Chapter 822: Ridiculous
(2-in-1, thanks: Scorpio QRDZ's tip)
Li Zhu'er didn't want to tell the truth, but seeing that An Lushan was pressing, he was afraid of suffering if he didn't tell the truth, so he simply gritted his teeth and told An Lushan the truth. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Yes, yes...... Originally, it was a few poisonous sores that did not stick to each other, but it seems to have become more and more serious in the past few days, and the poisonous sores have festered and joined together. Inside...... There seems to be a ...... in there Maggots are moving. ”
"What?" An Lushan shouted.
"There's that...... The maggots were moving, and inside the abscesses, they were like flies flying around and laying seeds. If Your Majesty is not afraid of pain, slave and maid...... The slave and maid will pick it out for you with a bamboo skewer. Li Zhu'er said.
"Shut up!" An Lushan shouted. raised his foot and kicked Li Zhu'er, and scolded loudly: "Dog, do you mean that I gave birth to maggots?" Are you saying that I'm dead and have maggots on my body? The dead give birth to maggots, are you cursed to die? ”
"The slave doesn't dare, the slave doesn't mean that." Li Zhu'er hurriedly kowtowed.
"Hit, hit me. Hit hard. An Lushan said loudly, stretched out his hand and pointed at Li Zhu'er, but pointed away because he couldn't see anyone at all. However, the guards did not misunderstand what he meant, and several guards stepped forward and knocked Li Zhu'er down, and then 'crackled' a stick down.
Li Zhu'er howled like a pig and rolled. After more than a dozen sticks, An Lushan waved his hand and said, "Okay, leave him alive." Don't get out yet, let me go and invite a good Langzhong. All those who didn't come were cut down by me. Please don't come, I'll cut you together. Get out! ”
Li Zhu'er got up and kowtowed in pain, and retreated with a limp and crawling.
Out of An Lushan's dormitory, Li Zhu'er limped along, gritting his teeth and cursing: "Dead fat pig, bad maggot dog mongrel, God bless you with poisonous sores all over your body, bless you with ulcers all over your body, rotten through your stomach and intestines and die." If you have nothing to do, you will be angry with Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will be ruined in the hands of this dog mongrel for the rest of his life. Dog mongrel, dog. Mother-raised, bastard's turtle son, day. You have settled down to eighteen generations of ancestors. ”
Li Zhu'er walked while holding the sore spot on his buttocks and scolding, and suddenly heard someone in his ear: "What's wrong with Li Neishi?" Who is this who offended Li Neishi? ”
Li Zhu'er was startled and looked up, but saw Yan Zhuang in a green robe standing in front of him, smiling and stroking his beard and looking at him. I didn't care about scolding, but I didn't see Yan Zhuang walking on the corridor.
"It turned out to be Mr. Yan, which scared me. It's fine, just a few words to myself. It's okay, it's okay, Mr. Yan pleased. Li Zhu'er hurriedly smiled.
Yan Zhuang looked at Li Zhu'er, who had a blue nose and swollen face, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty beat you again?" ”
Li Zhu'er looked at Yan Zhuang and wanted to deny it. Suddenly, full of grievances, he sat on the railing with tears in his eyes, and shouted while wiping his tears: "I can't live this day, Mr. Yan, I can't live." beat me twice for three days, and if I continue like this, I will be beaten to death by His Majesty sooner or later. You give comments and reasoning, and you will be angry at both ends for three days, and it is not good to say good things, nor is it bad to say bad things, and it is a fight left and right. Do I still have a good piece of meat in my body? I have to run errands during the day, do this and that for him, and then if it doesn't go well, it's a stick, do you think I'm easy? What am I drawing? ”
Li Zhu'er cried while lifting her clothes to let Yan Zhuang look at her body. But I saw that Li Zhu'er's body was blue and purple, like a ghost drawing. The old wound has not healed and new wounds have been added, which is simply shocking to watch.
