003 red-faced man
On the tenth day of the first month of February, Zhang Fei took advantage of the time to recuperate from his injuries and completely familiarize himself with the strength of his body. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
In the study, Zhang Fei threw down the Wu Qi Art of War bamboo slip in his hand, stretched his body, and only listened to the crackling sound on his body, like fried beans.
"Go and practice martial arts," Zhang Fei looked at the peach blossoms outside the courtyard, looking bleak in spring, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
In the martial arts training field, Zhang Fei glanced around, only to see several kinds of stone locks of different weights standing horizontally in the field, and the weapon racks on the left and right sides were full of weapons, with spears, long ge, halberds, and spears on the left, and swords, knives, bows, and several weapons on the right!
In the peach blossom forest not far from the martial arts training ground, seven-foot-high wooden stakes can be faintly seen, lined up in the shape of plum blossoms.
"My goodness, I'm fully equipped!" Zhang Fei praised it, and then jumped in front of the stone lock. In order to try his own situation, Zhang Fei first went to Yijun's stone lock to try the one-armed situation.
In the past few days, Zhang Fei has made up for his knowledge, knowing that one jun is equal to thirty catties in modern times, and one stone is equal to four jun is equal to about 120 catties.
The left and right hands spit and spit, rubbed, tied a horse step, sank into the dantian, puffed up a breath, and the left and right hands probed into the handle of the stone lock at the same time, the palms of the hands clenched, and suddenly snorted, and the left and right arms exerted force.
Kicking and kicking, the stone lock fell down with a "bang", and without defense, Zhang Fei fell on his back, ", so light!" Then Zhang Fei flipped up one by one, and put Yijun's stone lock aside.
This time to prepare, Zhang Fei ran to Erjun's stone lock, grabbed the stone lock with one arm, and easily lifted the stone lock to the top of his head, and he was not satisfied, he lifted another Erjun stone lock to the top of his head, easily freehand. Then I tried the stone lock of Sanjun and Yishi. Shaking his head, he casually threw the stone lock aside, and sighed lightly, "It's just right!" It seems that the weapons I will use in the future of these arms will be controlled within sixty catties, so that I can exert the greatest power. ”
After the strength was measured, Zhang Fei pulled out the long weapons one by one, and finally felt that Lao Luo said that the snake spear was reliable, and finally selected the snake spear as a weapon in his hand, and practiced the moves with his hands.
After that, Zhang Fei jumped to the plum blossom pile, one hundred and eight cylindrical plum blossom piles made Zhang Fei standing on it is a bit weird, according to the previous training of Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei knew that jumping plum blossom piles is to practice the pace, dodging, escaping, attacking can be used, no way, Zhang Fei can only be like the Australian kangaroo, the first time to try to jump on the plum blossom pile.
Maybe it's the solid foundation laid by the original "Zhang Fei", a few simple rounds of jumping made Zhang Fei adapt to the plum blossom pile, and the speed of jumping is getting faster and faster, which can't help but make Zhang Fei yy for a while, "Brother is a genius." Immediately after, Zhang Fei, who got carried away, did not stand firmly, swayed from side to side on the stake, and fell face to the ground with a bang, his face distorted.
In this way, Zhang Fei, who is like a stupid 13, does not lift stone locks every day, carries some newly cast weight-bearing devices to practice martial arts in the backyard, and then jumps quickly on the plum blossom pile in the peach blossom forest, forming his own pace!
On February 15, Zhang Zheng ran into the backyard in a panic and hurriedly told the matter, "Childe, someone moved the grinding plate on the well, took out the meat in the well and dispersed it to the people!" ”
"Damn, who is so fierce, no, I have to go and see the situation." Zhang Fei waved the stone lock of Erjun, stopped suddenly, threw it on the ground with a bang, and asked domineeringly.
Zhang Zheng also adapted to Zhang Fei's words, and was not stunned at all, and hurriedly said, "Childe, hurry up, you will leave when it's late!" ”
Zhang Fei followed Zhang Zheng to the market, and on the way, Zhang Zheng told Zhang Fei that the person who found the fault might be a foreigner, nine feet tall, with a long red face and hair.
"I'm rubbing, red face and long hair, is it Second Brother Guan? Zhang Fei muttered in his heart. ”
Two quarters of an hour ago, Zhang Fei's pork shop welcomed several people who bought pork, and saw a wooden sign erected in the well next to him, which could remove the grinding plate on the well and get half a pork fan in the well. There is such a good thing, in line with the psychology of being cheap and not taking advantage of the bastard, several people used their strength to move the grinding plate, and in the end, no one moved, and this move attracted people from the neighborhood to watch.
For a while, there was a lot of discussion among passers-by at the well, and many ordinary people who were watching the excitement gathered around. At this time, a person wearing a green soaphorn robe and a popular green hat on his head came out of the crowd, looked at the grinding plate by the well, and asked Zhang Zheng, who was waiting by the well, to determine whether it was true.
"Is this sign true?" Dressed in a collar, right side, unbuttoned green clothes, with a face like a heavy jujube, a pair of good-looking lying silkworm eyebrows, Danfeng eyes, and a three-foot long beard, Guan Yu pointed to the grinding plate in the well.
"Of course, my son-in-law said that whoever can move this grinding disc is a hero." Saying that, Zhang Zheng glanced at Guan Yu proudly, waved his hand, and said, "My son-in-law is willing to have a relationship with Haojie, if he doesn't leave as soon as possible, so as not to laugh at the township." ”
Guan Yu arched his hand to the onlookers, "Fathers and fellow villagers testify, this is what the butcher shop said, when a certain person moves the grinding plate and obtains the meat in the well, don't lose your words." ”
"Okay, let's testify." Someone shouted.
