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Tang Lin's head was big for a while, hey, my sister is actually an all-rounder, if she lived in ancient times, she would have to be a ruthless character for Hua Mulan to serve in the army for her father, but she knew too little about the things between men and women.

He really couldn't think of a better way to communicate with her and explain the problem just now, so he simply came to the most direct one, a bit similar to the meaning of using poison to cure diseases.

That's why Tang Guo was pulled directly to Kuroko's house in a hurry, this quiet, safe and quiet, Kuroko's mother was not at home, only their brother and sister, everything was easy to do, everything was easy to say.

But now he first has to explain the problem of chrysanthemums to his stupid sister, "Chrysanthemum is there, later, you know, chrysanthemum...... Itching means to find a clean up, which is the usual nonsense and foul language between men! ”

Tang Guo listened very carefully and attentively, and he wrote it down in a small notebook, Tang Lin felt a chill in his heart, and felt more and more that it was too much to do this? My brother, how can I explain the problem of chrysanthemums to my sister so shamelessly, and then take her to watch an action movie in person?

Nima, where have you gone?

"Brother, are you uncomfortable? Isn't it...... Is your stomach still uncomfortable? I'll buy you some medicine, or let's go straight to the hospital, sister-in-law...... My sister-in-law is the mayor, and cooking is really ...... It's really a bit ......."

Tang Lin couldn't hear this topic now, his stomach immediately churned, and he hurriedly raised his hand to stop it, "Little Apple, woo...... This topic is forbidden to be discussed in the future, and your sister-in-law's cooking skills are blind if she is not caught by terrorists to make biological and chemical weapons......"

"What? Hahaha, brother, you dare to say that, you are dead...... You guys...... You just ...... Is that still the case...... If you turn your face, you won't admit it......" said and suddenly realized that he had leaked his mouth, and immediately blushed and lowered his head to stop.

Tang Lin was still frowning and looking through the more than 100 big platinum accounts, he hadn't found the account of Feng Lei yet, okay, let's take a preventive shot in advance and do ideological work, this hunger strike in the army is the work of instructors and political commissars, and now there is no way, he has to charge forward and engage in ideological construction.

It's a big deal to let the little mosquito send a thunderstorm alone, Tang Lin simply put down his phone and turned his head, "You sit, can my brother still eat you?" Look at what scares you! A little girl is a little girl, never grow up, no, no, grow up, grow up! ”

Tang Guo sat down strangely, looking at his brother with watery eyes, and suddenly smiled like a rising sun, "Hehe, brother, you are so handsome, no wonder my sister-in-law can take a fancy to you!" ”

Tang Lin had a black line in his head, "Go, the little girl is still teasing her brother." You're 22 years old, well, strictly speaking, you can already fall in love and get married, even if you go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register your marriage, people will also issue you a certificate, so do you know what that means? ”

Tang Guo tilted his head seriously and thought for a long time, then shook his head helplessly, "What does this mean?" It means that I am 22 years old, an adult, by the way, it also means that I can become the legal representative of Skyhawk Security Company, and I can use my brother as a gun, and it will be gone. ”

Tang Lin raised his hand and gave her a chestnut, but he was reluctant to do it at all, "What do you little head think about all day?" When you should be smart, you are not smart, you should not be smart, you are blind, you say that in Tanghu's hometown, your brother and I went to the supermarket to buy that tt, cough cough, we were fooled, and the results were all medium, cough cough, not suitable, old and uncomfortable, you little girl ran out in the middle of the night and immediately bought the right ......"

Tang Guo listened to this sensitive topic, not only did he not have any shyness, but directly greeted him with a small face, "I suddenly had an idea, hehe, little apple is smart, right?" In fact...... Actually, brother, you are too ungentlemanly, you made your sister-in-law so loud, how can you let me sleep? I suddenly remembered that there was a love advertised at the entrance of the hospital on the street to bring t, hehe, and then ran out to buy it, I was worried about you, worried that you would come directly, what if I was pregnant with a baby? Can my sister-in-law marry you and have children right away? ”

Tang Lin listened very passively, it was originally him who gave his sister the ideological guidance of premarital education, but now it is his sister who has turned around to educate him, and he must immediately reverse this very unfavorable situation.

"Okay, okay, even if you have the heart, you won't talk about it, but why do you know to buy a big one? You little girl went to buy TT in the middle of the night, and she also bought an oversized one, what should people think of you? Again...... Do you know how that thing works? ”

Tang Guo's big eyes were still very pure, "You know, just put it in, what's the big deal?" Do you really think I'm a child? Besides, the one who sells adult products is my elementary school classmate, a female classmate, I went to buy it, of course she knew that it wasn't me who used it, I didn't even talk about being in love, who did I use, she asked, your brother asked you to come? Your brother is really good, buy this will call you, I will nod. She took the oversized one directly. I also asked her, is this number okay? She laughed at me and said, this is the biggest size, and your brother wears shorts and plays basketball in the summer, and he can't wait to fall out, you say the trumpet can be used? ”

"Hey, she married that 30-year-old man at the age of 19, and now sells adult products every day, really, she dares to tell any yellow jokes, I'm embarrassed to listen!"

Tang Lin listened to it in his heart, Nima, he thought that his fist was quite famous in Tanghu, and many brothers were also famous, but he didn't expect that the thing that would fall out of basketball in the summer was also famous, Nima, is Lao Tzu's festival so long gone?

But Tang Guo's words weren't finished yet, "Her name is Xiaojie, even if you wrote you 13 love letters, you didn't read them, so I directly rejected that?" That day...... She didn't even ask for money for that thing, and she said stupidly that it would be nice if her man could use an oversized one......"

Tang Lin had to stand up with a weak heart, and once again he was tough and endured the chaos and barely put on a straight face, "Then you know everything between adult men and women, right?" Then you...... I just saw ...... Ahem...... Why are you scared when you see my brother and sister-in-law? My brother and sister-in-law haven't been like that, you...... Don't you hear it all clearly next door......"

Tang Lin finally found an opportunity to enter the core topic with great difficulty, and when he heard this, Tang Guo began to get nervous again, "I...... It's one thing for me to hear a voice, but ...... But when I saw my brother and sister-in-law...... And such a loud voice, such a strange posture...... I...... I think my brother is a bad person, and my head is messed up all of a sudden, I think my brother is a big bad person! ”

Tang Guo said and ran out covering his little face, Tang Lin was stunned for a moment, and didn't stop him directly, why did Little Apple think he was a big bad guy?

She knows that he has a big old book, huh?

Is the impact too strong? Still is...... Or has Little Apple always regarded him as an idol as a target, and regarded him as too perfect to eat the fireworks of the world?

Or was her brother alone before, and she was only close to her, but now she suddenly saw her brother doing that thing with other women so naked, and she couldn't stand it all of a sudden?

However, fortunately, Tang Guo doesn't seem to be completely ignorant of men and women, at least the next project has a little foundation, thinking of this, he raised his legs and chased out, "Little Apple, it's a big night, where are you going!" ”