huangfu has won the award, it is Meng De's luck to be able to learn from General Huangfu!" General Huangfu said: "This is Captain Tong!" I also bowed: "I've seen General Huangfu!" ”
Huangfu Song patted me on the shoulder boldly, and there was a pain again, and then said: "Okay, Mengde's brother, it must be no worse!" "I said in my heart, big brother, you're out of sight!
General Huangfu continued: "Now I will take you to the army to familiarize yourself. After leaving the big tent, we began to follow the Whampoa general, he said as he walked: "Meng De, I want you to be my vanguard, leading the front army to fight, you fight calmly and strategically, with your talent to give me the vanguard, although a little overkill, but it is very important for the first battle, we must win the first battle, so that the army can be stable and we can drive straight in!" Brother Meng De nodded: "General Huangfu has won the award, you let me be a pioneer is a trust in me, how can I have a big talent and a small use, I just say, I also serve the country!" ”
Then General Huangfu looked at me: "There is no vacant position now, it seems that there is only one chariot battalion and a commander is missing... ”
Before he finished speaking, I said excitedly: "I can do anything, I am a brick in the army, and I can move it wherever I need to." General Huangfu said: "Captain Tong is really knowledgeable, then you can go to my chariot battalion, which is also a charge battalion, under the command of Meng De!" My tank battalion that... Uh, I wish you success! I saw that General Huangfu also smiled embarrassedly and walked straight out.
I turned my head blankly to look at Brother Meng De and said, "What's the situation?" How do I have a sense of foreboding? Brother Meng De shrugged his shoulders and said, "Just go and see!" "When I came to the chariot assault camp that General Huangfu said, I was instantly petrified, and the chariot I listened to, the charge was so loud, but there was no way to explain the scene in front of me. It felt like these people were squirming around as if they had been slowed down, and the cold clothes were still hanging on a few broken cars.
A few people were lying on the ground basking in the sun, and the rest of the group of people should be playing dice together, and there were just people who had just walked out of the tent slowly, looking at the sleepy eyes that had just gotten up!
Brother Meng De and I turned our heads to look at General Huangfu at the same time, he coughed a few times in embarrassment and said: "No way, our department is mainly cavalry infantry, and the chariot battalion is only limited to fighting on the plains, and then there are omissions in the supply of materials in the rear every time I ask for it, I can't do anything, so I have to reduce the expenses of the chariot battalion to supplement other troops. ”
At this time, General Huangfu shouted: "Call your commander!" At this time, someone lazily raised his head and looked, and found that it was General Huangfu and hurriedly stood up and responded: "General Hui, our commander is asleep in the house!" ”
General Huangfu glared: "Don't get in and kick him up for me!" At this time, the little soldier trotted into the tent and pulled out a shirtless man with messy hair, this man rubbed his eyes to see clearly that it was General Huangfu, and he was also stunned, and then hurriedly whispered to the person next to him: "Clothes, where are my clothes?" ”
The soldier next to him handed over his clothes, and after putting them on his head in a daze, he stood there straight and said, "The commander of the chariot assault battalion, Ma Youcai, reports to you!" ”
General Huangfu waved his hand helplessly and said, "Hurry up and put on your clothes before you speak!" The horse smiled and began to get dressed, and after getting dressed, he pulled his hair a few times and stood there!
Next to me, my brother Meng De and I were already stunned! Nima, isn't this a trick for me, give me such a group of talents, how can I take care of it, and the 700 people who said yes, why are there only a few! Xiahou grandson, you lied to me!
General Huangfu said, "Now bring me all the people in your battalion, and I will announce something!" The horse replied and turned away. General Huangfu turned his head to look at me and said, "Captain Tong, I will first wronged you to stay here for a while, and then I will transfer you out of this place when I have a suitable vacancy!" ”
I squeezed out a wry smile in response, and Brother Meng De whispered in my ear: "Actually, it's good that you are here, the chariot battalion is generally rarely useful in wartime, and I don't have to worry if you stay here!" ”
I thought about it, too, this is the battlefield where knives and guns come and go, and I burp if I'm not careful, or this place is good! Thinking about it makes me feel a lot more comfortable!
After more than 20 minutes, the creature ran back panting and said: "Report to General Huangfu, all the things that can be found have been found, there are a total of fifty-four people in the chariot battalion, and now there are fifty, and those four seem to have gone to the river to catch fish, but they really can't find it!" I thought to myself, fifty-four, a whole deck of cards! And bring two kings!
General Huangfu nodded helplessly and said, "When those four come back, one person will reward them with ten military sticks, leave the camp without authorization, and still don't take me seriously?" I now announce to you that this is General Cao, who is also the Captain of the Tiger Ben who is also the Captain of the Holy Family! Your immediate boss, don't trouble him, and if you let me know which of you is looking for trouble, come and see how hard my military stick is! Did you hear that? ”
These people sparsely agreed: "Yes~~~" General Huangfu glared at Ma Youcai, and Ma Youcai trembled and said: "Everyone cheer up and greet our Captain Tong!" At this time, all the talents cheered up a little and said together: "Captain Tong is good!" ”
Brother Meng De next to me touched me and said, "Go and say a few words!" "I was stunned, I said Mao! I said thoughtlessly: "Hello is really good!" "Suddenly the audience is petrified!
Brother Meng De wiped a handful of sweat and stood up and said: "In the future, you will be led by Captain Tong, we will go to conquer the Yellow Turban rebels in a few days, the Yellow Turban rebels burn, kill and loot, and do all kinds of evil, and now they want to occupy my imperial city, everyone must practice hard, unite as one, rebel as soon as possible, and return the peace of my Han Dynasty!" Ma Youcai took the lead in applauding with special cooperation!
Then Cao Cao turned his head and said to me: "You just stay here first, I still have something to talk to General Huangfu, and I will come to you later!" I said all my life: "What should you do, why do you go, don't worry about me, I have nothing to love anymore!" ”
Brother Meng De patted me on the shoulder, turned his head and left with General Huangfu, I stared at these fifty-odd people with big eyes, and after more than a minute, Ma Youcai whispered: "Captain Tong still wants to lecture?" ”
That's when I reflected and said, "Oh, it's okay, let's go!" "And then in an instant these people are back to the way we first came, what are we supposed to do!
After a while, Ma Youcai came to my side and said, "This is the brothers' filial piety to Captain Tong." I looked at his hand, and he had a small pocket in his hand, which was full of bulging bags.
I took it and weighed it and asked, "Well, are you quite good?" Then Ma Youcai whispered: "Hehe, that's necessary, but there are five people who didn't give it, that is, the four who just said that they went out to fish and the one who squatted over there!" Those four ran out to fish because they didn't want to give money! "I said how he had been looking for someone for so long, and it turned out that he had gone to collect money!
I turned my head to Ma Youcai and pointed to the person who didn't give the money, walked up to him and asked, "Hey, what's your name!" He squatted on the ground and looked up at me and said, "My name is Lejin, what's wrong?" "I'm rubbing! Hit the jackpot? This is the Le Jin of Cao Cao's five good generals?