After Zhang Liao set out on the expedition, Tang Hua gave Zhang San an order that the world did not expect, asking him to take 200 soldiers and disguise themselves as ordinary people, go to Hanoi County to find a person named "Sima Lang, the word Boda", and look for an opportunity to kidnap Sima Lang to the Yin Pavilion. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Tang Hua also told Zhang San to be respectful and polite to Sima Lang along the way, not to be rude, and to ensure Sima Lang's safety, Zhang San, who received the order, was sad and sad.

Tang Hua was thinking in his heart, although Sima Lang is not very old now, but after all, he is a celebrity, if he goes to invite, he will definitely not be invited, who would be willing to help him, a person who has no name, no background, no foundation, and no money, he can only take extraordinary measures to get people over first, otherwise he will have someone to deal with internal affairs.

Sima Lang, whose name is Boda (171-217), was a native of Wen County, Hanoi County, a politician in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, and one of the "Sima Bada". Sima Lang was very knowledgeable when he was young, and at the end of the Han Dynasty, he was ordered by his father to lead his family to flee Dong Zhuo, and then moved to Liyang, successfully avoiding the war. After Cao Cao was appointed as Sikong, Sima Lang was made a subordinate official of Sikong, and successively served as Chenggao Ling, Tangyang Chang, Yuancheng Ling, Prime Minister's Chief Book, Yanzhou Assassin History, etc., all of which had political achievements and were deeply loved by the people. Later, Sima Lang, Xiahou Dun, Zang Ba and others conquered Wu and arrived at Juchao. When there was an epidemic of plague in the army, Sima Lang personally went to inspect and deliver medicine, so he contracted the disease and died at the age of forty-seven. This is the strategist that Tang Hua can think of now.

More than half a month later, Zhang San came back, and he really lived up to Tang Hua's expectations and kidnapped Sima Lang to them. As soon as Tang Hua saw Sima Lang, he immediately apologized to him and said: "Mr. Sima has suffered, originally I asked Zhang San, this kid, to invite Mr. Sima, then I will know that your kid is openly using force against Mr.!" In the future, I will definitely educate him well and let him know more about the rules in the future. I am here to apologize to Mr. Sima on behalf of Zhang San, and I hope that Mr. will forgive him this time for the sake of his youth and ignorance. After finishing speaking, Tang Hua bowed to Sima Lang again. Tang Hua thought in his heart: Sima Lang, a native of Wen County, Hanoi, is rarely famous and talented, although his ability cannot catch up with his second brother Sima Yi and Sima Zhongda. But in history, he is a high-ranking official under Cao Cao, who served as the chief secretary of the Prime Minister's Mansion, and the history of Yanzhou, no matter what position he has outstanding political achievements, and he loves the people like a son, is deeply loved by the people, does not form gangs, and is loyal. Unlike his younger brother Sima Zhongda, who has too much scheming and too much ambition, he is the most respected one among the three Sima brothers.

Sima Lang raised his head and snorted angrily, Tang Hua saluted him twice, but he didn't accept it, but gave it sideways. Tang Hua didn't care, knowing that the scholars of the current Han Dynasty were this kind of virtue, so he could only slowly influence him. turned his head and scolded Zhang San angrily: "Boy, you offended Mr. Sima and made Mr. Sima unhappy, if you don't give me a hurry to prepare a banquet now, and wash the dust for Mr. Sima, you can be regarded as making amends for Mr. Sima." ”

After hearing this, Zhang San's heart was overjoyed, he had long wanted to flash people, but he didn't dare, and now he got the order, and immediately said: "It's the lord, I'll go to prepare a banquet immediately and make amends to Mr. Sima." ”

Sima Lang didn't say anything no matter what Tang Hua said. Tang Hua personally poured a cup of tea for Sima Lang and handed it to him. After Sima Lang took a sip, he glanced at Tang Hua with disdain, and then said slowly: "You are the snake." ”

Tang Hua replied respectfully, "Yes, Mr. Sima." ”

Sima Lang said, "I won't help you." ”

After Tang Hua listened to Sima Lang's words, he was very depressed, Lao Tzu finally got you, you just threw such a sentence! In that case, let's have fun with you first. Pretending to be surprised, he asked, "Mr. Sima, I don't want you to help me, and I haven't said that I want you to help me, where did Mr. start with this." ”

Sima Lang was stunned after listening to Tang Hua's words, and immediately became stupid, how could this be possible, he sent someone to kidnap him from afar, and said that he didn't want me to help, he hadn't had this kind of idea yet, why is this? After a while, Sima Lang relieved his breath and said angrily: "Then what are you doing by sending someone to help me kidnap me?" ”

Tang Hua glanced at Sima Lang and corrected with a smile: "Mr. Sima, I'm going to invite, not kidnapping." It is Zhang San's own idea, just now Mr. also saw me criticize him, he also realized his mistakes, and also said that he will correct his mistakes in the future, Mr. Sima should not worry about a child, this will damage your reputation as a celebrity. ”

After Sima Lang heard this, he almost fainted, what are these words? He shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, okay, even if it's to invite, then what are you inviting me for?" You can't be trying to tease me, are you? ”

