Chapter 257: Good buddies who were beaten together
The welcoming procession embarked on the return journey and became stronger and stronger. When the pen www.biquge.info out of the gate of Cheng's house, Shi Lei also specially saluted all the masses and thanked everyone for their order, they were very knowledgeable to give way out.
According to the habits of later generations, whenever there is a bridge and an intersection, some firecrackers must be thrown out, which is regarded as buying money for the passing gods, and it also has the meaning of driving away evil spirits. But isn't there no firecrackers in Datang, every time you go anywhere, you build a fire to bake bamboo poles and listen to the explosion, which is not realistic.
Shi Lei simply took out some inventory, customized a lot of small glass bottles, this thing doesn't cost much, and then poured some formic acid of gold-eating ants into it, and then put some phosphorus and small metal scraps in it, everywhere he went, he used explosive beetles, lit the small glass bottles, and threw them as far away as possible, and a small firework exploded with a "bang".
Under the high temperature, the metal powder also turns into a melt of various colors, which together form a splendid landscape.
Even in the daytime, the demeanor of this fireworks cannot be hidden.
Passers-by who were fortunate enough to witness these scenes along the way will probably never forget such wonderful scenes for the rest of their lives, and all kinds of exclamations are endless.
Even the bride Cheng Chuyue, and the many relatives and friends of the woman who sent them off later, couldn't help but see it from the carriage, and the whole team was also coaxed, and it became lively.
Even the gang of people who helped were in a commotion, and they didn't know that Shi Lei's family still had such a hand.
Compared to this, all the methods they have seen are weak.
Other people's weddings have never been so exciting.
Only Shi Lei's dealers are still very calm, and they are always full of confidence in them, the owners of the family who are good at creating miracles.
What is this little scene, you don't know what is wonderful at home, waiting for you.
Seeing that Zhuangzi was about to arrive at Shi Lei's house, the speed of the convoy slowed down again.
Under the leadership of An Yuanshou and them, these energetic young men ran forward one after another, squeezed into the middle of the road, and stopped all the bride's send-off procession.
This is called "barrier", and it is also an indispensable procedure in the wedding.
Aroused by the fireworks just now, these boys are not very noisy, and they all want to go back and see what other interesting things are waiting for everyone.
Besides, Shi Lei has been instructed by a thousand times, but he must not make a big fuss, otherwise he will be unlucky to be a groom later, because there is still a procedure for a son-in-law.
The Cheng family was also prepared, and the generous female guest ran out and gave a lot of wine and food with a smile. But that's not all, the people are still clamoring.
"Obstacles, we won't let it go if we don't do it well." Zhang Yao took the lead in shouting.
In fact, he had already hidden a song in his hand, if the woman was really not ready, he handed it over to Cheng Chuyue, and it was solved.
Like the previous hypnotic poems, these were all written by Shi Lei and asked Chen Mo to write early.
Such a talented person, a few poems that took more than a year of hard work to prepare, how can there be no reason why it is not wonderful.
Not long ago, Chu Yue quickly recited a song in her sweet voice. Zhang Yao simply waved his hand and asked everyone to get out of the way.
The boys also simply flashed to the side with a brush.
There was no way, the strong woman who was more than 200 pounds was already standing impatiently on the wheel of the carriage.
Look at that posture, if these guys don't get out of the way, the female strong man will fight.
This majesty, there are really few old men present who can withstand it.
The team set off again and soon came to the large courtyard of Shi Lei's house. Most of the guests who came to the wedding were already waiting in the courtyard.
These nobles are basically on the side of Chang'an County and have their own estates. Since I came to attend the wedding this time, I simply lived in Zhuangzi, and it was more convenient to go back and forth.
"Stone, be careful, don't let people swell." As soon as Shi Lei got off the mount, Wei Chigong's big voice, which also did not lose Cheng Biting Jin, came over.
After that, a group of military generals were naturally indispensable for laughing and joking, and it was very lively. In fact, they all came to see Shi Lei's bad luck, because it was time for him to be a son-in-law.
As the name suggests, this "son-in-law" means to give the new son-in-law a dismount, to kill the groom's prestige, and to bully the bride in the future.
And the method, very simple, is just one word, hit!
Shi Lei turned his head to his uncles, and hugged his fist with righteousness, "Look at you."
After finishing speaking, Shi Lei simply held his head with both hands, squatted on the ground, and directly put on the most classic defensive posture.
"You can beat me, but don't want to hurt my handsome face and chic hairstyle." That's it, Shi Lei squatted and shouted a declaration.
In response to him, it was naturally a rain of "ping-pong" sticks, and those who split their heads and covered their faces smashed at him.
Fortunately, these female guests of the woman are still relatively measured, and they all greet them to places with a lot of meat.
No one has a head attack, after all, there is no one who lacks roots and wants to kill people at the wedding.
Moreover, these girls' families have little strength, and the damage caused is really limited.
Of course, Shi Lei is not the only one who is unlucky, do you think Shi Lei called these young men, especially the two concubines, to make the scene look good?
At this time, it was also used to disperse firepower, so there were a lot of sticks that fell on them.
It's just that your differential treatment is too big, isn't it?
A handsome guy like Zhang Yao, most of the people who beat him up, and the daughter who looks gentle and lovely has to be the kind of dance and ink.
It seems that this is called a delicate one, the stick falls on the body, and it is no different from tickling, how can Shi Lei look at them, it is more like an eyebrow.
Unlucky, such as the one who was being chased by the strong woman over there, who made you dare to come to this mouth before, now people seize the opportunity, and they can't fight to the death.
Two 200-pound strong men, one in front of the other, running this is called a brisk walk like flying, momentum like a rainbow.
Every now and then, there is a "oh, ah, whoa" sound. The guy in front of him jumped up and down, like a fully charged bunny, but he looked a little miserable.
The key is that there are also people who are not afraid of big things and deliberately block his way, and several aunts and aunts are not willing to be lonely with sticks and join the ranks of the chase.
How many immoral things does this guy usually do? As for being hated to this part.
After he was completely beaten and paralyzed, the process of this son-in-law was finally over. The two brothers went directly to pick up the buddy who attracted the main firepower.
Shi Lei silently gave 32 likes to this buddy in his heart.
If a buddy gets married in the future, I must invite you, you are using your life to protect the groom's official, it's really interesting!
After watching such a good show, the atmosphere of the scene is called a lively.
Some of the elders were about to laugh, so they could only find a place to sit down first.
Next, it's time for today's other protagonist Cheng Chuyue to appear.
The carriage had already been parked in the agreed direction, and the question of orientation was also particular, and a blanket had to be used to pave the way from the carriage to the wedding hall.
Shi Lei directly took out a few top-notch tiger skins. When Cheng Chuyue was supported by his intimate family, he carefully stood on the tiger skin, and naturally a few subordinates went over and put a few tiger skins in front of Cheng Chuyue alternately, until the saddle in front of the hall.
It's not that I can't afford to produce a few more tiger skins, the key is that at this time, I have to do a relay, and it is not professional enough to get a red carpet and pounce on the head.
After gently stepping over the saddle, the wedding entered the most important stage of worship.
And throughout the whole process, Cheng Chuyue has been using a beautiful feather fan to block her face, and everyone is very curious about this bride. (To be continued.) )