Yan Zhuang frowned and said, "Why is it like this, what has happened to Your Majesty recently?" ”
Li Zhu'er burst into tears and cried: "It's not that after ascending the throne, Your Majesty suddenly had a few poisonous sores on his body, and his eyes were suddenly swollen. invited a lot of Lang Zhong to come to see the disease, but the situation got worse day by day. His Majesty had a bad temper before, and he beat the slaves and maids at every turn, and now he is even more unhappy. In the more than a month since he ascended the throne, he has beaten people almost every day. Seven or eight of the palace maids were killed. Xiao Dezi, who was serving with me, had his ribs broken. Fortunately, I'm used to being beaten, and my skin is thick and I can hold it. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll die a long time ago. ”
Yan Zhuang wanted to laugh a little when he saw him in tears, but finally held back, stretched out his hand to cover his mouth and coughed twice: "Your Majesty's eyes and abscess on your abdomen are not healed yet?" I thought it was just a fire and a boil in the hot weather, so it didn't get better for so many days? ”
Li Zhu'er stopped her tears, looked around, and said in a low voice, "What's good?" To tell you the truth, it's already very serious. The eyes can't see clearly. Although His Majesty himself does not admit it, the slave and maid do know. Several poisonous sores on the stomach are even worse, and I saw maggots in the flesh just now. It was because I said that there were maggots in the flesh that His Majesty ordered someone to beat me again, saying that maggots were born on the dead man, and that I was cursing him to die early. ”
Yan Zhuang was stunned: "Got maggots? So serious? ”
"Isn't it? The smell is very unpleasant, and if it doesn't heal, I'm afraid it's going to rot my stomach. There is no way to do it among the people who invited, and the medicine has no effect. No, I still have to go all over the city to find Lang Zhong for him. It is said that when he captured Luoyang, he killed so many people, and all the good men were killed, where can he find them now? That's it, I won't say anything, Mr. Yan is at his own convenience, I'm going to do something, otherwise I will be beaten again, I've had enough. ”
"Okay, Li Neishou should also be careful of his body, the sun outside is very hot and hot. Go back to my house, and I'll help you get some medicine and wipe it. In my spare time, I picked up some bone-setting potions, which might work. ”
"Thank you very much, Mr. Yan is a good person, I will definitely go to the house to ask for some when I go back." Li Zhu'er thanked him, turned his head and hurried away.
Yan Zhuang stood in place and pondered for a moment, then walked towards the dormitory at the end of the corridor.
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Wang Yuan and his entourage quietly set out from Puzhou, using the strategy of day and night to avoid exposing their whereabouts, and for three consecutive days, the journey was unusually smooth. At dawn on the third day, the soldiers and horses had crossed the dangerous zone between Luoyang and Jinju and arrived in Luzhou. Calculating the itinerary, the efficiency of the three-day night journey was extremely high, and the three-night journey was nearly 200 miles, which could almost match the normal cavalry marching speed.
Originally, Wang Yuan was very careful, but when he got on the road, he found that he was too careful. After the war, most of the rural towns were abandoned, sparsely populated, the world was barren, and many villages and towns along the way became wilderness. And on the marching route that Wang Yuan chose was originally a wilderness, it was rare to see people. There were many wild beasts, and it was not a matter of concern that wild dogs and wolves, accustomed to eating dead human flesh for months, came out to roam.
Originally, I was worried that the night march would be dark, but when I set out, the moon was just after the moon, and the last quarter moon was very bright, so it saved a lot of trouble, so the march was quite slow.
Entering the territory of Luzhou, the terrain is staggered with hills and hills, which is more conducive to the sneaking of soldiers and horses, and Wang Yuan is even more relieved. A hundred miles away is the majestic Taihang Mountain. After crossing the Taihang Mountain is the boundary between Xiangzhou and Xingzhou, as long as you cross the Taihang Mountain, it is only less than two hundred miles away from Pingyuan County. And Wang Yuan asked carefully about the terrain on the other side of the mountain, after passing the Taihang Mountain, there is a flat river, which should be reached soon.
