Chen Yi never expected that his withered self seemed to be unable to see the existence of the whole world, and he was alone, in the corner of the cafeteria, looking at his partners in twos and threes, smiling. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Alone, in a corner where no one is paying attention, eating a plate of poor egg fried rice, as if it is fried and salty.

Just when Chen Yi was touching the few shredded paper in his pocket to see if he had enough money to buy an ordinary bottle of soda, he saw two plates of hard dishes and two bottles of soda drinks falling in front of him.

One is fragrant pot-wrapped meat, the other is hot sauerkraut stewed pork ribs, two bottles of pure fresh juice are delicately reflected in front of him, and one bottle is slowly pushed in front of his eyes, Chen Yi looked up in fright, and couldn't help but open his mouth wide.

"Is that you?"

This person's long hair is parted in the middle, the traitor is flowing in the sea, a mouth of old yellow teeth squeaks as if he is about to bite, his eyes are shining, his hands are dancing, he looks at Chen Yi as if he is looking at a rare animal, and says: "Hey, little brother, why are you eating alone, which military region are you assigned to?" ”

"Huang, Huang Laoxie?" Chen Yi finally remembered that on the day he reported it, there was a yellow-toothed old face traitor who had gossip with him.

"Hey, hey, the little brother has a good memory, why don't you eat a plate of dry fried rice, come, look at you alone, brother, I'm also alone, let's eat together." Huang Laoxie first cleaned a bottle of juice, then ripped off his cheeks and made pork ribs and sauerkraut pot to wrap meat.

The mouth is like a balloon, and he shouts little brother, you eat, you eat?

Chen Yi nodded and smiled busily, a little embarrassed, although this person was a little mentally abnormal, but at this time, someone suddenly greeted him, but for Chen Yi's small heart, it was a little warm fire that illuminated the world in front of him.

"Huang, Brother Huang, I remember, remember what your name is Zhong, right?" Chen Yi was suddenly very happy and said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, this Buddha is wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha stays in his heart, and the people in the rivers and lakes call Huang Dingzhong, who is called Huang Laoxi, hahahaha, come, my brother has money, eat, it's not enough for us, what kind of military region do you have, how can you let you go out to eat alone, it's really unreasonable." Huang Dingzhong is still a little dissatisfied with Chen Yi.

Chen Yi was suddenly very happy, and he chatted with Huang Dingzhong without a word, and the restraint at the beginning became much more relaxed, but Huang Laoxi's voice was too loud, which made many brothers and sisters look back vigorously.

I saw Huang Laoxie singing left and right with the old yellow teeth: "Look back, the clouds block the way back, look back, my girlfriend is gone, there will be no more tomorrow, the lover in distress is always bragging in front of him, who is more than whom, grass mud horse, look at a few handfuls, grass mud mother, see what's ......"

Oops, I'm rough~

Not to mention that Chen Yi's head buzzed, the recruits and veterans who ate in the entire canteen seemed to see the exploding thunder, and they didn't collapse one by one, first stunned for a few seconds, and then Hula came over, their eyes were wide, and they couldn't eat Huang Laoxi.

Chen Yi was in a good mood and was stunned all of a sudden, don't, don't fight, now Chen Yi is very sensitive to fighting, especially, especially ......

"Hey, hey!" Huang Laoxie was not afraid of the many veterans who came over to beat him, and sighed in the sky: "In such a sensitive period of the Huaxia Military Region, I want to see who eats the bear's heart and leopard gall, and dares to gather people to make trouble, you dare to move the Buddha today, and the Buddha wants you not to see the sunset tomorrow morning." ”

"Are you special?" A GI was just about to beat his fist, but he was stopped by someone and whispered in his ear: "Shen Xiao's matter has not yet come to fruition, let's not touch this minefield, let this grandson pervert, grass." ”

Everyone left angrily, carrying wine bottles one by one, pointing at Huang Lao and scolding a few times, until no one dared to really make a move. Chen Yi looked at Tai Ruo's natural Huang Laoxie blankly, this old man is really stinky and shameless, relying on such a sensitive period as the military region, openly teasing the unity of the soldiers, is this nothing to do, or is there something really wrong with this person.

