Chapter 3: The Fat and Thin Woman

As soon as I entered the door, I was greeted by two middle-aged women dressed in fancy clothes, one as fat as a pig, and the other as thin as a bamboo. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The fat woman was obviously frightened by the sudden appearance of Ye Shaolong and the iron tower, pressed on the two huge fat balls with one hand, and pointed directly at the oncoming Ye Shaolong with the other, screaming like a pig: "Okay, you Ye family's bastard, you dare to eat the old lady's tofu." ”

Ye Shaolong rushed too fast just now, and when he entered the door, he almost bumped into this fat woman, and at this moment, he saw a fat pig coming with his hand straight to his head. Ye Shaolong was taken aback, immediately took two steps back, and looked at it, only to realize that the owner of the fat pig's hand turned out to be the original match of the prefect.

This wicked woman is famous for her love of money, and I heard that the old turtle of the prefect was controlled by this wicked woman, and she has been guarding this original evil woman, and she didn't even have the money to take a concubine, and her life was miserable.

Ye Shaolong happened to meet the prefect in the Qinglou not long ago, and asked him to stay there for one night, and the next day the old turtle wanted to recognize himself as his own brother, so he still knew a little bit about these gossip news.

The matter that money can be settled, in Ye Shaolong's eyes, it is not a matter, without saying a word, a silver ticket of 10,000 taels was slapped on the counter, and he sneered: "10,000 taels, immediately give this young master a flash!" ”

The fat woman's machine-gun-like mouth immediately closed, and her eyes stared at 10,000 taels with red light, as if she had been robbed of her soul, and she froze in place!

Ye Shaolong frowned slightly, and took out nine silver tickets of 10,000 taels and patted them: "100,000 taels, get out immediately!" ”

The fat woman was as if she had been electrocuted, and she put away the silver ticket tremblingly, and ran out of the door without letting go of a fart. Judging from the speed at which she snatched the door, it seemed that she was afraid that Ye Shaolong would regret it.

Ye Shaolong had a look of disdain on his face, and was about to take a look at this shop, but he never thought that the woman who was so thin that she had to fight with bamboo hurriedly posted it: "Oh, it turned out that Young Master Ye is here, this is to make clothes for a girl with good luck, I envy the old woman very much!" ”

The thin woman opened the voice, Ye Shaolong immediately recognized her, she rushed too fast just now and didn't see the signboard outside the door, this store turned out to be a ready-to-wear store for women's clothing, no wonder he smelled a smell of rouge as soon as he entered the door.

Ye Shaolong said secretly, turned around and looked at the iron tower that was about to reach the roof, looked at the fabric in the shop again, and said with a smile: "Shopkeeper, get a dress for my brother immediately, money is not a problem, the key is to be fast." ”

"Yo, isn't Young Master Ye embarrassed old woman? This is a women's clothing shop, but you want me to make clothes for your big brother ....... ”

took out a stack of silver tickets again, Ye Shaolong didn't say anything, just shook it in front of the shopkeeper. The old woman was obviously an elf, and immediately closed her mouth with broken thoughts, picked up a ruler and measured the body of the tower.

Ye Shaolong was too lazy to watch the old woman keep rubbing oil on the body of the iron tower, and turned to look at the mansion outside who was still handing out silver tickets, with a smug look on his face.

After two years of continuous efforts, he vowed to be a temperamental and tasteful loser in this life, and now this goal is about to be achieved. The two lives of people finally get what they want, and it is inevitable to be proud at this moment!

Money can make ghosts grind, and the old woman in charge of the shopkeeper looked at the money, and changed the tower into a tailor-made dress in less than a quarter of an hour.

People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, this tower didn't look very good just now, and this will be combed by the shopkeeper This will immediately make people's eyes shine.

Dressed in an ordinary practice uniform, he was stunned to set off the burly body of the iron tower with great might. It is estimated that if he wears a suit of armor and rides a tall horse, he will definitely be a fierce general who is unparalleled in the world.

Ye Shaolong was very satisfied, and directly threw tens of thousands of taels of silver to the shopkeeper, and brought the iron tower with an unnatural look to kill the Qinglou who had already set up a banquet.

The more developed the place, the more brothels there are in this Qinglou, government-run, private-run, and some are run by foreigners, and the foreign girls in it have big breasts and big butts, but it's a pity that Ye Shaolong went there once, and he never set foot there again. The reason is that the smell of those foreign girls makes him nauseous.

Qinglou, brothels are densely packed with a whole street, where hundreds of schools compete for beauty, each with its own characteristics. From large to small, they each run their own people, high, medium and low, and the three grades are laborers, businessmen and dignitaries.

The so-called heaven for men and hell for women, as long as you are rich and powerful here, then you are the emperor here, and you can play as much as you want.

Piaoxiang Building, the most upscale green building in Guangzhou, is ambiguous here, and it is not such a vulgar place as people imagine. It is also a place where some literati and writers often gather, of course, these people are generally poor and talented, and they are only qualified to recite two poems in the hall on the first floor, and show off their ridiculous but self-satisfied literary talents.

There may be some women who like literature and dislike martial arts, and they have saved enough money in this Qinglou to prepare for goodness, and they are likely to be captured by one or two poems by those poor and sour talents.

But reality forces people to bow their heads, if they are born in a prosperous age, maybe they can also achieve a wonderful legend of a talented man and a beautiful woman. But in this era of starvation, division of the great powers, and low morale of the people, such a thing is destined to end in tragedy.

Either because the man was killed, the woman was robbed to be a little wife, or the man deceived the woman, sold it and took the money, and then went to find a woman from a good family to live. Otherwise, the two of them are stronger than Jin, and they don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but only to die on the same day and month of the same year!

Tonight's Piaoxiang Building is obviously much more lively than usual, and I don't know who arranged it at the door, a wide and two meters high and three meters high Shou Zi is like a screen, placed at the main entrance of the green building.

Therefore, visitors must bypass this Shou character to be able to enter the door, the most conspicuous place of Shou Zi is pasted with a red paper, on which is like a turtle's tail stained with ink and written three big characters 'Ye Shaolong'. And then below are the words of the dragon flying and the phoenix dance, the eighteenth birthday.

Ye Shaolong was standing in front of this longevity word at the moment, with a smug look on his face, he pointed to the autograph that occupied half of the longevity character but was like an earthworm crawling out, laughed and asked the dogs behind him: "How is the name of Young Master Ben written?" ”

The group of dogs obviously did not do this less, and immediately roared in unison: "The young master is mighty, his penmanship is like a god, and he is the best talent in the liberal arts today!" ”

This slogan is not only shouted loudly enough, but the key is also neat enough, so Ye Shaolong's three words can't bear to witness at all, but they can shout such a loud slogan so naturally. I have to admire this group of dogs who have perfected the kung fu of telling nonsense with dog eyes open.