Chapter 150: General Huang, help



Looking at the people who came up, Huang Feng took a closer look, only two of them were praised by Mr. Lin just now, and the others were all men and women of all ages, Huang Feng understood, it is estimated that they are fans of Mr. Lin.

"What are you going to do? I just saw that Mr. Lin was talking so energetically, and I also remembered a joke and wanted to tell it to everyone, hehe! Huang Feng said with a smile.

"Oh?" The crowd was puzzled.

One of them said, "Tell me about it." ”

"Okay." Huang Feng cleared his throat before he said: A cow was grazing on the side of the road, and a bull ran over and said eagerly to the cow: 'Run, Mr. Lin is here!' ’

The cow was puzzled and said, 'What is there to be afraid of Mr. Lin?' Just let him tell me a book. ’

The bull said, 'Now Mr. Lin loves to brag!' ’

Oh! Mine! When the cow heard this, she was so frightened that she ran away......"

"Waha......" Everyone was amused at once, only the two who were praised and Mr. Lin's faces were not good-looking.

Huang Feng continued: "The cow asked the bull as she ran: 'Mr. Lin loves to brag, what are you afraid of if you are a bull?' ’

The bull said, 'Now Mr. Lin not only loves to brag but also loves to talk nonsense!' ”

"Wha...... Alas, it's so funny, it's funny, haha! The crowd was overjoyed.

Mr. Lin's faces turned green, but now that people are talking about everyone so happily, they can't say anything. After all, these are their food and clothing, and it is not easy to offend.

Huang Feng saw that those people were almost laughing, so he continued: "Two cows are running, and a calf is also catching up.

The bull and the cow asked at the same time: 'Why are you running here, what are you afraid of?' ’。

The calf cried: "Mr. Lin not only loves to brag, he also loves to pull calves!" 555……’”

"Hahaha...... Alas, hey! My mother, I'm so happy, alas, I can't do it, I'm going to die of laughter. ”

"Alas! Don't say it, my stomach hurts from laughing, no, I can't do it......"

When everyone stopped laughing, the black face said: "Brother, we have someone to cover, and I don't dare to provoke us, have you thought about it?" ”

Huang Feng is also strange, who is so powerful? So he smiled and asked, "Then who is covering you?" is so good, even I don't dare to mess with it. ”

The guy who was laughing was terrified: "I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it, okay, I'll tell you, you can listen well, it's General Huang Fenghuang, the commander of the New Eighth Route Army, who covers us, how about it?" Scared, right? ”

Huang Feng and Li Guangguang are sweating! In their dreams, they never imagined that they were talking about themselves. The two looked at each other, and they both couldn't laugh or cry.

"How? Scared to death, right? The guy said proudly. When I looked at their expressions, they looked stupid.

After a while, Huang Feng came back to his senses, and said happily: "I may be afraid of anyone you say, but this is Huang Feng, I'm not afraid, haha......" Huang Feng couldn't help laughing.

Sizzle, Mr. Lin also got down from the high chair, he knew his own business, they were the ordinary people, where did the power come from! People are not even afraid of Huang Feng, can such a fierce man be provoked?

Hearing this, he hurriedly walked over, and said in a slow tone: "Brother, you don't have to step on the field like this, right?" It's just a mouthful of food! ”

Huang Feng's face darkened, "Can you bewitch the public by eating mixed rice?" Can you be irresponsible for your words and deeds if you eat mixed rice? Do you know how many people will be killed by your words in the future? ”

"Brush." Seeing that Huang Feng's face had changed, Li Liang immediately cooperated and lifted his coat to expose the two fast and slow machines.

Alas! A few people were stunned. Who is this encountering? Why do you carry a gun with you?

Huang Feng actually didn't want to embarrass them, it was understandable to do this in his previous life to make money, but it was wrong to do so at this time. Nor can you do that, O human heart! Today he has to stand up and say something.

Huang Feng didn't speak, took out his ID and handed it to Mr. Na Lin.

Mr. Lin took it and looked at it, and suddenly trembled all over, and almost knelt down. But his mouth could not say a word, and he did not listen to the call.

Mine! He wiped the cold sweat on his head and returned the card to Huang Feng with shaking hands.

Huang Feng took the documents and asked Li Guangguang to separate the crowd a little. Li Guangguang immediately pulled out his two guns and walked around, people were afraid of the guns in his hands, and they gave them a big circle, many people were so frightened when they saw this situation that they simply left, more things are better than less things! This is the Chinese.

Seeing that Li Guangguang drove everyone away, Huang Feng said, "How is it?" No one is pretending to be this identity! ”

Mr. Lin shuddered and whispered, "General Huang, I didn't offend you, did I?" ”

Huang Feng paused and said, "Do you see if I am eight feet tall and eight feet in waistline?" ”

"No, no, no." Mr. Lin, this sweat!

Huang Feng: "How do you know that my martial arts are called the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Bodhisattva shaking his head for fear of thunderbolts, golden light, thunder and lightning palms?" ”

"I made this and this myself, and I ate it for the sake of mixed food." Mr. Lin was about to cry.

Huang Feng: "Then how do you know that with a flick of my finger, the devil will be wiped out?" ”

"I, I made it up." I say this with my mouth, but in my heart I don't mean to praise you? It's good that you don't thank me and still question me like this, what do you mean!

Huang Feng: "Do you know?" What will be the result of these things that you make up and tell these people to listen to? ”

"Oh, I haven't thought about this yet, it's just to bring everyone a lot of fun!" Mr. Lin said.

Huang Feng said helplessly: "You can say that you can make up books, which proves that you have read a lot, according to your method, when the people of the whole country think that there is a Huang Feng who can destroy the little devil with a snap of his fingers, then who will go to resist Japan?" Who is still on the battlefield? You're worse than smoking a cigarette for them, you know? Are you going to let me fight devils alone? ”

"Huh?" It's not that serious, is it? Mr. Lin, this sweat!

"Also, let me tell you something, if I hadn't passed by here today, you would have died." Huang Feng said.

"Huh? Why? "Mr. Lin really panicked this time.

Huang Feng: "Let me tell you, the devil can let you do this because he is afraid that the king of the Chaoxiang Palace is in my hands." I can't keep this King Hatohiko of the Morning Palace forever, even if it is locked up forever, the devil can't be threatened by me forever, this is just a temporary thing, so, I'm going to exchange him for a prisoner, I believe you know this, I just don't know, after I change the prisoner, how will the little devil kill you? ”

"Huh?" Mr. Lin was dumbfounded, isn't this the end? He understood that Huang Feng was right, it was impossible for a devil to be threatened forever, so what would he do when the time came? There is no place for them in the heavens and the earth!

"General Huang, help?" Mr. Lin screamed in grief and knelt down. He also knew the gravity of the matter.

At this time, the onlookers finally heard this, and finally knew that this young man was Huang Feng, and suddenly there was a commotion in the crowd, and they began to become a little fanatical.