Chapter 412: The second step is to pit the devil or something
Bai Gongju has been really bored with them for the past two days, and he really taught the art class that the devil wants to pit out, this product has a high degree of education, and he is originally a returnee from studying abroad, so it is really easy to give a lecture.
According to him, he learned this from Brother Feng, and he applied what he learned and promoted it to the majority of his fellow pit devils.
No, they came over when they received the news that there was a devil, and they went into a shop opposite, and he really felt a sense of accomplishment when he watched his unknown apprentice play his trick devil art so slippery.
This thing has not forgotten that he was a teacher, and his senior apprentice performed on the opposite street, so he immediately seized the opportunity to give a live lecture to the soldiers. The fighters also liked to listen to him.
Now it's okay, I like to look at the outfit. Forced to run into love clothes. forced, so Mr. Bai had something to say.
And across the street, the scene of the incident is here.
The devil soldier Cao put fifty oceans into a small cloth bag, and ran over to offer it to the old man's hands. I was secretly glad that they didn't eat the fourteen remaining sweet fruits, and if they did, the money would not be enough, and it would be really troublesome.
But he soon learned that it was just as troublesome for them not to eat.
Devil Army Cao handed it over with both hands, and said with a smile: "Uncle, 50 oceans, you can take it well." ”
The old man took the small cloth bag and checked it to test its weight. He nodded and said, "Okay, I won't order the quantity." If you dare to lie to me, the next time I see you, I'll throw a drug grenade at you. ”
Dizzy, this old man is too ruthless, the devil army Cao wiped his sweat, fortunately, we were honest and did not deduct him.
Devil Army Cao hurriedly answered: "No, no, absolutely not, why don't you always open it and count it in person?" ”
He's really afraid of this kind of old immortal, half of his body is in the ground, but he still has to pull them with the young ones, but he still has the conditions to pull you, which is terrible.
It's better not to mess with him than not. If one day he walks on the road and he really gives you a grenade while you are unprepared, oh my God!
The old man put the cloth bag around his waist, oh my God! We're also rich, and this feeling is really different.
The old man crooked for a moment before saying, "Now, we should come and settle the account you kicked me, let me ask you, do you recognize this account?" ”
Dizzy! Devil Army Cao, that hate! It's been so long, and you thought you forgot? Who knows that what should come will come after all, and it seems that it is not okay to bully the old man with a poor memory.
"Okay, you keep talking! How much does it take? Devil Scout Cao said helplessly.
The old man didn't say it directly, but said: "In our China, it's disrespectful to beat the elderly, forget it, you little devil don't understand, you just need to know the sin is serious, and I can't open my mouth to ask for money, so be it!" I give you three options! ”
As soon as the devil army Cao heard this, he felt bad, and he couldn't figure out that his kick was more expensive than those sweet fruits.
Look, from this, you can see the inhuman nature of the little devil. Is there a comparison between this person and dozens of sweet fruits?
"You keep saying, what's the choice?" The devil soldier Cao pretended to be pitiful.
The old man glanced at him and said, "Okay, I'll tell you about the little old man." The first one is, you asked me to blow up this grenade, and I didn't run, just stand here, and you beat my little old man to death with a gun. What do you think? ”
"Eh, why did you go back to the starting point again, I heard that the starting point is to read books...... Alas! Look, I'm so scared that I'm talking nonsense, I'm afraid of you, okay? If you don't choose this, do you say the second one, and say the second one? "The devil soldier Cao is really afraid of him, do you know that you, a dead old man, are not afraid of death? Don't scare me, can you?
"Okay, I'll say the second one, the second one, you let me blow up this grenade, and then you don't kill me, take the money and let me buy you the antidote, and I will buy it for you, and I won't charge you a fee, how about it?"
Devil Scout Cao is speechless! You damn old man, if you don't up today, you won't stop, will you? Two of them, both of them are going to blow him up, although the second one is not fatal, but it will cost five small yellow croakers to be fried!
The devil soldier Cao said weakly: "Uncle, I beg you, is there anyone who doesn't need to up?" ”
If the third one still wants to blow him up, this little devil Jun Cao doesn't know what to do.
The old man decisively picked up his words and said, "Okay, seeing that you are so afraid of being bombed, then I will endure this breath and stop bombing you." ”
Devil Scout Cao's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Really? Alas! Uncle, you are really a good person! I can't thank you enough. Thank you! ”
Devil Army Cao's heart has finally been put down, as long as it doesn't get bombed. But he always felt that it would not be that simple.
Sure enough, the old man answered: "Eh, don't thank me first, I haven't finished my words yet!" I didn't take this beating in vain, if I don't blow you up, you will be beaten in vain, and this breath will also make me suffocated to death, you see I'm so old. I can't hold my breath, so you have to give me a satisfactory explanation to make my breath smooth, or I won't see you on the street one day, in order to get angry, I will be impulsive, you know, I am easy to be impulsive, this impulse will be given to you, you don't want to, right? ”
"Uh-huh." The devil soldier Cao nodded, knowing that the old man was about to show his hole cards.
The old man continued: "If I blow you up, you will have to spend five small yellow croakers to buy an antidote in order to save your life, right?" ”
"Uh-huh!" The devil soldier Cao continued to nod, he felt that this old man was so annoying.
The old man didn't care what he thought, and finally said, "Since you have to spend five little yellow croakers anyway, and you are so afraid of being bombed, so be it!" I won't blow you up, you can just give the five little yellow croakers to the little old man, so that my anger will be smoothed, and you will not be bombed. Who do you give money to and not to give? Right? What do you think? ”
"Huh?" Devil Scout Cao Xuan. Forced.
The other little devils were dumbfounded.
Wu Hanqing couldn't believe it, this little old man was too ruthless, and after talking for a long time, it turned out that he wanted the lion to open his mouth?
The smile on the face of the devil soldier Cao froze there.
In the shop on the opposite street, Mr. Bai couldn't help but sigh and said to the soldiers: "Do you see it? Wealth! It's a pity that I'm a little older, or I would have the idea of taking him to the devil. You say, how did he come up with the idea of using this to talk about things? With this statement, it is not abrupt to ask for five small yellow croakers, and it seems to be taken for granted. ”
Opposite, the scene of the incident.
The devil army Cao finally woke up from his stunned state, and said a little like pleading: "Uncle, I really don't have that much money!" You're good, take less, right? I beg you! ”
PS: The second chapter is sent! There will definitely be one today! Wake up at dawn and start coding! How many yards can be stacked! Let's see if I can upload 10,000 today.