The sun rises and the sun sets. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info This is the Chinese has followed the life guidelines for thousands of years, and the Eastern Han Dynasty people are naturally the same.

In the morning, when the first rays of sunlight shine on the earth, everyone walks out of the house in good spirits to welcome the new day.

In the northern suburbs of Yingyin City, many people are a little depressed, and if you look closely, everyone is wearing fashionable panda glasses, and from time to time they look at a fenced courtyard with resentful eyes.

It was Guo Jia's courtyard.

Last night, Guo Jia made a fuss on the roof, causing all the neighbors to sleep well.

After careful consideration and lying down (forced to be helpless), Guo Jia chose the most magical move in the legend of martial arts, Mount Tai (free fall), and fell back to the ground in an extremely chic posture (butt hit the ground first).

So Guo Jia's butt is one layer thicker (swollen) than the original!

"Shhh ……”

Guo Jia, who was asleep, rolled over, accidentally pressed his buttocks, and directly gasped and woke up.

"Damn chick, don't let me see you next time, otherwise the master will definitely make you look good!" Guo Jia's tone was fierce and his expression was fierce.

Of course, he has always been only responsible for making cruel words, and it is none of his business whether the cruel words can be realized.

Now that he is awake, Guo Jia does not plan to continue sleeping, there are still very important things today, and the military generals have to study them carefully.

"Xiao Mo Xiao Erlang, carrying that schoolbag to school, not afraid of wind and rain, not afraid of the sun ......"

At this time, Guo Jia was squatting in his small courtyard and roasting his nest head, because he was really not used to the ancient stove, he had to add firewood and puff up, which was very troublesome, and after he finished cooking last time, his whole face was blackened.

So Guo Jia simply built a shelf with stones in the yard and roasted something directly on it to eat.

This morning's roasted two wowotou, said to be wowotou, but in fact, Guo Jia didn't know what kind of grain was made of.

The only thing that can be determined is that the raw material is coarse grains, because the taste of the nest is really not good, Guo Jia can only comfort himself: this thing is a healthy food in the 21st century, and some people name it "Remembering Bitter Beets", which is not something that can be eaten casually.

The wowotou is roasted until golden brown, and it will also exude the fragrance of grain, and it is crunchy, and it is "rattling" and "rattling" when you bite it, and it is still good food in general.

Guo Jia ignored the hot hands, ate it while it was hot, and hummed: "Oh! It's hot, it's hot, it's hot! Oh! Delicious, delicious, delicious! "It's like eating delicacies from the mountains and the sea.

Of course, Guo Jia will eat very well, because eating in the Eastern Han Dynasty is a status symbol.

Ordinary people only eat two meals a day, if they are a big family, they can eat three meals a day, Guo Jia also heard that Emperor Ling of Han in Luoyang can eat four meals a day. Every time he thought of this, Guo Jia couldn't help but quip: "I used to be the emperor when I had supper, so wouldn't I be the emperor and his father when I ate five meals!" ”

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After eating and drinking, Guo Jia rolled up his sleeves and prepared to show his world-shattering magic skills and crying ghosts.

But before he could make a move, a man and a horse appeared in front of him, tall and majestic, and the man was extraordinary. Without waiting for Guo Jia to react, he immediately grabbed him on the shoulder, Guo Jia flew into the air, and when Guo Jia reacted, he had already landed in the back seat of the horse.

"Sister, can you tell me in advance the next time you fly a plane?" Guo Jia was dizzy, but this did not prevent him from venting his dissatisfaction.

And the person who rode the horse was naturally Guo Jia's only female friend Zhang Ning.

Today, she is wearing a gold-trimmed black leather light armor, a delicate jade belt around her waist, a black general's shoes on her feet, a red brocade cloak on her body, and her hair is simply tied behind her, heroic and compelling, like the reincarnation of Mulan. Guo Jia's eyes lit up, Zhang Ning still has such a side?

"Flying? What is an airplane? What is the action of opening? Zhang Ning obviously didn't understand Guo Jia's future language.

"Uh...... Flying a plane means that my sister's light skills are very good! Well...... Right! It's just that the light work is very good, and the good ones are like chickens flying in the sky. Belch...... Wrong! It's a phoenix...... Phoenix! Guo Jia secretly sweated, but fortunately he was able to get through.

"Humph! Without further ado, sit tight! Zhang Ning didn't understand what Guo Jia was talking about at all, so he simply didn't pursue it.

"Drive!"

With a soft shout, the horse galloped out.

Guo Jia, who was sitting in the back seat, was unprepared, and his buttocks were already a little uncomfortable, so he almost fell down, and hugged Zhang Ning in a panic.

"It's okay, it's okay." Guo Jia secretly rejoiced, fortunately he was flexible. But the next moment, Guo Jia's face changed, and there seemed to be something wrong with the position of his hand.

Round and full! Despite the light armor of the black skin, Guo Jia could still feel a warm heat spread throughout his body in an instant, making him stunned.

As the horse galloped, the roundness undulated on its own, but it couldn't escape Guo Jia's palm, leaving only a soft and light touch.

Is it there? Even Guo Jia, who rarely touches women, understands something, but he can't take his hand away, reluctant to be soft and warm.

"Don't take it away from me yet! When do you want to touch it? ”

A clear drink hit Guo Jia's ears like thunder, Guo Jia was awake in an instant, his face was a mess, and he was at a loss after taking his two hands away.

Puff -

That's right, Guo Jia fell to the ground stiffly, and his hands were still raised, because there was still a trace of warmth on his hands.

"Giggle......" Maybe Guo Jia's appearance was too funny, Zhang Ning's face was not embarrassed, but he covered his mouth and chuckled. Pulling the reins with one hand, whipping and turning around with the other, skillful kung fu immediately, chic and elegant, didn't seem to mind much about what had just happened.

Of course, as punishment, Guo Jia lost the right to get on the horse, and could only walk behind the horse's ass that was pacing slowly.

Guo Jia did not resist this punishment at all, because his mind was still a little confused, and his two hands were also touching and wiping here, and his palms were constantly sweating.

After a long time, Guo Jia, who calmed down, smiled bitterly, it was really unlucky! Inexplicably, he was caught on a horse, and he didn't even know where to go or what to do. Then he fell off his horse for no apparent reason, and he had to be punished.

It's definitely not a good day to travel!

I don't know how long I walked, Guo Jia's two calves were sore and painful, but he didn't dare to ask a word, so he could only glance around helplessly, but he accidentally found that there was still a trace of redness at the root of Zhang Ning's ear.

Guo Jia suddenly woke up, it turned out that she minded very much after all!

Yes, no matter how strong her martial arts are, how skillful she is with bows and horses, and how heroic she is, she is just a girl.

Shouldn't I take the initiative?