Huang Laoxie saw that Chen Yimu didn't speak, and laughed: "The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who can't see through it." Hongchen has a road and no way, once he goes to the west, there is no law, he is used to them day by day, he thinks that it is great to be a soldier, we can eat so well now, live so well, that is given by the alliance, it is given by exhausting the treasury and national strength, how many people can't eat outside, how many people are better off living outside, wives and children are separated, the wicked are in charge, there is no law, only survival, this world should have been destroyed a long time ago. Huang Laoxie stared at the beads in his eyes and spit out the stench.

Chen Yi covered his mouth, and said in his heart that this young man has not brushed his teeth, this smell is really enough. However, the old yellow lamp stopped scolding a few words, and said with a smile: "What's your name, little brother." ”

"I, I, my name is Chen Yi."

"Ah, Chen Yi, Xiao Yiha! It's a good nickname, I want to ask you about something, I know where the Ninth Military Region is, I looked around, and no one was willing to tell me, I thought I had bad breath, and his grandmother had legs. "Huang Laoxi, you are actually looking for the Ninth Military Region?

Chen Yi was stunned for a long time, and his head couldn't turn a little: "What, what are you doing?" ”

"What can you do, someone blasted it out, our head of the regiment directly removed me from the list, threw me such a note, you can take a look." Huang Laoxie threw the crumpled note to Chen Yi, Chen Yi opened it and saw that the note read: Huang Dingzhong is this person, does not abide by the regulations of the military region, does not brush his teeth, does not wash his face, does not fold the quilt, gritted his teeth and fart and snores at night, molests female soldiers, and is suspected of disdainful behavior in the toilet%#@&, this person does not participate in training, scolds his comrades, insults the commander, and the Youth League Committee has decided to remove Huang Dingzhong from his name and report to the head of the military region. Full of righteous sunshine. Huaxia State, Political Department of the Second Military Region, unanimously approved.

Chen Yi was stunned for a long time and laughed.

At this time, Huang Dingzhong was embarrassed, and asked in a low voice: "Don't tease me, little brother, these people are annoying me, where is the Ninth Military Region, I have to have a place to sleep." ”

As he was talking, he suddenly heard a commotion outside, and several people strode over, one of them slapped Chen Yi's shoulder with a palm, bent down and looked at Huang Dingzhong, who had an old face, and said, "What are you trying to scare us Xiaoyi?" ”

"Who are you?" Huang Dingzhong was a little unconvinced.

"Who am I? Lao Tzu swept the rivers and lakes, can pinch and calculate, the galaxy is numerous, the mystery is endless, I am the last Taoist priest on the earth, Liu is a crippled hero, how can I accept it? Chen Yi looked up in surprise and smiled: "Brother ...... Defect" Chen Yi saw that Liu was broken, Zhao Xisong, and Yang Yuling, who had a melancholy face, also came, and the three of them looked at Chen Yi a little angrily, and they knew that they were running blindly.

As a result, without waiting for these people to talk about emotional matters, they saw Huang Dingzhong and said: "What a powerful corner?" This Buddha is an old cave in the deep mountains in the wild, burning incense and touching the bones and reciting Bodhi, I am the last monk on the earth, Huang Dingzhong Huang Lao Xie, why are you not convinced? ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and suddenly laughed out loud.

"You're all friends with Xiaoyi, hehehehe!" Huang Laoxie suddenly softened: "That's the case, this Buddha has just been assigned to the Ninth Military Region, which of you will give me a clear point, tell me where the Ninth Military Region is, I can't sleep on the street at night, no, tell you, I have a villain book with beautiful women ******, and I am always energetic......"