Chapter 30: Never be a vegetarian
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Unorganized and undisciplined, they like to make their own decisions and do their own thing, such a heroic temperament is destined to their ultimate form, at most, they can only become the great black gang. It is impossible to evolve into an elite division that breaks through Jin Liao in the north and sweeps Mongolia in the west.
Although this Wu Erlang is making his own decisions this time, he also has a completely defensible consideration in his stomach.
After listening to his sister-in-law's confession, Wu Song felt that there were still some doubts in this case, and he needed to go to the crime scene in the attic of the tea shop and investigate it in person.
This is mainly because the power of Master Zhishen described in Ah Lian's mouth sounds too powerful! Wu Song's eyes have never been able to rub sand. If this Zhishen mage is a real tough guy, Erlang naturally wants to cherish the hero and find a way to have a good relationship with him. If he is a liar who pretends to be a ghost, he can't say it, he will definitely beat him well, and he will not dare to pretend to be this fat man again in his life!
The reason why Wu Song has such an idea is nothing more than because he himself is a master of the rivers and lakes, and he can't play with the steel Zen staff as heavy as Ah Lian said, subconsciously he is not convinced, but intellectually he does not feel that he is jealous of others who are stronger than his own, in short, Wu Song thinks that his main purpose is to fight those dead liars who pretend to be forced to pretend. It is also what later generations often called a slap in the face.
This is a warrior's tribute to another warrior, or rather, a true warrior's punishment for a liar.
Da Lang didn't know martial arts at all, so Wu Erlang didn't need to report this part of the trivial matter to Da Lang, he went directly to Wang Po's house to do errands.
Wang Po's tea shop is not big, and she only signed a medium and long-term employment contract for two small servants. In other words, the two little second brothers in the tea shop are not domestic slaves who are bought out for life, but long-term indentured workers with a limit of no less than three years and no more than ten years. This is a kind of semi-feudal, semi-slavery, semi-labor-management contract relationship of mixed advanced production relations.
Aunt Wang is an old widow and doesn't like to use maids. The two little second brothers just fit the eldest mother's spleen and stomach. These two, one is called the small top and the other is called the small bottom.
Little top and little bottom are not their real names, but a bit like manager, clerk and the like. But it's not exactly a job title. The behavior of the people of the Song Dynasty was not particularly unrestrained, but the madness of the mouth cannon firepower of the people of the Song Dynasty was the best in ancient and modern China and abroad. This small top and small bottom are actually the popular Tan-Beauty-Glass-Glass-Wind of JJ Literature Network in later generations.
The top is to attack, and the bottom is to receive. Aunt Wang is actually a senior rotten girl.
It was not so strange in ancient times. The so-called dirty Tang stinky man is said to be the favorite of the big landlords and celebrities of the Han Dynasty*** This chrysanthemum is of course stinky land, so it is a stinky man. This style of beauty prevailed in the Han Dynasty and not in the Song Dynasty. But the Han people are not embarrassed to openly shout people on the street.
Song people can be very calm and say in public every day, "Xiaodi, your Xiaoding calls you home for dinner!" "So the mouth of the Song people is the most trendy and IN.
This Wu Song climbed over the wall and touched into Wang Ji's backyard before dawn, and the two Tanmei teenagers who signed a contract with Wang Po and Wang Ji Studio did not have such a keen five senses as Kuai Fei, and when they didn't notice it, they had already been turned over one by one and tied into three human meat dumplings.
Wu Song was not in a hurry to coerce Wang Po to comply, and slipped up to the attic alone and carefully touched the wooden floor.
According to Ah Lian's confession, the fat Gundam mage shook the floor, smashed the doors and windows and flew away. Wu Song thought that he could penetrate the door panels and window lattices, but he didn't have the strength to shake the wooden floor under his feet. This is his biggest knot today, if you don't figure it out, you can't figure it out in your heart!
I groped around the floor, and sure enough, I found something strange.
The floor did bear the marks of the impact of the end of the staff a few days ago. But the mark was not a broken plank, nor was it a deep dent. Just some pretty pediatric scratches.
Speaking of which, that fat mage who claims to be called Zhishen should be a bluffing liar?
This is good news for Wu Song. Heroes and heroes can't stand being the most powerful than themselves. Since he is a liar, it is easy to do, and when he turns around, he will go to Daxiangguo Temple to expose his details, so that he will not dare to swagger and deceive him again in the future.
After figuring out the "truth" that had happened in the attic a few days ago, Wu Song's mood turned cloudy and clear. turned around and went downstairs, and it didn't take much effort to bluff this Wang Lady into trembling, and swore allegiance to her.
So Little Top and Little Bottom were sent out to buy pigs.
Wu Erlang took this Aunt Wang and went up to the attic again, looking condescendingly at the backyard of the Wu family. Erlang is really a little worried, and the eldest brother and sister-in-law stay at home alone. Such an arrangement is also convenient for Erlang to take care of this slightly cowardly brother nearby.
Unexpectedly, when he returned to the attic, there was an additional Taoist priest in the attic......
"Why is Brother Sheng here too?" Wu Song's attitude towards Gongsun Shengde was a little cold.
He is also slightly familiar with Gongsun Sheng, and calling him Brother Sheng is considered to give him face. It's not really about being his little bottom.
This layer of cold and polite relationship is widely known in later Hong Kong films. For example, everyone is a brother under Brother Hong Xing, and of course they sincerely respect Big Brother. But the third brother's attitude towards the second brother is very polite and indifferent. In fact, this is such a Tao, so Erlang's attitude towards this Taoist priest is tepid and indifferent.
"The channel is here, so naturally there is something important. Brother Wu, please rest assured, if I go to do my own business, I will definitely not get in the way of my brother's business. ”
"Humph!" Of course, Wu Song would not believe what this Taoist priest said.
A few days ago, a monk and mage came to my family to ask Ah Lian to confess, and it was so coincidental that another Taoist priest came.
The devil would believe that there was nothing involved here.
Wu Song snorted coldly and said in a deep voice, "If Brother Sheng also wants to come and fight my sister-in-law, you have to think about it in advance." Wu Dagui has these fists in his hands, but he is not a vegetarian. ”
Not eating a vegetarian diet is naturally a meat cut. If you open the meat with your fist, even if you don't beat people to death, you will at least have to fight with blood.
The meaning of these words, how Gongsun Sheng didn't understand.
So he sneered, "Brother Wu's face, the brothers on the Cangzhou Road in Hebei, who dares not to give it!" Poor Dao is just a matter of coming and seeing, seeing. If you really want to attack your sister-in-law, and ask Brother Wu to put this heart back in his stomach, Poor Dao will definitely ask Brother Wu in advance about his intentions before he can make a move. ”
Saying this, it also gave Wu Song enough face.
Wu Song had no reason to forcibly take away this uninvited demon way.
Next, seeing that some beautiful spring light was about to shine in the back kitchen of the Wu family, Wu Song hurriedly closed the window and prevented Gongsun Sheng from continuing to look at it.
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