Chapter 36 The beast was also an ancient

"Ladies and gentlemen," Yuman, who was lying on the ground, raised his head at this time, only to see that his lips were chapped and his face was yellow, but his eyes were as bright and sharp as a blade in the snow, he glanced at all the Fujin in front of him one by one, and said, "The prince has sent Ruoying to the sixth master of the new mansion this morning as an errand, and now she is a maid who specializes in waiting for the sixth master." For the funeral of the prince, Yuman can go alone, please let this girl go! ”

"No way!" Shufu Jin Gangjia became the vanguard of the battle at this time, and she jumped out first and said, "Ruoying and Yuman have been serving by the prince's side for the past year, and now that the prince is gone, if they don't go with the prince, then what loyalty is there?" Didn't Yu Manshi say that only the two of you in this palace are loyal to the prince? Now is the time for you both to be faithful and filial, otherwise what is the difference between you and beasts? ”

Su Xiaoliu was thinking hard about how he should save Ruoying and the two of them at this time, when he suddenly heard the word "beast" said by Gangjia's family, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he immediately blurted out in the exaggerated tone of the cross talk: "Beast? Do they deserve it too? ”

When he said this, there was a look of disdain on his face, which made everyone in the hall stunned, and they all turned their heads to look at him.

Ruoying knelt on the ground, hearing that Su Xiaoliu and Yuman had come forward to excuse themselves, but they were all refuted by Fucha and others, and they already felt that there was no hope for survival, and they didn't want Su Xiaoliu to jump out again at this time, and couldn't help but look up at him with gratitude, thinking that if he died this time, if he didn't die, he must wait for Su Xiaoliu well in the future, in order to repay him for his great kindness to come forward to save him several times.

Gangjia was even more strange there, she didn't know what was wrong with the last sentence she said, which made Su Xiaoliu's emotions so exaggerated, so she couldn't help asking, "Beast, what's wrong?" ”

In cross talk, the counterpart comedy is to tease and praise each other, tease to throw a question, tease to answer, and then let tease lead to a theory, Su Xiaoliu heard Gangjia answer at this moment, so he said:

"That's an ancient man! Just the two of them, how can they compare? ”

"The ancients?" Everyone in the hall was stunned again, Gangjia didn't understand what Su Xiaoliu wanted to do, and said strangely, "What's the matter with the ancients?" ”

"That," Su Xiaoliu half-rolled up his horseshoe sleeves and put on a frame of commenting on the book, "Let me tell me, you listen, you are thinking about the beginning!" ”

The younger Hui Luo and Kuanluo in the hall thought it was very interesting, and they tilted their heads with interest, just like listening to cross talk in a teahouse, waiting with anticipation on their faces for Su Xiaoliu to explain why this "beast is an ancient".

[Netizen]: This word said by Xiaoliu is a little familiar!

[Netizen]: Haha, "I'm thinking about the beginning", this is the joke of "Eight Screens"!

[Netizen]: Huh? "Eight Screens"? I suddenly can't remember what this paragraph is?

[Netizen]: Haha, just listen to it, Su Xiaoliu has started a large section of "penetration"!

[Netizen]: I don't understand, who are the ancients of the "beast"?

[Netizen]: Let's listen down, this is the basic skill of cross talk!

"When do you think it started?" Kuan asked with his big innocent eyes.

"It was at the beginning of the Sui and Tang dynasties," Su Xiaoliu's eyes were blazing, telling the story, "Since the construction of the canal, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty has often led the courtiers and servants to sail on the canal. On this day, in the middle of the journey, I suddenly saw a hole, I don't know how much it is shallow, so I sent my ministers to check! When everyone went to the edge of the cave and looked down, they saw that the cave was as black as a deep well, and no one dared to go down to investigate. During the discussion, suddenly heard the faint sound of the bell chime in the cave, everyone was shocked, and then looked into the cave, but only to see the bottom of the cave I don't know when to ignite the glowing brilliant lights, illuminating the snow brightly, at a glance, the cave is like a dry sea, its depth is bottomless! ”

[Netizen]: I've heard of "Eight Screens", I only remember that there are "reckless people" or something, I don't seem to have heard of this.

[Netizen]: Emperor Yang of Sui seems to have seen this paragraph somewhere, but it doesn't seem to be the same as what Su Xiaoliu said.

