Tang Hua himself also understands that the emperor Lao'er is a soft egg, and the ministers of the court and the central government are all watching jokes, and they all want to see the jokes of the fierce snake. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Since this is the case, then don't blame me for being ruthless, at that time, let you cry and wipe your tears.

Tang Hua said to the guards: "Go and call those Tartars to me, Lao Tzu will see if their heads are made of iron." ”

After a while, those Tartars came in, and Tang Hua didn't give up his seat to them, so he said directly to them: "I heard that you are here to ask me for money." ”

One of the Tartars said, "We are here by the will of your emperor, do you dare to resist the decree?" ”

Tang Hua smiled and said, "Of course I don't dare to disobey my emperor's holy decree. But how do I know that those things belong to your tribe? Besides, I've seen none of those things that you Tartars can make, and you can't make them, so I want to ask, where did you get them? ”

The tartar said, "It is true that we did not make it, but it is certainly ours." ”

Tang Hua said: "If you don't tell the origin of this money, how can I be sure that it is yours?" You make it clear, then I will return it to you immediately, if you don't say it, then I can't do anything, I can't give you things for no reason, you can't even tell the origin of the things, why do you say it's yours, then Lord Zuo can also say that it's his. ”

The tartar hesitated for a long time, and said slowly: "Since this is the case, then I will tell you that you dare not return us." These things were robbed by the four tribes that came to your Han border over the years. ”

After Tang Hua heard this, he pretended to say: "Oh, I see, then there must be more treasures in the camp of your big leader Kebineng who have been robbed from the people on the border of my Han Dynasty." ”

The tartar had already spoken, and did not shy away from anything, and continued: "Yes, there are many more in our king's place. ”

Tang Hua smiled and said: "Then now that you Kebineng and Liu Zongzheng have signed an alliance, we have robbed you and want to return your things, which is as it should be; You have robbed the people of my Han border for so many years, should you also return them? ”

When the tartar heard this, he hurriedly said, "No, we can't return it." ”

Tang Hua smiled and said, "Then why, since we return your money, then you should also return the money of the people on my border, so it's reasonable." ”

The Tartar shouted: "You still have this rule in your Han Dynasty, as long as you are reconciled, you must return our things and compensate us; And we don't have that rule, so we certainly don't have to return your things. ”

Tang Hua slapped his hand on the table heavily, and said angrily: "Fuck it, there is such a reason in the world, you are only allowed to rob our things, and I am not allowed to rob your things; I robbed something and wanted to return it to you, and you robbed us and didn't return it, what kind of bandit logic is this. You are just little barbarian Tartars, and you dare to come to Lao Tzu's territory to spread wild. Guards, come and pull these barbaric Tartars to cut them down for me, Ziman, you lead the troops to catch all the Tartars in the inn and cut them down together. ”

Tang Hua's wolf-like guards came up, and they couldn't help but say that they immediately tied up the Tartars and dragged them outside, and after a while, several bloody human heads were brought up by the guards.

Then Dian Wei also cut down the rest of the tartars.

This scared Zuo Feng a lot, he didn't expect Tang Hua to turn his face when he said that he would turn his face, and cut down all those tartars in an instant, how could he go back and explain to the emperor now, what should the emperor do if he investigates it.

Zuo Feng said to Tang Hua: "Lord Tang, I have been miserable by you, these Tartars can be cut whatever they say, how can you tell me to go back to the emperor to return to the emperor, the emperor will definitely hold me responsible, and if the matter is smashed, forget it, now it's okay, even the Tartars have been cut by you." Besides, Lord Tang, you are also disobeying the emperor's orders. ”

Tang Hua looked at Zuo Feng and said: "Don't worry, Lord Zuo, you will explain today's experience to the emperor clearly, you will say that you can't stop it, so you will be dragged out by my soldiers and cut down all the tartars." In addition, we have another twist here, let's just say that the covenant signed by Lord Liu Zongzheng in Youzhou is an unequal covenant, and there are Tartar iron horsemen who rob the things of my Han people and do not return, and we just rob them casually and have to pay them back, isn't that robber logic?

Let the emperor ask Lord Liu Zongzheng, if he is not able to resist and eliminate the Tartar iron cavalry of the Xianbei tribe in Liaoxi, then as long as the emperor orders, I will send troops to destroy the Tartars in Liaoxi, I will cut off Kebineng's head and give it to the emperor as a ball kick, snatch Kebineng's daughter and give it to the emperor as a concubine, and then snatch Kebineng's wife to be a military prostitute.

