Chapter 112: A False Alarm!
Madame?!
Jiang Jianghao, who was lying on the bed and pretending to be unconscious, really couldn't calm down in his heart, this Haitian feast definitely won't have a second boss, so what is this boss lady?! He doesn't remember who he hooked up with here!
Treat unjustly! Treat unjustly! Treat unjustly! An extra wife for no reason?!
Jiang Jianghao felt that he couldn't pretend anymore. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
So he began to wake up gradually according to the routine of the TV series.
He first rolled his eyes frantically a few times, and then unexpectedly heard Ah Qi yelling next to his ear: "Thirteen, look, Brother Jiang's eyes have moved." ”
It's good.,It seems that TV doesn't deceive me.,This plot is pretty easy to use.。 Then he tried to move the tips of his fingers slightly.
After that, Ah Qi exclaimed: "It's moving!" It's moving! Manually! ”
Ah Qi's voice was facing Jiang Jianghao's ears, which was simply a magic sound for him, and if he didn't wake up, he was afraid that his ears would be deafened by the decibel value of this broken table.
"Uh-huh~uh-huh~"
Jiang Jianghao on the bed deliberately let out a slight moan, and then opened his eyes slowly.
At this time, even Thirteen, who was standing at the door, began to rush to the couch calmly, half-kneeling on the side of the couch and asking, "Big brother, are you awake!" ”
Jiang Jianghao pretended to cover his head with a painful expression, and gently rubbed the temples on both sides with his thumb and ring finger, and then asked with a slight pressure in his throat, "What's wrong with me?!" ”
Ah Qi and Thirteen looked at each other, and they also wanted to know what was wrong! How can a person be choked to death by eating something for no reason, this is no one, okay?!
Seeing that the two of them looked confused, Jiang Jianghao secretly praised himself in his heart, he really didn't waste his brains in vain, it seems that he has passed this level of these two.
Ah Qi opened his mouth and didn't know how to answer, but he heard Jiang Jianghao follow and ask in a weak tone, "Where am I?!" ”
After that, Jiang Jianghao was about to rise. Ah Qi finally waited for the problem he knew, only to see him rush to the couch and help Jiang Jianghao, who was full of struggle, to sit up straight, and then returned softly: "Brother Jiang, we are now in the exclusive lounge where we are feasting on you in Haitian!" How did you forget?! ”
"Haitian feast?!"
Jiang Jianghao let out a question, and then began to turn his brain quickly, why didn't he think clearly just now, should he forget all of them, pretending to be completely frustrated, and then thought about it, if he pretended to be too exaggerated, I am afraid that it would be easy to show his stuffing, and there is still something to say over there!
Ah Qi replied nervously: "Yes, the sea and sky feast!" Brother Jiang won't even forget the Haitian feast! ”
Then Ah Qi hurriedly threw away Jiang Jianghao's sleeve, pulled Thirteen's arm and complained: "Look at Brother Jiang, what's wrong, why don't you remember anything!" It can't be really wrong, right?! ”
Thirteen first glanced at Jiang Jianghao, who was sitting on the edge of the bed with an expressionless face, and then patted the back of Ah Qi's hand soothingly: "Don't worry, I'll take a look." ”
Then Thirteen walked up to Jiang Jianghao, cut his pulse again, and finally rolled Jiang Jianghao's two eyelids.
Jiang Jianghao was bluffed by his posture again, this eyelid rolling is not a common plot in TV dramas! Why did even the previously indifferent and reticent Thirteen have learned the routines of this world?!
Anyway, the matter of amnesia cannot even be explained by the science of the present world, let alone the ancient period of seven mornings and eight mornings, in short, he can pursue one word, that is, pretend to be stupid!
"How's it going?" Ah Qi was so anxious that he jumped to his feet, but Thirteen stared at Jiang Jianghao suspiciously, while Jiang Jianghao sat motionless on the side of the bed with his eyes and nose and nose.
Suddenly, Jiang Jianghao was forced by this oppressive atmosphere to become more and more weak, so he decided to take the initiative to open his mouth to explore the problem.
"I remember that my Haitian Feast was obviously a farmhouse, when did it become a luxury restaurant?!"
"Brother Jiang, you really can't remember?!"
"Huh? Can't remember anything? Seeing this situation, Jiang Jianghao could only continue to pretend, he felt that his heart was a little weaker now, and when he got used to pretending to dress, then it became natural, and the fake became true, as long as he could hold on! Right! Be sure to hold on!
"This Haitian feast can be built by you and all of us!" Ah Qi kept walking around the room in a hurry, and Thirteen also stood aside with a dark face and looked at Jiang Jianghao's face in a daze.
And now Jiang Jianghao is indeed becoming more and more calm, first pretending to be deep in thought, and then pretending to be suddenly enlightened: "Ah! I remember the Haitian feast, and I also remember Ah Qi, Thirteen, Aunt Wu, Ruyu and Daqiang, and Xiaobai! Right? Right?! ”
Ah Qi first stopped and was stunned for a moment, then let out a long breath, then wiped the sweat from his forehead, and sat directly on the mat in front of Jiang Jianghao and said, "Brother Jiang, aren't you confused!" You see you remember! ”
Jiang Jianghao frowned, first looked at Ah Qi, and then looked at Thirteen, Thirteen's expression was no longer as solemn as before, but the expression when he looked at Jiang Jianghao was still full of inquiry.
"What the hell is wrong with me?! Why can't I remember anything?! ”
"Huh?! Brother Jiang! It turns out that after a long time, you still don't know anything! ”
Seeing that Ah Qi couldn't get to the point after talking for a long time, he followed Jiang Jianghao's question and began to answer: "Big brother, after we came from Yiyuan, Ah Qi took you to rest, and then almost went out after giving you a lesson. After we heard the sound of ping-pong in your room, we were worried about your safety, so we hurried over, and after coming over, we found that you fell to the ground, and your throat seemed to be stuck by something and couldn't breathe, and then I helped you take out the stuck things only to find that it was two pig tails, thinking that you should have accidentally choked when eating pig tails. ”
"Brother Jiang! You almost got stuck in two pig tails just now! ”
"You're saying we almost got stuck in a pig's tail?!" Jiang Jianghao pretended to be surprised, his eyes widened, and his panicked eyes wandered back and forth between Ah Qi and Thirteen.
"That's right, Brother Jiang, fortunately, you are blessed with a great life and are blessed by the gods!"
"Whew~! It turned out to be a false alarm! Jiang Jianghao exhaled fiercely, he felt that he really had the potential to be an actor, and his acting skills were really good! Ah Qi and Thirteen were fooled by him so easily! Jiang Jianghao, you are amazing!