Ruoying hurriedly took off her clothes, ran out, and said to Su Xiaoliu through the curtain: "Sixth Master, you quickly put on your clothes, and when they bring the barrel, you will ...... Oops, you really are! She said, stamping her foot angrily and remorsefully. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

[Netizen]: Xiaoliu, I'm really convinced!

[Netizen]: It's silent, it's pretty fast, it seems that I often eat "fast food" outside!

[Netizen]: The nouns upstairs, pure I don't understand!

[Netizen]: How does the camera move down?

[Netizen]: Haha, I also want to see how Xiaoliu is doing!

[Netizen]: It's hard to watch **** once, Xiaoliu, move the camera down!

"Think beautifully!" Su Xiaoliu hurriedly covered the key parts, "I was in a hurry to take off my pants because they were too wet and too uncomfortable to stick to my legs!" I'm going to take a shower later.,I don't know how to turn off this live screen.,Everyone.,Wait for everyone to consciously turn off the computer screen for an hour.,It's considered to contribute to carbon-free environmental protection.,Okay? ”

[Netizen] :(proud) I use a mobile phone client, not on the computer screen!

[Netizen] :(angry) gelding, your live broadcast didn't start on time, and now you have to take a shower, and you have to turn off the screen?

[Netizen]: That is, if you dare to turn off the camera and not let us see it, we will report you!

[Netizen]: Don't worry, he doesn't know how to close it at all, okay?

[Netizen]: I have a proposal to let Xiaoliu push to the little maid and bathe with her live, how about it?

[Netizen]: Support!

[Netizen]: Strong support!

[Netizen]: Raise your hands in support!

[Netizen]: Raise your hands and feet to support!

[Netizen]: That's it, I'll make an announcement!

[Netizen]: Brother this announcement, is he studying the "communication room" major? Make announcements and run so fast every time!

"Stop making random announcements!" Su Xiaoliu said angrily, "You guys are making announcements so indiscriminately, it's really ruining my reputation!" ”

[Netizen]: Xiaoliu, do you still have a reputation as a person who can't control your trouser belt?

"Alas, you still don't know me," Su Xiaoliu sighed, "Although my cross talk is a bit meaty, but I'm still quite simple!" ”

[Netizen]: Oh -

"Sixth Master," Wakazakura asked outside the house at this time, "Are you dressed?" I'll have to go in and tidy it up, and they'll be carrying the big barrel later. ”

"The pants are wet," Su Xiaoliu looked at the stack of clothes that Ruoying brought in just now, and deliberately teased her, "I don't want to wear wet pants, the new pants you just brought in, I want to wait until they are washed before wearing!" ”

Wakazakura really can't help his scoundrel: "Then you can't be naked, how ugly!" ”

"Is it ugly?" Su Xiaoliu looked down, then looked up outside and asked, "You saw it all just now?" ”

"What do you see?" Ruo Sakura was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly understood what Su Xiaoliu said, her pretty face suddenly turned red with shame, and she hurriedly said, "I didn't see it!" I didn't see anything! ”

Su Xiaoliu knew that she had fallen into his trap, so he deliberately asked again: "Since you haven't seen it, how do you know it's ugly?" ”

"I, I," Wakazakura said, so angry that she stomped her feet like dancing for a long time, and suddenly a flash of thought came to her mind, and a reason to reply came to her mind, "I mean you look naked, as ugly as a shaved pig!" ”

[Netizen]: The little girl's brain is not stupid!

[Netizen]: The brain reaction is quite fast!

[Netizen]: How can she be in the mood to care what her brain looks like! Just want to know what's going on under her head!

[Netizen]: Upstairs, hurry up and push it down!

[Netizen]: The paper towel is ready, Xiaoliu, hurry up!

[Netizen]: It's another towel party! Little Liu, ignore them!

Su Xiaoliu was hungry at this time, where was he in the mood to think about those Fengyue things, he calmly got into the bed, covered himself with the quilt, and then said to Ruo Sakura: "Okay, I'll hide in the quilt!" ”

Wakazakura seemed to be a little unconvinced, first opened the corner of the curtain, squinted her eyes and secretly glanced at it, and saw that Su Xiaoliu was really in the quilt, and only one head came out, so she came in with peace of mind, and began to move some of the furnishings in the house to make room for the big wooden barrel used for bathing.

The eunuchs outside had already boiled the hot water, and the two eunuchs came in with large wooden buckets, placed them in the inner room, and then took the buckets and poured water into the large wooden barrels one by one.

This time, Su Xiaoliu was a little more cautious, he didn't joke with Ruoying in front of these eunuchs, but lay there quietly and watched them work there. Su Xiaoliu gradually accepted the fact that he had entered the palace at this time, and the advice of Zhang Sanlu and others to himself also appeared in his mind from time to time, with the experience of watching palace fighting dramas and the assassination this morning, Su Xiaoliu understood that he seemed to be trapped in a whirlpool of conspiracy. Although he didn't quite understand the origin of this vortex at this time, the danger that had already manifested itself in front of him made him slightly more vigilant.

After the eunuchs had mixed the water, Wakazakura walked in with a small pink brocade bag, and she first tested the temperature of the water with her hands, and when she thought it was suitable, she took out a handful of petals from the brocade bag and sprinkled it in the large wooden bucket.

