Chapter Twenty-Four: The Flower Monk Gets Drunk and Makes Incense Tents, Hu Sanniang Makes Trouble in the Village
But said that Sanniang stepped forward to spend the night, and before she spoke, the Zhuang guest said: "Little official, what are you doing when you bring a monk to my village on the other day?" Sanniang said: "I went to Tokyo with this master, missed the stay, and wanted to spend the night." Zhuang Ke said: "I have something to do tonight in the village, and I can't rest." ”
Sanniang rolled her eyes and asked with a smile: "Are you called Peach Blossom Village here?" Zhuang Shang's parents are Mrs. Liu? Zhuang Keqi said: "How do you know? Sanniang said in a low voice: "This master is a master of Taoism, and he calculated that you have troubles in the village tonight, so I have come to relieve the worries of the village." The dealer said: "Since it is good, the villain will go to report to the princess." ”
Seeing Sanniang turning back with a smile, Lu Zhishen was puzzled, and Sanniang came close and whispered: "Here Taohuazhuang, the parent Liu Taigong, was recently forced to marry his daughter by a group of strongmen on the mountain, so he was still busy overnight. Hearing the words of the strongman forcing him to marry, Lu Zhishen's eyes widened and he said angrily: "Don't worry about teaching that Taigong, but when that group of strongmen came, the Sprinkler family beat him out with a Zen stick." Sanniang said: "I'll wait for the passing, but he is a permanent resident, I have to think of a way to teach him to stop without disturbance, and we will say this and so for a while." ”
After a while, I saw an old man come out of the village. When the two looked at the old man, he seemed to be nearly sixty years old, and he was about to come out with a cane, and asked the banker: "Where is the person who has attained the Tao?" Zhuang Ke said: "There are two over there." ”
Sanniang and Zhishen stepped forward and saluted the princess, and Zhishen said: "The little monk is a monk from Wutai Mountain, and this is the official who went to Beijing with me." That is too fair: "Since you are a high monk from Wutai Mountain, come in with me." ”
Zhishen and Sanniang followed the old man to the main hall and sat down. The old man said: "I heard that the senior monk came here to solve my troubles?" Zhishen said: "Exactly, the little monk also knows that the old lady's surname is Liu, and it is called Peach Blossom Village." ”
Taigong exclaimed: "The master is really a god." Please have some dinner first, I don't know if you want to eat meat? Lu Zhishen said: "Sprinkle the family does not taboo meat wine, and does not choose any clear liquor; Beef and dog meat, but there is poop to eat. Too fair: "Since the master does not taboo meat and wine, first ask the dealer to bring wine and meat." ”
After a while, Zhuang Ke opened the table, put down a plate of beef, three or four vegetables, and two pairs of chopsticks, and put them in front of Lu Zhishen and Hu Sanniang. The two Zhuang guests spun two pots of wine, took two cups, and sifted the wine to eat with Zhishen and Sanniang. The two of them were neither humble nor shirking, and at all times, they ate both wine and meat. The prince saw it and stayed for a long time. The dealer brought the meal, ate again, and carried it over the table.
Too fair: "I don't know how the master can solve Xiaozhuang's troubles?" It must be known that the two kings on this Peach Blossom Mountain, with five or seven hundred people gathered under their subordinates, robbed their homes and houses, killed people and set fires, and the Qingzhou officials and soldiers caught and stole them here, and he was forbidden to do so. ”
Zhishen listened and said secretly: "Sure enough." Hu Sanniang hurriedly said: "Our Zhishen master is at the Zhizhen Elder of Wutai Mountain, and he has learned to say karma, he is a man of iron and stone, and he can also persuade him to turn." How about teaching him to change his mind and not marry your daughter? ”
is too fair: "He is a murderous demon lord who does not blink, how can you get him to change his mind?" Zhishen said: "Tonight, you can teach your daughter to hide elsewhere, I will say karma in your daughter's room, persuade him to change his mind, this official is also a karmic art, teach him to guard your family, it will be fine." ”
It's too fair: "It's good, but it's very good, just don't brush the tiger's whiskers." Zhishen said: "It's not the life of the family!" You only do what I do. Too fair: "But it's good!" My family is blessed to have to meet this living Buddha descending. When the bankers heard this, they all rejoiced.
