140 IQ is not enough, acting skills come to make up (the fifth watch is coming!)
"To be reasonable, why do I listen to Qi Chen and feel that if he has a girlfriend, it will be an insult to the majority of single dogs?"
Tang Pudding touched his chin and said.
"Pudding, who are you in the trenches with, we are good brothers!" Qi Chen muttered dissatisfiedly.
"Brother is not brother, don't mention it in the future. Tang Pudding glanced at the goods, and continued gloomily: "Why don't you tell me first, how did you coax other people's daughters in front of other people's fathers? Yan Xiaolu really agreed to be your girlfriend?"
This question is not only curious about Don Pudding, but everyone is curious.
soaked other people's girls in front of their fathers, but they weren't killed......
Blind to the five big and three thick figures.
Tang Pudding even doubted whether Yan Xiaolu was the real daughter of the big man.
"Speaking of which, I have to thank Qin Yao for this!"
Speaking of this, Qi Chen was obviously excited and said loudly.
"Me?!"
Qin Yao raised her hand in surprise and pointed to her delicate little face.
"That's right, do you remember the birthday gift I carefully prepared for you during the summer vacation, the one you don't want to live or die?"
"The pair of pink dumbbells?"
"That's right, it's that pair of dumbbells! I gave that pair of dumbbells to Yan Xiaolu, her father was very satisfied with my move of giving her daughter dumbbells, and asked Xiaolu to insist on exercising every day in the future, don't waste my heart!"
"Think about it, Xiaolu's father let Xiaolu accept the gift I gave, and let her insist on exercising with that pair of dumbbells every day, Xiaolu can't help but think of me every day when she picks up dumbbells, and thinks of me every day Can I still be a girlfriend?"
Qi Chen said.
In an instant, everyone fell silent.
After a while, Xu Xiaotian was the first to speak: "Qin Yao has a birthday, and you bought her a pair of dumbbells?"
"Yes, dumbbells give people strength, what a good birthday gift!"
Qi Chen nodded and explained excitedly.
"And then you brought that pair of dumbbells from Star City to the capital?"
Luo Daxiong then asked.
"Yes, is there a problem? I was going to use it myself, but it doesn't matter, I can buy a pair of heavier ones so that I can grow with Xiaolu. ”
After speaking, Qi Chen rolled his short sleeves to his shoulders, showing off the biceps brachii that he hadn't had time to exercise.
"I'm curious about what Yan Xiaolu's expression was when she received your dumbbells?"
Qin Yao then asked.
"Of course I was very happy, when I told her that the dumbbells gave her strength, she laughed super happily with the senior sister who took her to report. ”
Qi Chen said with certainty.
"And then his father asked Xiaolu to accept it?"
Tang Pudding patted Qi Chen's shoulder and asked.
"yes!"
Qi Chen nodded.
"And then you think that Yan Xiaolu is your girlfriend? Just because she thinks of you every day with dumbbells?"
Xu Xiaotian asked again.
"Of course, what's the problem? The whole reasoning is very thorough, not to mention that I'm so good!"
Qi Chen straightened his chest and said proudly.
"No problem! You're the best. ”
Xu Xiaotian shook his head at Qi Chen expressionlessly, and then looked at Tang Puding: "How did his college entrance examination score be higher than mine? ”
"No, there is no problem! And I think Qi Chen's analysis is correct, his thinking is meticulous, his logic is rigorous, and he is indeed a rare talent among science students. ”
Tang Pudding flatly denied it.
"Hehe, classmate Xu Xiaotian, are you jealous of me because your college entrance examination score is lower than mine?"
Qi Chen asked very unhappily.
"Well, yes!"
Xu Xiaotian nodded decisively, and then quickly asked, "Then do you remember the image features of the parity function?"
In the next moment, Qi Chen was furious: "I can't bear it anymore!" Classmate Xu Xiaotian, are you insulting my IQ? Even if you want to test me, please ask a question with a level, what does it mean to ask such a simple and outrageous question? Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you, which room is my room? I'm going to clean up the room!"
Then he angrily rushed directly into the room where the door was already open, and slammed the door shut.
Therefore, no one knew that at this time, a boy leaned his back against the door, subconsciously raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat oozing from his forehead, and said to himself in fear: "Damn, fortunately, I reacted quickly." What the hell is an odd-even function? Can you eat it?"
......
"Ahem, it's time to buy some daily necessities, right? Xu Xiaotian, are you going? Just rubbing Luo Daxiong's car. ”
Don Pudding asked.
Qi Chen rushed into the room angrily in an instant, as wise as he didn't have time to judge whether this thing was acting or if he really felt that his IQ had been insulted......
After all, the question that Xu Xiaotian suddenly raised is indeed very simple, and it can be summarized in a few words......
If you really don't remember this......
Tang Puding felt that it was definitely condescending for him to let Qi Chen come to Huaqing to study quantum physics, and he should find a way to send this guy to Huaxia Film and Television University......
What a natural actor!
This acting, this reaction, at least can throw off a lot of small fresh meat for a few streets, right?
"Let's do it together!"
Xu Xiaotian shrugged his shoulders, with a hint of shame on his face, probably thinking that he had indeed misunderstood Qi Chen.
In fact, if you think about it in a different direction, or are you so expectant and naïve about falling in love, is it because Qi Chen put all his energy into studying in high school?
Tang Pudding nodded, and then shouted through the door: "Qi Chen, let's go shopping, aren't we together?"
"I'm angry, don't go, help me bring a set of futon and a four-piece set, just sauce!"
......
Sitting in the back of the car,
"So does Qi Chen know the correct answer?"
Qin Yao leaned on Tang Puding's ear and asked.
"Just ask him!"
After speaking, Tang Pudding took out his mobile phone and opened the three-person group chat.
"@齐天大圣刚才晓天的问题你知道答案吗?"
Soon, Qi Chen replied with two words.
"Huh!"
Don Pudding nodded and put the phone back in his pocket.
"It's going to be a world problem. ”
Tang Pudding said.
After such a long time, Qi Chen has enough time to use the almighty network to find the answer, and then take the same question to test this product, obviously he can't get the right answer.
"Hey, so our college life has begun?" Qin Yao didn't dwell on the problems of this world, and sighed: "It's a little different from what I imagined." ”
It's really different, at least ordinary students don't meet a lot of big names on the first day of school.
Speaking of which, today's Qi Chen experience is the first day of a normal freshman, right?
"Real life is actually so plain and boring, you have to get used to it, Qin Yao. ”
Don Pudding sighed.
The conversation without deliberately lowering the voice made the two people sitting in front of the car completely speechless......
Scold......
Blandness and unpretentious?!
"By the way, Xu Xiaotian, the system optimized for Hua has sent you an email, remember to check it well tonight. And by the way, check the PPT again, you can't slack off just because you came to the capital! Your goal is to surpass me! For the goal, we must never give up!"
Xu Xiaotian: "......"