"Woo-woo-"

Su Xiaoliu bit the tiger's tail like a hungry dog protecting food, and confronted Yuman on the opposite side. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Sixth master, sixth master," Yu Man persuaded earnestly, "If you are hungry, when this crying is over, I will get you something to eat, you loosen your mouth, loosen your mouth!" ”

"Woo woo woo-" Su Xiaoliu was still unmoved.

[Netizen]: Su Xiaoliu, you are too good at spoofing!

[Netizen]: That's it, I really thought I could see the zombies resurrected! It turned out to be fake after a long time!

[Netizen]: He's playing with that prince as a puppet!

[Netizen]: Alas, I still think that you can build a zombie army, defeat the British and French forces, win the Sino-Japanese War, and conquer the world, who knows that it will end before it starts!

[Netizen]: The creativity upstairs is good! Fight to Dongying, zombie army PK Sadako army, there is something to look forward to!

[Netizen]: Don't think so far ahead, let's see what will happen to Su Xiaoliu first?

[Netizen]: yes, why did you suddenly become like a vicious dog with rabies?

[Netizen]: Yes, is this the rhythm of the canine spirit's possession?

The eighth son of Prince Zheng, who knelt next to Su Xiaoliu, was only eleven or twelve years old, he did not seem so sad about the death of his father, and he was infected by the atmosphere of the scene just now, so he cried a cry, and at this time he saw that there was something more strange here in Su Xiaoliu, so he came over with interest.

Seeing that Yu Man persuaded Su Xiaoliu like a vicious dog for a long time, but it didn't have any effect, he stepped forward and said to Yu Man: "If the dog goes crazy, you have to appease it first and calm it down before it can let it go." ”

"Huh?" Yuman was puzzled, "What does this have to do with dogs?" ”

"Good-" Kuan slightly stretched out his left hand, and gently brushed it down from the hair on the top of his head on Su Xiaoliu's back, just like he treated his own famous dog.

Su Xiaoliu's shoulder acupuncture points were sealed, and the painful sensation radiated from his shoulders to his whole body wave after wave, making him twist like an electric shock, and his head kept hitting the ground and around, I don't know when, he actually bit the tiger's tail on the flame tiger skin couch in his mouth, but the pain was still not relieved at all, under the severe pain, his brain had stopped thinking, so the expression on his face was as hideous and terrifying as a vicious dog.

At this time, the gentle reassurance actually made his pain a little less, and Su Xiaoliu finally opened his mouth and began to inhale heavily.

[Netizen]: This little Zhengtai's method of raising a dog actually worked!

[Netizen]: What is Su Xiaoliu doing? One moment like a zombie possessed, another moment like a rabid dog, playing cosplay?

[Netizen]: Why do I feel like a gelding sequelae?

[Netizen]:......

[Netizen]:......

[Netizen]: I'll just say it secretly, why are you all silent again?

"Eighth Master, this trick is very effective!" Seeing that he was finally relieved, Yuman hurriedly put away the tiger skin tail and tucked it under the tiger skin couch.

"That's," Kuan smiled slightly, with a smug look on his face, "I've had dogs since I was a child, whether it's a big dog or a small dog, I can know a thing or two about their habits!" ”

"Shoulder, shoulder," Su Xiaoliu pointed to his shoulder and moaned incessantly, "Quick, quick, shoulder!" Shoulder! ”

Kuan Luo only looked behind him at this time, and saw a golden hairpin pierced in his shoulder blade, and the back around the golden hairpin was already sweating, so he reached forward and wanted to pull out the golden hairpin: "How can this hairpin be inserted in your back?" I'll pull it out for you! ”

"Don't-" Before Su Xiaoliu could stop him, Kuanlu had already pulled out the golden hairpin, this time it was like cramps and bones, and Su Xiaoliu screamed in pain, "Don't pull it out-wait for me to let you pull it out, you pull it out again, okay?" ”

"Good!" In a slight panic, he inserted the golden hairpin back again.

"OMG!" This time the stab seemed to be even deeper than just now, and Su Xiaoliu was so painful that he couldn't scream anymore, "Whoa-whoa-whoa-quack-moo-wang-meow-"

[Netizen]: Poof-

[Netizen]: When you meet a teammate like a pig, that's it!

