Chapter 1291: How to Persuade
"Holy Lord, why don't you let Tang Xiaohou be a lobbyist?"
It is not easy to convince the Chenose Khan, Wang Renyou has already seen this, so he is very good at finding time to make this request, he wants to embarrass Tang Zhou, watching Tang Zhou encounter a problem and not be able to solve it, it will make him feel very happy. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
As soon as Wang Renyou said this, Cheng Yanjin immediately pouted: "Why don't you go?" ”
Cheng Biting Jin is spent on Wang Renyou, no matter who Wang Renyou really wanted to deal with before, anyway, now he Cheng Biting Jin is going to fight against Wang Renyou.
Cheng Biting Jin shouted like this, Wang Renyou's face was slightly embarrassed, and then he sneered: "The solution was thought up by the little marquis, of course the little marquis has to be a lobbyist." ”
When Li Zhi saw the two of them come out, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, why couldn't these two people let themselves live in peace?
He glanced at Tang Zhou and asked, "Tang Aiqing, what do you mean?" ”
Tang Zhou bowed his hand slightly and said: "Since Wei Guogong has spoken, the minister will take over this task, otherwise if it is really handed over to Wei Guogong, when all countries come to court, he may not be able to pry the mouth of the car-nosed khan." ”
Tang Zhou is not a person who allows people to bully casually, he gave a counterattack, and he hit it very beautifully, he was obviously saying that Wang Renyou didn't have the ability, so he could only let him do it.
Wang Renyou was anxious, and just wanted to refute, but suddenly realized that this was a trap for Tang Zhou, if he said that he had this ability, then Tang Zhou would definitely say that since you have this ability, then you should persuade the Chebi Khan.
In this way, the hot potato came back to him.
He's not stupid, so he won't be fooled.
was said by Tang Zhou, Wang Renyou didn't speak, and everyone next to him couldn't help but snicker when they saw this, this Wang Renyou actually admitted that he had no ability, which was really ridiculous.
Tang Zhou's words are absolutely unspeakable, no matter how Wang Renyou answers, it will make him very unbearable.
The matter was settled, Li Zhi was also a little tired when he saw this, and after waving his hand to let people retreat, he went directly to Concubine Na's residence.
The ministers left the palace one after another, but Gao Kan suddenly caught up with Tang Zhou.
"Tang Xiaohou ......"
Gao Kan chased after him, and Tang Zhou smiled: "Is there anything wrong with General Gao?" ”
Gao Kan hesitated for a moment and said, "There are some things I want to talk to the little marquis." ”
Tang Zhou was really a little surprised to see Gao Kan taking the initiative, because since last night, this Gao Kan hadn't spoken to him much, why did he suddenly become enthusiastic after returning to the royal ranch?
However, everyone was enthusiastic, and Tang Zhou was no longer cold to others, and said, "I don't know what General Gao wants to say?" ”
"It's about the Chenose Khan, this person is very stubborn, it's not easy to convince, I don't know what method the little marquis wants to use to convince him?"
Seeing that Gao Kan was just worried about this problem, Tang Zhou shrugged: "There is no one in this world who is difficult to convince, and the Chebi Khan is no exception, before sunset today, he will definitely surrender." ”
Hearing Tang Zhou say such big words, Gao Kan's arrogant temperament suddenly rose again, and he discussed things with Tang Zhou in a good manner, but he said this, did he look down on himself?
Gao Kan forcibly suppressed the unhappiness in his heart, and said: "Since the little marquis has already made a plan, then Gao will wait for the good news of the little marquis." ”
Tang Zhou smiled and nodded: "General Gao is waiting for the news." ”
Saying this, Tang Zhou suddenly asked, "Has General Gao heard the joke?" ”
"Jokes?" Gao Kan was a little puzzled, why did all of a sudden, Tang Zhou mention the joke?
"yes, it's the kind of little joke that has a lot of meaning and sounds like it's funny."
Gao Kan was still confused, and asked, "What did the little marquis say about this?" ”
"That's the case, Ben Hou suddenly remembered a joke and wanted to tell General Gao about it, but he didn't know if General Gao had heard it, so he didn't know whether he should tell it or not."
Gao Kan sighed and said, "I've never heard any jokes, if the little marquis wants to tell it, you might as well tell it." ”
Seeing that Gao Kan had never heard a joke, Tang Zhou was really speechless, but he didn't waste much time, after Gao Kan finished saying this, he directly began to speak: "There is a person surnamed Lu, very good at talking, there is a woman living in his neighbor, usually not good at talking and laughing, always cold, after a friend of Lu Mou knew, he asked Lu Mou, is he able to say a word, make the woman laugh, and say another word, make the woman angry." ”
Speaking of this, Tang Zhou glanced at Gao Kan, and saw that Gao Kan didn't have any reaction to the joke he said, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and then continued: "Lu said what is so difficult, one day, the woman was standing in front of the door to rest, and there happened to be a dog lying next to her, then Lu ran over, and suddenly knelt down to the dog and shouted Lord, the woman saw that Lu actually called Dog, and immediately couldn't help laughing, but at this time, Lu suddenly knelt down to the woman and shouted Mother. ”
Speaking of this, Tang Zhou glanced at Gao Kan again, but Gao Kan still had a sad face, and did not feel funny at all, Tang Zhou was a little speechless, he told jokes, in fact, he just wanted to see if this Gao Kan would laugh, he felt that what he said was already very good, but he didn't react at all, and couldn't help but shake his head secretly.
This guy probably can't really laugh.
Helpless, Tang Zhou could only give up.
Tang Zhou didn't continue to speak, but Gao Kan suddenly asked, "Is the woman angry in the end?" ”
Tang Zhou shook his head: "What do you say?" ”
Gao Kan pursed his lips: "How do I know about the jokes you told yourself." ”
Tang Zhou felt that Gao Kan was hopeless, and he had met a lot of people, but he was smart and smart like Gao Kan, but he was a person who couldn't be amused, and it was really the first time he had seen him.
Tang Zhou suddenly didn't want to deal with Gao Kan, he didn't like to be with people who were not interesting.
Tang Zhou quickened his pace, but he walked too far away, and Gao Kan chased closely behind, and asked, "Little Hou Ye, did that woman get angry in the end?" ”
Tang Zhou was about to collapse.
"General Gao, I'm telling a joke, okay, if you don't laugh, how can I continue to tell it?"
Gao Kan was very aggrieved: "But I don't think there's anything funny about this?" ”
Tang Zhou was speechless.
"Isn't it funny? Lu called the dog master, called the woman's mother, what do you say is the relationship between the woman and the dog? ”
As soon as Tang Zhou explained this, Gao Kan finally understood a little, and then it took a long time to understand, and after he understood what the relationship between the woman and the dog was, he finally couldn't help laughing.
"Call the dog father, call the woman's mother, isn't that woman the dog's wife?" Ancient meaning, Ye is the meaning of father.
Gao Kan laughed, but when he turned his head, he didn't see Tang Zhou's figure, it turned out that Tang Zhou couldn't help but leave when he saw him so unenlightened, Gao Kan pouted, he wasn't so stupid, right?
But thinking of the joke Tang Zhou said just now, he couldn't help laughing again, don't say it, this joke is really funny, Gao Kan felt that he should collect more jokes to listen to. (To be continued.) )