Chapter 54: Verification and Showing Off
Xiao Mu saw that the atmosphere was almost over, and he no longer continued to sell Guanzi, and began to behave:
"Don't believe it, I really have the ability to never forget, I can recite the "Zizhi Tongjian" I read this morning to you. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" As he spoke, Xiao Mu began to recite under Lin Yi's foolish gaze.
As Xiao Mu began to recite endlessly, Lin Ye's gaze gradually changed from contempt at the beginning to shock, Xiao Mu's impact on her was too great for Lin Ye to fully accept for a while.
Although Lin Yi herself is not familiar with the content of "Zizhi Tongjian", she can be sure that Xiao Mu is indeed memorizing the content of "Zizhi Tongjian" now and not making it up on the spot, in fact, it is much more difficult to improvise a history book fluently in front of herself than to memorize it skillfully.
Xiao Mu memorized for about ten minutes in a row, and did not stop until he had memorized all the content he had read in the morning, and Xiao Mu, who had a dry mouth, picked up a cup of tea and drank it, moistening his throat while looking at Lin Yi's surprised expression with smugness.
"Ringo, Ringo, let you despise me in frenzy and doubt my intelligence, but I didn't expect you to be frightened by my ingenuity sometimes. It's a pity that Wang Chengen and those eunuchs and palace maids were sent out, otherwise, in front of so many people, the effect would definitely be better. Xiao Mu admired Lin Ye's deflated expression, and at the same time felt that there was a "fly in the ointment", there were not enough audiences, and he was unable to achieve a more ideal effect.
Faced with this sudden and cruel reality, Lin Ye naturally found it difficult to accept, Xiao Mu's smug expression was simply an insult to her in Lin Ye's eyes.
"Where did Xiao Mu get such good luck? No way! It must have been this fool who memorized it all night yesterday in order to trick me! Well, it must be so. Lin Yi still didn't believe it in his heart, and in order to comfort himself, he felt that Xiao Mu must have memorized "Zizhi Tongjian" for a night yesterday, specifically to see his good show today.
The more Lin Yi thought about it, the more he felt that it must be like this, as for why Xiao Mu would go to endorse all night when he was full, just to brag in front of himself? Lin Yi also felt that there was nothing unreasonable, anyway, Xiao Mu had done a lot of mentally retarded things, and it was not bad at all. Under Lin Yi's self-hypnosis, he even seemed to see Xiao Mu's eyes covered with bloodshots, obviously he didn't sleep well yesterday!
After Xiao Mu was proud for a long time, Lin Yi finally deduced the "truth" of the matter, so he also regained his composure and said: "Just reciting such a little thing can't be counted at all, who knows if you memorized it all night yesterday?" ”
Xiao Mu said in his heart, even if ordinary people can carry so many things on their backs overnight, they are still very powerful, right? But who makes himself an unforgettable cheat player, completely crushes ordinary players, and even the best of ordinary players are also crushed.
So Xiao Mu opened his mouth and said in a joking tone: "Ignorant mortal, it seems that you still don't believe in my ability, in this case, it is better for you to find a book casually now, and I will recite it to you on the spot!" ”
Lin Yi thought to himself that I also had this intention, and I had to debunk you when the time came, so he took a copy of "Mencius" and gave it to Xiao Mu, "Oh, give you this book, read it quickly, and give it to me when you finish reading!" ”
"What's so hard about that!" Xiao Mu waved his hand, took the book handed by Lin Yi very exaggeratedly, opened it and read it.
Lin Yi saw Xiao Mu pretending to read, and ignored him, and went to the side to play with the cards - playing cards alone can be played anyway. As for Xiao Mu, who was reading on the side, Lin Yi felt that he didn't pay attention to him, and after a while, he couldn't pretend anymore, so he retreated and quietly left him. Lin Yi felt that it was very interesting for him to leave such a large step.
Because the number of cards designed by Xiao Mu is only from one to nine, and there is no ten, so it is four less than the playing cards of later generations, so that several ways to play that Lin are familiar with are a little not perfectly fit, fortunately yesterday to Queen Zhang They played the simplest "draw king eight" game (the name of the game Lin Yi has decided to kill and not tell Queen Zhang them), otherwise, it is really possible to change to other ways to play because the number of cards is not enough and there will be "bugs".
"This nerd, a copycat playing card doesn't say that it is the same as the original, and he has to get some moths out ......"
While thinking about it, Lin Yi fiddled with tricks for a long time, and felt that he had almost had fun, and when he got up, he saw that Xiao Mu was still studying there.
"This nerd obviously left him a way out, didn't he find out? Since you're so ignorant, then don't blame me for demolishing you to your face. ”
"How much have you read?" Lin Yi walked up to Xiao Mu, held back a smile, and asked "intimately". Immediately, she found that Xiao Mu hadn't read much at all, it seemed to be only two or three pages, Xiao Mu was struggling to read, his face was covered with sweat.