Such a smooth march was something Wang Yuan did not expect, estimated the itinerary, estimated that it would take seven days to reach Pingyuan City, and before that, Wang Yuan estimated the time to be about half a month.
After daybreak, the soldiers and horses set up camp in a small valley. Dozens of scouts were sent to scout and guard, and after an ambush was set up several miles away, most of the soldiers and horses began to rest and sleep in the shade of the trees.
Wang Yuan didn't feel sleepy for the time being, after the sun rose, the whole valley was stuffy and unbearable, which was really unbearable. So he chose to climb the hill, sit in the great shade of a black locust tree, and unfold the simple map that everyone had drawn to study the next route of the march.
Soon after, Wang Yuan heard footsteps coming from the bottom of the hillside, and there was a slight laughter. So I looked up and saw that on the hillside, Li Xin'er, A Luo, Qingyun'er, and Ziyun'er climbed up, and stretched out their fingers to themselves and laughed.
Wang Yuan put down the map and stood up and said with a smile: "Why don't you go to sleep and rest?" Aren't you tired after a night's drive last night? ”
Li Xin'er raised her hand to pick up the hair that was hanging on the outside of the armor, and said angrily: "It's hot to death, how do you sleep?" It's slimy, and I can't stand it. ”
Wang Yuan looked at the red faces of the women, their sweaty hair sticking to their faces, and the pink people were now gray and covered with sweat, and said apologetically: "You have all suffered, and I shouldn't have brought you to suffer." ”
Ah Luo glanced at him and said, "Who said that he was guilty?" We don't want to stay at home, it's even more boring. ”
Wang Yuan smiled: "Where are you going?" You can't run around, you have to abide by military rules, don't walk around and be discovered. ”
Li Xin'er said: "Where will there be people in this barren mountain and wild mountains?" Besides, we just wanted to wash ourselves and change into some clean clothes. I smell it all over my body, and I smell it and die of it. ”
Wang Yuan realized that each of them was carrying a small package in his hand, which must be wrapped in clean underwear.
"Where to wash? There is no pool here. The heavens are dry, and the waterholes along the road are dry, and the valleys are dry and on fire. Wang Yuan said with a smile.
"There's a little spring under the cliff over there, and I've been to see it all just now. There's a little spring of water. Arlo pointed to the side of the hill.
Wang Yuan smiled: "It turns out that you have all scouted the terrain, okay, I'll take a look too." ”
The girls blushed, and Li Xin'er chirped, "What are you going to do?" We're going to wash our bodies. ”
Ah Luo smiled: "Just ask him to go, just give us the wind, and we will take turns to control the wind ourselves." He doesn't sleep anyway. ”
Wang Yuan nodded and smiled: "Yes, I will give you the wind, so that the spring will not leak out and be peeked at." Let's go, let's go. By the way, why didn't my cousin come? ”
Li Xin'er said: "We called her, and she fell asleep on the branch of the white fruit tree. It's cool in the trees, but unfortunately we don't have the ability to sleep in them. As soon as I rolled over, I was about to fall. ”
Wang Yuan said enviously: "It's still her comfortable, then don't care about him, you also go and enjoy it, I will send the wind to the sentry for you." ”
Li Xin'er had no choice but to roll her eyes and turn around and go up the mountain, and everyone went up the mountain, and soon reached the top of the hill after passing through the trees. The two sentries were standing guard under the shade of a big tree on the top of the mountain, and when they saw Wang Yuan and the others coming up, they hurriedly stepped forward to salute.
Wang Yuan waved his hand and said, "You go down and rest, I'll leave it here." ”
A sentry hurriedly said, "How dare you do that?" ”
Wang Yuan smiled: "There's nothing you don't dare to do, go down, you can't come up without my order." ”
"But Commander Zhao is not allowed ......to leave without permission," said another sentry.
