The face of emotion is directed at him!

Xue Lang understood, but he was not angry, the smile on his face was a little more sincere than in the side hall just now: "I thought who was so bold to make Lady Liu angry, but it turned out to be me." I don't know what's wrong with the latest and fastest update, which makes Lady Liu so angry? Why don't we wait until I'm free, let's sit down and have a glass of water, and let it go with the wind when we're angry or something! ”

Female Officer Liu sneered: "Master Xue is a smart person, why is he pretending to be confused with Ah Liuqiang?" ”

Xue Lang really doesn't understand! Cautiously looked at the eyes of the female official Liu, thinking that there seemed to be nothing rude, although occasionally he would say a few words to the female official Liu and make jokes, but he also observed the etiquette of men and women, never joked excessively, and did not dare to have extra manners, for fear of abrupt beauty.

Seeing Xue Lang's dazed face, Lady Liu was even more angry in her heart, snorted coldly, and actually turned around and left, leaving Xue Lang stunned, she was the one who was looking for someone to lose her temper, and she was the one who left someone to run away! Xue Lang couldn't help but think of a movie line-

You think it's a public toilet? Come when you want, go when you want! Bah! It's really confusing!

Xue Lang patted his head, a woman's heart, a needle under the sea! If you don't have enough emotional intelligence, don't guess a woman's mind, from Xue Qing and his girlfriend, Xue Lang learned this lesson, if you are willing to say it, you can say it, if you don't want to say it, we won't guess, complete negativity. His girlfriend didn't break up with him, and she was also true love for him.

Turning his head and throwing Lady Liu away, Xue Lang went to his own business, and there was a large number of wavelength historians waiting for him behind him.

Xue Lang went to the workshop to count the inventory, waiting for his subordinates to bring the order figures, and as soon as he counted them, Xue Lang was dizzy! According to the total number of statistics, I sold everything that I had left for my own use!

The subordinates were also dumbfounded!

Wan Siming asked Xue Lang with a bitter face: "Master Xue, how should this be?" ”

Xue Lang waved helplessly: "What else!" Since you have agreed, you will give it all, reputation first! We can only ask the masters to catch up! ”

I don't know how Her Royal Highness the princess will react when she knows about this oolong! I don't think I'm to blame, right? It shouldn't be harmless, right? In short, the purpose is accomplished, and the small flaws that occur in the middle do not need to be taken into account. Isn't there a word called flawlessness? Right?

Xue Lang has been staying in the workshop, watching Wan Siming bring people to distribute the alien plough to the deployment sent by the long history, until dinnertime, Her Royal Highness the princess sent someone to urge, let Xue Lang go over to dinner, Xue Lang handed over the matter to Wan Siming to deal with, and went to the dinner.

Chang Jian dutifully reminded: "Lang Jun, you need to change into regular clothes, and you can't wear official robes to attend the banquet." ”

So, Xue Lang ran back to change his clothes, changed into regular clothes, continued to dress up, and hurried to the banquet. This is a farewell dinner held by Her Royal Highness the Princess for all the elders, with singing and dancing.

The banquet in the Tang Dynasty was divided into seats, with each person having a small table with wine and food on the table. This banquet was attended only by the subordinate officials of the Princess Mansion, and the people in the garrison of Wei Zeguan were not invited.

Xue Lang's position is under Han Jin, and because of her special status, Lady Liu did not sit alone, but sat next to Her Royal Highness the Princess.

As soon as she sat down, Her Royal Highness raised her wine glass and said loudly: "You have taken time out of your busy schedule to come, and you know that the palace knows that there is only a glass of water and wine, and you can express your gratitude!" Please! ”

"Thank you, princess!"

Everyone had a drink together. Her Royal Highness the princess put down the wine glass and got up: "This palace is not strong enough to drink, go and rest first, and Ah Liu will accompany me in." Han Changshi, Dong Sima, Xue Zhuji, and Ru three people treat the guests well on behalf of the palace, and they must let the Changshi return happy. ”

"Whoa!"

Xue Lang and the three of them took the order. After Her Royal Highness the princess left, the dancing girls and musicians entered the arena and began the silk and bamboo song and dance performance-

Looking at the performances of the dancers in the field, Xue Lang was surprised: "It turns out that there are still Kabuki in the house. ”

Han Jin touched his beard, and Uncle Shuai smiled: "Your Highness has been here for nearly three years, during which there will be people from Beijing, and a few dancing girls and musicians will be recruited from the capital mansion to entertain guests. ”

Xue Lang nodded, Her Royal Highness the princess is a woman, and she is doing things outside, and she has held many banquets, and I don't know how some villains will chew their tongues!

After speaking, Han Jin stood up and toasted on behalf of Her Royal Highness the Princess, and after Han Jin finished toasting, everyone began to drink casually, sitting in twos and threes, or walking to another table to toast. Compared with the precarious sitting of Her Royal Highness the princess just now, it is much more casual.

