Laughing Chapter 52: The Dust Has Settled (Ask for Collections Again)
Tang Hua also knows the importance of talents, but in this situation, where to find talents! Originally, there were very few people who were literate and had read books. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoThose so-called celebrities and Confucian scholars, who will pay attention to Tang Hua? What do you get by following people? I don't have any political background, let alone a backstage, so no one will take refuge.
Tang Hua said: "It's not that there is a lack of talents in internal affairs, in the past, we only faced the north, and now in the whole state, many places have to be guarded by large armies, and the generals are also very nervous, our manpower is too small, but there is no way, those celebrities and Confucian people don't come, what can you do?" Only after a period of time, we will train ourselves, and if we can't do it, we will build a school specifically for the training of internal affairs personnel and generals. It's really not good during this time, you can use more young people, are we also young, and we can't look down on young talents, as long as the young talents are of good quality, they are much better than those old officials. ”
Sima Lang said: "Lord, we have caught Lu Bu's wife and daughter, what do you think of it?" ”
Tang Hua thought to himself, Lu Bu's wife and daughter? Is it what the Hereafter said? Lu Lingqi, the word Wanjun? I have a collection of her fandom!
Tang Hua's face flushed, and he said shyly: "Lock it up first, I'll be useful." ”
Sima Lang looked at Tang Hua with eyes that all men understand, and said with a smile: "Lord, this is not good." ”
Tang Hua said: "What's wrong, Lu Bu is a Tartar, even his own mother can do it, besides, he has done so many bad things to us, not killing their heads is already a net open, what do they want." ”
Get! You are the uncle, you have the final say.
Sima Lang said: "By the way, my lord, Chen Yuanda is coming back soon, he is now on the way with the money and food that the emperor rewarded our army, and the letter from the scout and Yuanda said that it will arrive in about five days." This matter still has to be operated by him, after all, he is now relatively familiar with the eunuch Zhang Rang and the general He Jin, and he also knows the temper of the two. ”
Tang Hua said: "Emperor Lao'er gave me something this time?" ”
Sima Lang said with a smile: "This time, the emperor was a little more generous, giving 100,000 stone of grain and 2 million yuan. ”
Tang Hua smiled and said, "Oh? It is estimated that this matter is Chen Fang's kid telling the eunuch Zhang Rang, saying that immortal wine needs 2,000 stones of food per altar, and countless such nonsense as life, snow lotus, and Ganoderma lucidum! Otherwise, how could the great eunuch Zhang Rang be so kind. That's fine, next time we'll ask the eunuch Zhang Rang to help us scrape some more money and grain from other states. ”
Sima Lang said: "It's not easy, lord." ”
Tang Hua smiled and said, "As long as we can pass the test this time, we should be able to." Do you think, every time we send Zhang to let the five altars be sprinkled, we tell him that each jar of wine needs 2,000 stone of grain, and the five jars are 10,000 stone of grain, if he wants to continue to drink this wine, then he will definitely help us to get money and food in other places, this is a trivial matter for him, as long as he speaks a few words in the ear of the emperor. Moreover, it is possible that the eunuch Zhang Rang gave a part of the immortal wine to the emperor, and will talk nonsense to the emperor Lao'er, then the emperor Lao'er wants to drink this wine for a long time, so he still doesn't listen to Zhang Rang. ”
Even I laughed to myself.
After hearing this, Tian Chou said: "Lord, does that mean that each jar of 'wine fairy' wine doesn't need so much grain?" ”
Tang Hua said with a smile: "Zitai, how is this possible!" If I really wanted so much food, then I wouldn't do this kind of thing if I was killed, wouldn't that be a waste of food! Saying that we need so much food, life, Ganoderma lucidum, snow lotus and other nonsense are all trying to tell the eunuch Zhang Rang and the general He Jin, we have given a heavy gift, this wine is too expensive. If we really want so much, we will supply the Zhen family with twenty taels of gold and one jar, then we will not lose money. ”
Tian Chou said after hearing this: "Lord, I was still depressed in the last 'Snowflake Flying' battle, why was the lord willing to give up more than a thousand jars of immortal wine for the soldiers to use according to two taels of gold and one jar, it turned out that it was not so expensive." ”
Tang Hua said: "By the way, how many troops have been reorganized and surrendered to the state this time meet the requirements of our army." ”
Tian Chou said: "My lord, there are more than 20,000 people who have met the requirements after the reorganization this time, of which 19,000 have been captured and about 17,000 are qualified after the reorganization of the wolf cavalry; And the more than 18,000 captives after the foot this time qualified only about 4,000, it seems that after Gao Shun was injured, no one trained the soldiers, so the step back was really poor, and the wolf cavalry in Bingzhou was also trained by Gao Shun originally. This Gao Shun is really a master of training soldiers. ”