"Is Zhao Commander or Marshal great? We have so many pairs of eyes here to help you stare at, what are you afraid of? Go down the hill quickly, and you will not be allowed to come back. Li Xin'er reprimanded.
The two sentries were a little hesitant, Wang Yuan knew that they were afraid of military punishment, so he smiled and said: "When you go to Commander Zhao, you will say that I asked you to go down the mountain to rest for a while, and I have confidential matters on the top of the mountain that you need to avoid." When you come down the mountain after a while, you will come up and watch again. ”
The two sentinels then nodded and saluted.
Princess Aluo smiled: "Erlang's military law is very strict, and the soldiers dare not disobey it." ”
Wang Yuan said with a smile: "Of course, these are all soldiers and horses of my personal guard battalion, and the order is forbidden, and they are not sloppy at all." Zhao Qing Tan Ping's punishment was very severe, and the punishment for disobedience was very severe, of course they didn't dare to mess around. If you don't talk about that, where is the spring you are talking about? ”
"No, it's right under the cliff. You listen carefully. Arlo pointed to a large rock that blocked her view.
Wang Yuan listened attentively, and sure enough, he heard the sound of gurgling water, so he stood on the boulder and looked down, but saw that under the cliff below, a pool of blue water flashed silver, the surrounding grass was lush, and the wildflowers were in full bloom, which was really a mountain spring. Compared to the spitting smoking, the springs are full of life, like an oasis in the desert.
"You're here to take care of the wind for us, and we'll go down." Ah Luo pointed, like a general commanding small soldiers.
Wang Yuan smiled: "Go ahead." ”
Ah Luo added: "No peeping." ”
Wang Yuan smiled and said, "Don't look at it, don't look at it." ”
The girls chattered and laughed and went down the hillside. Soon after, the sound of rushing water could be heard below the hillside. The delicate exclamations of several women also came up.
"Wow, the water is so cool."
"It's so comfortable. Wow! ”
"I knew that I should have called Sister Gongsun to come too, didn't she also complain that she was sweating?"
"yes, I'll call her after I'm done in a while."
Listening to the chatter of several women, Wang Yuan couldn't help but poke his head out of the rock to look. At first glance, the sight in front of him almost made him vomit a nosebleed. In the clear water, the four women swim in the water like four mermaids, although they are wearing obscene clothes, but the exposed white skin reflects the halo of the sun, reflecting the dizziness of people's eyes. The body is even more seductive after getting wet. It's really a wonderful picture of the flesh light faintly trembling.
"No peeping." Ah Luo found Wang Yuan, who was the probe, and shouted with his chest covered below.
Wang Yuan's heart was hot, and he immediately climbed down the rocky slope and came to the small pool.
Li Xin'er shouted: "What did Erlang do when he came down? ”
Wang Yuan said with a smile: "On a hot day, you are allowed to bathe coolly, but you are not allowed to bathe for your husband to be cool?" ”
With that, he slowly began to unload his armor and take off his clothes. After a while, he stood naked on the shore. The women were stunned and ashamed, covering their faces and not looking, but they couldn't help but look at Wang Yuan's body from between their fingers. Wang Yuan spread his arms and spread his wings, and jumped into the waterhole with a 'poof', splashing all over the sky.
Li Xin'er and the others hurriedly avoided him far away. Wang Yuan shouted for comfort and said with a smile: "Who will rub my back?" I'm afraid the old mud on my back is a few inches thick. Arlo, here you come. ”
Princess Aluo pouted and said, "I won't come, you can call someone else." ”
Wang Yuan smiled cruelly: "Don't toast, don't eat, eat and drink." ”
Qingyun'er said: "I'll rub Erlang's back, Sister Xin'er, Sister Aluo, you quickly wash your body and go ashore, no one takes care of it, what if someone peeks at it?" ”
Wang Yuan smiled: "Who dares to peek, don't die?" They are not allowed to go ashore, but one by one they come to serve me. Those who rub their hands together, those who rub their feet rub their feet, none of them can run. ”
The women chirped, Wang Yuan pretended to be fierce, opened his arms and slowly approached, and the four women were shrunk in the corner and trembled, like four little sheep approached by a lion. Wang Yuan targeted Ah Luo, Ah Luo was very slippery, and escaped from Wang Yuan's armpit like a loach, but Wang Yuan was not empty-handed, he grabbed Qingyun'er's long legs with one hand, and grabbed Li Xin'er's arm with the other.
