Chapter 216: The misunderstood Gongzi Yue
For the generosity of the system this time, Jiang Jianghao has always felt a little weak in his heart, he doesn't know if the system will find the right time to pit him again, anyway, he has decided, he still has three system wishes that are useless, and he will use these three wishes after he goes back. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The first wish was that he wanted to go home! The second wish is that he wants to bring his lover home! His last wish was to bring his family home!!
Jiang Jianghao got up early in the morning and began to cook in the dining room of the Haitian feast, looking at the pot of wriggling eels in front of him, the cooks in the dining room all retreated, they didn't know how to deal with this snake-like thing.
Jiang Jianghao explained to them for a long time, saying that this was not a snake, it was a yellow eel, but they didn't understand it at all, and they all stared at Jiang Jianghao tightly as if they were looking at a monster, and finally forced Jiang Jianghao to have no choice, so he could only honestly popularize the news about the eel with them.
Don't look at the yellow eel to look like a water snake, but in fact, the yellow eel is a fish! Yellow eels are fish! Yellow eels are fish! Say important things three times!!
Yellow eels are tropical and warm temperate fish, benthic fish, highly adaptable, and can survive in rivers, lakes, ditches and rice paddies. During the day, they like to burrow in the humus silt or burrow in the stone crevices with water on the embankment. It is rarely active during the day and comes out of the burrow to forage for food at night. The gills are underdeveloped, but with the help of the epidermis of the inner wall of the oral cavity and laryngeal cavity as an auxiliary organ for breathing, it can breathe air directly; It can survive when the oxygen content in the water is very poor. As long as the skin is kept moist after the water is released, it will not die within a few days. Yellow eel is an omnivorous fish that feeds on various small animals, is greedy, and eats most vigorously in summer, and can not eat for a long time in the cold season, without dying.
The body of the eel is cylindrical, which is suitable for burrowing life, which is very beneficial for entering and exiting the burrow and reducing friction. It is really a bit of a "hermit" temperament, has no special attack skills, and no powerful defensive weapons, the only skill is "thirty-six strategies, escape is the best strategy". It has neither pectoral nor pelvic fins, and even its dorsal and anal fins have degenerated to the point that only a little fold remains, and the scales have disappeared so that they are not visible to the naked eye. But the whole body can secrete a very oily mucus, and if you are not careful, it can slip out of your hands. The main functions of the mucus on the eel are: to prevent bacteria and germs from infecting the body and reduce diseases; Prevent the entanglement of parasitic animals and plants, which is conducive to growth; The smooth surface of the oil head is conducive to its passage in the mud without hindrance.
Yellow eel is not only a delicacy on the table, but also has certain medicinal value in its meat, blood, head and skin. According to the "Compendium of Materia Medica", yellow eel has the effects of blood tonic, qi, anti-inflammatory, disinfection, and rheumatism. Yellow eel meat is sweet and warm, has the effect of nourishing and benefiting blood, treating deficiency, and is used as medicine by folk, which can treat fatigue cough, damp and warm body itching, hemorrhoidal fistula, intestinal wind hemorrhoidal leakage, deafness and other diseases. Yellow eel head calcined ash, taken on an empty stomach with warm wine, can treat women's breast core pain. Its bone is used as medicine, and it also treats astrines, and the effect is quite significant. Its blood dripped into the ear and can cure chronic purulent otitis media; Instillation into the nose can cure epistaxis (epistaxis); Especially when used externally, it can treat crooked mouth and eyes, facial nerve paralysis. Some people say that "eel is eye medicine", and people who have suffered from eye diseases in the past know that eating eel is beneficial. Eating eel often has a strong tonic function, especially for people who are weak, sick and postpartum. Its blood can also treat crooked mouth and eyes. The medicine of the motherland believes that it has health care functions such as nourishing qi and nourishing blood, warming yang and strengthening the spleen, nourishing the liver and kidneys, and dispelling wind and circulation.
Eel serum is toxic, but the toxin is not heat-resistant, can be destroyed by gastric juice and heating, and will not be poisoned when cooked and eaten. Whether the folk use of eel blood to treat diseases is caused by the effect of toxins in the blood needs to be further studied.
The blood of the yellow eel is toxic, and accidental ingestion will have an irritating effect on the mucosa of the human mouth and digestive tract, and in serious cases, it will damage the human nervous system, make the limbs numb, respiratory and circulatory failure and die.
The main effect of being good at it is actually to benefit qi and blood; tonify the liver and kidneys; Strengthens muscles and bones; dispelling rheumatism, mainly used to treat fatigue; Accumulation of chancre; Impotence; Lumbago; soreness in the waist and knees; Wind chill and temperature paralysis; postpartum drenching; prolonged dysentery, pus and blood; hemorrhoidal fistula; Symptoms such as astrinse.
However, there are certain tricks that can be used to slaughter eels, generally speaking, eels belong to a more powerful aquatic category, so when slaughtering, it is best to pat the head with the back of a knife first, so that it is easier to slaughter. The most common way to slaughter eel is to put an appropriate amount of salt and vinegar in the large tank, put the eel in, then pour boiling water, immediately cover the tank cover, and wait for the eel to open its mouth, you can take out the disembowelment and wash it.
The slaughter of eels is generally done with the index finger, middle finger and ring finger of the left hand, hooking the neck of the fish, and holding the sharp knife in the right hand, piercing the tip of the knife into the neck of the fish's ventral surface, and cutting the tail lengthwise, cutting open the abdomen, washing and setting aside. The ancient method of slaughtering is to nail the head of the eel to the cutting board and then cut it off by dissection.