"Read it slowly, a little over three pages, and here it is. Can you start memorizing now? Xiao Mu pointed to a place on the top of the fourth page and replied solemnly, while returning the book to Lin Yi, indicating that he was ready to memorize.
"Which play is he playing?" Originally, Lin Yi saw that Xiao Mu could only chirp even reading, and it was impossible to memorize it at all, for the sake of him being so serious, he had already decided not to ridicule him too much after demolishing him, but now it seems that this guy is not willing to give up when he doesn't see the Yellow River, in this case, then don't blame me for being ruthless for a while.
"Okay, I'll look at it, you start reciting." Lin Yi took the "Mencius" handed back by Xiao Mu, turned the first page, and signaled that Xiao Mu could start, like a teacher who checked the students' memorization of texts.
"Mencius saw King Hui of Liang. The king said, 'If you have come from a thousand miles away, there will also be Eli my country?' ’…… The country of ten thousand times kills its monarch, and it will be the house of a thousand times; The country of a thousand times kills its monarch, and the house of a hundred times will be ......"
Xiao Mu really memorized it from the beginning, and in less than two minutes, he finished memorizing what he had just read, although there was not much content he had just read, but it was definitely not something that a normal person could memorize with such a while, Xiao Mu felt that this had fully demonstrated the fact that he was a genius, and Lin Yi should have no reason to doubt it now.
Xiao Mu, who thought so in his heart, seemed to memorize the text fluently, waiting for the elementary school students who were exaggerated by the teacher, waiting to listen to Lin Yi's praise. But Lin Yi never spoke, but remained motionless, and one of her faces was also blocked by the book, and her expression could not be seen. Xiao Mu took the book away and glanced at Lin Yi, only to find that Lin Yi's expression was much more exaggerated than when he memorized "Zizhi Tongjian" just now.
When describing people as very surprised, there is an exaggerated saying that "you can stuff an egg in your mouth", Xiao Mu only realized at this time how image this sentence is, Lin Yi is probably in this situation now, but her mouth is a little smaller, and she can probably stuff a small egg......
Lin Yi was stunned for about a minute before he finally spoke, and only muttered four words: "This can't be ......"
Xiao Mu didn't want to hit Lin Yi too much at this time, but the iron-clad facts were in front of him, and he couldn't keep a low profile if he wanted to, it seemed that geniuses really always had to suffer some pain.
"This happened, no one must have thought of it, it's come to this, you don't have to be too sad, come with me and slowly accept the reality...... Now, the most important thing is to be happy, why don't I let the imperial dining room make a bowl of noodles for you to eat? Xiao Mu "comforted" Lin Yi with the lame lines he learned from TV.
Seeing that Lin Yi didn't speak, Xiao Mu had no choice but to continue: "At the beginning, what did you tell me that I was a great scientist, studied the theoretical model of traveling through time and space, and proposed 'Xiao's Law', at that time I still didn't believe it, knowing that yesterday I still thought you were teasing me. But now it seems, I think I'm wrong to blame you, with my intellectual potential, if I didn't cross, it doesn't seem to be difficult to study those scientific problems, as the saying goes, 'gold shines everywhere', it seems to be a good point, even if I travel to the Ming Dynasty, my brain potential seems to be equally stimulated......"
"Also, if I knew that there was such a golden finger, I didn't have to worry about it all day long, the Huang Taiji and others outside the gate were definitely not my opponents, and now if he turned against him and surrendered with courtesy, maybe I would spare him as soon as I was in a good mood...... Oops, I was nervous like something at the beginning, and I ran out of the palace in a panic, now that I think about it, it's really completely unnecessary, but then again, if I hadn't run out at that time, we wouldn't have met Li Shiyao and them, it seems that all this is fate......"
Originally, I wanted to comfort Lin Ye, who was difficult to accept the reality, but as he spoke, Xiao Mu didn't control his desire to show off, and the good comfort also turned into a show, and the nonsense came down together, which made Lin Ye's heart even more angry, which was already unhappy.
Lin Yi turned his head and sat with his back to Xiao Mu, motionless, letting Xiao Mu do his best, constantly persuading, but he was always unmoved, and he didn't want to deal with Xiao Mu at all.
"It seems that genius is destined to be lonely." Xiao Mu sighed in his heart, and decided that he would leave first for the time being, and let Lin Yi calm down, maybe she would be able to see the problem after she calmed down alone.
Thinking of this layer, Xiao Mu planned to leave first, and when he was about to get up, Lin Yi finally spoke: "I still don't believe it, unless you try again according to my arrangement!" ”
It turned out that Lin Yi hadn't believed it yet, and it turned out that he had been trying to find Xiao Mu's loophole just now.
Xiao Mu also agreed to her request without hesitation in line with the idea that "even geniuses must have enough patience with mortals".