Tang Hua still glanced at the angry Sima Lang very casually, and said with a smile: "Mr. Sima, you are wrong again, I didn't send someone to invite you; It was tens of thousands of disaster victims and refugees in Yanmen County who asked me to help them invite you, sir, to come, and I also did things on behalf of the people. ”

Sima Lang said, "What do you mean by this?" ”

Tang Hua suddenly spoke sternly, and said solemnly: "Mr. Sima, you may have heard that I myself traveled here to study here. Seeing the common people being bullied by horse thieves, and seeing the people on my border being burned and plundered by the Xianbei people, Huns, Qianghu and other foreign Tatar iron horses, the local people live in deep water. In the heat, the history of the state assassin pretended to be deaf and dumb, turning a blind eye, and the court did not help the people to make decisions, and the people had no way out. Therefore, I stayed and led a group of hot-blooded young people to resist, and in a very short period of time, we eliminated more than 20 groups of horse thieves, wiped out most of the Xianbei Tartars of the Murong clan, and wiped out five or six tribes of the Xianbei tribe of the Tuoba tribe. Because our army gave relief to refugees when they saw them, a large number of refugees poured into our army. Originally, our army wanted to carry out uninterrupted attacks on various Xianbei tribes or Xiongnu tribes on the northern steppes, and when we encountered large tribes, our army would harass them, and if we couldn't beat them, we would run away, and when we encountered small tribes, our army would immediately wipe them out. In this way, although our army has few people, it does not need any rear bases, and our army can fight and raise the war without any worries. But with the influx of more and more refugees, on the one hand, our army does not have so much food to supply the people, and on the other hand, if our army does not protect them, the people will definitely be killed by the Xianbei and Huns. To protect so many ordinary people, our army is simply powerless, there are more than 100,000 Xianbei iron horsemen in the range of nearly 1,000 miles of our army, as well as the Xiongnu, Qianghu and other iron horsemen around it. Although Yanmen County has been occupied by the Tuoba Department in recent years, Ding Yuan, the assassin of Bingzhou, was indifferent, and did not think of coming over to recover Yanmen County at all, they were afraid of the Xiongnu and Xianbei iron cavalry. Therefore, they have turned a blind eye for many years, if this continues, the Xianbei people's robbery of our Han Dynasty will advance to the Central Plains year by year, and in a few years, the Xianbei people's iron horses can drink water the Yellow River and set foot in Luoyang. “

Glancing at Sima Lang, Tang Hua pretended to sigh and said: "Our army never thought of recovering Yanmen County at the beginning, but in order to have a place to resettle refugees and disaster victims, our army decided to recover Yanmen County. Although Yanmen County has now been recovered, I don't know anything about internal affairs, and I don't know how to resettle the victims and refugees, let alone engage in internal affairs. When the refugees heard that I didn't know how to engage in internal affairs and couldn't handle government affairs, they were anxious, and the refugees heard that Mr. Sima Boda in Hanoi was a world-famous man who was very expert in government affairs, so the people asked me to help them ask you to come here to deal with internal affairs and manage them well. ”

Sima Lang listened to Tang Hua's nonsense for a long time, and only glared at Tang Hua with his eyes, you just blow it, do you really treat me as a child? Said: "You have not been recognized by the court in Yanmen County, and if your name is not right, I will not help, and I am too lazy to deal with internal affairs here, and even your life will be lost here." ”

Tang Hua laughed and said: "It turns out that Mr. Sima Boda, a world-famous talent, is a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, deceives the world and steals fame, and abuses his fame; He doesn't understand internal affairs at all, let alone engage in government affairs, and he is ashamed to say that he is too lazy to engage in government affairs here. Hahaha, Tang Hua laughed wildly again.

Sima Lang was so angry that his face turned red and he shouted loudly: "Who said I don't understand internal affairs!" ”

Tang Hua's eyes widened fiercely, and he asked rhetorically, "Then why did Mr. Sima make me think that you would engage in government affairs?" I've never heard of Mr. Sima serving in a position, engaging in government affairs, and what political achievements he has? ”

Sima Lang was so angry by Tang Hua's words that he gasped for breath, he was angry, his emotions were uncontrollable, and he blurted out: "I'll handle government affairs here to show you, so that you can take a good look at whether I, Sima Lang, is the one who deceives the world and steals fame in your mouth." ”

After listening to Sima Lang's words, Tang Hua immediately got up and saluted Sima Lang and said respectfully: "I am here to thank Mr. Sima in advance on behalf of tens of thousands of people. ”

As soon as Sima Lang heard Lu Ning's words, his mouth was wide open for a long time and he couldn't speak, pointing at Lu Ning with his finger; You, you, you ... Alas, sigh!

Seeing Sima Lang's appearance, Tang Hua knew in his heart that the most important thing for the famous people of the Three Kingdoms, not to mention anything else, was reputation, as long as the words came out, they would never change, so Tang Hua was not afraid that Sima Lang would regret it. said to Sima Lang with a smile: "Mr. Sima, don't be angry, go!" We'll take you to the dust. After speaking, regardless of whether Sima Lang agreed or not, Tang Hua pulled Sima Lang and walked forward. Sima Lang shook his head as he walked, sighed, and looked depressed.