Chapter Fifty-Three: Fuji's Palm Flushes the Bad Lines
"Just a little research," Su Xiaoliu asked, "Did Master Fu ever ask Daoist Xue to show you palmistry?" ”
"I haven't seen it," Fu Ji shook his head, "Daoist Xue is proficient in the way of nourishing qi and breathing, and he has never taught me this aspect of divination and fortune-telling, and I don't dare to ask Daoist Master rashly." ”
Listening to this tone, Fu Ji really revered Xue Jingyi to the extreme, Su Xiaoliu thought that Fu Ji was also born as a Jinshi, and he had also been in the Hanlin Academy, so he naturally had no knowledge, so he should be regarded as a well-educated person who has insight into the world, and should not be so superstitious about this deceitful Taoist priest.
However, Fu Ji's appearance of worshipping Xue Jingyi as a god did not seem to have the pride that Su Xiaoliu should have in his heart, so he looked down on him from the bottom of his heart, so he wanted to tease him: "I have a discussion with the Taoist leader, if Lord Fu is interested, I will show the adult how about palmistry first?" ”
"Okay," Fu Ji was overjoyed, "That's really unbelievable, I really didn't expect that the sixth master would be proficient in this way, and he could also learn from each other with Xue Daochang, then he must be a master!" ”
"Don't dare, don't dare," Su Xiaoliu pretended to be modest and waved his hand, "I just understand a little!" ”
[Netizen]: Su Xiaoliu still reads palmistry?
[Netizen]: If you look at his evil smile, he must be going to smash this fat man!
[Netizen]: This fat man is said to be from a Jinshi, isn't that a senior intellectual? How could you believe Su Xiaoliu?
[Netizen]: Maybe it's a short-sighted background and a basic intellectual.
[Netizen]: It's so dirty upstairs!
"Then what is the sixth master going to think?" Fuji asked.
Su Xiaoliu also pretended to be mysterious, picked up one of Fu Ji's hands, shook his head and said: "As the jargon goes: fortune telling doesn't look at claws, there must be no Fa transmission!" ”
"Look at the claws?" Fu Jiqi said, "It should be a hand, right?" ”
"Oh, there are also those who say look at the hands." Su Xiaoliu nodded and said, "The jargon has also been said, this is called 'fortune telling without looking at the hand, it must not be taught'!" ”
"Hey," said Fukuji, "that's right! ”
"Oops," Su Xiaoliu carefully observed Fu Ji's hand, with a look of disgust, "Lord Fu, your hand...... Alas! ”
"What's wrong?" Hearing him sigh, Fu Ji thought there was something wrong with his palmistry, so he hurriedly asked, "Is there anything wrong with Xia Guan's palmistry?" ”
"Hiss-" Su Xiaoliu seemed to see something from his palm prints, so he looked at it for a long time with a serious look, and then rubbed his hand on Fu Ji's palm and sighed, "Master Fu, your hands have grown salt flowers, haven't you washed your hands since you were admitted to the Jinshi?" ”
"The sixth master said with a smile," Fu Ji said with a smile, "This is because I got dirty from riding a horse today, and I haven't had time to wash my hands yet!" ”
"Then let's take a look first," Su Xiaoliu said while looking at it, "This palmistry, mainly to look at the three lines of heaven, earth and man!" ”
"Oh?" Fu Ji said, "You can tell me about it!" ”
"You see," Su Xiaoliu pointed to his palm, "It's the three lines on the palm, everyone has them, but they are all different." Sky pattern, earth pattern, human pattern, your pattern, it's not good! ”
"Which pattern?" Fuji has always been cautious, since entering the cardinal court as an errand, he has seen a lot of ups and downs in the sea, so he attaches great importance to the divination of good fortune and evil, and when he heard Su Xiaoliu say that it was not good, he hurriedly asked for advice, "Please tell the sixth master about it!" ”
"Look," Su Xiaoliu pointed to a palm print, "It's this, it's this one." ”
"Oh," Fukuji looked down closely, "See, what's wrong with this?" ”
"This," Su Xiaoliu said, "there is a saying. ”
"Got a saying?" Fu Chai hurriedly asked, "What's it called?" ”
"This is called the Chong Sha Pattern," Su Xiaoliu said, "There is a comment on this. ”
"Tell me about it!" Fuk Chai Road.
