Xiao Mu thought for a while in his heart, at this time his heart was extremely conflicted, on the one hand, of course he didn't want to have a bully like Liang Yanyang to oppress the good people, and on the other hand, he wanted to take care of a few bad people himself, and at the same time, he didn't run out in vain. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

However, Lin Yi on the side couldn't understand Xiao Mu's inner pain at this time, but kept whispering in his ears, and got some disagreements about how to play poker just now.

"I said that when playing the king eight, the card that was drawn out in advance is any one, the last time in the palace and your sister-in-law they also played like this, as a result, you have to stipulate that only one of the two ghost cards can be drawn this time, so which is the last 'king eight' card who can see at a glance, no fun at all. And the two ghost cards in this self-created card are no longer called 'Big and Small Kings', but Pangu and Nuwa, so the original name of 'Draw the Eight Kings' is not easy to explain. ”

Lin Ye chattered and complained about Xiao Mu's stubbornness in the gameplay, and seeing that Xiao Mu did not respond, he continued to say to himself: "Li Shiyao, this kid is smart, and after playing a game, he saw the problem, and directly put forward the suggestion that each game should be drawn and hidden immediately in advance." You said that you are also an adult, or a traverser, why can't you even compare to a Ming child? ”

Xiao Mu was already very entangled in his heart, whether he had the opportunity to be a righteous man who drew a sword to help when he saw injustice, his mind was already very chaotic, and as a result, Lin Yi continued to ramble in his ear, which annoyed Xiao Mu enough.

In line with the idea of "good men don't fight with women", Xiao Mu didn't have the same knowledge as Lin Ye at first, but he didn't pick up her words, but who knew that this Lin Ye became more and more outrageous, and even said out loud and loud what secrets such as "imperial sister-in-law" and "traverser" were directly above the downtown area.

Fortunately, Wang Chengen and the guards followed at least ten steps away, and they didn't hear Lin Ye's words, and the pedestrians on the other roads didn't pay attention to what Lin Ye said, even if they overheard it, they didn't understand what "traverser" meant, so the identities of Xiao Mu and Lin Ye were not leaked out.

Despite this, Xiao Mu was also scared out of a cold sweat, although the probability is very low, but no one is sure that the Ming Dynasty did not know the meaning of "crossing", and the vendor selling fried stinky tofu on the side of the road was sent by aliens to the earth to spy on intelligence, if he heard that the earthlings still have the ability to travel through time, wouldn't Lin Yi be caught on another planet to slice and study?

Okay, Xiao Mu had to admit that his thinking was a little too out-of-the-box and his imagination was a little too rich, but no matter what, the top priority was to let Lin Yi stop talking nonsense everywhere.

"Ahem." Xiao Mu coughed twice, and decisively interrupted Lin Yili's rambling words, and after the world finally quieted down, he said, "There's a fried stinky tofu seller over there, do you want to try it?" ”

Lin Yi was originally interrupted by Xiao Mu's "insight", and she was about to go crazy when she was unhappy, but when she heard Xiao Mu mention that she wanted to buy fried stinky tofu to eat, she immediately forgot about the things that were going to be mad, and followed Xiao Mu towards the stall selling stinky tofu, and looked directly at the stinky tofu that was being fried in the pot with her eyes - the fermented tofu rolled up and down in the oil pot, bubbling with a golden light, exuding a rich aroma, which made people salivate in their mouths, and they couldn't wait to buy a few pieces to taste it immediately.

There will always be people who say that stinky tofu is obviously stinky, how can it exude aroma? For this kind of elementary question, Xiao Mu often replied disdainfully, "Fragrance and smell are the same thing in the final analysis, the so-called 'when the moon is full, it is lost, and when the water is full, it overflows', it is precisely because the aroma of this stinky tofu is too strong, beyond the scope of people's general acceptance, so it will smell a little stinky." You must know that even the famous perfumes under those high-end luxury brands are all added with a diluted substance called 'skatosin' added to them without exception......"

"Hmph, who wants to eat such a stinky thing? Even an old hat like you, who has never seen the world, will be interested in this kind of thing that can't be put on the table. Lin Yi still showed her same tsundere attributes as ever - she obviously wanted to eat it very much, but she refused to admit it.

With Xiao Mu's understanding of Lin Yi, although he didn't know the term "tsundere", he also knew very well in his heart that she was talking back, and he estimated that he would not be able to do it for a long time. "Do you like to eat it or not, I'll buy it and eat it myself" was about to say something like that, but Xiao Mu was preempted by the vendor who sold stinky tofu.

"This son, I see that you have fine skin and tender meat, you must have never eaten our stinky tofu before, right?"

As soon as Xiao Mu heard the hawker's words, his heart immediately became happy, "Sure enough, the word 'fine skin and tender meat' is simply the standard ...... used to describe women dressed as men."

The peddler was talking endlessly, a little more powerful than Lin Yi just now, and I saw him continue to boast and say, "Our stinky tofu smells stinky, but it tastes fragrant, and ah, it's not the kind of old hat you said that can't be put on the table!" Do you know who created this stinky tofu? ”

Of course, the people of the Ming Dynasty didn't know the concept of "tsundere", and after listening to Lin Yi's disgusted words, the peddler thought that this noble prince looked down on his ancestral mastery, and suddenly he also had a more serious temper, for fear that his housekeeping skills would be looked down upon.

Xiao Mu was interested in hearing his words, and asked very cooperatively: "Dare to ask who invented this stinky tofu?" ”

Seeing that Xiao Mu, who was richly dressed, asked for advice from him "humbly", the peddler also felt comfortable in his heart, and bowed his hand towards the south very respectfully, and said proudly: "To say that this creator of stinky tofu is none other than my Ming Emperor Taizu Gao, who is really noble!" ”

Xiao Mu said in his heart Thanks to the fact that he didn't eat in his mouth at this time, otherwise, he would definitely spray to the ground when he heard such a high-energy answer, and barely controlled the emotions on his face, Xiao Mu pretended to be serious and asked, "Are you talking nonsense in your heart?" I, Emperor Gao, the ancestor of the Ming Dynasty, was a noble member of the Heavenly Family, how could I have invented such a stinky and coaxing food? ”

When the peddler heard that Xiao Mu didn't believe what he said, and used words like "stinky baking" to describe his ancestral craft, he was also more serious, and planned to teach these two uninformed sons a good lesson......