Chapter 260 Three loaves for one life
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But in this day and age, dead people should no longer be normal.
Everyone should do what to do early, come tomorrow to give some gifts to prepare for the funeral, and there are also a few commotion men, thinking that Wu Dalang is dead, whether he can hook up with Pan Jinlian in the future.
The well-informed people don't think about it, but they think more, and they secretly sigh in their hearts that Wuda's death is a little weird......
The hookup between Li Fuyao and Pan Jinlian can deceive Wu Dalang, but he can't deceive the people around him.
I don't dare to say it, because I am afraid of the obscenity of Simon's officials.
And Brother Yun...... This person is not strict-mouthed, and he has a particularly good relationship with Wu Dalang, and the two often walk the streets together.
The night would have been quiet.
However, with the sound of Wang Po's deception, everyone was immediately alarmed.
The corpse is deceitful.
This is no small matter.
Fortunately, people in this era are feudal and superstitious, and they know that there is a way to solve the problem of defrauding corpses, so bold men quickly came out, and there were a few men who had ideas about Pan Jinlian.
Women and children have closed their doors and locked their doors.
Everyone came to Da Lang's baked cake shop to take a look, good guys, Wang Po and Pan Jinlian were lying upright on the ground, and someone stepped forward to touch their noses - well, mainly to touch Pan Jinlian, and they didn't forget to deliberately rub their chests.
I was relieved to find that I was still alive.
So he pinched people.
There was a bold old man among the remaining people, who looked in through the front door, but did not find Wu Dalang's body, and waited for Pan Jinlian and Wang Po to wake up, leaving one person to take care of them, and let one person prepare cold boiled water and white rice porridge, and the rest groped in.
Everyone whispered Wu Dalang's name together.
This is a folk practice.
After the corpse, call the name first, if there is a reaction and then approach, prepare cold boiled water, white rice porridge, and wait for the white rice porridge to basically live.
If there is no response, it means that the soul has not come back and it will hurt people.
At that time, you have to run quickly and find the government to end up.
It's just that everyone walked in and looked at each other - the courtyard was very quiet, the moonlight was cold, and there was no Wu Dalang who deceived the corpse at all.
Scam corpses.
Still running away?
Everyone was immediately frightened, and someone jumped up and ran: "It must be a zombie, hurry, go and notify the government!" ”
The crowd dispersed.
This Nima is terrible, there is still a way to deceive the corpse, and if you become a zombie, no one can deal with it.
You have to invite a monk or a Taoist priest to come.
The princess who woke up was scared enough, but she was thinking about the money that the big officials said about the aftermath, and at this moment, how dare she leave Pan Jinlian, but Wu Dalang has become a zombie, and there is no way to spend the night in the teahouse tonight.
immediately supported Pan Jinlian, and the two of them went to report to the official with one foot high and one foot low.
The corpse turned into a zombie, and when the county uncle heard it, there were zombies under his rule, and this Nima still got it, if it was known by the imperial court, he would not be able to protect his official hat, and he would have to send him to the border.
This Nima is a bad omen!
Immediately sent all the manpower of the county government to Dalang Bakery overnight, and after placing Pan Jinlian and Wang Po, he personally rushed to Bao'en Temple overnight to find senior monks to help.
It is imperative to bring Wu Dalang, who has turned into a zombie, to justice.
As soon as Pan Jinlian and Wang Po fell asleep, they saw Shi Shiran, a big official from Ximen, come to the county office, and smiled very meaningfully, "Little lady, I heard that Wu Dalang has cheated the corpse, this big official came to take a look, tsk, this place is not suitable for a long stay, why don't you go back to the mansion with me, I have also learned some knives, guns and sticks, but I am not afraid of zombies and other ghosts, snakes and gods!" ”
Wang Po nodded in a panic, "Okay, okay, I'm bothering the officials." ”
Pan Jinlian's eyes lit up, hugged Li Fuyao, and deliberately rubbed his hand with his crisp chest, "The big officials want to protect the slave family, the slave family is so scared." Holding Li Fu's hand, he pressed it to his chest, "Look, it's jumping so fast here." ”
Li Fuyao laughed, "Let's go, go home!" ”
It's night, and we share a bed.
As for what happened, a man knows it, but Li Fuyao only opened his brace once, and he didn't dare to indulge too much, after all, Second Brother Wu is coming back, and he has to do a full set of acting.
Anyway, I have to go through a few tricks with Second Brother Wu before surrendering.
This night Qinghe County was very lively.
The people of the government ran all over the city, saying that there were bandits in the city, and asked everyone to close their doors, and the rooster would not crow until dawn tomorrow, and everyone should not go out, and the government would arrest the bandits.
However, the government tossed around for a night, and did not see the shadow of the bandits.
Well, that is, Wu Dalang who turned into a zombie.
Wu Dalang evaporated from the world.
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Outside Qinghe City, in the mountains and forests farther away where Ximen Qingzuo died, in the woods where countless big holes were blasted out by the madwoman's heart, a wooden shed has now been temporarily erected, and all daily necessities are available.
At this moment, there were two people standing outside the tent.
Short man.
A mad woman dressed in white.
Wu Dalang looked a little dazed, looking like where I was and what I was doing, looking at the crazy woman very blankly, even though he was used to seeing his mother-in-law, but the crazy woman in the moonlight still shocked Wu Dalang.
Wu Dalang was shocked by himself, and the crazy woman was not proud, but he was thinking in his heart, why didn't Li Fuyao look at himself with a kind of amazement?
It is said that his appearance is not much worse.
After a long time, he retracted his thoughts: "You probably know what happened tonight, Pan Jinlian and Wang Po are going to poison you - don't get excited, it's useless to be excited, if you appear now, you will be treated as a zombie by the people in the government." ”
Wu Dalang let out a long sigh, tears like rain.
Heart.
After all, she is a woman she loves, she not only cheated on Ximenqing, but even poisoned herself, but it was a little strange, "Who are you, why do you want to help me, and why didn't I die?" ”
The crazy woman thought for a while, "It doesn't matter who I am, can I help you, someone begged me, well, you don't have to be surprised, if you want to thank you, thank you for your kindness and honesty, in fact, you want to thank those three cakes, someone ate your three cakes, so they begged me to help you." ”
Wu Dalang was at a loss.
Three loaves?
There are so many people who eat their own cakes, how do you know who Engong is?
The crazy woman suddenly chuckled a few times: "I have some ability, I can even make this kind of fake death medicine, and I can even deceive you, but I underestimated you before." ”
Wu Dalang was puzzled, "Are you talking about Engong?" ”
The crazy woman said angrily: "Yes, I'm just talking about that big pervert!" ”
Wu Dalang wisely chose to be silent.
The crazy woman still has something to do, and said to Wu Dalang: "You live here first, there is a big worm nearby, I have to find it and dispose of it, so as not to hurt you, don't go to the city if you have nothing to do in the future, someone will replenish it when things run out, as for your lady and Wang Po who are like snakes and scorpions, and Ximen Qing, it is impossible for you to take revenge on them, but rest assured, someone will help you take revenge." ”
There was such a big thing as a corpse fraud, Wu Song of Yanggu County must know that he would definitely come to Qinghe.
I'm afraid this is also Li Fuyao's real purpose.
Save Wu Dalang and lead Wu Song.