"Oh?" Seeing the meaningful scene in this costume film, Su Xiaoliu's heart itched again, he looked over, and saw that those eunuchs were not in the outhouse, so he teased Ruo Sakura with a hippie smile, "Petal bath, I like it!" Washing me fragrantly, doesn't it seem that the sixth master is more chic? ”

"Sixth Master, you think too much!" Wakazakura didn't look up at him, still bowing her head and sprinkling flower petals, "Pork is generally too fishy, you have to marinate it with condiments before eating!" You stink like a pig, and you don't have to put some condiments to get rid of the smell? With that, he turned and went out.

"Hey, this little girl!" Su Xiaoliu stood up and quickly jumped to the bucket, and complained, "The little girl with sharp teeth always compares the sixth master with a pig!" Your sixth master looks like such a jade tree in the wind, which pig can compare to me? ”

While speaking, Ruoying walked in with a towel and a huge water scoop, she first stood far away, handed the water scoop to Su Xiaoliu, and said, "Here, Sixth Master!" Buckle down and cover! ”

"Cover what?" Su Xiaoliu pretended to be confused, "Do you cover your head?" ”

"Sixth Master!" Ruo Yingxing's eyes widened, and she said angrily, "If you do this again, the slave won't be able to give you an errand!" ”

"Good, good, good." Su Xiaoliu couldn't bear to embarrass her anymore, so he honestly took the water scoop and pressed it upside down into the water.

It's just that the water scoop is cut with half a gourd, the texture is very light, and it always floats up constantly when placed in the water, Su Xiaoliu wanted to say something more, but when he looked back at Ruo Sakura's displeased look, he stuck out his tongue, and his hands firmly pressed the water scoop to the fixed position in the water.

[Netizen]: Haha, this little girl has a way!

[Netizen]: I'm thinking, why not use durian?

[Netizen]: Haha, upstairs is so bad!

Wakazakura took a towel and approached, silently went to remove Su Xiaoliu's hair first, then twisted some soap powder from a porcelain jar, and began to wash Su Xiaoliu's hair.

Su Xiaoliu pressed the water scoop on his head with both hands, his neck stood straight and straight, and he squinted at Wakazakura behind him, but he could only see her white arms, scrubbing his head, so he felt very bored, and his mouth began to be blind and poor again:

"From a distance, it flickering, and up close, it looks fluttering and far away.

It's not a gourd, it's not a scoop, it's flushed in the water.

Some people say it's two balls, some people say it's like a fish spitting bubbles,

The two bet on the riverside and see, guess what? ”

Ruo Sakura was afraid that he was setting himself up again, so she said with a stiff face: "Don't guess!" ”

"Guess what!" Su Xiaoliu began to use the agitation method, "You definitely can't guess!" ”

"What else can you guess if you can't guess?" Wakazakura didn't fall for him.

"Okay then," Su Xiaoliu said with a bored face, "I'll talk about the individual ones, you don't have to guess!" ”

"Then," Wakazakura asked curiously, "there was no next sentence for that just now?" ”

"Yes, wow." Su Xiaoliu wanted to turn his head to see Wakasakura's expression.

"Don't move!" Wakazakura pressed her hands on his head, "I'm washing, don't move!" ”

"Oh." Su Xiaoliu had no choice but to turn back again, "If you don't guess, then I'll say the next sentence, how boring!" ”

"If you don't say it, forget it." Wakazakura was still very reserved and refused to open her mouth to beg him to say the next word.

Su Xiaoliu shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "Since you're not interested in knowing, then I'll talk about the next one,"

Seeing that he didn't give an answer, Ruo Sakura said with some dissatisfaction: "Where did the sixth master come from so many unreliable crooked poems? ”

"Crooked poetry?" Su Xiaoliu was a little angry, "How can this be called a crooked poem?" This is a set poem, before talking about cross talk, if someone is still whispering, they don't listen to it well. As for me, I'll recite a final poem and draw their eyes to me! ”

"Oh," Wakazakura asked, "what if I'm done reading it, and no one listens?" ”

"Then read another song!" Su Xiaoliu replied casually.

"What if no one listens after reading it?" Wakazakura asked again.

Su Xiaoliu thought for a while and replied, "Then I'll step down!" ”

"Why?" Wakazakura was puzzled, "Just stepped down like this?" Then don't talk about cross talk? ”

"After reading two poems, no one has listened to them," Su Xiaoliu said, "The people sitting in the audience must be deaf, what else do I say!" ”

Wakazakura finally couldn't help laughing, but after laughing, she endured it again.

"Generally speaking," Su Xiaoliu felt a little more relaxed when he saw her smile, "Reciting the last song, the people below will all calm down, after all, they are all here to listen to cross talk, and they are not going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, Balabala will talk endlessly." ”

"Well, yes," Ruoying remembered the finale poem that Su Xiaoliu said during the performance in the morning, "The finale poem you will say today, as soon as you say it, everyone will forget the temper tantrum of Lao Fujin, this poem is actually quite effective!" ”

"Of course," Su Xiaoliu was very proud, "I'm a poet!" ”

"Yikes!" Wakazakura seemed to suddenly remember something, "As soon as you said this 'poet', I suddenly remembered, did you urinate before you entered the barrel just now?" ”

"No?" Su Xiaoliu was confused by her, "What's the matter?" Why pee? ”

"Oops, damn it, how did I forget!" Wakazakura looked regretful.

"No," Su Xiaoliu was even more puzzled, "What's going on?" I don't understand? ”

Wakazakura puffed out of her nose, and said with great annoyance: "I forgot that you, like the old prince, are always incontinent, and you should have been allowed to solve it outside just now." Otherwise, this good bucket of water will be ruined by you like this, how can I wash your hair? ”

"I, I," Su Xiaoliu was speechless, "when did I become incontinent?" ”