Chapter 36 036 Kidnap Me

Hou Xiaolan kept stirring her little mouth, crackling and talking, and Long Xiaoqi was very messy when she heard it. When he got rid of this mess, he suddenly found that he was hungry, and he couldn't wait for more.

Because Hou Xiaolan, a stupid girl, is not only a foodie, but also a complete chatter. kept talking about all kinds of things to eat there, and forced Long Xiaoqi to say that he was hungry......

"Shut up!" Long Xiaoqi glared at Hou Xiaolan.

"How do you eat when you shut up?" Hou Xiaolan stared at Long Xiaoqi with beautiful big eyes: "I was obediently your hostage, why do you still murder me?" ”

"Because I'm a kidnapper!" Long Xiaoqi said loudly: "The kidnappers have no mercy, no kindness, all of them are extremely vicious!" ”

Seeing Long Xiaoqi's appearance as a bandit, Hou Xiaolan blinked her eyes, quickly stretched out her pink little tongue and licked her lips, and then swallowed her saliva. After talking for most of the day, not only did she not have a dry mouth, but her mouth was full of saliva.

"Brother kidnapper is a good person!" Hou Xiaolan wrinkled her nose and said, "You just said that you wanted to invite me to a snack, do you think I'm stupid?" This is a drill, you are a soldier, not a real kidnapper! Brother kidnapper, let me tell you, I was judged by a genius in our place, and I am not stupid at all. My name is not stupid, because I am not stupid, and I am not a girl, so I can't be called stupid. You can call me Hou Xiaolan, or you can call me Xiao Lanlan, you can't call me a stupid girl anyway. It's such a terrible name that people who don't know think I'm stupid enough to eat it. Actually, in addition to food, I also like a lot of things! I like to taste all kinds of delicious food, I like to taste the spicy tang from all over the world, and I also like ......"

Long Xiaoqi's facial muscles twitched hard, not because he was willing to twitch, but because he twitched uncontrollably. He didn't live until today to understand what the world of foodies is, to know what to talk about, and to understand how earth-shattering a beautiful Lori girl must be if she is stupid.

"Comrade private, it's good to get used to it, it's good to get used to it, alas, it's really hard for you......" The doctor who had been sitting in the co-pilot sighed, turned his head and said to Long Xiaoqi: "For a drill, you are really hard enough." Do you know? Since Comrade Hou Xiaolan was transferred, our hospital has become more lively than ever. Well, it's lively, it's lively. It's only been a week since I was transferred, and I've become the baby of our hospital! ”

"Director Jiang, am I really that good?" Hou Xiaolan asked in surprise.

No one paid attention to Hou Xiaolan, the doctor turned around directly and stopped talking, Long Xiaoqi stared at this stupid girl coldly.

"Director Jiang, then I will work hard in the future, be more serious and focused than before. Don't worry, although I'm a little clumsy, but diligence can make up for it! As the saying goes, stupid birds fly first, although I'm not that stupid, a little genius, but ......"

"Let's talk about eating...... "The co-pilot's doctor threw out a faint sentence.

"Okay! Okay! Hou Xiaolan was instantly excited, took Long Xiaoqi's arm and said excitedly: "Brother kidnapper, when we get to the hospital, shall we eat ramen?" The ramen there is very chewy, and the amount of beef is ......."

"Are you ......" Long Xiaoqi asked weakly, "Monkey...... Sent to torture me? ”

"Huh? You're talking about Monkey King, right? Hou Xiaolan's eyes lit up and she said quickly: "He likes to eat peaches, and I like to eat peaches too!" But I like to eat peaches, I don't like to eat nectarines, and I don't like to eat peaches. By the way, when I was a child, my grandfather's yard planted a peach tree, a plum tree, and an apricot tree at the gate. In fact, plums are also delicious, my grandfather said that the peaches are full of apricot wounds, and the dead are buried under the plum tree, so he won't let me eat too many plums, so I was scared and didn't dare to eat them. I still remember that there was a sausage hanging on the wall of my grandfather's house, but it was fragrant, it was spicy, and it was steamed in a pot......"

Long Xiaoqi had already put away the pistol and began to pull the car door with his hands. It's almost time to get to the hospital, and he's going to get out of the car because he can't take it anymore.

"Give me parking! Park me! Long Xiaoqi roared: "I can't fucking stay for a second, I won't kidnap anymore, can't I go out and surrender?" ”

"Oh, kidnapper, do you still want to kidnap? There are four soldier brothers with guns at the gate of the hospital, and you can't rush in. Hou Xiaolan stared at the big watery eyes, bit her fingers and thought for a few seconds before saying, "Otherwise, you should kidnap me, it's a lot of hard work for a drill." I'll cooperate with you, really, I will cooperate with you! ”

"Comrade private, or you will kidnap Comrade Hou Xiaolan, right?" The doctor turned to Long Xiaoqi and smiled, "I know that you are a member of the wolf group, and you want to use kidnapping to delay time to confront the Hidden Dragon Army." Seriously, the chances of wanting to go to the hospital and commit a kidnapping are almost zero. It's impossible for the whole hospital to lose order because of the exercise of a private like you, understand? It's better to kidnap Hou Xiaolan, she is so good to kidnap. You can take her into a beef noodle restaurant to kidnap her, and she'll definitely be quite cooperative. Oh, by the way, how can a big old man like you bow to a stupid girl? Kidnap her, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. ”

"I ......" Long Xiaoqi simply didn't know what to say.

"Believe me, Long Yin's people must have arrived at the hospital first!" The driver stopped and turned to Long Xiaoqi and said, "Get off here, kidnapping Hou Xiaolan is your only choice, and it is the most correct choice!" ”

The off-road vehicle stopped in front of the beef noodle restaurant, and then the fourth-level non-commissioned officer and the doctor who drove stared at Long Xiaoqi together, urging him to hurry up with his eyes Hou Xiaolan took him down and walked into the beef restaurant to kidnap him.

"Brother kidnapper!" Hou Xiaolan said crisply: "Hurry up and kidnap me, I think Director Jiang and Squad Leader Yang are right, someone from Long Yin must have arrived at the hospital, and you can't get in to kidnap people." So you have to kidnap me, because I'm the easiest to kidnap. Let's go, let's get out of the car, I'm sure I'll be the most well-behaved hostage. ”

Hou Xiaolan got out of the car and stood in front of the beef noodle restaurant waiting for Long Xiaoqi.

"This, this, this...... What kind of bird thing?! Long Xiaoqi was about to cry, his heart was bitten, he opened the door and went out, deciding to kidnap Hou Xiaolan.

Maybe at this time, I can kidnap this stupid girl. When the time comes, tie this stupid girl's hands and feet, and block her mouth, and you can delay it for a while.

"Boss, let's have three bowls of ramen!" Hou Xiaolan shouted happily.

"There are only two of us, why three bowls of beef noodles?" Long Xiaoqi asked.

"Oops, I'm sorry I forgot about you...... Boss, let's have four big bowls of beef noodles! ”

At this moment, Long Xiaoqi's world collapsed, and it was dark for Hou Xiaolan to play with......