Chapter 1 If you want to say who is indecent, he is the only one
Midsummer, that's the life that spring gives. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ infoUnder the blue sky, all flowers bloom! Verdant willow leaves, crystal lakes, endless breezes, and more than people.
Countless talented and beautiful people crowded Liuming Lake, some on the shore of the lake held a fan, some covered their lips and smiled, I heard that the daughter of the Su family will come to Liuming Lake to enjoy the flowers, as early as dawn attracted the talented and beautiful people in the city to come together, to see its beauty.
in the corner.
A man lies on the grass and closes his eyes to recuperate, absorbing the fragrance of the earth and the lightness of nature.
This is his third day here, and he is slowly getting used to this treatment. But fortunately, in addition to the refreshing breeze, there are countless beautiful girls today, he is not very comfortable, and he is very good.
He lay on the grass and recalled how he came to this era, ignoring the people's pointing at him for a while, a woman approached gently with a small step lotus, and said, "Ling'er, go buy some food, this person is quite pitiful." β
"Miss, be careful, don't go near him, maybe he's a madman."
Lunatic?
The man lying on the grass paused for a moment, and then exhaled heavily, as a gold medal salesman, he felt a little kind when he heard this madman.
Thinking about the past when he first entered the sales industry that year, in order to exercise his courage, the manager asked him to give the old woman erotic underwear on the street, and he became more and more emotional.
He sat up and sighed with emotion, "Young people are not frivolous, old people are sad, and people are not crazy and waste time." As he spoke, he rubbed his eyes and looked up at the woman in front of him who was talking about him, and he froze for a moment.
It turns out that the ancient woman is not as shocking as depicted in the novel, as a modern person, he is also a gold medal salesman, and at this moment he doesn't know how to describe the appearance of the woman in front of him.
Beauty, that's all.
At a glance, it will make people think about it, but this loose long skirt can't tell what the figure is, but this face is already overscored. As soon as the man saw the painting style of the beautiful woman, he changed his crazy brain.
The woman stopped the maid who was about to buy steamed buns, she folded her hands and subconsciously covered her face, her pretty face was peach-red, she bowed slightly, and said, "People don't waste time crazy - son, that's a good point." Belch...... Fang is my maid who is not sensible, and don't take it to heart to my son. β
The man patted the fallen leaves on his pants, he felt very chic, he smiled slightly, "This beauty praises me as a madman, such a wonderful compliment, if I don't take it to heart, then where should I put it, you say?" β
If you want to say who has a fast brain, it is none other than him.
When the woman heard him say this, she felt that she had misunderstood him, and such a person who could speak the Tao did not look like a madman, let alone a beggar!
She covered her pink lips with wide sleeves and smiled gently, a pair of willow eyebrows came into view, and her eyes were as clear as the moon reflected on the lake, indescribably beautiful.
The man looked a little overwhelmed, and thought to himself: Could it be that the beautiful eyebrows of this era are so soft and shy?
It is said that ancient women did not come out of the boudoir pavilion, these days, the aunts, sisters-in-law and widows on the street are really enough.
Finally, there is a beautiful eyebrow like a flower, of course, he is looking up and down, left and right, eager to get into it and take a look.
If you want to say who is shameless and obscene, it must be him.
The maid next to her saw the man's wolf-like expression out of the corner of her eye, and instantly made a disgusted face, and said dissatisfiedly, "Miss, I think he is a hooligan, dressed and exposed, and not ashamed." β
"Ling'er, don't talk nonsense." The woman reprimanded the maid beside her, and then bowed to the man to apologize, "Childe, I still look at it." You don't look like a local, but you're dressed-" The woman's eyelashes trembled slightly, and she looked at the man in front of her who was dressed uniquely, and the head style was also very novel, and on the whole, it looked simple and generous.
But-
The woman glanced at the man's beach pants again, and her gaze couldn't help but move down half an inch, and her bare legs made her blush suddenly.
Such sexy leg hair can actually make the beauty extremely shy, and the man's heart is infinitely happy, so the writer sighed, "It's okay, it's okay, a hooligan is a hooligan, it's better than a pervert." β
"Miss, I think he's really crazy."
The man's lewd smile fell on the woman's chest, and she thought to herself: This service is really a failure of design, you have to look closely to feel the waves and the momentum, if you wear a shirt, you will definitely not be able to button it.
It's going to explode!
There is no second possibility.
The woman immediately reacted when she saw him smiling, turned around gracefully to avoid the thief's unclean eyes, her pretty face became more and more blushing, and she thought to herself: Why is this person so shameless, maybe the maid is right, this person's thinking is a little disordered, and he doesn't care.
Then he asked the maid next to him to give him a waist card to the man, and told him to come to the house one day to help him find his family, and then left.
The man hurriedly took the waist card, thinking that others had taken a fancy to him, and even explained his address and love token, "Hey...... Feed...... Is this gone? What's your name, I'll come to play with you another day, my name is Cai Zi, Cai Zi's Cai, Cai Zi's Zi. β
Wit?
"Poof!" When the woman and maid in a hurry heard this name, even the ladies couldn't help laughing.
Cai Zi put away his smile and continued to appreciate the past beauties, and smiled in his heart: It doesn't matter if it's the 21st century or ancient, there are so many rivers and mountains. Jiao, Lao Tzu wants to lead countless beauties to bend down, a generation of sassy bags, romantic talents, not only broadcast gymnastics, etc., don't be sassy first.
He put away his excitement, and then looked at the crowd coming and going, it really didn't match his dress, and he had to find a way to change his outfit and get some silver in order to pick up girls.