"Testify"
The sound of the well, which is not a "testimony ............", attracts people to stop and attract more people to watch.
"Move away, move away!" Someone who couldn't wait shouted.
Guan Yu nodded, "When a certain person obtains the pork in the well, he will definitely share it with everyone present." ”
"Are you sure you want to move? Zhang Zheng couldn't believe it. ”
Guan Yu didn't answer, spoke with practical actions, tied the corner of the robe to his waist, came to the well, made a dantian gesture against the grinding plate, and tied up the horse step.
"Move, move!" Seeing the lively crowd, seeing Guan Yu's appearance, he couldn't help but urge.
With both hands on both sides of the rough grinding disc, he made a "click" sound, and the grinding disc weighing 2 stones floated gently into the air and left the well.
"It's moved, it's really moved," the crowd cried in disbelief, and the eyes of those who had wanted to see the excitement widened.
At the well, Zhang Zheng's eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, in his impression, only Zhang Fei could move the stone grinding disc in front of him, and the red-faced man in front of him could also move, originally Zhang Fei's move was just an entertainment in his opinion, but now it seems that the pork in the well is not guaranteed, and he is faintly uneasy.
"Up," the red-faced Guan Yu shouted, his face was as red as dripping blood, and people couldn't see how he was carrying the grinding plate. In the eyes of the crowd, the grinding disc in Guan Yu's hand was rising with the slow speed.
"Meat, see the meat," the half-fan of pork hanging in the well and tied under the millstone with a rope also appeared in the public's field of vision, which made many people believe what the pork shop said.
"Oh my God, it's really lifted," Zhang Zheng exclaimed inwardly.
Okay, it was raised, and the crowd of onlookers seemed to replace Guan Yu, lifting the grinding plate themselves, and giving thunderous applause.
Outside the crowd, a person is dressed in a white deep coat, with a white belt tied around his waist, and his face is flat, but his ears are strange, larger than ordinary people, like the ears of the wind, and his arms are slightly longer than ordinary people, if he hangs down, he should be able to hang down his waist. This person was looking at Guan Yu who was lifting the grinding disc with bright eyes, and in his sleeve robe, his white hand was clenched into a fist, showing that he was not calm at this time.
Behind him, he obviously followed a few followers, as if Liu Bei was the main one.
At this time, Guan Yu raised the grinding disc to the top of his head, Danfeng's eyes were full of majesty, he glanced at the crowd of onlookers, and came to Zhang Zheng's face, "Can you help someone untie this pork?" ”
Zhang Zheng watched Guan Yu come in a daze, until Guan Yu's majestic words, as well as the momentum of holding the grinding plate, like a god supporting the sky, frightened a clever, "Solution, solution, solve immediately!" ”
Zhang Zheng hurriedly picked up a pig-killing knife from the butcher shop on the side, and the hand holding the knife was trembling, but Zhang Zheng was comforted several times and calmed down. But the trembling of his hands still betrayed his mood at this time.
"Holding a knife, what are you shaking?" Guan Yu glared at Zhang Zheng and scolded unceremoniously, "You can't even hold a knife steadily, are you worthy of killing pigs like this!" ”
was reminded by Guan Yuyi, Zhang Zheng suddenly came back to his senses, "Yes, I have a knife in my hand, what am I afraid of?" Zhang Zheng swallowed his saliva, slowly approached, holding half of the pork in one hand, and cutting the string tied to the grinding disc with the hand holding the knife.
The sharp pig-killing knife cut off the string under Zhang Zheng's breath, and without the restraint of half a pork, Guan Yu discarded the grinding disc at his feet, took the pork with one hand, and slapped it on the butcher's shop with a bang, and the ribs and other fine meat on the butcher's shop trembled.
After cutting the rope, Zhang Zheng saw Guan Yu's back to him, hurriedly threw down the pig-killing knife, squeezed out of the crowd, and ran towards Zhang's mansion.
Guan Yu pointed to the half of the pork in the butcher shop, "Let's take all these porks and divide them, don't take a penny." ”
"Strongman, wait." Someone in the crowd shouted.
"What?" Guan Yu stroked his long hair and said.
"This meat is obtained by a strong man who moves the grinding plate, how can we take it."
"Hehe," Guan Yu smiled, "I said in advance that the pork obtained will be distributed to you, and now that half of the pork has been obtained, of course I have to fulfill my promise, as for how to divide this meat, you will dispose of it yourself, and it will not be mixed up." ”
After Guan Yu finished speaking, he couldn't help but squeeze out of the crowd of onlookers and gradually drifted away.
In the face of half a fan of pork, the onlookers became a sensation, and they crowded into the vicinity of the butcher shop, hoping to get a piece of pork back.
At the back of the crowd, Liu Bei, who was facing the strange, was not lured by the pork, but looked eagerly at the departing Guan Yu, "Chongnuo, you have the courage, you can't help but take steps to look at the strange and lonely figure."
Zhang Fei and Zhang Zheng, who came out of Zhang's mansion, trotted all the way to the butcher shop in the market, and at this time, half of the pork and some of its fragments of pork ribs on the butcher's shop disappeared, and the smooth butcher shop seemed to be swept by locusts.
"Childe, this, this ......" Zhang Zheng looked at the butcher shop, looking helpless, crying with a sad face, "Childe, I shouldn't have left, here, the ribs on the butcher shop are gone." ”
"That's not the point, the point is the red-faced man in green?" Zhang Fei didn't care about the butcher shop at all at this time, "If Zhang Yan said, it should be Second Brother Guan, Nima's, Lao Tzu's ten thousand enemies can't run away with Liu Bei, the old boy", Zhang Fei was anxious and wanted to scold his mother.