Zhang Yi came to Xue Lang: "Xue Youyang!" ”

Xue Lang stood up: "Zhang Changshi is polite!" ”

Zhang Yi grabbed Xue Lang's saluting hand and said with a strange smile: "On the wine field, there is no need for such a lot of courtesy!" There is no grade here, only the depth of the wine. Needless to say, no more gifts, first have a drink to show sincerity! ”

Xue Lang nodded briskly, grabbed the wine glass on the table, drank it in one gulp, turned the wine glass upside down, did not drop the wine, and asked with a smile: "Is Zhang Changshi satisfied?" ”

Zhang Yi gave a thumbs up with satisfaction: "Okay!" Haojie's true colors, as it should be! Seeing that you know you like this, you will let you go today. ”

Saying that, he was leaving. Xue Lang grabbed it: "Zhang Changshi, how can anyone watch people drink and not drink themselves?" You are a senior, I am a junior, and the juniors have done it first as a respect, should the seniors also drink half of it as an example? ”

Zhang Yi thought about it, how can there be a reason in the world to take advantage of it and leave, so he also drank half a cup, and was about to leave, when he was pulled by Xue Lang with a smile. Zhang Yi said strangely: "What are you pulling me to do?" ”

Xue Lang said with a smile: "Her Royal Highness the princess held a dinner, the juniors are subordinate officials, and they are also half the masters, how can there be any guests in the world who toast the host, come, Zhang Changshi, the juniors toast you!" Wine, full! ”

After speaking, he drank another glass with a smile, and turned the wine glass upside down after drinking, still not dropping the wine. The toasters all did it first, and the toasted could only drink a glass with it, and Xue Lang let him go.

After drinking and sitting down, Dong Sima, who had not dealt with him much, proposed: "Han Changshi, Xue Zhubo, let's go to the bar too!" ”

Han Jin nodded and got up. Xue Lang looked at the three people sitting at the banquet, those three people were probably like-minded, and they actually sat together and chatted while drinking, which was really understanding.

Xue Lang glanced at it playfully, and proposed to Dong Sima and Han Jin: "There are a lot of people, if you all salute in a circle, then everyone doesn't have to stand and go back today, it's better to toast a glass in unison, and then toast separately, how about it?" ”

"Yes!"

So, after Dong Sima, Han Jin, and Xue Lang toasted everyone together, Dong Sima, Han Jin, and Xue Lang were each responsible for a part of the people and toasted separately.

This drinking cup looks big, but in fact, there is not much wine, the degree is not high, and the wine is not pure.

I saw him saluting with a smile, how did he smile before the toast, but after the toast, he still had the same smile, his fair and handsome face was still white and clean, he didn't even see a blush, and his smile didn't even change his lines.

After Dong Sima and Han Jin finished a round of saluting, they were already drunk, but Xue Lang didn't have any, and they focused on the three of them with a smile, one cup on the left, one on the right, one on the left admired, one on the right admired, and there was no repetition of the toast, in short, there was one purpose - drink!

The three of them thought they were gentlemen, and seeing that Xue Lang was full of sincerity, he couldn't refuse his words at all, so they had to drink one cup after another, drinking and drinking, and the eyes of the three were drunk and hazy-

The youngest, who supported the long history of the princess who had given the sage a commendation, was full of smirks and muttered to himself, not knowing what he was talking about.

The second-oldest one, who offered to commend the princess to the saint, was already paralyzed into a pile of mud, his head fell off at some point, his boots were taken off, and he slept unknowingly.

The oldest one...... is being hugged by the two chamberlains, not to hold it, he has already taken off his head, revealing his gray bun, not to mention, but also untied the tie of the robe, the underwear is exposed, and his mouth is still shouting to cheer everyone up for singing and dancing!

Someone actually stopped it, Xue Lang felt very sorry in his heart, but he said with a smile on his face: "I drank too much, I forgot to control myself, I really can't stand the three long histories." Come on, quickly help the three Changshi down to rest and sober up. ”

The chamberlain hurried over to help the man.

Everyone looked at Xue Lang's eyes clearly, his face was not red, he was not panting, his steps were not chaotic at all, and Xue Lang's eyes were a little inexplicably in awe, and the half-drunk Zhang Yi was full of joy: "Youyang is really massive, and a certain family has thanked Youyang's subordinates for their mercy!" ”

You can't carry this pot!

So, Xue Lang said with a smile: "Where is Zhang Changshi, I think it is also the negligence of the younger generation, forgetting that the younger generation has a family drinking stunt, and unintentionally drunk the three Changshi, what a sin!" Tomorrow, it is not necessary to match the three long histories. ”

Zhang Yi was curious: "Youyang still has a family drinking stunt?" ”

Xue Lang breathed a bad breath in his heart, he was in a happy mood, and his skills of talking seriously were activated, and his expression was automatically upright: "That's it." My father once passed on a unique skill to me, which was called the immeasurable sea. ”

Zhang Yi exclaimed: "The sea is immeasurable? No wonder Youyang is so massive, it was originally a family heirloom! Admire, admire. ”

Xue Lang smiled and arched his hand: "The skill of micro ends, it's not worth mentioning, Zhang Changshi is polite!" ”

So, since then, among the bureaucrats of the Tang Dynasty, the legend of "the alien Xue Lang's family heirloom stunt, a thousand cups are not drunk, and the amount of alcohol is as deep as the sea". Since then, Xue Lang has been drinking all his life, except for the banquet given by His Majesty the Emperor, no one invited him to drink. Even if Xue Lang takes the initiative to invite someone to drink, all the guests who are invited will declare before the banquet that everyone is a Sven person, just taste it, don't be greedy.

Later, some history books said that Xue Lang "is not greedy for a cup in wine, and he is diligent and self-cultivation". Let's just say that this is a beautiful misunderstanding.

As for the three long histories who were involved in the immeasurable incident of the sea, Xue Lang never saw them again, and when Xue Lang went to see them off the next day, he heard that the three long histories had already set foot on the way home overnight after waking up that night.

didn't give a chance to apologize, Xue Lang was still quite regretful.