If someone asks you, hey, buddy, can you tell me what it's like to rape a stone? Then this person is eighty percent mentally ill, fantasizing that he is a Transformer from the planet Cybertron, and then transforms into a piledriver to rape the Earth in one fell swoop. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info but now someone uses the same words to ask Win Xiaosi, then he will definitely look at you with disdain, and then seven points proud, three points boasting: "I don't feel anything, that's it!" ”

This product is actually just bragging and not making drafts, if it weren't for the protection of nanoworms, our winning officials would have been able to enter the inner palace of the royal city and become civil servants, how can there be five people and six people here.

The scene at that time was like this: just one ten-thousandth of a second before the collision, another function of the nanoworm was inadvertently guided by Ying Xiaosi, that is, to concentrate most of the nanoworms in the blood into a certain part of the body and make it metalized, and the derivative of this high-tech product can be said to be indestructible in this technologically backward time and space, which can be called a divine weapon! So, in a rag flying, Ying Xiaosi was fixed to the granite and could no longer move.

"Shao Sai, this kid is awake!"

The strong man who was lifting the pole in front was taken along, and when he turned around, he just met Ying Xiaosi's innocent eyes, and the strong man rubbed his eyes and repeatedly confirmed that he was not mistaken, and then shouted in surprise.

In fact, it's no wonder that the strong man was surprised, the power of this white haze is well known in the village, if there is no unique evasion method of the barbarian witch clan, even if it is a giant elephant in the mountains, after inhaling the white haze, it will have to sleep for a day and a night! But the bald head in front of him had obviously been unconscious before, but how long had it been before he had already come to his senses, which was simply incredible in the eyes of the barbarian witch clansmen!

"Click, click."

A pair of deerskin boots stopped in front of Win Xiaosi, looking up along his thighs, and Win Xiaosi, who was in an embarrassing situation, finally saw the true face of the pretty girl: willow leaves bent eyebrows, a pair of big eyes showed a charming light from time to time, Qiong's nose was slightly upturned, and the milk-like skin could be blown and broken, and on the slightly upturned corners of the mouth, a small beauty mole hung there playfully, adding a bit of beauty to this girl of the barbarian witch clan!

Stretched out her cold little hand and rolled over the eyelids of Ying Xiaosi, the pretty girl finally determined that Ying Xiaosi was really awake, and the toxicity of the white haze had dissipated in his body for unknown reasons, which was really not good news for the barbarian witch clan, because the white haze was a great weapon for the barbarian witch clan to defend the 100,000 mountains, and now it had not enough effect on this person, which couldn't help but make this barbarian witch young priest vigilant.

"Say, who the hell are you, what are you doing here! Also, what kind of kung fu do you use to adsorb to the rocks, Balang's men are all famous wrestlers in the village, if you don't want to be torn into two knots by them, it's best to put away your kung fu! ”

Huang Li's general voice is indeed pleasant, but the words spoken do not carry the slightest heat, Ying Xiaosi has no doubt that if he doesn't hurry up and let his little brother soften, this girl is really capable of being born and tearing people apart.

But this winner's unique kung fu is a critical moment of grass creation, winning the big official is similar to Duan Yu who has just learned the six-vein divine sword, this trick is out of confusion, and then he snorted for a long time, and he didn't reduce the hardness much, seeing that the young sacrifice in the mouth of others became more and more impatient, Win Xiaosi had to resort to the last trick - full of nonsense.

"Ahem, that, the female benefactor, the poor monk is a monk, who came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to seek scriptures. As for why he came here, that, the poor monk is really helpless, because he is not familiar with the terrain, the poor monk walked and walked and walked and the supermodel came here wonderfully, and then the supermodel met the two hanging brothers wonderfully, and finally was caught by you inexplicably. In addition, the martial arts of the poor monk are self-created, and it is inconvenient for women to observe, so it is okay to collect the merits, and the female donor should also avoid it. ”

"Humph! Dongtu Datang? Seeking scriptures in the West? You don't speak honestly! Do you think that our people have been deep in the mountains for a long time and don't know what is going on outside? There is indeed a Tang Dynasty in the East, since you say that you are a monk of the Tang Kingdom, why do you wear a military uniform of the Yan Kingdom and speak without speaking? Let me ask you again, which monastery in the Tang Kingdom are you placing an order, who is the host, and how many disciples are there! Now look me in the eye and answer right away! ”

This pretty woman is obviously much more careful than Meng Liang Jiaozan, and this series of questions directly pinched Ying Xiaosi's seven inches, and he was so uncomfortable and uncomfortable.

My day, Win Xiaosi feels that what is flying in front of me is the sun, and whether to answer or not is obviously a pit, as long as one sentence is wrong, Win Xiaosi thinks that today next year is estimated to be his death day.

Again, what the old man said makes sense: when you cover up the past with a lie, then you have to cover up your lie with a series of lies. If it is back to the Qin State of the normal channel, then Win Xiaosi will directly come up with a sentence of "Ami Tofu", it is estimated that he will not even hit a stalk, but it doesn't work here, who the knows where this is, in case the Buddhist language is "Ma Mi Ma Mi Coax"!

At this extremely urgent moment, our win official suddenly had a compassionate smile on his face, although his hands were tied, but he still wanted to pose a common gesture for Buddha statues in the temple, and wanted to use the kind of gesture that pointed a few fingers to the sky and a few fingers to the ground, representing this and that meaning to fool the past, but in a hurry, he couldn't remember how the gesture was placed, and after the arrangement, Win Xiaosi realized that he seemed to be wrong.

I'm rubbing, what's the situation, the left hand is a very six plus one, and the right hand is a yo yo Chek trouble! This must have been crazy before it came in.

However, this can be regarded as having its own providence in the dark, and the gesture made by Ying Xiaosi does have an unusual meaning in the barbarian witch clan, the thumb, index finger, and little finger point to the sky, representing respect for God, respect for spirits, and respect for ancestors; The middle finger and ring finger refer to the ground, representing respect for people and love for things; If you hold your hand empty, it means that you are inclusive.

In the entire barbarian witch clan, there are only two people who have seen this gesture, that is, the pretty girl and her sacrificial father, and the person who uses this gesture is the most mysterious barbarian witch in the clan!

Seeing this gesture, and then thinking of the fat boy's abnormal performance, and finally adding Ying Xiaosi's smile that everything was silent, the pretty girl finally suppressed the curiosity in her heart, and decided to take this strange person back to the village, so that the barbarian witch in the clan could meet this strange monk who was full of weirdness.

At this time, the two strong men who pulled to no avail, as if they had suddenly opened their minds, and the two of them lifted up with the strength of "hey, hey", and finally pulled the large radish out of the granite!

"Yikes! Obscene monk! "Immediately followed by a five-fingered mountain cut to win the little four, the face is full of peach blossoms!

I rub! Do you blame me for this? I've said it all, avoid! Avoid!