1. My incursion
On the morning of April 10, 2023, I woke up at about 10 o'clock in the morning, and I finished practicing in my bedroom first, sweating a little. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info took a shower and posed in the mirror to see if he was satisfied with his physique.
A height of seven or eight meters is not tall, but it is better to be well-proportioned. The muscles on the body are bulging but not exaggerated, long-term practice makes the muscles more and less fleshy, and after wearing clothes, it does not look too strong, and it is not easy for people to feel threatened. But if anyone underestimates my provocation, he will suffer.
After taking a shower and going to the kitchen, Dad had finished breakfast as usual, and sighed while watching the news. It's understandable that the older he gets, the more worried he is about the bad economy, and the more he regrets it. More than 10 years ago, my father sold all his business and immigrated to the United States from China to invest all his money. Who would have thought that after just two years of happiness in the United States, the economy of the United States will be in a large-scale recession, what to buy and what to buy, and the money invested in it will be lost, so later he opened a Chinese restaurant near the old Chinatown, the economy has been more depressed in recent years, and the restaurant is not as good as before, he found an import and export company to work, specializing in exporting grain, pesticides, and durable consumer goods to China.
If he just lost money, he would feel better, and what made him even more uncomfortable was that many Americans sprinkled the resentment accumulated by the recession on Asians. Because Asians are more industrious, more patient, can accept lower wages, and work more efficiently, Asians, especially Chinese, always have an advantage when competing for increasingly rare job opportunities. Instead of reflecting on themselves, those who are accustomed to laziness blame Asians for stealing jobs, and unscrupulous politicians fueling the fire, Asians are always the biggest victims of every riot. Six years ago, during the nationwide riots caused by the depreciation of the dollar, a mob shot and robbed and set fires, and my mother was frightened and had a heart attack and left us that night. This became the biggest pain in Dad's heart.
People always have to bear the consequences of what they do, others can't persuade them, and neither can their sons, not to mention that I'm not his real son. I don't know what kind of being I am, but I didn't belong here.
It was 10 years ago when I was testing a new game as a game tester and I didn't notice that I was the only one in the computer room. All of a sudden, the lights in the computer room turned an eerie blue, and a window-like thing suddenly appeared on a computer screen next to me, and I wanted to be sure what it was, so I touched it with my hand, and who wanted to see it in front of me - I was devoured.
When I woke up, I realized that I had become a teenager and was on my way to the United States with my parents. I also thought about returning to my original plane, but it took eight years of hard work to finally give up. Without him, I really couldn't find any clues. Luckily, life here, people here, aren't much different from the original plane, although I seriously suspect I'm in a game program made by those guys. Therefore, I am full of righteous curses, these guys should be deducted from their salaries, and they have lazily omitted Australia from several continents of the earth. I don't know if it's because of the need for the game or if they're lazy again, the countries in the world are basically the same, but many important cities are gone, replaced by some that I've never heard of. For example, the city I'm in now is called Lavona, which is located on the west coast of the United States, near Mexico, and is the largest city and important port in the western United States, with five or six million people, numerous universities and research institutes, and was once a major aircraft manufacturing base. At the same time, I didn't see Los Angeles on the map of this plane, and this place actually belongs to Western Nevada.
About four years ago, I basically gave up and started to live a life in this plane. The United States of this plane is in a post-apocalyptic scene at this time. Although the emaciated camels of the former superpower are bigger than horses, and the food is still abundant and gasoline is cheaper, more and more people cannot afford to buy food, unemployment is getting worse, and law and order is getting worse and worse. Many people who have the money and the ability have emigrated or are preparing to emigrate, and even those universities that were once the world's top universities cannot retain top professors. At the same time, politicians have long been out of order, not trying to figure out how to solve the problem, but keen to create others is the cause of all this. If you read Chinese history carefully, you can feel that this United States has entered doomsday mode.
Fortunately, China's basic education allowed me to study here with ease, and I successfully went to a good university. The professors appreciated my hard work and diligence, so I could always get a scholarship and find some lab work instead of having to wash the dishes. After I got my PhD, I became a teaching assistant, I could participate in research and earn a little money, I worked as a health therapist and taught tai chi, and my brother Big Eyes often gave me some money. So I can afford to give my dad money and buy a sturdy second-hand jeep, and the people I grew up with in this neighborhood can only buy third- or even four-hand cars, if they can. But I'm not going to stay here any longer, and I'm going to immigrate to China after I get my PhD.
