Chen Fang originally wanted to get the identity of an eldest brother-in-law by swearing to Ye Qian'er, so as to take the opportunity to "bully" and "bully" Wang Tianlong's brother-in-law, but after thousands of calculations, he never counted that the woman in this era was already skilled, and felt deceived by life, so he couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: "Sister N, can you already have poisonous needles in this era?" ”

Poison needle? Ye Qian'er felt that Chen Fang's words were a little strange, and glanced at Wang Tianlong curiously, but Wang Tianlong also looked inexplicable. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Brother, why do you want to get poison injections?" Ye Qian'er asked curiously.

"Damn, do you still need to ask, of course it's skin tightening, wrinkle removal, and retaining youth and beauty." Chen Fang replied without thinking. One thing is completely overlooked, and that is that women are naturally crazy about beauty.

Sure enough, when she heard such a magical poisonous needle, Ye Qian'er's eyes lit up, grabbed Chen Fang's clothes, and asked excitedly: "Scared, what?" And such a good poison needle? ”

The exaggerated expression almost didn't immediately kneel to save Chen Fang and give her a needle.

"......" Chen Fang was speechless, but Ye Qian'er didn't notice how depressed Chen Fang's expression was, and asked again and again if it was really there.

Chen Fang was like eating bitter gourd raw, the bitterness in his heart, you must know that his original intention was just to express the depression in his heart, but when Ye Qian'er asked him like this, he was even more depressed.

"Sister, it's said that it's a poisonous needle, that's definitely not a good thing, although it can indeed make people look younger, but it has a great effect, the face will be stiff, the corners of the eyes will be slanted, and there will be drooling for no reason, sleeping with a crooked nose, infertility, ......" Chen Fang opened his mouth to have a lot of adverse reactions, as for the authenticity of it, he didn't care about it at all, anyway, the more serious it is, the more serious it is, the more serious it is. Because he was worried that if Ye Qian'er asked him to get an injection for her, he wouldn't know where to cry.

I have to say that Chen Fang's intimidation plan was still very successful, when Ye Qianer heard that there was a 99.9% chance that the injection would be innulate to her chest, causing her chest to become flat, she secretly glanced at her relatively flat chest, took a deep breath, and gave up decisively.

"Oh, by the way, brother, what is the purpose of this bucket you made that doesn't look like a bucket, what is the basin not like a basin for?" Ye Qian'er's attention returned to the steaming bucket.

Chen breathed a sigh of relief and replied, "This is the steaming dragon's." ”

Steamer? The Wang couple looked at each other, both speechless, who would use such a big steamer, at least a dozen catties of rice noodles can be steamed.

Looking at the surprised expressions of the husband and wife, Chen Fang smiled in his heart, this is used to steam Wang Tianlong, a stinky dragon.

Without explanation, Chen Fang began to assemble on the spot.

This set of steaming barrels can be easily divided into three structures.

The top layer is the two meniscus, and when the alignment is stuck together, it is a hollow barrel lid, which can ensure that the head is always out and does not suffer from steaming.

The second part is a barrel body with an opening on the middle side and the bottom side, the two openings are engraved with the words "in" and "out" respectively, and the height of the barrel body is only to the neck of an adult when squatting, but the inner diameter is very large, enough for an adult to sit cross-legged.

The third structure is a wooden basin with a basin lid, and there are also two openings above the basin lid, one of which is engraved with the word "in" has been plugged with a stopper, and the other is engraved with the word "out" and the opening is connected with a macaronian bamboo pole to connect the "in" word in the middle of the barrel body.

A simple earthen stove was built with bricks, and a wooden basin with a lid was placed on the stove. Then Chen Fang took out the wooden stopper, added a sticker of medicinal herbs and half a basin of water from the word "enter" to the wooden basin, and then motioned for Wang Tianlong to sit in the bucket.

"You, you mean to let me sit in the steaming bucket? You're going to steam me. Wang Tianlong's mouth opened wide, and he was very surprised.

