Chapter 276: Pseudo-Niang? A great gift to Cao Cao
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Moreover, after some people saw the connotation of this sentence, it extended many new uses.
For example, there is a guy who does business, and when he robbed, he no longer said "I planted this mountain", but said in a rather literal way: Jun has always come to Yada, and he will not hesitate to leave to buy road money!
Hao Meng's words made people in this era finally discover the charm of language.
It's just that these are all later words.
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After Hao Meng returned to Jinan City, he only rested for three days before he began to prepare for the "troops".
If a hundred light infantry is formed, and then they are promoted above the heavy infantry, on the eighth day of the lunar month, these heavy infantry will be used to force them, which is absolutely mighty.
It's just that Hao Meng's first experiment was the [Female Soldier Talisman].
In other words, when the talisman arrived, Hao Meng thought wildly about what kind of "little soldiers" would appear when men used these feminine talismans.
Today, the idea can finally be verified.
Of course, experimenting with these feminine talismans, Hao Meng naturally would not use the soldiers under his command.
In a courtyard of the City Lord's Mansion, Jiang Feng personally escorted several prisoners.
"Lord, these people are all meticulous and Cao Cao's people."
"The strong man in the lead, named Cao Er, is a child of Cao Cao's family."
After Jiang Feng brought the captives in, he began to introduce the identities of these people.
Since moving the administrative office to Jinan City, Jiang Feng has taken over Jinan's city defense affairs, and the fish and dragons in the city are mixed, so naturally he can't escape Jiang Feng's ears and eyes.
It's just that there was no need before, so Jiang Feng didn't startle the snake. Now, his own lord needs these meticulous works, and Jiang Feng is naturally arrested by thunderous means.
In fact, Hao Meng did not clearly explain whose meticulous work he grasped and whose meticulous work he used to do experiments. However, for Jiang Feng and the other generals, Boss Cao is what they have always been worried about.
Therefore, Cao Er and they are considered to be unlucky to be angry.
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Cao Er's height is at least more than 1.8 meters, in the words of this era, it is more than 8 feet tall. His body shape is also quite burly, and he will be a friend of a middle-aged rich woman in later generations, and he is definitely more popular than Dian Wei.
In fact, Cao Cao's relatives and family are very macho men. Such as the Xiahou brothers, as well as the Cao brothers, although they look average, they are all strong and strong, and they are all fierce generals.
Of course, Cao Cao's growth is a bit frustrated, and it may also be the result of genetic mutations, and it cannot be generalized.
Only in terms of size and appearance, Cao Er is also a fierce seedling.
It's a pity that there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and people have good and bad luck.
Well, this sentence is a bit inappropriate to use on Cao Er, and even "it's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married" is a bit inappropriate here.
In short, that's what it means, Cao Er failed to become a general.
Judging from the information that Jiang Feng tortured, it was not that Cao Er had not touched the stone tablet, but he had gained nothing.
Therefore, in Cao Cao's group, Cao Er can only be reduced to a miscellaneous worker. So, after some operation, Cao Er also became the head of the Cao family who was resident in Jinan City.
For Hao Meng, it doesn't matter whose meticulous work he uses for experiments, as long as he is not a general.
Talismans, which can only be used by ordinary humans, have no effect on military generals!
However, if he can use Cao Er to disgust Cao Mengde, Hao Meng doesn't mind doing it.
Hao Meng took out the [Female Soldier Talisman] and dripped a drop of his own blood on it according to the trick he had learned from Xu Fu. Then, he handed this talisman to Jiang Feng.
Even if he wanted to use Cao Er to disgust Cao Mengde, Hao Meng didn't plan to let this guy have a chance to get out of control.
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The ball of light wrapped around the talisman was stained pale red by a drop of blood. With such a bewitching phenomenon, Cao Er naturally would not be willing to crush the ball of light, so only Jiang Feng would do it himself.
The arm couldn't twist the thigh, even if Cao Erwan didn't want to crush the ball of light, but with Jiang Feng's "help", he still quickly crushed the ball of light.
After the ball of light was crushed, a cloud of intense light erupted, enveloping Cao Er.
When the light dissipated, what appeared in front of everyone's eyes was still the same Cao Er, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a beard.
It's just that Cao Er's original long shirt has become a set of women's clothes at this time.
Small leather boots that are higher than the ankles, a short leather skirt three inches above the knee, a cute leather vest that just wraps the chest, a leather shawl, and leather wrist guards, just a set of women's clothing that is a little exhibitionist.
It's just that looking at the two big fluffy thick legs under the miniskirt and the bucket waist under the cutie, even if you ignore the feminine hairstyle, you still can't hide the fact that Cao Er is a young man.
Cao Er's outfit, no matter how awkward it looks, Sister Cai and the little princess behind Hao Meng all have a feeling of being disgusted, and then avoid other palaces.
A young man with a full beard and long legs, but wearing a slightly revealing women's clothes, this is not a sissy at all, nor is it undefeated in the East, it is simply a perverted pseudo-mother!
Hao Meng is from the next generation, and he has seen all kinds of pseudo-mothers, but he has never seen a pseudo-mother with a full beard.
In fact, if a weak scholar has this kind of dress, he can also attract the favor of those who have the good of Longyang. Cao Er's outfit, as long as he walks out of this city lord's mansion, he will definitely be stinking for 10,000 years.
Even if he returns to Cao Cao's territory, it is guaranteed that Cao Er will be destroyed humanely in the first place.
Cao Cao can't afford to lose that person!
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Cao Er, who reappeared, felt that he had not suffered any damage.
Even, he felt that his body had never been so good.
Soon, Cao Er felt that there were two more things in his hand, and when he looked down, they were two ruler-long daggers, or short knives. Moreover, Cao Er's gaze finally saw the abnormal clothes on his body.
"This ......???"
A mouthful of old blood was almost poked out by Cao Er.
Any old man who is suddenly "put on" a set of revealing women's clothes will have a myocardial infarction.
Name: Cao Er
Occupation: Female soldier
Level: 1
Attributes: HP 1+50, Attack 12+6, Defense 6, Movement Speed 6
Equipment: Women's leather armor, two throwing knives
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"Sure enough, a manly man, he can still use the [Female Soldier Talisman]!"
Hao Meng ignored Cao Er's grief and indignation, and affirmed his conjecture in his heart.
As for Cao Er's outfit, although it is very disgusting, in the end, it is not disgusting that he Hao Meng, but Cao Mengde, who is far away in Jiyin.
Fortunately, Cao Er experimented, and this set of women's clothes seems to be not much different from the equipment of military generals, and they are all collected from the heart. It's just that Cao Er, who received the women's clothes on his body into an unknown space, was completely naked.
Hao Meng believes that seeing Cao Er like this, Cao Cao will definitely have a headache in advance.
"Send someone, send this gift to Cao Cao." Hao Meng explained, and walked out of this palace room.