Chapter 163: ———— Little ...... Smash...... tight
Chapter 163 - Little ...... Smash...... tight
"Marshal!" Polcha walked over and said to Zhang Wu: "We have a total of thirty-two soldiers in our army with one less ear on the left, and they have all been found for you!" ”
"How much?" Zhang Wu was stunned: "Such a part-of-the-way thing, still form a group?" ”
"Look at what you're talking about!" Polcha rolled his eyes: "This kind of thing is quite out of the way, but you can't stand the crowd, from more than ten tens of thousands of people, more than thirty is not much, let me tell you, if you find one finger less, you can find more than three hundred, believe it or not!" ”
"What you say is right!" Zhang Wu nodded: "Where are they?" Let's check it out! ”
"Here, here, here!" Porcha hurriedly agreed, opened the door curtain of the tent for Zhang Wu, Zhang Wu took the husband and wife out of the tent, there were more than thirty men standing outside the door, indeed as Porcha said, their left ear is less than half, some are less than half, some are less earlobe, Zhang Wu looked at them funny, and then stepped forward and patted one of the veterans on the shoulder, signaling him to leave!
"What's the matter?" Polcha asked strangely, "How did you let him go?" ”
"Nonsense!" Zhang Wu turned his head and glared at him fiercely: "That veteran is almost seventy years old, what are you doing here?" ”
"What's wrong with Seventy?" Porcha rolled his eyes: "That old guy is a chef, don't look at his age, he carries a big pot in his hand when he stir-fries all day long!" ”
"Fuck off!" Zhang Wu scolded him with a smile, then ignored him, turned back to the woman and said, "Now the people in our barracks who have less left ear are here, you go up and recognize it!" ”
"I don't recognize it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 The woman shook her head dryly: "I don't know how there are so many ears, you just said it, it was so dark at the beginning, I couldn't see his face clearly!" ”
"Yes!" Zhang Wu frowned, glanced at the more than thirty people, and then turned back to the woman and asked, "I said, does that kid have a beard?" This you should ...... I think you know! ”
"Hmm!" The woman blushed and nodded: "Yes, the beard is quite long!" ”
"Good!" Zhang Wu turned around and said to those people: "If you don't have a beard, get out of here!" ”
As soon as these words came out, there were only eleven people standing there.
"What else can you think of?" Zhang circled around them twice, scratching his scalp a little nerve-wracking!
"Your Excellency!" The only chance for revenge was in front of her, and the woman was obviously unwilling to give up, so she mustered up her courage, called Zhang Wu over, and whispered, "You...... Can you please order them to say a word! ”
"What?" Zhang Wu didn't understand for a while, and asked strangely.
"Let them say a word!" The woman blushed and said, "It was too dark for me to see his face clearly, but I could hear his voice when he said a word!" ”
"Okay!" Zhang Wu's eyes lit up, and he nodded happily: "No problem, it's taken so much effort, if you don't pull him out, I'm not reconciled, you say, let them say something!" ”
"This!" The woman hesitated again, blushing like a red cloth, and glanced at Zhang Wu embarrassedly: "I...... I can't say it! ”
"What?" Zhang Wu looked at her a little strangely: "If you don't let him say, how can we find him out!" ”
"Alright then!" The woman's silver teeth clenched, and she said to Zhang Wu with an open expression: "Can you let the idlers and others retreat?" ”
"Okay!" Zhang Wu somewhat understood, waved his hand, and dispersed the people watching the excitement!
"Now I can say it!" Zhang Wu casually took the water cup handed over by Kress, took a sip of water into his mouth, and then asked.
"Okay!" The woman mustered up her courage and whispered: "He shouted "little ...... at that time" smashed, still ...... Tight...... Target! ””
"Poof!" Zhang Wu squirted out the water he had just drunk in his mouth, he was choked and coughed repeatedly, and Kress patted him on the back with an embarrassed face!
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Her husband was ashamed and angry, and shouted and cursed, and Porcha hurriedly stepped forward and hugged him, and kept comforting!
"Aren't I trying to find that bastard too?" The woman cried out aggrievedly: "I don't care about anything, I don't care about anything, I'm like this, what face do I need, what face do I have?" Now that we have adults in charge of us, as long as we can take revenge, I don't care about anything, and when I see that bastard subdued, I will die. ”
Everyone was silent! Kress's eyes turned red again.
After hearing these words, her husband also stopped scolding, with tears in his eyes, and he was a little choked!
"!" Zhang Wu angrily threw the water cup in his hand on the ground, and said scoldingly: "A few of you, repeat this sentence to Lao Tzu one by one, say it a few more times, let this girl identify, who the fuck dares to use a false voice, Lao Tzu cut him on the spot." ”
"Little smash, it's pretty tight!"
"Little smash, it's pretty tight!"
"Little smash, it's pretty tight!"
A dozen soldiers with less left ear began to repeat the sentence one by one, but this time, in the face of this scene that should have been funny, no one could laugh again, and the woman kept wandering around them, carefully identifying them with her ears sideways!
When she walked in front of the eighth person, her figure suddenly froze, she raised her head, and looked at the person with a cold face, and the woman said, "Can you please say it again!" ”
"This ......" The middle-aged soldier's face suddenly turned pale.
"Can you please say that again?" The woman's voice repeated coldly!
"Little... Little smashes ......" the middle-aged soldier's voice began to tremble.
"That's him! That's him! Can't be wrong. The woman suddenly had a nervous breakdown, grabbed the soldier's chest by the clothes, and cried out while beating hard: "It's you bastard, why are you?" I ask you why? You damn it! ”
Her husband was standing on the side, panting incessantly, clenching his fists so hard that his eyes almost burst into flames!
Cress stepped forward, pulled the woman away with great difficulty, and then comforted her incessantly.
Zhang Wu reached out and took out his short knife from the waist of Polcha beside him, stepped forward, kicked the soldier in the stomach, kicked him to the ground and rolled on his head, then stepped forward and stepped on his chest, and said viciously: "Hurry up and tell Lao Tzu, who is going with you?" ”
The middle-aged soldier gritted his teeth, tilted his head to the side, and didn't speak!
"Call you hard-mouthed!" Zhang Wu bent down, grabbed his hair, and forcibly lifted the seventy or eighty-kilogram man, then shook the short knife in front of him, and said loudly: "Have you thought about it, do you want to talk about it in the end?" ”