In the frightened shouts of the two women, Wang Yuan blocked the two of them next to a piece of bluestone near the water.
"Erlang, spare your life, don't mess around." Qing Yun'er shrank in surprise and shouted.
Li Xin'er sighed: "That's it, it's hard to escape." Let him be. ”
Wang Yuan stretched out the claws of Lushan, grabbed Li Xin'er's vital parts and kneaded them, and said with a smile in his mouth: "It's still Xin'er's acquaintance." You'd better get acquainted with each other, and if you don't obey my orders, you're disobeying military orders. I announced that the unknown person would take off his pants and lie down on the stone and spank him. Never give up without making hand prints. ”
The women were coquettish for a while, accusing Wang Yuan of pretending to be public and using military orders indiscriminately. Just when they were in a lot of trouble, they suddenly found that Li Xin'er had been picked up by Wang Yuan at some point. The women didn't expect Wang Yuan to really do that kind of thing in broad daylight, and they were all shy and scolded. However, Wang Yuan ignored it, and directly flipped Li Xin'er's sleek body, causing her to lie on the bluestone and stand waist-deep in the clear spring. But seeing that he was familiar with the road, he straightened his back in the back, and heard Li Xin'er's hair swinging around, and screamed 'oops'.
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In the evening, on the grass by the pond, Wang Yuan woke up slowly, and his back was slightly sore, but his whole body was comfortable. When I opened my eyes and looked around, it was just as the sun was setting. Long shadows cast over the cliffs above in the valley. On the grass beside them, Li Xin'er, A Luo and others were sleeping soundly. The faces of the four girls were as delicate as flowers in the reflection of the setting sun, their long hair was scattered, and their clothes were disheveled. Zi Yun'er's long snow-white legs were still on top of her.
Wang Yuan couldn't help but think of the toss at the waterside of the pond in the morning, although it was only a superficial taste, and he didn't dare to be too presumptuous, but the four women bathed together, and the nephrite was full of warm fragrance, and the absurd ecstasy was self-evident. After bathing on the shore, everyone was a little tired, and when they saw that the grass under the shade of the trees beside the pool was lush, and it was very cool and pleasant, they simply lay down on the grass to rest. When he lay down, he fell asleep one after another, and slept until the evening.
The evening has arrived, and it is almost time to leave overnight, Wang Yuan stretched his waist and got up, and softly woke up Li Xin'er A Luo and the others. The four of them woke up one after another, looking at each other's disheveled and fluffy hair, and remembering the absurdity of the morning, they were all ashamed. Ziyun'er and Qingyun'er are nothing, because these two sisters often serve Wang Yuan together, but A Luo and Li Xin'er have never been tossed by Wang Yuan in front of outsiders. After today, I can't stand up in front of the others.
"You bastard, that's ridiculous. This is still in the army, you are such a nonsense as a commander. Li Xin'er opened her mouth with her red lips open, and saw the smiling Wang Yuanwu scolding angrily.
"It's ridiculous, you're the boss, and you've broken the rules of the army. Hey, what are you good to tell us? Arlo straightened her clothes, tucked her hair into her helmet, and said with disgust in her mouth.
