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Late at night.

A small temple in the mountains, a monk and a rat.

The monk is a wine and meat monk, and the rat is a down-and-out rat.

In the stumbling, the gray-haired mouse poked into the melon seeds on its little head and smashed the minced meat on the ground. Zazen took out a roast chicken from the fire, the hot roast chicken rolled back and forth on the left and right hands, Zazen pulled the chicken legs, and chattered: "You, you, Lao Tzu has been in the palace for so many years, but I think about you day and night!" Hey....... ”

The temple is a small temple, but there are several Buddha statues in the middle of the eight classics, solemn appearances, and the wine and meat monks sitting on the ground. Zazen glanced at the Buddha statue with a smile, raised the chicken leg in his hand, and said, "Buddha, Buddha, you don't mind if I eat a chicken leg, right?" If you mind, you can say it, and if you don't, I'll acquiesce to it. ”

The Buddha statue naturally had nothing to say, and Zazen smiled and said, "Amitabha! As soon as the Buddha number was thought, the chicken leg was stuffed into his mouth in a blink of an eye, and the whole roast chicken immediately became a pile of bones under the wind and clouds of zazen. If you look behind Zazen, you will find that there are more than a dozen chicken bones on the ground.

After eating, he burped melodiously, patted his bulging belly and said contentedly: "Pray to God and chant Buddha, until the rooster crows, and hug ...... house."

Zazen hummed obscene lyrics and songs, and lay comfortably on the mustard.

Outside the ruined temple, in the dark night, two women and a man slowly walked. Two women, one old and one young, and the man was an elegant middle-aged man.

"Jing'er, you really want to marry Na Mofei."

You Shijing ignored the middle-aged man, and walked towards the temple with the trembling Aunt You, who was trembling in her walking, and the middle-aged man immediately glared and said angrily: "Jing'er, father is talking to you, you ...... What kind of attitude do you have? ”

"Shut up!"

Aunt You scolded, and the middle-aged man immediately cried out in fear: "Auntie." Aunt You took You Shijing's hand and walked towards the temple, although the old woman's voice was not very loud, but as a martial arts master, a momentum of not being angry and self-righteous naturally flowed out.

Aunt You entered the courtyard, and the hand in the temple that was patting her belly suddenly slowed down, and she immediately got up and sat down, and with a wave of her sitting robe, the back door opened.

Before Zazen could escape, outside the courtyard, Aunt You said loudly: "Zazen! If you dare to flee again, I ...... I went up to the empty mountain to tell you what happened to my senior brother back then. ”

After sitting down in a depressed manner, the three of Aunt You walked in from outside.

When Zazen saw Aunt You coming in, he complained bitterly, "What are you doing here?" ”

Aunt You suddenly showed a shy smile like a little daughter-in-law: "Didn't I hear that you were out of the palace!" Saying that, Aunt You leaned over to zazen: "How have you been in the palace all these years?" Are you hungry? Ever boring? No one is bullying you. ”

In the face of Aunt You's cannon, Zazen moved his ass impatiently, tilting his chin and ignoring it.

Among the only female martial arts masters in the world, the peak of the martial arts of the two major families in Zhongzhou, when did You Shijing and her father see such a You Taigu. It's like a shy girl seeing the man she loves.

"What are you doing here?" Zazen looked at Aunt You angrily, picked off the chicken leg that was still on the barbecue grill, took a bite, and felt that he didn't have such a good appetite again, and threw it to You Shijing: "Little Nizi, give it to you." ”

You Shijing slapped the chicken leg on the ground.

"Yo! You little girl, you're quite grumpy. Old woman, who is she? It can't be that you had sex with a man. ”

You Shijing's father, You Yi, looked cramped, but he knew that the monk in front of him was a high monk of the empty mountain, let alone him, even if his father was in front of zazen, he had to be respectful. The entire You family, probably only Taigu You, a martial arts master, can be so calm in front of zazen.

Aunt You glanced at Zazen and said shyly, "What are you talking about?" This is my brother's child. ”

Zazen thought for a long time, and suddenly said seriously: "When I wake up my nephew, I won't go down to the empty mountain in the future." ”

Aunt You was stunned: "For ...... Why? ”

"Why? Ay...... When I was a child, I was only six years old when Master led me up the mountain. At that time, when I was young, I couldn't catch the dishes and chopsticks, I couldn't reach the wooden fish, and I couldn't recite Buddhist scriptures, all of which were taught by my master one by one. Later, Master grew up and I grew up. Master couldn't teach me all day, I started to get naughty, and later, I drank all day and made mistakes, and when I got drunk, I urinated on the Buddha statue. After urinating, he slept in the Buddhist hall, and the cat teased the dog, which made the whole empty mountain pheasant restless. The master went, and the senior brother became the master, and he taught me one by one like the master, but the senior brother ...... How can you control me? ”

Zazen had a happy smile on his face: "After so many years, my senior brother is also old. At the beginning, I didn't listen to the words of the third senior brother and went down the mountain with my nephew, but I didn't even save my nephew. Old woman, what use am I other than to cause trouble for the empty mountain? ”

"Others say that the old god stick deduction technique of Xuanmen is invincible in the world. But how could I not know that your divination numerology is that he can't catch up with the horse. ”

"Senior brother is old, I have grown up too, old woman, I have to go back there. I think it's empty. ”

Zazen and Aunt You, who have entered old age, say such nondescript words as growing up, which not only makes people feel funny, but makes people feel as if it should be so.

It's just that...... As the current head of the You family, although You Yi is trembling in front of Aunt You, it does not mean that he is a stupid and dull person. From the words of Aunt You and Zazen, he came up with a shocking big secret, that is...... The life of the bitter Buddha has come to an end.

Although Kongshan is not in Zhongzhou, Kongshan is a pillar of heaven guarding Zhongzhou, and if this news spreads, it will definitely lead to chaos in the world. Although the Han Dynasty has not had much idea about fighting for power and profit in recent years due to the implementation of Confucian culture. But from the bloody night of Chang'an and the battle of Yanyun over the years, he can also see that the forces of Great Qin and Tang are ready to move.

Aunt You patted Zazen's shoulder: "Don't worry! Big deal, aunt and grandma, I'll accompany you to the empty mountain. ”

"Fuck off!" When Zazen heard this, he stood up irritablely and walked back and forth: "Let me tell you, old lady, if you dare to go up the empty mountain, I have nothing to play with your family." ”

Aunt You smiled disapprerovingly, turned around and pointed at You Shijing, and said proudly: "Tell me, how is my granddaughter?" ”

Zazen became serious this time, and although he glanced at it casually, his attitude was very sincere: "Not bad. ”