Chapter 53: The famous little king catches fast
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The sunset is gorgeous, the yellow and clear sunlight hits the clean clouds, this is a clean, clear, ethereal beauty of the evening scene, in the future is not common, as early as two quarters of an hour ago, Chen Fang was still in a happy mood to appreciate this rare beauty, but two quarters of an hour later, Chen Fang is extremely unhappy.
On the street, carrying two roast chickens wrapped in oiled paper, he walked out of the fat guy roast shop with a painful face, and immediately compared a middle finger to the signboard of the fat guy roast shop, and scolded in his heart: Ni Mei's family photo. Two roast chickens slandered themselves for more than five taels, and the tmd is black, profiteers!
Thinking of the word profiteer, he couldn't help but think of the word corrupt official, and these two words were his interpretation of Tang Yun at this time.
As early as two quarters of an hour ago, he thought of a solution to the shortage of manpower for Tang Yun, Tang Yun readily agreed, but when he applied for funding, Tang Yun immediately turned his face, took out the small abacus he carried with him, and prepared to settle an account with Chen Fang, where did Chen Fang, who had had a painful experience, dare to settle accounts with her, and immediately said that it was the honor of the grass people to do things for adults, and they couldn't let adults pay for it. Xiao Wang catches fast and Lei catches heads.
Since it was a visit, there was no reason to come to the door empty-handed, so he came to this roast meat shop, which is said to be the most famous, and bought some food, and prepared to come to the door and drink with the two of them.
I don't want two roast chickens to cost him more than five taels of silver, which makes his flesh hurt, you must know that his entire net worth, including the ten taels that Xiaohong returned to him, only fifteen taels of silver, this time it cost one-third, how can it not be painful?
Ni Mei's family photo, I finally understand why the last thing that later generations want to do is to do things for officials, and they have to contribute money and effort, and it is really no good thing.
Chen Fang, who complained a few words in his heart and was still not comforted, took out a roast goose leg from his backhand, this roast goose leg was very large and extremely fat, and the whole leg was about two catties and three taels.
Put the roast goose leg under the tip of the nose and try to smell it, the unique goose oil fragrance instantly filled the nose and mouth, and the depression in my heart couldn't help but sweep half of it. Take a bite, the taste of fragrant, crispy and smooth meat, this natural hormone-free goose, coupled with the ancient secret roasting method of fat keeping, immediately conquered the tongue of Chen.
Well, it's really worth the five taels of silver. Chen Fang nodded with satisfaction, opened his mouth and tore it again.
At this time, the fat guy roasted meat shop suddenly rushed out of a big fat man holding a meat cleaver, bare-chested, and only hanging an apron. The big fat man rushed to the street and swept back and forth, and scolded: "Who, which thing that doesn't have long eyes took away the roast goose leg that Wang Yuanwai booked for the fourth grandmother, who, come out, see if I don't kill you." ”
After hearing this voice, Chen Fang, who had already walked away, hurriedly shrank his head, hurriedly flashed into the wine shop on the side, laughed, and his depressed mood suddenly disappeared.
When he came out again, he had two more pots of burning knives in his hands, which were said to be the strongest liquor in the Tang Dynasty at present, but he was disappointed after tasting it, it was far worse than the burning knives of later generations, at best, it was only about thirty degrees. Of course, it was much better than the drinks he usually drank in the backstreets.
Step on a puddle, Chen Fang whistled and walked forward, and the first person he was going to visit was Xiao Wang Zhukuai.
Speaking of Xiao Wang's catch, if he hadn't talked to Tang Yun, he wouldn't have known that Xiao Wang's catcher was well-known in Guangliang County.
Xiao Wang is called Wang Tianlong, a big man in his thirties, who is particularly brave and usually hides when he encounters trouble, and flashes when he sees a thief, he is the most dishonorable one in the yamen, and he is usually canceled by everyone, but his name of Xiao Wang's fast catch is not because of this, but because of his wife.
In the mouth of Tang Yun and others, Xiao Wang's fast catch is simply a model of wife management, according to rumors, his wife's attitude towards him is worse than that of cats and dogs, and he will be beaten and scolded twice in three days, and his fierce style is famous.
But Xiao Wang never resisted, and seemed to enjoy the lady's "love" for him, and he also bought politeness to please her every once in a while.
Of course, everyone's speculation is not so kind, they are all saying that if Xiao Wang didn't buy a gift, maybe he wouldn't even be able to get a bed.
It is said that it is because he is too soft to resist his own lady that everyone jokingly calls him Xiao Wang's fast catcher, which means that his balls are small, soft, and useless.
Chen Fang didn't inquire about the specific location of Xiao Wang's home, because no one knew, but he heard that Tang Yun was somewhere in the west of the city.
After stepping into the west of the city, Chen Fang casually stopped a passer-by and asked, this old brother, where is Wang Tianlong's home? Xiao Wang's reputation is so big, he is not worried at all that he can't ask.
However, the passerby's answer made him collapse - "I don't know who Su Wang Tianlong is!" ”
Well, the accent is strange, and when you hear it, it's not a flat-land person. Chen Fang comforted himself, and then stopped a second passerby, but what he didn't expect was the same answer.
The same goes for the third, the fourth.
I...... Ni Mei's family photo, it is an exaggeration to say that the good fame of Quan Guangliang dares to be affectionate. Chen Fang stopped the fifth person depressedly, and after getting the same answer, he collapsed, raised his head at forty-five degrees, and looked at the red glow on the horizon, with a moist crystal flickering in the corners of his eyes.
"Xiao Wang catches quickly, what about the good reputation?"
At this time, an accident appeared, and when the fifth person heard him say that Xiao Wang was catching fast, his eyes lit up, he stopped leaving, turned around and asked Chen Fang tentatively, "Big brother, is the one you are looking for is Xiao Wang who is on an errand in the yamen?" ”
"Yes, yes!" Hearing this, Chen Fang replied excitedly.
"Alas, why did you go earlier, no brain, what are you looking for Wang Tianlong, you just said that you are looking for Xiao Wang to catch fast, which of us doesn't know?" As soon as passers-by said this, the surrounding pedestrians echoed it.
After listening to everyone's words, Chen Fang's heart collapsed again, it was not Wang Tianlong who dared to really become famous in Guangliang County, but Xiao Wang's nickname.
"Big brother, you go forward two more alleys, then turn right and walk straight in, according to the law of one dozen in three days, Xiao Wang should be being educated by his mother-in-law now. Whichever household you hear screaming from, which household is Xiao Wang's home for catching fast. The passers-by kindly pointed the way, and Chen Fang was stunned for a while, daring to feel that the people around here had already summed up a set of timetables for Xiao Wang to catch the suffering.
After saying thank you, Chen Fangti slipped the roast chicken and soju wine, and walked in the direction pointed by passers-by, and sure enough, after the two alleys turned right and entered, Xiao Wang's scream came from the house at the end of the distance, "Ahhh
Ni Mei's family photo, this little Wang's mother-in-law who catches fast is also finished, and the good ones are so bad that they can't even scream happily.
Approaching the door, listening to the screams of Xiao Wang Catching Inside, Chen Fang raised his hand and stopped in mid-air, and didn't think about whether to knock on the door and go in for a while.
Just when Chen Fang was hesitating, Xiao Wang's screams suddenly disappeared, and there was no movement behind the gate at all.
Maya, this little king won't be beaten to death by his mother-in-law. Chen Fang swallowed a mouthful of water in horror and carefully clicked the door knocker.