From four o'clock in the morning, Su Xiaoliu's cross talk live broadcast room exploded. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Usually Su Xiaoliu starts live broadcast at two or three o'clock in the afternoon, and the live broadcast content is generally stand-up comedy and stand-up comedy, maybe one day on a whim there will be a group comedy spoken by three people, just like that, dozens of minutes a piece, can be broadcast live until six or seven o'clock in the evening. According to Su Xiaoliu himself, the partners with him are all classmates from his quyi school, and after graduation, they are idle at home, talking and playing together, which not only entertains everyone, but also exercises their professional skills. has been live like this for more than a year, but it has also gathered a lot of fans, and dozens of hardcore ones will go online every day to cheer, which makes Su Xiaoliu feel like a star, so he gets up early every day to practice and broadcast live in the afternoon, which has always been this rule, and has never stopped.

However, this day was a little strange, I don't know which fan who stayed up late to play online games had a brain pump, and opened Su Xiaoliu's live broadcast room at four o'clock in the morning, but it turned out that it was live broadcasting. It's just that the screen in the live broadcast room is dark, and through the not-so-high resolution, it seems that the live broadcast scene is in a room, but it is vague to see any details inside.

This fan held the psychology of curiosity, wanting to see if the little six anchor who forgot to turn off the camera would make any live broadcast content, so he summoned a group of netizens in the group, put on headphones, turned up the volume to the maximum, and then lay in front of the computer, staring at the live broadcast screen, hoping to see something.

"If you want to talk about sorrow, let's just talk about sorrow, and sing a paragraph of the eighteen sorrows of this tongue twister. It is said that tigers are also worried, wolves are also worried, elephants are also worried, deer are also worried, mules are also worried, horses are also worried, pigs are also worried, dogs are also worried, cows are also worried, sheep are also worried, ducks are also worried, geese are also worried, toads are worried, crabs are worried, clams are worried, turtles are worried, fish are worried, shrimp are worried, each has its own reasons. ……”

At more than five o'clock in the morning, in the darkness of the live broadcast room, there was the sound of Su Xiaoliu's back [Note (1)], the content of which was the tongue twister "Eighteen Sorrows" often performed in cross talk, and the friends in the live broadcast room became lively.

[Netizen]: What is this thing doing? What does the black light blind back tongue twister mean?

[Netizen]: This is "Eighteen Sorrows", this little bit of practicing with a light in the dark, is it practicing cheats?

[Netizen]: Maybe "******" can't be recited, and female tickets are not allowed to enter the bed, so kneel under the bed and recite "Eighteen Sorrows"!

[Netizen]: Upstairs is the truth!

[Netizen]: Upstairs upstairs like one!

The netizens in the live broadcast room were making various speculations, and Su Xiaoliu stopped when he recited "Yu Chou can't leave the water, and Shrimp Chou can't get a head out of the empty gun", and then he only heard the sound of his mouth, and then the snoring gradually started, and the netizens listened quietly for a while, and it became lively again.

[Netizen]: Is reciting a tongue twister just now talking in a dream?

[Netizen]: I also recite tongue twisters when I talk in my dreams, I am really dedicated!

[Netizen]: Well, didn't the master say "If you don't go crazy, you won't survive"!

[Netizen]: Fortunately, he memorized a tongue twister in his dream, if he came to "Spit Lotus", his female ticket would be miserable!

[Netizen]: Hahaha!

[Netizen]: If you kneel under the bed, you should have a "Layang Film", pick up the broom and knock your head, and his female ticket is even more unlucky!

[Netizen]: It's so lively, does he have a female ticket?

"Spit Lotus in the Mouth" and "La Yang Film" are "live" in cross talk, during the performance, "Spit Lotus" is to tease the face of the water spray, and "La Yang Film" is to hit the head with a fan, so netizens said that if Su Xiaoliu performs these two cross talks in his dream, his girlfriend will be unlucky.

At this time, it was half past five in the morning, the sky was slightly brightened, and all netizens also saw a glimmer of blue dawn from the live broadcast screen, as the light became brighter and brighter, everyone saw Su Xiaoliu wearing the gray cloth coat he usually wore during the live broadcast cross talk, lying flat on the grass pile not far from the screen, his head leaning back, sleeping soundly.

[Netizen]: This doesn't seem to be his home, and it's not this scene when it's usually live.

[Netizen]: He seems to be in a room, but what's going on with this haystack? It's like a prison cell in a costume drama!

[Netizen]: Yes, there is really no such thing as a female ticket!

[Netizen]: Look, what's that long one under his head? Is it a snake?

[Netizen]: Huh? How do you zoom in and out?

[Netizen]: There's no way to get closer, I'll take a screenshot and zoom in.

[Netizen]: Waiting for the truth online......

[Netizen]: I feel that Xiaoliu's hairstyle seems to be a little weird.

[Netizen]: I saw the screenshot, it's braids! The kind of braids of the Qing Dynasty!

[Netizen]: Rub, is this going to be a clear-end drama?