Because my father's company was far away, he saw me coming to dinner and went to work. I turned on the computer to take a look at the news, the news feed on the homepage is garbage, either this star has a ** party or that star took drugs yesterday and knocked it up, and the pictures with the news are either breasts or buttocks. In recent years, the media in the United States has become more and more degenerate, the planet is at war every day, the unemployment rate of the domestic people is getting higher and higher, and the infrastructure is becoming more and more dilapidated, but the eyes of the media are only staring at drugs, promiscuity and violence, as if this is the normal state of life, and it takes a lot of qualifiers to find a little useful information from these overwhelming garbage news.
So I just glanced at the news from the main websites, and then opened the news filtering software that someone else had done for me. The screen was suddenly refreshed, but the news made people feel bad. Well, the US military is still "fighting terrorism" in the Middle East, but it is almost out of place, and yesterday it launched more than 50 missiles in one day, and I don't know how many people were killed. Yesterday two more counties went bankrupt, and in one of them there was a serious riot, killing more than 200 people and burning down dozens of shops -- but fortunately the municipality of Lavona is not bankrupt. Another militia in the west declared its independence and destroyed police armoured vehicles. Well, the news is more terrifying, a violent explosion occurred at a chemical plant 300 kilometers away from here - the city of Lavona, and a large amount of chemicals leaked and caused widespread pollution. The economic downturn has made manufacturers reluctant to invest in equipment upgrades, and the increased use of the more lazy but low-wage South American labor force has led to a lack of regulations and an increase in accidents. Well, this news needs attention, the clash between the 33rd Avenue marcher and the police continues, and it needs to be bypassed there.
After eating three slices of bread, two eggs and a piece of smoked fish, drinking a glass of milk, putting on a sportswear and backpack, bringing a lunch made by my father, and saying hello to my father, I went out to the house. When I went downstairs, I met my best friend, Zhu Dachang, a little pig, who was giving his mother a broken thought, probably because the kitchen of the restaurant was not cleaned up last night. Seeing that my little pig secretly grimaced at me, I slipped into my second-hand jeep under the envious gaze of the mother piglet, and slammed the gas pedal out of the parking space.
On the way, I saw another old friend, middle school classmate Billy Chan yawned and came out of the breakfast shop and must have gone to my sister again in the evening. I hit the brakes and poked my head out of the window, "Another night?" When you are young, you should take care of your body and be careful of dying of exhaustion. ”
Billy yawned again, "It's my job." But when will you solve the problem of virginity? ”
Billy Chan is a third-generation immigrant. His family is considered to be a good mix of Chinese, but most Chinese Americans are not impressed. Because his family's business is too strange - it is to make silicone dolls.
In recent years, the economy of the United States has been getting worse and worse, but the Chen family's business has become more and more prosperous. Billy's father has been producing and running the business, and has designed it to be Billy's job. So he went out to observe the beauty and feel the touch, looking for inspiration, which can also be said to be part of the work. And Billy's mother is white, so Billy has a high nose, blue eyes, and is very beautiful, and there is never a shortage of women around him.
This guy always makes fun of me when I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin because I used to spend all my time looking for a way out of this plane. I'm still in good condition, although I'm not as pretty as Billy, but there have been quite a few girls who have expressed interest in me.
I'm used to making fun of him like this, so I can only give him the middle finger, remind him that tomorrow we are going to the shooting range to have a gun addiction, tell him not to toss too late tonight, and then slam on the gas pedal to make Billy eat a mouthful of dust. In the rearview mirror, I saw Billy raise his hands to me and gesture to my middle finger.
At this point, I suddenly felt an unpleasant breath. I looked to the left and saw several people emerging from the alley, their eyes glazed over, their faces still a little distorted, and it was clear that the effects of the drugs had not yet fully passed. I know all these guys, they are all young people who live in this neighborhood, they don't have serious jobs, drugs and promiscuous parties are their lives.
I hated the aura they carried, and I wanted to get away from them quickly, so I stepped on the gas pedal again. Because the start was too fast, the on-board driver assistant began to protest "Dangerous maneuver!" Follow the start curve to drive! ”
Fack! Since the United States announced that the self-driving technology of automobiles has reached practical use, there have been many self-driving cars on the road. The problem is that the driver's gauges of these cars are not as smart as people, and it is a tragedy to judge the speed of other cars and people, even dogs. When the relative speed of two cars is uniform, it is basically fine, but when the speed of the other car changes sharply, the computer will not be able to solve the miscalculation, and the result is a traffic accident. Human thinking is the most unpredictable, how many drivers can "maintain a smooth motion curve" as required by the Traffic Management Bureau? To solve this problem, we can open up roads for self-driving cars or replace all cars with self-driving, but the problem is that the current economic depression in the United States has no money to build special roads, and people have no money to replace all cars with self-driving. But automakers still have to make money from self-driving cars, and they don't know who came up with the bad idea, so the government subsidizes the installation of a driving reminder device for non-autonomous vehicles. But who would drive while looking at the various curves on the screen?