[Netizen]: This is simply a secondary injury! Is this little Shota on purpose?

[Netizen]: I want to ask first, who inserted this golden hairpin?

[Netizen]: No need to ask, the golden hairpin must be a woman's thing, it must be a woman's ghost!

[Netizen]: In the palace fighting drama, it seems that Fu Jin, who doesn't want to see Su Xiaoliu, did it!

[Netizen]: Wow, the struggle is so fierce! The illegitimate son entered the palace, and as soon as the old prince died, he was abused by his stepmother.

[Netizen]: Yes, no matter how powerful Su Xiaoliu's mouth is, he can't resist the tricks behind people's backs!

[Netizen]: I have to let my female ticket come to see the live broadcast when I go back, my female ticket is the tenth paragraph of the palace fighting drama, and I will definitely be able to help Su Xiaoliu come up with an idea!

[Netizen]: Ten paragraphs of the palace fighting drama? My God, brother, it's not easy for you to survive to this day!

[Netizen]: That's right, the female ticket is a master of palace fighting, why don't you hurry up and have a snack, and you still have the heart to help others?

[Netizen]: You guys say this, I suddenly feel listless lately, is there something mixed in the meal made by the female ticket?

[Netizen]: Does she know your WeChat and QQ passwords?

[Netizen]: I don't know! I change it every three days, so I shouldn't be discovered, right?

[Netizen]: It's hard to say, how high the cracking means are now!

[Netizen]: That's over, she must have found out!

[Netizen]: Sympathize with you, brother, hurry up and confess, and strive for leniency! Dude is kneeling in the toilet now to reflect on it.,My female ticket is the author of the book that wrote the palace fight! Tear!

[Netizen]: Khan!

[Netizen]: You guys have really big hearts, are you still thinking about watching live broadcasts after you're like this?

"Isn't that so?" Kuan Lu leaned in and asked, "Why don't I pull it out and do it again?" ”

"Eighth master," Yuman hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, "Don't get it, I'll call the imperial doctor to pull it out later, seeing that the sixth master is like this, it hurts so much that he has already learned the opening technique." ”

"Okay then," Kuan looked at Su Xiaoliu's painful appearance, and couldn't bear it, "Sixth brother, why don't I find you a bone, and you can hold it first?" ”

Su Xiaoliu was so painful that he couldn't hear what he said, he just kept writhing there with his mouth open.

"Okay, Yueling," King Xuanjun really couldn't stand it, so he said to the sixth princess Yueling, "Don't fix him, look at the way he hurts, help him pull it out!" ”

"Don't worry," Yue Ling looked at the people around her, "When they finish crying, I'll pull him out, so that when others cry, he will be half-hearted!" ”

"It's almost time to finish crying." King Danjun looked at the sky, "Next, the Lord should bathe and shave his hair and change into his funeral clothes." Look over there, the chief steward of the palace and Yan Fujin are here. ”

"How do you wear a mortuary suit?" Yue Lingqi said, "People are lying there, they have to lift people up and wear them?" ”

"It's not your little girl's business!" King Xuanjun looked at Su Xiaoliu and said, "You go and pull out the golden hairpin behind Su Xiaoliu, it's time for us to leave." When we get back and set up the mourning hall, let's come back to worship. ”

"Leaving now?" Yue Ling obviously hasn't had enough fun, "Let's stay and see if they have anything to help, right?" ”

"Don't mess around!" "What is your identity?" It's a dignified princess, what are you helping here? Hurry up, pull out the golden hairpin and let's go! ”

"Okay then." Yue Ling walked over very reluctantly, but there were three layers of crying crowd outside Su Xiaoliu, and he couldn't squeeze in at all, so he looked back at the king of the county.

I saw that the king of Xuanjun showed anger on her face and signaled her to find a way by herself, so Yue Ling watched in the crowd for a long time, and finally saw the dust inserted in the waist of a eunuch, and when she saw a whisk in her heart, she waved her hand to pull out the dust, and then like waving a horsewhip, she stepped forward with the dust to wrap the golden hairpin behind Su Xiaoliu and pulled it back.