[Netizen]: I seem to have seen it somewhere, but I remember that it shouldn't be so long!

[Netizen]: It must be Xiaoliu playing at will again!

[Netizen]: He said that cross talk has never been said according to the original words!

[Netizen]: The question is, can he save the little girl after reciting it?

[Netizen]: Let's delay the time first!

[Netizen]: Yes, let Xiaoliu delay for a while, and my girlfriend of "Gong Dou Ten Duan" will be there soon!

[Netizen]: Oh? Are you really coming?

[Netizen]: On the way, it's almost there, let Xiaoliu insist on it again, I was calling her to tell her about the detailed situation, she said no problem, as long as you use five successful forces to fight the old Fujin!

[Netizen]: Oh? So strong?

[Netizen]: Looking forward to it!

[Netizen]: Will you be able to see the picture of your female ticket later?

[Netizen]: That's it, it's best to be able to broadcast live!

[Netizen]: What do you think?

[Netizen]: I just want to see what "Gong Dou Ten Sections" looks like.

[Netizen]: Cut, when I hear that there are women, they are all like hungry wolves!

"What's under the crypt?" Hearing this supernatural and fantastic story, Kuan Luo was very interested, and when he saw Su Xiaoliu pause, he hurriedly asked about the plot below.

Emperor Yang of Sui then ordered Di to go to the evil to take people to investigate, Di went to the evil and then took off his official clothes, put on a tight-fitting thin armor, and hung an exorcism sword around his waist, and asked him to take a long rope of dozens of zhang left and right, tie it to his body, and probe into the hole! There, first the straight acupoint, and then the horizontal acupoint, when Di went to the bottom of the evil, but there was no light, only to see the darkness in all directions, and I couldn't see the five fingers when I reached out!

Di Qu Xie first stabilized Shen'er, let his eyes rest for a moment, and then opened his eyes, and saw a faint shadow in the distance, so he moved to touch the general. I don't know how long he walked, but suddenly he came to a place, and when he looked up suddenly, he saw that there was a day and a day here, and it was another world!

"Go further, suddenly see a cave, all around are made of white stone, in the middle of the standing gatehouse, like a temple is not a temple, like a house is not a house. A thing is tied in front of the court, with a strange appearance, pointed head and thief eyes, short feet and fat body, like a bird but not a bird, like a beast but not a beast. At this time, there was a man of gods, and the copper hammer in his palm struck the object. The next day, Di went to the evil and came up, and saw that Emperor Yang of Sui was wearing a slump on his back, he was a pig and a dragon, and he was originally a beast! ”

When Su Xiaoliu said this, he suddenly turned his face to look at the Gangjia clan and asked, "This beast is Emperor Yang Guang of Sui in his previous life, and the two of them dare to compare Emperor Yang of Sui?" Is it comparable? ”

After going around for a long time, it turned out that it was just to prove that Yuman and the others were not beasts, and when he heard this, he couldn't help laughing. His biological mother, Shu Fujin Hou Jia, was afraid that he would lose his manners, so she hurriedly raised her eyes and glared at him, and was busy covering her mouth and nose with her hands, but she still couldn't hold back the joy while shaking.

Fucha looked coldly at Su Xiaoliu's performance, knowing that he was delaying time, but there was no really suitable reason to save Yuman and the others, so he sneered disdainfully, "This has been said for a long time, it's all nonsense!" Come on, quickly drag Yuman and Wakazakura down, let them cut themselves as soon as possible, don't miss the auspicious time of the prince! ”

[Netizen]: Xiaoliu, my girlfriend is here!

[Netizen]: Wow, welcome to the queue!

[Netizen]: Applause!

[Netizen]: Hurray!

[Netizen]: I want to see my face!

[Gong Dou Ten Duan Girl]: Solve the problem first, and then have a chance to show your face again!

[Netizen]: What should I do? The guards are already in the door!

[Gong Dou Shiduan Girl]: Su Xiaoliu, now listen to my command! Did you hear that? Blink three times when you hear it!

[Gong Dou Shiduan Girl]: In addition, recruit five netizens who are in charge of the search, and now immediately search for the two keywords "Qing Dynasty" and "burial", and post the results on the screen, which should be less than 300 words! Fast!

[Netizen]: Wow, it's so piety, I want to see my face even more!