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Under the lotus pond pavilion of Liuming Lake, the arrival of a woman attracted the attention of countless students, who looked sideways, and deliberately chanted poems against each other to show their knowledge.
"Looking at the lotus paste from afar, one or two. A close look at the beauty, red and white. β
"Good poetry, good poetry!"
"Brother Wang Cai, you have won awards. Hahahaha......"
Holy! Is that okay? When Cai Zi heard these two people praising each other, he despised each other.
"Miss, look at that madman, he seems to be very interested in the poems of Wang Gongzi and Li Gongzi." The woman stopped the maid's complaining, she smiled slightly, looked at Caizi sitting in the corner of the lotus pond, and couldn't help but feel disobedient.
At this time, Wang Gongzi and Li Gongzi put away their fans and bowed their hands, showing the demeanor of a talented man calmly, "I've seen Miss Su." β
The woman bowed slightly, but before she raised her head, she was broken by a voice, which was really annoying.
Wow! ββ
Li Gongzi shook off the fan heavily, swayed gently, showing his grace, and said with a smile on his face, "It is rumored that Su Qianjin is more beautiful than flowers, and I have a fate to see it today, and it really deserves its reputation." β
Miss Su is a well-known talented woman in the West Chamber, and it is rare to compare with the beautiful and beautiful flowers in the West Chamber, but the background is the daughter of the Su Mansion in the West Chamber, which is the other half that many students dream of pursuing. It's just that Miss Su is bored with these false names, and she said calmly, "The lotus flower has been a water fairy since ancient times, and the little woman is just an ordinary person, and Li Gongzi praises it falsely." β
Only this sentence Li Gongzi was speechless for a while, and he couldn't boast anything better for a while, so he changed the topic and said, "Miss Su, can you appreciate the light and share a poem with you?" β
Li Gongzi intended to pursue it, and many students were envious, jealous and hateful, no, the men and women present were all attracted to it.
Miss Su smiled softly, causing the man opposite to be stunned, "Master Li, it's polite." β
Li Gongzi was about to speak, but a person suddenly came out next to him, walked in front of Miss Su and blocked him, he immediately changed his face and scolded angrily, "Where do you come and where are you going, Hugh wants to block in front of Miss Su, spoil the scenery!" β
Cai Zi doesn't want to be a bird, Li Gongzi, soak a girl like this, and make a wool.
He couldn't help but glance at this Miss Su's prominent silk dress, thinking that the two were in love, full of lust, "It turns out that your surname is Su, how many are your names?" Come, let's talk about our life ideals and learn more about each other. β
Miss Su frowned, why is this person so unruly, it is so shameless, but she can't express it openly, so she has to turn sideways to avoid the thief's obscene gaze, Yingying said, "This talented boy, please respect yourself." β
Caizi, who is good at observing words and feelings, found that Miss Su seems to be very unkind to herself, but she may also be shy, he said, "This beauty also wants to be self-respecting, but her eyes are on my face, and they are out of my control, and I can't help it." β
Many talented people present were very surprised by this sudden man, they were extremely shameless, and they saw who killed this talented man. On one side is Li Gongzi, who has a lot of money, and on the other side is Miss Su, the daughter of the county guard, both horizontal and vertical.
Miss Su came to the lotus pond with small steps, she gently stroked a nearby lotus flower, her expression was very silent, and she said softly, "Ling'er, please come to the side to taste some tea and eat snacks, and then let people prepare some dry food when you go home, it's pitiful." β
Cai Zi immediately understood, and thought: This girl actually treats me as a beggar, I can't imagine it, Lao Tzu is the object of a woman who wants to rape no matter how much he says in modern times, but he became a beggar in ancient times.
The surnamed Li was overjoyed when he heard Miss Su say this, but his face was full of anger, and he deliberately took out a piece of silver to pretend to be a good person, and said, "Go, Ah Huang is still waiting for you to enjoy, haha......"
The lotus pond is full of people, who doesn't know that he Li Gongzi is insulting Caizi and dogs, and he doesn't have dirty words. Even Miss Su felt that it was a little too much, and was about to open her mouth to reconcile, when Cai Zi said lightly, "Who is Ah Huang, your wife or your concubine?" I don't dare to be interested in the tools that your Li Gongzi has enjoyed, and I won't do anything to give the silver. A dirty wordβ"
As soon as these words came out, the scene was noisy, and some whispered discussions: scolded well, and finally came out with a bad breath.
Some students commented that this little brother was finished today, which angered the son of the Li family and wiped his sweat for him.
The surnamed Li was furious, and he was about to give him some color to take a look, but the fan shook off and said angrily, "You, you, do you know who my father is!" β
Your father Li Yugang is not afraid, this kind of person who speaks wildly, now he falls into the hands of Ben Caizi, look at how arrogant you are! By the way, he added, "Who is your father who cares about me?" Grandma is mentally retarded. β
Miss Su on the side looked a little flustered, she had never seen the Li family's son fight against her in the West Chamber, and she still couldn't bear to get into such a big trouble, after all, in her eyes, Caizi's brain was abnormal.
The surnamed Li was so angry that he almost fainted, put away the fan and said, "You, you, the genius wants to compete with you." If you lose, get down and learn how to bark. He seemed to be complacent about his talents.
"Come on, Tang and Song poems, obscene poems and paintings, blowing, playing and singing, stripping talk shows, whatever you choose. If you lose and run naked on the street, do you dare? Caizi quickly remembered the three hundred Tang poems he had memorized in elementary school, and a treacherous smile leaked from his face.
Streaking?
Miss Su's worried expression suddenly changed her face, and she thought to herself: obscene.