Chapter 22: Fighting to Defeat Buddha Wu Dalang [Medium]

Along with the bonfire, there was a flood of exclamations from the peopleβ€”I had heard this ghost and god story for most of my life, and now I finally saw 'life'!

But this fire is made out of thin air, and it is actually very simple to put it bluntly. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

However, it is to light a few pots of charcoal first, and when it is at its peak, pour some lamp oil on the bottom of the pot [try not to pour it on the charcoal], and then immediately seal it and place it on the 'altar', and when the fighting begins, then Fahai will pick up the covers one by one with a Zen staff.

Although this is just a use of the common 'resurgence' phenomenon in life, after a simple package, it still frightens the ancient audience who do not know the truth.

Buddhists, in particular, immediately knelt down and prostrated – and many more, of course, craned their necks and widened their eyes in anticipation of something more magical.

And the two people in the center of the altar did not disappoint them, only to see Pang Chunmei standing in front of Fahai, stretching out her arms, looking up at the sky, and said loudly: "Red dust is like a prison, all living beings are suffering, reincarnation is not endless, sorrow is endless, pity my world, there is a god descending from heaven, there is no biological mother, vacuum hometown!" Duh~! ”

As her last 'duh' word came out, she heard a loud bang, and a brilliant spark burst out behind the two of them, rushing up a foot high, and then scattered within a radius of several meters, but those sparks did not go out, but condensed into a burning 'swastika' on the ground.

"Miracles, what miracles!"

"The Bodhisattva descends to earth, this fairy girl must be a Bodhisattva!"

"I didn't expect Master Fahai's junior sister to have such mana!"

Not to mention the lively people, even those little novices were dumbfounded-they originally thought that this time the fighting method was the same as before, and they were also fighting with their mouths, but they thought that the master and aunt really had such immortal methods.

But in fact, in their eyes, Master Fahai, who was wise and martial, was complaining at this time, because Wu Kai only explained his lines and actions, but he didn't tell him that the sparks from the sudden eruption would fall on his head!

Pang Chunmei is better, after all, it is far away and has a light veil to cover her head, but Fahai was immediately burned on his head, and he also lost his strong endurance, and knew that this was the critical moment for him to become famous, and he must not make a difference, so he gritted his teeth and endured it desperately.

It's just that when it's his turn to perform, the verses he reads are inevitably a little less peaceful and a little more poignant.

"Amitabha!"

I saw that the monk Fahai pointed the Zen staff in his hand to the center of the 'swastika', and waited for the medicine twist wrapped around the head of the stick to spew sparks, and hurriedly raised it high above his head, and said with words in his mouth: "Everything has a way, such as a dream bubble, like dew and electricity, it should be viewed as such!" The mighty Heavenly Dragon, the Buddhas of Boruo, should be read by me, and the demon Wu Dalang will be captured into the battle! ”

In fact, Fahai still hasn't figured out which Buddhist scripture the last two lines come from, and what does it have to do with the previous Diamond Sutra.

But this is the heavenly dragon and the Buddhas, and it is very good to bluff people, so after he finished reciting the incantation, the people of the whole street held their breath and stared at the sparkling Zen staff, for fear of missing any wonderful shots.

But in the midst of all the anticipation, the spark on the Zen staff was extinguished!

What's going on?!

Could it be that Master Fahai's spell has failed?!

On the long street, there was an uproar, and even the little novices began to be at a loss, untilβ€”

"Hahahaha!"

A burst of wanton laughter suddenly sounded, and then someone said proudly: "Little monk, you don't have to bother to ask the 'Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, Boruo Buddha' to help, haven't I already come!" ”

As he spoke, everyone realized that not far in front of Fahai, there was a man in a white robe standing - but the eyes of the thousands of spectators widened, and no one knew how he appeared on this altar!

Because during the rehearsal, there was no mention of Wu Kai's appearance, so even Fahai, who was the main actor, was taken aback, so much so that he stammered a little when he read the lines: "You ...... You, you, you, you're that demon Wuda?! ”

This short man who suddenly appeared, who else could it be if it wasn't Wu Dalang?

As for the method of his sudden appearance, it is actually very simple to say, but he put on a black cloth, secretly hid at the door, and waited until Fahai recited the spell and raised the fire Zen staff, attracting everyone's attention, and then quietly came to the predetermined position and took off the black cloth on his body.

In the face of Fahai's 'questioning', Wu Kai put his hands behind his back and said with a sassy smile: "Yes, I am Wuda, but ......"

"You wicked, you don't die quickly!"

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Pang Chunmei, who received the code, was coquettish, and then stretched out her arms, looked up at the sky again, and recited loudly: "Red dust is like a prison, all living beings are suffering, reincarnation is not endless, sorrow is endless, pity my world, there is a god descending from heaven, there is no mother, vacuum home...... Yes~! ”

Just when everyone thought that the wonder of the fire tree and silver flowers would appear again, Pang Chunmei suddenly screamed and fell to the ground, and then rolled while wailing!

At that time, more than half of the people were stunned, what kind of moth was this, how could the fairy girl's spell not be cast, but fell to the ground and screamed? !