At that moment, the prince entertained the two of them with wine and meat, and ordered someone to send his daughter to the neighbor's village. When he was young, he was full of wine and meat, and Zhishen said: "Lead the bride to the room." Taigong led to the side of the room and pointed, "This is it." Zhishen said: "The officials protected you and hid." ”
Hu Sanniang followed behind Taigong, and went out to arrange a banquet with all the villagers, and Lu Zhishen hid in the room. The prince asked the dealer to light the lamps and candles before and after, and then put down a table on the wheat field, on which were placed fragrant flowers and candles. On the one hand, the dealer is asked to hold meat on a large plate, and a large pot is warm with wine. Sanniang saw that Taigong was uneasy, so she said: "It's too safe, there is a master and I am here, and there is nothing to do." ”
At about the time of the first shift, I could only hear the sound of gongs and drums on the side of the mountain. This Mrs. Liu was pregnant with a ghost fetus, and the dealers were holding two handfuls of sweat, and when they looked out of the village, they saw forty or fifty torches in the distance, shining like the white sun, and a cluster of people and horses rushed to the village.
When Mrs. Liu saw the arrival of the strong man, he asked the Zhuang Ke to open the door of the village and come to greet him. I saw that the front was covered and the back was embraced, and the bright and dangling were all instruments and spears, all of which were tied to red and green silk silks. Wildflowers are dotted around the little minions' turbans. There were four or five pairs of red gauze lanterns in front of them, shining on the king on the horse.
This king wears a pointed dry red concave scarf, a branch of Luo silk like a flower on the sideburns, a collar of a tiger body velvet gold embroidered green robe, a wolf body pin gold belly red arm, a pair of clouds and cowhide boots, riding a high-headed curly white horse. When the king came to the village and dismounted, he saw all the little minions congratulating in unison: "The hat is light, be a groom tonight; Narrowly dressed, be a coquettish tonight. ”
Mrs. Liu hurriedly held the table, poured down a glass of good wine, and was about to kneel, but Hu Sanniang helped him and said in a low voice: "Don't kneel him." Sure enough, before he could answer, the king put his hand and said, "You don't need to be polite. Too fair: "Hugh said this, the old man is just a household under the rule of the king." The king was already seven or eight points drunk, and laughed and said, "I will be a son-in-law with your family, and I will not fail you." It's good for your daughter to match me. Then he peeked at Hu Sanniang behind him, and said with a drunken smile: "What a handsome person, the father-in-law is full of talents." Hu Sanniang smiled coldly and didn't answer.
Mrs. Liu put down the horse cup, came to the wheat field, saw the fragrant flowers and candles, and said: "Taishan, why do you need to greet it like this?" Then he drank three more cups, and went to the hall, and called the little minions to tie their horses to the poplar trees. The little minions put the drums up in front of the hall, and the king sat down in the hall and shouted, "My lord, where is my wife?" Too fair: "It's just that I'm ashamed and don't dare to come out." The king smiled and said, "Bring the wine, and I will pay tribute to my father-in-law." The king took a glass and said, "I have met with my wife, but it is not too late to come to eat and drink." ”
That Liu Taigong was determined to persuade him as long as the monk persuaded him, so he said: "The old man leads the king by himself." He took the candlestick, led the king, and turned behind the screen until he was in front of the bride's room. Taigong pointed and said: "This is, please let the king in." The prince took the candlestick and went. I don't know how the bad luck is, so let's do a walk first.
Soon after the king entered, he heard the sound of a pig-killing call, and the prince hurriedly took the lamp and candle, led the little minions, and rushed in together. When everyone looked under the lamp, they saw a fat monk, with no trace of nakedness, riding over the king and beating in front of the bed. The little minions who were the head cried out, "All of you have come to save the king." All the little minions dragged their guns and sticks together, and when they came in to save them, Lu Zhishen saw it, left the king, put a Zen staff on the side of the bed, and hit the ground to fight out. Sanniang also took out the sun and moon double knives, stepped forward to fight, and the little minions saw that the two were fierce, and shouted and left.
Mrs. Liu just complained, and in the midst of the fight, the king climbed out of the door, ran to the door, touched the empty horse, broke the willow branches on the tree, jumped on the horse's back, and beat the wicker on the horse, but he couldn't run. The king said: "Bitter! This horse has come to bully me, too. When I looked at it again, I was panicked, and I didn't untie the reins, so I quickly tore it off, and when I was about to go out of the village on horseback, a person flashed out on the side, and I grabbed the king and dragged him off the horse.