We can only use our sabers and spears to talk to the Xianbei Tartars, and we will use the blood of the Tartars to pay tribute to the dead people on the border of our Han Dynasty. They still dare to put forward conditions to our big man, what are they capable of, it is better to destroy them and see what they can do to us. ”

Zuo Feng sighed and said, "Lord Tang, things are already like this, I can only do what you say, what else can I do." ”

Tang Hua said with a smile: "Lord Zuo, last time you gave us 50,000 stone of grain, we made all of it into 'immortal wine', there are a total of ten altars, tomorrow Lord Zuo will go back and take them away, you and Lord Zhang have five altars each." I just want Lord Zuo and Lord Zhang to talk about it, our army is about to send troops to the Xianbei Tartars at the root of Budu, this time the march route is very long, there are two or three thousand miles away, and our army is now short of grain and grass, now there are only five thousand soldiers of the Flying Snake Army in the prairie fighting bloodily, we want to send more soldiers, so that we can destroy more Tartars, I hope the emperor will give us some more grain and grass, and the last 50,000 stone will brew ten jars of immortal wine. ”

Zuo Feng said: "Lord Tang, Lord Zhang and I also want to give you a little more, but the emperor doesn't have much food now, even if the emperor is willing to give it, he will have to transfer it elsewhere." ”

Tang Hua said with a smile: "Lord Zuo, can you ask Jizhou to give us some food and money, Jizhou is close to us, but it can be sent to us directly, and it is convenient, not to mention that there is food in Lord Han in Jizhou, you can let him give a few million loads, which is a drop in the bucket for the rich Jizhou." ”

Zuo Feng heard it, this kid just calculated Ding Yuan, and now he has begun to calculate Jizhou Han Fu again, if he doesn't agree to help, this kid is ruthless, it is good to stay a little more way, and there is also immortal wine to drink for a long time.

Zuo Feng said: "Okay, Lord Tang, I'll go back and talk to Lord Zhang, I can't guarantee whether it will be successful." ”

Zuo Feng returned to Luoyang, and the emperor asked him how things were going. Zuo Feng said that he didn't do it well, and he did it badly, and asked the emperor to punish him. The emperor asked what was going on.

After Zuo Feng told the emperor about it, the emperor said: "This kid is too bold and reckless, and he doesn't even listen to my words, and this is worth it." ”

Zuo Feng said: "Your Majesty, that kid from the fierce snake also handed the emperor a fold." ”

The emperor Lao'er smiled while watching: "Fierce snake, this kid, hasn't he ever studied?" Why do you speak so rudely, only this kid dares to give me this kind of play in the whole world, this is completely rude. This kid is still loyal to my big man, and he is still loyal to me, and he is ready to grab a woman to give to me, which is a good saying. ”

The ministers of the DPRK and China watched Tang Huashang's recital, and everyone said that the fierce snake was a martial artist and rude and rude.

After Situ Wang Yun saw the twists and turns of the fierce snake, he shook his head and sighed, how could such an illiterate person be an official? "Your Majesty, please cure the serpent's disrespectful sin, how can he play it in such a rude tone?"

Minister Huang Wanjin said: "Your Majesty, the fierce snake is so lawless, and the words of the saint are in his ears, this wind cannot be promoted, and it must be severely punished." Besides, the two countries did not cut down the envoys, and the fierce snake was so good that they dared to resist the decree and disrespect, and they also cut down the messenger of Kebineng. This is a great disregard for the Regal. ”

When those civil officials saw that the serpent had cut down the tartars, they really didn't know what to say, of course. There are a lot of people who say bad things about the snake, and they are all in Bian Tanghua.

Lu Zhizhi said that although the words of the fierce snake were a little rude, what he said was not wrong, of course, my upright Han Dynasty could not bow to the Tartars.