Tang Hua said: "That's about the same, if there are more soldiers, then we can't afford to raise more soldiers, now we have nearly 70,000 soldiers, we can't recruit anymore." Zitai, tell the generals everywhere, let them help me choose some elite soldiers, I want to train about a thousand guards, and use more brutal training methods and means to train, so that they can complete various tasks, such as reconnaissance, tracking, assassination, detection, counter-reconnaissance, escort, intelligence search and other tasks, and survive in any environmental conditions, but also let them practice a set of formations, and a group of three to ten people can cooperate with each other to resist the sneak attack and duel of first-class masters. ”
Tian Chou said: "Okay lord, I will let them all choose loyal and good physical soldiers to hand over to Ziman." ”
Sima Lang said: "Lord, I have already sent someone to pick up your little girl, otherwise you will have no one to take care of your life." ”
Tang Hua said: "Transfer Ma Jun to Jinyang City, it is estimated that our future base camp should be here for a long time." Even if the emperor wants to transfer me to a place, I will hold on to this place, and if it doesn't work when the time comes, I will cheat. Oh, by the way, in the excerpt to the emperor, it is said that now the Xianbei Tartars at the root of Budu on the northern prairie are gathering iron horses, and it is possible to attack Yanmen, and it is estimated that about 60,000 iron horsemen will be dispatched at the root of Budu. ”
Sima Lang said: "My lord, why haven't I heard that the Tartar iron cavalry at the root of Budu is assembled?" ”
Tian Chou said: "Boda, the lord means to scare the emperor and the ministers of the court, so that they don't make any more things about the merger of states, otherwise." Who helped the emperor and the court to meet the Xianbei iron cavalry at the root of Budu. ”
Sima Lang said: "Lord, now you are not young, why do you keep doing this kind of bullying and suppression." I discussed with Wen Yuan, Junyi, Zilong and Zitai, should we help you find a lady? Let you also take your heart. ”
Damn, even if I, Tang Hua, are looking for a wife, you want to interfere.
Tang Hua said: "You also have to take care of this kind of thing?" Forget it! You still try your best to do what you have in hand, besides, how can you force such a thing, if there is a good one, I will consider it. ”
Sima Lang said: "Lord, you really don't need us to care? ”
Tang Hua smiled and said: "What do you care, can you say that the beauties I see, you can help me get it, if you can't do it, then it's better to ignore it." ”
When Sima Lang heard it, it seemed that the lord had a goal!
Sima Lang said: "Lord, do you see something you like, let's listen to it, maybe we can really help you get it, unless you want the emperor's daughter, we can't do it, if it's someone else's daughter, it should be possible!" Besides, the eldest brother is also a feudal official now, is there a high-ranking official as young as you in the whole world. ”
Tang Hua glanced up and said, "Can you really handle it?" ”
Sima Lang said: "It shouldn't be a big problem, you say it and listen to it, it's the daughter of that family." ”
Tang Hua thought for a while and said, "Forget it." ”
Five days later, Chen Fang returned.
Tang Hua saw him and said, "Yuanda, you have worked hard." ”
Chen Fang said: "Don't work hard, lord. ”
Tang Hua said: "Why is the emperor so generous this time?" ”
Chen Fangdao: "My lord, we have annihilated the Xianbei Tartar Iron Cavalry for the second time, and the officials and the emperor of the DPRK and China are very happy. In addition, the eunuch Zhang Rang continued to receive heavy gifts from us, and the general He Jin gave support in the middle. Therefore, once the two of them agree on the same opinion, things will be much easier. Emperor Lao'er rarely saw the two of them not disagree.
However, this time it should be mainly Zhang Rang's role in the middle. Originally, Zhang Rang said that he would promote the lord to a miscellaneous general or something, but as soon as he proposed it, most officials in the court objected, saying that it was unreasonable for the lord to be promoted to general if he was a civilian. Although he has made great achievements, he can't rise too fast. After hearing this, I knew that this matter would not be possible, so I told Zhang Rang that in order to give him good wine often, let the gang get more food, and we can't make good wine without food. ”
Tang Hua smiled and said: "Yes Yuanda, you did a good job, what kind of bullshit general, those are all false, what do you want to do, it's better to have some benefits, I will always be willing to exchange food without promotion." ”
Chen Fangdao: "Lord, now the whole world is praising our army's victory in destroying the Tartars for the second time, and now it is even more outrageous, and they all say that the lord is a god." In the past, the person who laughed at the lord who bought a dog to pull the cart was even more shocking, saying that the lord was a celestial man, and even this kind of thing could be done. It can also allow soldiers to send troops on heavy snowy days, and the troops will win, especially when they hear the name of the battle, they are even more applauded, they know that our army's roast mutton is actually half-cooked, and the snowflakes are even more magical. Now the name of the lord's fierce snake has resounded in the sky, and everyone in the world knows it. ”
Tang Hua nodded and said: "No matter what they say, anyway, they say that I won't be fat if it's good, and I won't be thin if it's bad, but now I'm afraid that I'm bold and reckless." ”