"That's right, didn't I tell you earlier that this is a steaming dragon, it's just steaming your dragon." Chen Fang rolled his eyes, but he was secretly happy in his heart.

"No, why?" Wang Tianlong was about to cry, but seeing this, Ye Qian'er burst into laughter, "Brother Wang, look at your cowardice, as soon as you hear it, you know that your brother is scaring you, and you are still fooled." After that, he took Chen Fang's hand and said: "Good brother, you see that you have frightened your brother-in-law, don't scare him anymore, if he pees, it will be his sister." ”

Ah, it scared me. How can there be a reason and a cure for steaming people? Listening to his wife's words, Wang Tianlong breathed a long sigh of relief, but before he finished his breath, Chen Fang said solemnly: "I'm not joking!" ”

"Ahem!" Half a breath was stuck in his throat, and Wang Tianlong was almost not suffocated by his own breath.

Chen Fang's words were light, and falling on the ears of Wang Tianlong and Ye Qian'er was tantamount to putting a thunder in their ears.

No kidding?

The husband and wife glanced at each other, and even Ye Qian'er was anxious at this moment, panicked, and hurriedly asked: "Good brother, why do you want to steam your brother-in-law, your brother-in-law is not a steamed bun, and the meat is also sour, so you can't eat it." ”

"Who's going to eat him?" Chen Fang saw that Wang Tianlong and his wife were so anxious that they were like convulsions, and felt a little funny, this sauna and medicinal bath, in the future generations, oh, yes, they are ancients? Chen Fang shook his head, finding that he was out of time, but he didn't feel guilty at all.

Hehe, I'm scared, who made you refuse to teach me kung fu.

Yes, it's very old-fashioned.

"Brother Wang, Sister Qian'er, don't be in a hurry, listen to me slowly." Seeing that Wang Tianlong and his wife were almost frightened, Chen Fang sorted out his thoughts and said: "There are many ways to detoxify the human body, the main organs are four lungs, kidneys, liver and skin, mainly manifested as defecation, perspiration, lymphatic effusion, human respiration and skin respiration, although I don't know what kind of heavy metal poison is the poison in Brother Wang, but I can clearly know that it is aimed at the blood, and coexists in the blood, so that it does not flow to coagulation, perspiration and full discharge of lymphatic effusion. ”

The lungs, kidneys, liver, and skin These organs Wang Tianlong and Ye Qian'er all know that they also know such vulgar things as defecation, but they don't understand anything about skin respiration and lymphatic effusion.

"So, is there any danger?" Ye Qian'er said worriedly.

"Yes!" Chen Fang nodded, shocking Ye Qian'er, and then continued to say with a solemn face: "If your firewood is added too strongly, you may steam Brother Wang, but it doesn't matter, if it is steamed, then add more fire, and it will be delicious to steam it thoroughly, quack!" ”

An exaggerated strange laugh sounded, and Ye Qian'er and Wang Tianlong realized that Chen Fang was just making a bad joke, and they instantly relaxed a lot.

After Chen Fang repeatedly promised that there would be no danger, Wang Tianlong sat cross-legged in the bucket according to his instructions, put the lid of the bucket like a shackle, and Chen Fang began to light the fire.

seems to be really worried that her husband will be steamed, Ye Qian has been screaming in Chen Fang's ear, "enough firewood", "too much firewood", "too much firewood", etc., and then she simply put Chen aside and added or reduced firewood for her husband, I have to say that she regrets that Wang Tianlong has indeed fulfilled her responsibilities as a wife in this regard. Every time there is only a certain amount of charcoal in the stove, she will pull out the firewood, let the remaining charcoal warm, and from time to time touch the temperature of the wooden basin with her hands, feel that it is too hot, pour a scoop of water on the top of the wooden basin to cool down, and feel that the temperature is too low, add more firewood. The degree of carefulness made Chen Fang envious of Wang Tianlong.

This woman is indeed a good woman.

(In the last few minutes, rushed out!) )