I saw that the official was holding two knives in one hand, and threw the king to the ground with the other, and shouted coldly: "Are you the little overlord Zhou Tong? The king hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice and said, "It's the villain, the hero is an acquaintance?" The official didn't answer, kicked him and said, "Go back to the mountain and ask Li Zhong to come to see me, and say that Yizhangqing and Lu Tizhi are here!" ”
Zhou Tong got up at this time, turned over and walked away. Seeing this, Mrs. Liu shouted bitterly, stepped forward and grabbed Hu Sanniang and said, "Little official, you have suffered the old man's family!" Hu Sanniang said: "Taigong is in a panic, when the two kings see us, they will worship and kowtow, and discipline you from now on." ”
When the prince was still a little unconvinced, Lu Zhishen Zhishen put on his clothes and came out and said: "The Sprinkle family is no one else, I am the prefectural officer of the old breed of Yan'an Mansion and the public account, because I killed someone, I became a monk, and I said that these two birdmen are one or two thousand soldiers and horses, and the Sprinkle family is not afraid of him." This official is the heroic and righteous man of the Western Army, Yizhangqing, who fought several battles with Xianu, and he was the one who defeated the first warrior of Xianu. When you all don't believe, lift me up and look at it. ”
The bankers can be moved. Zhishen took it in his hand and used it like a lamp grass. is too fair: "The master and the little official Hugh are leaving, but they want to save our family." Zhishen said: "What gossip! We won't leave either of us. "It's too fair: "And bring some wine to eat with the officials and masters, and you will be drunk to death." Lu Zhishen said: "Sprinkle a penny of wine, only a penny of ability, ten points of wine, and ten points of strength." Too fair: "It's best when you are on the ground." What I have here is wine and meat, and I only care about the teachers and officials to eat. At that moment, the two of them sat down again, eating and drinking while waiting for Li Zhong to come again.
Let's say that the big leader of Peach Blossom Mountain was sitting in the village, and was about to send someone down the mountain to find out how the second leader was doing as a son-in-law, but he saw a few little minions who were angry and walked into the cottage and shouted: "Bitter! Bitter also! The big leader hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, panic?" The little minions said: "The second brother is broken." The big boss was shocked, and was asking about the details, only to see the report: "The second brother is here." ”
When the big leader looked at it, he saw that the red scarf of the second leader was gone, and the green robe on his body was torn to pieces, and he got off the horse and fell in front of the hall, and said, "Brother save me." The big boss asked, "How?" The second leader said, "Brother go down the mountain, go to his village, and go into the house." The old donkey hid his daughter, but taught a fat monk to hide in his daughter's bed. But I didn't watch out, I lifted the tent and touched it, and I grabbed it, and beat my fists and toes, and I was bruised. The guy saw that everyone came in to save him, let go, and there was a rabbit to help, very handsome, these two, one lifted the Zen staff, the other made a double knife, and they would go out. When he broke free and rode away, he was pulled off the horse by the rabbit and said that Yizhang Qing and Lu Ti were here, and taught his brother to go to worship. I had to get out and find my life, and then I came back, and my brother took revenge on me. ”
After hearing this, the big leader was taken aback and asked, "Does the rabbit really say that it is a zhang qing and Lu Ti Ha?" The second leader endured the pain and said, "That's exactly what I said." ”
The big leader rubbed his hands again and again and said, "Brother, do you know those two names?" The second leader also breathed a sigh of relief at this time and said, "Yizhang Qing? Ruthihath? Isn't this Zhang Qing Mo the Jizhou righteous man who is circulated in the Northwest Army? Is it the one who defeated the first warrior of Xianu? Isn't that the one who punched Kansai as his brother said? ”
The big boss said, "If these two names are not wrong. The second leader said: "But the two are handsome and handsome, and the other is a fat and reckless monk, and they are not like the rumored heroes." ”
The big leader pondered for a moment and said: "The virtuous brother is about to rest in the cottage, and the elder brother personally led the soldiers and horses, and prepared two soft sedan chairs. But if he saw that he was an impostor, he went over to fight and avenge his brother. The second leader said happily: "It's still my brother carefully." ”
At that moment, the big leader shouted: "Prepare my horse!" "All the minions are gone. The big leader got on the horse, with a gun in hand, and taught two soft sedan chairs to be lifted, and all the minions were led, and they all shouted down the mountain.