Chen Fang laughed and said: "Yes, lord, before I returned to the jurisdiction, I heard that the lord attacked Jinyang City, and what else did he say, for the reason why Mai Zi was beaten by Lu Bu, the lord was angry, and sent troops to eliminate Ding Yuan, and also forcibly occupied the entire territory of Bingzhou. Some say that the lord must be in trouble this time, and the emperor is going to clean up the lord, etc., in general, there are all kinds of sayings. ”
Tian Chou said: "Yuan Da, what is the effect of the legend of Ding Yuan and Lu Bu in Luoyang?" ”
Chen Fangdao: "Mr. Zitai, the matter of Ding Yuan and Lu Bu has not only been widely spread, but even the emperor Lao'er was shocked, saying that some things were told to the emperor by Zuo Feng, the great eunuch. The emperor convened a special meeting to study this matter, and the eunuchs unanimously agreed to clean up Ding Yuan, but the Confucian school in the court disagreed, and the two sides quarreled endlessly, and finally it was over. ”
Sima Lang said: "It seems that Ding Yuan still has something to do with the court!" It's really not easy for us to bring him down, but fortunately, we listened to the words of the eldest brother at that time and didn't kill Ding and Lu. Otherwise, I really don't know how to explain to the emperor. ”
Tian Chou said: "How do ordinary people view the character of Ding Yuan and Lu Bu now, and how do they evaluate the two of them?" ”
Chen Fangdao: "Now the people all over the world are scolding Ding and Lu, and they hate them to the core. In particular, the people, merchants, and clans of the states and counties along the border are extremely hateful to the two. Of course, there are also a large number of scholars who also have a bad feeling towards Ding and Lu, and the generals in various places look down on the two of them even more, and even eat and drink and scold. ”
Tang Hua said: "Yuanda, you still have to work hard for a trip, you still have to go to Luoyang to send immortal wine to Zhang Rang and the general, and then make an excerpt, saying that there are seventy or eighty thousand Xianbei iron horsemen on the northern prairie who have gathered almost enough." If the court does not send troops, then ask them to support grain and grass, saying that our army is seriously short of food and grass and cannot send troops.
If there is a guarantee of food and grass, our army can send troops to the prairie at any time to wipe out the roots of Budu. Of course, you still have to give Zhang Rang an idea, so let him suggest to the emperor Lao'er that Jizhou will provide grain, grass and money, so that the emperor's heart will not hurt.
If the emperor is let out, the emperor will feel pain! In this way, we can slaughter Jizhou again, plus we just destroyed Ding Yuan for the emperor's reward, even if Han Fu doesn't want to give it in his heart, he has to think about whether we will do another raid on Jizhou, it is estimated that he can only give it obediently! At the same time, it also asked the high-ranking officials in the court to shut up quickly about the annexation of the state, otherwise, there would be no one to help them resist the Tartar iron cavalry. ”
Sima Lang said: "The court and the emperor are holding us now because of a headache." We don't play by common sense, and every now and then we get them into trouble and give them a headache. And we are loyal to the emperor and the court, and we are wholeheartedly helping the court and the emperor resist the Tartar iron cavalry and eliminate the Xianbei Tartars.
Although we will cause trouble, there are not many people who dare to fight the Xianbei Tartar Iron Horse with real swords and real guns! Moreover, our army is a victorious division against the Tartar Iron Cavalry, and the court and the emperor all want to let us destroy the Tartars on the one hand, and let the Tartars weaken our strength on the other. They'll know we're getting stronger. ”
Tian Chou said: "Yes, now that our army is strong, of course we can negotiate conditions with the court." If you want us to send troops anywhere, but we have to have conditions! Otherwise, if our army does not move, they will also have a headache, and there is no way to take us. In the northern prairie, it is still necessary to let him always smell of gunpowder, and from time to time we go out to exercise our bodies, and often make some trouble, within the scope of our control. ”
Tang Hua shook his head after hearing this, what's wrong now? Even Sima Lang and Tian Chou have become more and more profiteers. "By the way, Zitai, Gao Shun's injury hasn't deteriorated, right?"
Tian Chou said: "Lord, Gao Shun's injury is much better, he can get up and move a little now, the rib fracture, it will take some time, not a day or two, but his internal injury is better, and he said that it is almost the same." Lord, those two pills of yours are really powerful. ”
Tang Hua said: "Those two rescue pills can not only save lives, but also the best medicine in the world to treat internal injuries, besides, Gao Shun took two pills at once, can it not be fast!" It is estimated that even his old injuries have been healed together. Originally, I was left to save my life. ”
Tian Chou said: "So that's the case, I thought his internal injuries were not serious." ”
Tang Hua said: "Zitai, if you think about it, even the ribs are kicked and broken, the strength can be imagined, can the internal injuries not be serious, besides, Gao Shun is still in the period of recuperation, his body is not very good, if it is good, he Gao Shun will obediently let our soldiers be captured, Gao Shun knows that he is seriously injured, and it is useless to resist before he is obediently captured, otherwise don't say that it is to let the soldiers take prisoners, even if it is Zilong and Ziman, they may not be able to take prisoners, at least they have to fight more than 100 rounds." ”