Wang Yuan said with a smile: "The rules are set for others, but they are not for me." Besides, the soldiers didn't know about it. Today is really a wonderful time, this march was boring, but with today's events, it can become a good memory. ”
The four girls scolded for a while, all tidied up their clothes and appearance, got up, and slowly went up the slope to the top of the mountain under the leadership of Wang Yuan. When they reached the top of the mountain, everyone suddenly saw that there were people on the top of the mountain. A figure sat on the tall rock, staring silently into the sunset. The setting sun was golden, and the man's body was gilded with a layer of gold, like a fairy.
"It's Sister Gongsun." Ah Luo recognized the man and whispered to Wang Yuan: "You bastard, I'm afraid all our ridiculous things have been seen by Sister Gongsun." ”
Wang Yuan also felt a little embarrassed. Today is indeed a bit ridiculous and excessive, if Gongsun Lan is also there, he will never dare to be so presumptuous, in front of Gongsun Lan, Wang Yuan will not dare to be so presumptuous. This is not fear, but a kind of respect, after all, Gongsun Lan is the fairy in his mind, and Wang Yuan cares about her feelings.
Wang Yuan stepped forward and scratched his head and smiled: "Cousin, why are you here?" ”
Gongsun Lan slowly turned her head to look at Wang Yuan, with a hint of reproach in her eyes, and said softly: "I'll give you the wind." Is Jiro still having fun? ”
The four girls blushed and bowed their heads silently.
Gongsun Lan looked at Li Xin'er and the others and frowned: "You even allow him to be so nonsense, wives and concubines have the responsibility of persuasion, how can you let him be ridiculous." First, this is in the army, what is the impact of spreading out? The second is that the march is hard, and the rest of the day is to recuperate, how do you want him to hurry tonight? ”
The girls hung their heads and were silent, in fact, they were not to blame for this, it was just Wang Yuan's absurd and domineering. But Wang Yuan cannot be blamed for the fault.
Gongsun Lan's status in the Wang family is very special. Although she had a child with Wang Yuan, she insisted on not being willing to do the wedding ceremony, so it is inaccurate to say that she is Wang Yuan's concubine, but she is indeed Wang Yuan's woman. She is reluctant to officially marry into the Wang family, because of Li Xin'er, she still doesn't want to break the number of ethics. Because of this, her status in the Wang family is transcendent, and some words can be said directly without appearing to ruin the royal family's humble courtesy.
Therefore, even if it is against Li Xin'er, Gongsun Lan's identity is still her master, and she will be reprimanded when she should be reprimanded, and there is no need to worry about her identity. Li Xin'er is like this, and the other girls have nothing to say.
Wang Yuan smiled awkwardly: "Cousin, don't blame them, it's all my fault." I didn't control myself for a while, it wasn't their business. When did my cousin arrive? Why don't you go down and bathe together. ”
Gongsun Lan's face was slightly red, and she said, "It's nonsense." ”
Wang Yuan hurriedly said: "I didn't mean that, I mean...... Hey, let's not talk about it, the more I depict it, the darker it gets. ”
Gongsun Lan couldn't bear to blame him too much. Although Wang Yuan is now both Xiangguo and Generalissimo, he is still a young man in his twenties after all. Majestic outside, sometimes like a naughty teenager at home. Gongsun Lan treats him as a husband, and sometimes she can't help but overflow with motherhood, loving and pitying him.
"How can those things be absurd in broad daylight? You're in the army again, you're messing around like this? That's it, you have to respect your identity in the future, but don't ruin your reputation. I came at noon, and Zhao led them to say that they could not find you, and that they knew that you were bathing in this spring, so they begged me to come and see. Let's go, the soldiers and horses below have all packed up, just waiting for you to go down the mountain and set off. ”
Wang Yuan bowed and smiled: "What my cousin taught me is that this thing is ridiculous for me, and I will never do this ridiculous thing in the future." ”
Gongsun Lan nodded and smiled: "No matter how ridiculous you are at home, you can't do it outside, we are not traveling in the mountains and rivers, but walking behind enemy lines." ”