Su Xiaoliu on the screen probably felt that the light was too bright, so he turned over, buried his head in the haystack, and continued to sleep. At this time, netizens saw his hairstyle clearly, and he really had the braid of a Qing Dynasty man.

[Netizen]: Is this guy going to live broadcast himself acting in costume dramas?

[Netizen]: I think it may be a zombie costume to perform cross talk.

[Netizen]: Do you have to bring your own black donkey hooves to defend yourself when listening to cross talk?

[Netizen]: What kind of room is he sleeping in, you see, the bricks on the walls around him are cyan, and there are wooden barrels and flat poles next to the haystack.

[Netizen]: Haven't you played an RPG? This is the firewood room! The protagonist usually starts in this broken place!

[Netizen]: Yes, a certain group of heroes seems to be starting in a firewood room!

[Netizen]: No, it's still a group of heroes! Uncle, what year are you?

Su Xiaoliu's head was stuffed in the haystack, and his mouth began to mumble again: "There are four locust trees at the door, and there are upper and lower horse stones, and stakes for tying horses." It is a brick-grinding brick and a shadow wall; The gate of Guangliang in the north of the road has electric lights on it and a lazy stool under it. ……”

[Netizen]: What are you talking about?

[Netizen]: The mouth of "Praise Residence" is on the dream again!

[Netizen]: Hey! Wake up! Listen to your cross talk, what's the matter with talking in your dreams live broadcast!

It seemed that the call of netizens had an effect, Su Xiaoliu suddenly turned over suddenly, looked around with sleepy eyes, and saw that this room was not his own room, and he was not sleeping in his own bed, and his brain suddenly cleared up three points.

"Where is this?" Su Xiao Liuqi, "Why am I here?" ”

[Netizen]: What an old line, the protagonist wakes up every time he wakes up with these two sentences, why not change some new words?

"Huh?" A screen clearly appeared in Su Xiaoliu's mind, the content of the screen was exactly the same as the interface during his usual live broadcast, and there were even complaints from netizens on it, "Why are you online?" ”

[Netizen]: Big brother, I see you've been asleep for hours, okay?

[Netizen]: Come on! Tell us which one you're going to perform?

"I, I," Su Xiaoliu stood up from the grass, and he looked confused as he couldn't figure out the situation, "I don't even know what's going on?" ”

[Netizen]: Pretend, you!

[Netizen]: Do you want to get a hairstyle from the Qing Dynasty and prepare to broadcast "Officialdom Fight" live?

"Officialdom Fight" is a stand-up comedy by cross talk master Liu Baorui, and the content is about the battle of wits between Liu Yong and He Shen during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, so this netizen suspects that he made him look like a Qing Dynasty person in order to perform Liu Yong.

"That's not a good joke," Su Xiaoliu replied, "My voice is not as witty as Master Liu's, and the baggage interval is too long, you must not be used to hearing it!" ”

[Netizen]: Don't talk about cross talk, let's see where you are first?

"Yes," Su Xiaoliu looked around again, and saw that half of the room was piled with hay, with a few wooden barrels and a flat pole under the wall by the window, and a pile of dry firewood and an axe stacked on the side of the door.

As soon as he turned around like this, the screen perspective of netizens also turned around, and now everyone saw the furnishings in the house clearly.

[Netizen]: Look, I said it's a firewood house!

[Netizen]: Well, it's the same as the beginning of that group of heroes, Xiaoliu, you must have crossed over!

[Netizen]: Time travel to the Qing Dynasty, or time travel to the game?

[Netizen]: I'm not sure, generally speaking, there will be props and trigger points in RPG games, I think there should be props hidden in the barrel, and the gate may be the trigger point.

[Netizen]: You mean, search the props in the room first, and then open the door.

[Netizen]: Yes, what if I leave this room and can't come back? The props in the house are wasted!

[Netizen]: Old driver, it makes sense! Little Liu, go and feel what's in the barrel, right?

Su Xiaoliu's mind was not very clear, and he had no other ideas for a while, so he had to be at their mercy and walked under the window to see what was in the barrel. There were four barrels that were placed on the ground with their mouths facing up, and there was nothing in them, and in the corner there was a barrel that was upside down on the ground, and he approached the barrel.

[Netizen]: Quick, flip it over and take a look!

Su Xiaoliu stretched out his hand and turned the wooden barrel over, and saw that there was a thick layer of hay stuck to the bottom of the barrel, and the wall of the barrel was also stained, so he said to netizens: "This is dirty, it doesn't look like there is any treasure in it!" ”

[Netizen]: Not necessarily, touch what's under the hay at the bottom of the bucket!

Su Xiaoliu stretched out his hand and touched it, only to feel that there was something strange under the hay, so he hurriedly stretched his hand back.

[Netizen]: What is it?

Su Xiaoliu sniffed the smell on his hands: "It's!" ”

[Note (1)] Guankou: One of the performance forms of cross talk, which will be consistent with a large number of lines to the end. Generally, more than 100 sentences are called "big runs", and less than 100 sentences are called "small runs".