Su Xiaoliu was slammed by her strength, and her body couldn't help but turn to the side, and she turned her head to see the sixth princess Yueling who was holding the dust, and when she saw the jade fingers of her left hand twisting the golden hairpin wrapped in the dust, she instantly understood everything.

"Why?" Su Xiaoliu's face was full of despair, "Why do you want to do this to me?" ”

"Humph!" Yue Ling stuck the golden hairpin back on her head, then shoved the dust behind the eunuch and walked away.

[Netizen]: It turned out that the princess did the hands and feet!

[Netizen]: Why is this princess so ruthless to Su Xiaoliu?

[Netizen]: Women tend to attack, it's normal to use this method to deal with men!

[Netizen]: Listen to the voice, do you have this experience upstairs?

[Netizen]: Alas, don't say it, my eyes are full of tears!

[Netizen]: Is this a gathering place for Xiaoshou now? How do you feel that all yang energy is insufficient?

"Don't make any noise!" Su Xiaoliu covered his shoulders and shouted to everyone in the live broadcast room, "I'm like this, you don't have any useful ideas!" Pure in that blind and poor! Where were you all when the princess stabbed me just now? Didn't anyone see it? ”

[Netizen]: The lens is not 360 degrees, how can we see it?

[Netizen]: Beating is kissing, scolding is love, the princess bullying you means that you have a place in her heart, which is a good thing for you!

[Netizen]: That's right, if you want to accept the princess, you have to accept the fact that you have become a little sufferer!

"Why am I so unlucky today?" Su Xiaoliu said angrily, "When you come back, you will either be beaten or stabbed, or you will be assassinated, who am I recruiting?" It wasn't an ordinary pain just now, my God, it hurt so much that it was going to die! Did You Know? ”

[Netizen]: Only in this way can the princess leave a deep imprint in your heart!

Hearing this netizen say this, Su Xiaoliu's heart calmed down a little, he wiped the sweat beads on his head, sat down physically and mentally exhausted, and was about to close his eyes to rest for a while, when suddenly his stomach rumbled, and then he remembered: "Hey, didn't you mean to give me beef noodles?" What about people? This tossed for most of the day, eating a mouthful of food and water, isn't this the rhythm of starving to death? ”

Su Xiaoliu stretched his neck and looked around, hoping to find the eunuch who brought him braised beef noodles, his eyes swept several times, and finally saw the figure of the eunuch with small sesame eyes on a small earthen bag.

[Netizen]: Ha, that's it!

[Netizen]: Xiaoliu, your meal is here!

[Netizen]: Haha, such a big bucket of beef noodles, can you eat Xiaoliu?

"Ha," Su Xiaoliu finally saw hope, and couldn't help but say happily, "The eunuch of this palace is really here, saying that he wants a big bucket, but it turns out that the whole bucket is so big!" ”

Just when he was looking forward to it, he suddenly saw Prince Zheng's Fujin Fucha clan with a group of plain maids appearing behind the eunuch carrying the wooden barrel.

"Fujin, what's wrong with you?" A maid hurriedly stepped forward to support the vertiginous Fucha.

"Oh, I saw the prince sit up," Fucha covered his head and said painfully, "I feel my heart tight, and my head is dizzy!" ”

"Then," a few of the maids hurriedly set up the Fucha clan, "why don't we help you go back and rest for a while?" ”

"No, no, no," Fucha stood up, and suddenly smelled a smell of food, in which the fragrance of coriander and butter made her feel extremely pungent at this time, "Oh, what a smell, no, no, I want to vomit!" ”

"Hey!" A maid shouted at the eunuch in front of her, "What's in that bucket of yours?" Fu Jin smelled disgusted! ”

"Huh?" The eunuch hurriedly put down the wooden barrel, wiped his sweat, and turned back to salute, "Isn't this the beef bone noodle soup that the sixth master who just passed the mansion wants to eat!" This kitchen has just been completed, and I'm about to bring it to the sixth master! ”

Hearing the words "beef bone noodle soup", Fucha felt even more sour in her stomach, she pointed to the wooden barrel and said, "Quick, quick, bring that wooden barrel over, I want to vomit!" ”