The general He Jin reconciled: "Your Majesty, although the fierce snake is doing things, it is still loyal and loyal to the emperor and the Han Dynasty. If the sin of the fierce snake is cured, there is no peace in the northern prairie now, once the iron horse of Kebineng is killed, who will resist it? Which of you here dares to pat on the chest and say that he can defeat Kobinen? Now for the sake of the safety of the border, I suggest that you don't make trouble and let the fierce snake guard the territory for the emperor. As for the rudeness of the serpent, it means that he has not read a book and has not learned etiquette, so should he send someone to teach the serpent? ”

Zhang Rang immediately said: "Aren't you Confucians very good at speaking? Are you all just talking? Now that the iron cavalry of the Xianbei tribe in the northern steppe is gathering, who of you dares to lead the troops to battle? The fierce snake will not say anything good, but the fierce snake is loyal to the emperor, never bargains with the emperor, conscientiously guards the border, and leads the army to constantly eliminate the Tartar iron horsemen. If you have what it takes, then go there? After you punish the fierce snake, who will guard the border for the emperor? ”

The emperor also felt that these ministers were really looking for trouble, and they would only play tricks. "Tell me, what are you going to do? Is it good to cure the sins of the serpent? Or will any of you be able to resist the invasion of the Xianbei Iron Knights? ”

In the end, the matter was not settled.

With the efforts of Zhang Rang and Zuo Feng, the emperor still issued a holy decree and asked Jizhou Han Fu to send 500,000 stone grain and 4 million yuan to the Snake Army, as the Snake Army's troops to crusade against the Xianbei Tartars.

Originally, the emperor didn't want to give so much, and the emperor didn't say how much, so in order to get more good wine, he made a figure of 500,000 stones, which made Han Fu in Jizhou feel distressed to death.

Han Fu said to his subordinates: "All of you say that the emperor asked us to send 500,000 stone grain to the fierce snake in Bingzhou, and also to give 4 million dollars, do you want to give it or not?" ”

Frustrated: "Have you forgotten about Ding Yuan in Bingzhou, if you don't give it, then the snake will definitely let people ask for it, if you don't give it again, do you think that the snake will not dare to attack Jizhou?" That fierce snake is a person who is not afraid of the sky and the earth, has he done less in the past year? Even the emperor ordered him to return the treasures of the Tartars, but the fierce snake not only refused to give them, but also cut down all the Tartars regardless of what the emperor said. He also said that Liu Zongzheng in Youzhou was too weak, and the emperor couldn't take him. The emperor also wants the serpent to continue to resist the tartars, and of course he will not hold the serpent accountable for the time being. ”

Tian Feng continued: "Ding Yuan in Bingzhou is too, the territory was robbed by a fierce snake, and he went to the court to complain, but he didn't get it, and the fierce snake said that he was an adulterous Tartar and disobeyed the holy decree. The fierce snake said that it was because Ding Yuan was not right first, so the soldiers mutinied, how could this be possible, if the soldiers of the fierce snake were so easy to mutiny, then how did he usually destroy the Tartar Iron Horse? Could it be that the court doesn't know that these situations are nonsense spoken by the snake, they all know, and there is no way to know it, it is not for the snake to temporarily control the annexation of the state, and to handle the affairs of the annexation of the state with full authority, this is not the final say of the snake. So adults should think about it and don't lose the big because of the small. ”

Han Fu said: "How can the emperor listen to the words of the fierce snake? What about the ministers in the court, don't they care? ”

"My lord, do you know where the name Fierce Snake came from?" ”

Han Fu said: "Isn't it all because of the pattern of a fierce snake on his military flag?" Therefore, the Tartars called first, and so did the border people. ”

"Because whether it is the Tartars or the border people, everyone doesn't know the name of the snake, so it's called the snake." And the snake himself didn't know, it was a long time later that the snake himself knew. Are adults willing to offend heroes like Fierce Snake? If the people knew that the adults did not respect the holy decree to give the snake food and money, how many people would support the adults when the snake attacked Jizhou? I estimate that as soon as the people saw the army of fierce snakes, they immediately opened the city to welcome them. And the soldiers in our army, you can go and listen to what they say about the serpents, and when the time comes, maybe even our soldiers will surrender without a fight. Ding Yuan is a good example, the snake army set off from Yanmen Pass, and beat Jinyang, Huguan, and Shangdang in two days and one night, adults know what kind of speed this is, and how far Yanmen Pass is from Jinyang, Huguan, and Shangdang Everyone knows, adults can imagine how terrifying the ability of the soldiers of the Snake Army is. ”

After hearing this, Han Fu sighed and said, "Then give it to you." ”

Han Fu was also depressed, and he lost so much food and money inexplicably. He can't do this, who let such a bold and reckless snake appear in the world? This person is not afraid of heaven and earth, he can do whatever he wants, and he does not pay attention to the ideas of others and the habits of the world. Even the emperor Lao'er has to give him three points, Han Fu dares to offend. Besides, this is also the emperor's strange intention, and Pingzun's words will also be slandered by traitors in the court.