The stewed eel made today mainly has the functions of nourishing the liver and kidney, fixing essence and shrinking urine, brightening the eyes, and stopping diarrhea, and is suitable for impotence and spermatozoa, enuresis, frequent urination, soreness in the waist and knees, dizziness and tinnitus, kidney and spleen weakness and other symptoms. Eel is delicious and has medicinal value, has the effect of tonifying the five internal organs and treating weakness, and is a commonly used nourishing ingredient in medicinal diet.
After the eel is cleaned, fry the dodder seeds and rehmannia twice, filter and extract the juice, then cut the eel meat into slices, add water, starch, egg white, salty salt and simmer, then put the eel fillets into a bowl, put them in warm oil and cut them open, wait for the fish fillets to rise, take out the fish, and then put in the seasoning prepared in advance.
When Jiang Jianghao could prepare this body-tonifying dish for Thirteen, who was getting rid of the identity of a boy, Thirteen was excited, and Gongzi Yue next to him was a dish.
Looking at Gongziyue's expression, reminiscent of the performance of the two last night, Jiang Jianghao subconsciously looked at Gongziyue's ass, this Gongziyue?! He's not going to let Thirteen fiddle with the soap, is he?!
Thinking of this, Jiang Jianghao suddenly felt a chill, good for you son-in-law, I handed over my thirteen to you well, and you actually made my thirteen into a broken sleeve?! You're too fat, aren't you?!
Seeing Jiang Jianghao staring at himself with a murderous face, and paying attention to the target of his sight, Gongziyue's face turned green, he was sure that he was guessing with his toes, and he also knew that Jiang Jianghao must have misunderstood him, as for what he misunderstood him, he didn't have to think about it, he must have misunderstood him and broke his sleeves together with Thirteen.
"Boss Jiang, don't get me wrong! Things are not what you think! ”
"Not what I thought it would be?! What do I think?! Tell me about it! Jiang Jianghao gritted his teeth in anger, and now no matter what Gongziyue said, he decided that it must have been Gongziyue who hooked up with his little thirteen!
Gongziyue looked at Jiang Jianghao's expression, and knew that Jiang Jianghao didn't believe his words at all, but he didn't know how to explain it, after all, what happened to him last night was also quite embarrassing, it's not good to say it here, people come and go here, if it is heard by someone with a heart, won't his reputation be ruined in one fell swoop?!
Since the explanation is useless, Jiang Jianghao won't listen to what he says, so Jiang Jianghao can always listen to the words of the thirteenth, right?! So he hurriedly adjusted his direction and asked Thirteen, who was feasting:
"Thirteen, was that beautiful sister good looking last night?!"
Thirteen raised his head, with half a piece of eel meat in his mouth, listened carefully to Gongziyue's words, and remembered last night's ecstasy, Thirteen suddenly nodded with a red face and said, "Good-looking!" ”
Seeing that Thirteen's answer was a little meaningful, Jiang Jianghao's face softened a lot, and Gongziyue continued to ask, "So, is that sister delicious?!" ”
Thirteen didn't expect Gongzi Yue to ask so bluntly, and if he was not careful, he was stuck in his throat by the eel meat in his mouth, and his face unconsciously turned even crimson.
Seeing this, Jiang Jianghao felt that he seemed to have really wronged Ziyue, but Ziyue's expression and Fang Cai's expression yesterday, no wonder he misunderstood, but what happened to this Ziyue?!
After Thirteen took a breath and poured two sips of water, he suddenly realized that he was surprised: "Oops! Eldest brother! This dish should be supplemented by Gongzi Yue, he has a kidney deficiency! ”
"Poof~!"
After thirteen sentences were finished, Jiang Jianghao just squirted out a mouthful of tea, and then coughed fiercely: "cough~cough~cough~cough~!" A baker's dozen! How can this kind of thing be nonsense?! ”
Jiang Jianghao suddenly felt interesting, and was about to continue asking, when he saw Gongzi Yue turn over with a fish jump, pounce on Thirteen's body, and block Thirteen's mouth with his hand.
"I said thirteen, we can talk about it last night, and you are not allowed to say it to outsiders, why did you change your hexagram?!" Childe was so angry that he put both hands on Thirteen's mouth, just to let go of Thirteen's hands and feet, and Thirteen pushed hard, and then a carp kicked up from the ground.
"I haven't changed my hexagram, you also said it, you are not allowed to say it to outsiders, my eldest brother is not an outsider, really calculated, my eldest brother and I are a family, you are an outsider!"
Thirteen wiped his mouth with his hand, he always felt that Gongziyue's hands were not clean, and then Thirteen walked directly to Jiang Jianghao and sat down, without even giving Ziyue a look, which made Gongziyue's face angry and helpless, hey! How credulous you are! It's so sad!
"Alright! You two don't make a fuss, it's not a big deal! Jiang Jianghao probably already had the bottom in his heart, so he said it very casually, and after ordering the thirteenth to close the door, Jiang Jianghao turned around and said to Gongzi Yue in a serious tone: "Ziyue, kidney deficiency is not terrible, what is terrible is to avoid medical treatment, if you don't want to see a doctor, while I am in Handan recently, I will make you a few more medicinal meals to make up for it, can you use it?!" Such a big reaction?! ”