"Senior sister? Sister?! ”

I heard Fahai shout anxiously twice, and then 'roared' at Wu Kai: "What did you do?!" Also, you have obviously been trapped by the Nine Yin and Nine Yang Demon Punishment Array, how can you still have the strength to hurt my junior sister?! ”

I have to say that as a person who has been eating by mouthing for a long time, Fahai's acting skills are quite good, these lines are full of emotion, and all emotions such as anger, worry, and disbelief are rendered extremely well.

Wu Kai secretly praised him in his heart, then raised his head and laughed: "Hahahaha...... Your formation should be inherited from the King of Fudo Ming, and it can suppress all the demons and demons in the world, but who told you that the deity is an evil demon and a demon?! ”

"You...... You, you, you......"

Fahai took a few steps back, pointed at Wu Kai in a panic and said, "Are you ......?"

"Not bad! The deity is the great disciple of the early Tang Dynasty saint monk Xuanzang, who has already proved Bodhi and achieved the golden body of the Buddha before he was reincarnated! ”

Although none of the people present had heard of the legend of Tang Seng, this did not prevent them from exclaiming in disbelief - how could this vicious Wu Dalang claim to be the reincarnation of the Buddha?!

But no matter whether others believe it or not, Master Fahai immediately 'believed', knelt on the ground without saying a word, kowtowed, and said: "Amitabha, but it turned out to be fighting to defeat the Buddha in person!" The little monk is ignorant, and he suddenly offended the Buddha, which is really a crime that deserves death! ”

No way?!

Could it be that Wu Dalang is really the reincarnation of the Buddha, and this fight to defeat the Buddha sounds so powerful and domineering!

Just when the people were half-believing and arguing, someone suddenly pointed at Wu Kai and shouted: "Look, Wu Dalang's body is glowing!" ”

Everyone looked at it, didn't it, Wu Kaizhou's body was lit up with dazzling golden light, and his feet were even more cloudy, and he really looked like a god and Buddha descending from a distance!

"Bold!"

At this time, I heard Fahai turn around and roar angrily: "The golden body of the Buddha is here, and you evil obstacles are still not kneeling, do you want to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors?!" ”

Although he shouted this to the apprentices, he saw that the little novices knelt down one after another, and some blindly obedient people also quickly knelt on the ground, and then led more people, and after a few breaths, no one dared to stand on this long street!

At the same time, Pang Chunmei also quietly got up from the ground and knelt beside Fahai - in fact, her screams and struggles just now, in addition to setting off Wu Kai's high mana, were also to take the opportunity to throw rosin into the brazier, and so far, it seems that she has done quite well.

And seeing the crowd of people on the street who were overwhelmed by the black press, Wu Kai's pride in his heart can be imagined, and he almost reveled in this frenzied atmosphere, but fortunately, the choking pine fragrance reminded him that if he didn't finish the lines quickly, the aperture on his body would disappear.

So Wu Kai hurriedly hung his throat and said in an empty and lonely tone: "I didn't expect you, a little monk, to have heard of the name of the deity!" To tell you the truth, although the deity has cultivated the golden body of the Buddha hundreds of years ago, he violated the precepts because of his murderous nature, and was sealed by the Buddha with all his mana and knocked down the mortal dust. ”

"What?!"

Fahai couldn't help but exclaim at this time: "You were sealed by the Buddha? Can...... But didn't you just break my demon array? Can you even break the seal of the Buddha now?! ”

Everyone was also shocked when they heard this, could it be that even the ancestor of the Ten Thousand Buddhas couldn't balance this martial arts?!

"Neither nor not!"

I saw Wu Kai shaking his head and said: "I have gone through the ninth reincarnation, this life is the tenth life, I should have been miserable all my life, old and dead on the streets, but I didn't expect that the demon Venerable Rahu was afraid that after I reshaped the golden body, it would greatly enhance the strength of the Buddhist sect, and he secretly lowered the demon Ximen Qing, intending to harm me!" ”

Wow~

There was another uproar on the long street, first Wu Dalang revealed that he was the reincarnation of the Buddha, and now even Ximenqing has become a demon and descended, and there are so many gods and demons hidden in this small YG county - for a while, everyone didn't know whether to feel honored or afraid.

However, in view of what Ximen Qing does on weekdays, it is easier to believe that he is the devil than the reincarnation of Wu Dalang's living Buddha.

I heard Wu Kai continue: "Under the calculation of the demon, the deity almost lost his soul, but because of this, he recovered some mana by mistake, and he was able to summon the heavenly thunder and kill the demon Ximenqing!" It's just that...... Ay~! ”

Wu Kai sighed and said with a lonely face: "It's just that I also violated the Buddha's decree because of this, and I can't reshape the golden body in the future!" So from today onwards, there will be no more fighting to defeat the Buddha, and all you have in front of you is just an ordinary man! ”

In the midst of countless exclamations and regrets, the golden Buddha light seemed to dim a little.

At this time, Wu Kai's face suddenly became gloomy again, and he sneered: "But since the deity has become a mortal, he doesn't care about making more killings, if anyone wants to avenge that demon, just come to me!" ”

As he spoke, he flicked his sleeves and turned around.

The perfect curtain call!

It seems that he is really condescending to be an assistant director.

But just when Wu Kai was about to cross the threshold with a proud step, an accident suddenly happened-

"Master, please stay!"