Su Xiaoliu learned from Xue Jingyi's appearance, closed his eyes and said: "There are chong lines in the palm, and the young man must be lonely and poor!" ”
"Well, what the sixth master said is right!" Fuji kept nodding, "When I was a teenager, my family was in the middle of the road, although I was in the banner and supported by hardcore crops, my family was still extremely poor. [Note (1)]
"Well," Su Xiaoliu nodded, "You can see it on these palms!" ”
"Then tell me about it," asked Fuji, "how do you crack this braking pattern?" ”
"There are also criticisms for this," Su Xiaoliu looked thoughtful, "The comments said: If you ask where the wealth is, go to the husband and marry someone else!" ”
[Netizen]: Haha, thinking that Xiaoliu should arrange him!
[Netizen]: This fat man was going to "remember his childhood" with Xiaoliu, but who knew that he was played by Xiaoliu!
[Netizen]: Xiaoliu has no other skills, but he can turn the people around him who talk to him into his praise!
[Netizen]: However, Xiaoliu doesn't seem to have a job of recruiting beauties! That princess, Xiaoliu, he doesn't dare to arrange people now.
[Netizen]: That is, Xiaoliu first wanted to be a concubine for the princess, and the second was afraid of being beaten by someone's whip!
[Netizen]: Ha, so Xiaoliu can only come to have fun with this fat man!
"Huh?" Fu Ji was stunned, "Marry someone else?" ”
"That's right," Su Xiaoliu nodded affirmatively, "You, you should go one step further, it's best to find someone who lives in the east, the east is wood, wood makes fire, and the husband and wife are happy; I have to find another fat man, the fat man belongs to water, and water and wood are born, which is more complete! ”
"I'm ......" Fu Ji wanted to interrupt him, but he couldn't stop Su Xiaoliu's fast mouth.
"The best, it has to be a little disabled," Su Xiaoliu was intoxicated, closed his eyes and said, "It's better if you don't have arms or legs!" ”
"Huh-" Fuji said stunned, "I don't have arms or legs, isn't I just a 'human being'!" ”
[Netizen]: What is Renbi?
[Netizen]: Do you know Liu Bang of the Han Dynasty?
[Netizen]: It seems to be the story of Empress Lu.
[Netizen]: After Liu Bang's death, Liu Bang's wife Empress Lu cut off his limbs, gouged out his eyes and nose, and this torture is human.
[Netizen]: Oh, this fat man knows this allusion, and it doesn't seem that he has no ink.
"That's right," Su Xiaoliu said, "Find such a meat ball, you will be lucky, and you will definitely have a big fat boy next year!" ”
"Sixth Master, you can joke too much!" Fu Ji's face turned blue and white, and he said coldly, "I'm a man, how can I marry someone else?" Also, marry a fat man from the east? ”
"Oh?" Su Xiaoliu opened his eyes and looked at Fu Ji's hand, "The jargon says: face to face, hand out, male left, female right." Stretch out your right hand, it must be a woman! ”
"Whew!" Fuji retracted his hand, "It turned out that I had read the wrong hand!" ”
"If you're a woman, that meat ball, I'll be looking for you this summer!"
"Ho," Fukuji said with a smile knowing that he was teasing himself, "If such a meat ball really comes, I don't know how to place it!" ”
"You give him up!" Su Xiaoliu Dao.
"Offer?" "What is the reason for this?" ”
Su Xiaoliu smiled evilly: "Offer it up and let Xue Daochang chant a mantra, and then let Xue Daochang split the meat ball with a sword!" ”
"Split?" Fukuji was taken aback, "Why is that?" ”
"Xue Dao's long Dao method is profound," Su Xiaoliu said, "Maybe you can split out a Nezha!" ”
[Note (1)]: Hardcore crops: According to the system of the Qing Dynasty, banner people cannot work, and are only allowed to be soldiers and errands. According to the Eight Banners system, after the banner people become soldiers, they can make up for the shortage of soldiers in the banner, and the general soldiers in the flag are divided into three categories according to their treatment: vests, infantry armor, and raising soldiers. After making up for it, you can receive monthly salaries and military rations, which is called "hardcore crops", which means to ensure harvest in drought and flood.